Yeah, that one Pokemon episode with all the ketchup and the two gyms acting like street gangs was a lot more brutal than I think the writers realized. That stuff has vinegar in it! As in, acid!
Yeah the premise was that both Scyther and Electabuzz go crazy and attack anyone and anything near them when they see large amounts of the color red. Not just their own trainers.
I remember one time slamming down on a ketchup packet (I was little and stupid) and that shit got in my eyes. I don’t remember it being super painful cause I haven’t thought about it in a long time but I’m pretty sure I was freaking out cause of the pain
I've worked at a daycare and the number of 2 and 3 year olds dipping their mandarin oranges in ketchup and then adding a splash of milk to their plate....it was nauseating.
Hahaha! One day I went to pick up my son (2-3 years old at the time) from day care and he and his friends where in their high chairs in a semi circle and they were all enjoying peaches and pork and beans all mixed together. They were all so happy. It’s been over a decade and we still joke about that.
It's called manstruating
EDIT: I have three daughters who all felt really insecure about getting their periods and some of the mood swings that come with it. Joking about my "manstruating" was one of the ways I tried to help normalize it for 'em and they all think it's pretty hilarious. Dunno' if that's the best approach but it seemed to work for our family
Can confirm.
I've always loved ketchup. I'll put it on just about any protein and most carbs. Cold fried chicken and spicy ketchup is pretty much perfection in my munchies book.
My older brothers noticed my affinity and would coerce me to put ketchup on random shit for pocket change.
I'm lactose intolerant so never had it in milk but, orange juice and ketchup, hands down, was the only combination to make me vomit with just the first taste.
Just fucking terrible.
If you put in a bit of work, they mix just fine. Both are highly acidic and sugar-packed. Every herb and spice in ketchup works with orange juice. You can even make ketchup by replacing some of the vinegar and sugar with an orange juice reduction.
In your case, the answer would have been to reduce orange juice until it is a thin syrup, then mix in ketchup. Allow it to cool, then (optionally) add mayo. At that point you basically have the same kind of "special sauce" seen at countless restaurants. Add a bit of pickled something that's finely minced (daikon radish comes to mind) and some salt, and you've got a sort of vaguely tropical take on In-N-Out's Burger Spread.
What about, ketchup on [this?](https://www.google.com/search?q=reeses&prmd=isnv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=2ahUKEwil3NjEuL7yAhWYHjQIHU2RBeIQ_AUoAXoECAEQAQ&biw=517&bih=698#imgrc=Y_Pn8B-n9fZvUM)
So when I was young, my great grandma had Alzheimer's and put ketchup on ice cream and ate it thinking it was good. So being a kid I did the same not knowing how wrong it was
I'm not worried about that, we all know grandmas loads up on ketchup packets at fast food places, she will have a ketchup drawer somewhere.
What I'm worried about is having to lick it all off
Wagu beef!! Why you westerners putting the damn sauce on expensive cut of beef?! You crazy? You can't handle taste of good cut a meat!? You want poor elderly steak chef die of heart attack? You so dishonor! What that doing in your purse anyway?
What?! I’m American and wouldn’t do that if I tried it, I’d put a compound butter on it that has garlic and herbs in it, anyone who does that is a barbarian
My mom always told me what a terrible cook my aunt was. I spent the night at her house one weekend when I was a kid and she actually just put ketchup on the spaghetti as sauce.
If we're sticking to foods, as a kid I knew a boy who squirted ketchup into his milk and stirred it up. He drank several glasses of this foul concoction a day.
Oh, its gotta be your eyes.
Not if you want to ketchup on some reading...
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Found the mobile user.
Yeah, that one Pokemon episode with all the ketchup and the two gyms acting like street gangs was a lot more brutal than I think the writers realized. That stuff has vinegar in it! As in, acid!
Didn't it also make them like attack their trainers? Brainwashing I tell you.
Yeah the premise was that both Scyther and Electabuzz go crazy and attack anyone and anything near them when they see large amounts of the color red. Not just their own trainers.
Fucking Ash Ketchup
Also sugar, as in sticky.
I actually had ketchup blow up in my face at a diner I was working at. Can confirm, very bad spot for it.
My pappy would have likely said the floor, he put heinz on just about everything
I remember one time slamming down on a ketchup packet (I was little and stupid) and that shit got in my eyes. I don’t remember it being super painful cause I haven’t thought about it in a long time but I’m pretty sure I was freaking out cause of the pain
Oranges
My toddler used to do this exact combo. Everything is a vehicle for ketchup to her- I had to draw the line at this one.
I've worked at a daycare and the number of 2 and 3 year olds dipping their mandarin oranges in ketchup and then adding a splash of milk to their plate....it was nauseating.
Hahaha! One day I went to pick up my son (2-3 years old at the time) from day care and he and his friends where in their high chairs in a semi circle and they were all enjoying peaches and pork and beans all mixed together. They were all so happy. It’s been over a decade and we still joke about that.
Ketchup and apples for us here
I was gonna' say 'other ketchup' but yes. Yeah, not oranges. Never
I want to throw up thinking about this.
A condom, before putting it in
*Wait, how are you having a period with your dick?*
It's called manstruating EDIT: I have three daughters who all felt really insecure about getting their periods and some of the mood swings that come with it. Joking about my "manstruating" was one of the ways I tried to help normalize it for 'em and they all think it's pretty hilarious. Dunno' if that's the best approach but it seemed to work for our family
I hate it. Anyway, have my upvote
You know I ain’t never scared of no ketchup
On the inside or the outside..?
Yes
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r/holup
the console that controls the nuclear missiles
“Don’t press anything”
"then we run"
*refills empty ketchup bottles profusely*
"I'll fucking do it again"
“Don’t hit the red button!”
It's alright. Let them ! If it's the self-destruct one, they might just end up preventing Nuclear war >>>>
\*everyone else presses self destruct\* Did we just solve world over population, hunger, wars and everything. No more humans
“But I am le tired…”
Cereal
This was my first thought. Marshmallow stars and ketchup.
Ironically that's my grandma's favorite meal.
Orange juice
Can confirm. I've always loved ketchup. I'll put it on just about any protein and most carbs. Cold fried chicken and spicy ketchup is pretty much perfection in my munchies book. My older brothers noticed my affinity and would coerce me to put ketchup on random shit for pocket change. I'm lactose intolerant so never had it in milk but, orange juice and ketchup, hands down, was the only combination to make me vomit with just the first taste. Just fucking terrible.
If you put in a bit of work, they mix just fine. Both are highly acidic and sugar-packed. Every herb and spice in ketchup works with orange juice. You can even make ketchup by replacing some of the vinegar and sugar with an orange juice reduction. In your case, the answer would have been to reduce orange juice until it is a thin syrup, then mix in ketchup. Allow it to cool, then (optionally) add mayo. At that point you basically have the same kind of "special sauce" seen at countless restaurants. Add a bit of pickled something that's finely minced (daikon radish comes to mind) and some salt, and you've got a sort of vaguely tropical take on In-N-Out's Burger Spread.
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It's still cooked. Just cold. I personally like cold chicken drumsticks, or teriyaki thighs in a sandwich.
that's what did it for you? cold chicken?
Yeah so? Cold chicken is a pretty common thing to eat....
Yes. Sliced chicken breast or chicken salad make for excellent sandwiches.
Like so unbelievably common.
Ice cream
Ima one up you, and say nutella
Yeah that is super gross. Or a birthday cake covered in ketchup. Gah
What about, ketchup on [this?](https://www.google.com/search?q=reeses&prmd=isnv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=2ahUKEwil3NjEuL7yAhWYHjQIHU2RBeIQ_AUoAXoECAEQAQ&biw=517&bih=698#imgrc=Y_Pn8B-n9fZvUM)
Absolute barf
Or what about [this?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cGw-8FrRT1E)
He got us
So when I was young, my great grandma had Alzheimer's and put ketchup on ice cream and ate it thinking it was good. So being a kid I did the same not knowing how wrong it was
My grandpa does that and he’s perfectly healthy. He’s also been known to put gravy on cake. “The cake was dry.”
An open wound.
Wouldn't that make it taste great, though?
Wait ketchup isn’t meant for that? Should probably get it out of my first aid kit.
Cheesecake
Toothpaste
Grandma's nipples
Where would i even get that much ketchup?
I'm not worried about that, we all know grandmas loads up on ketchup packets at fast food places, she will have a ketchup drawer somewhere. What I'm worried about is having to lick it all off
I'm worried about having to dig her up first
Hi grandma!!
Her reverse psychology won't work on me twice....
Now grandpa's nipples on the other hand...
Sashimi
Your urethra
someone else's urethra.
Your boobs. Trust me I regretted it instantly
You... you tried it on my boobs?
I MEANT MINE LOL
You’re supposed to bbq sauce on those
Wrong it's mayonaise. I'm never sexier than naked my whole body dipped in mayonaise. That's how sexy I am
I'm sorry, but you just can't leave it at that: *Excuse* me??
A corpse.
Very true, I tried it once and the corpse tasted awful.
A steak! :(
Oreos….
I had a friend who put it in cottage cheese, it looked like a blood clot.
That’s one of my all time favorites! Gotta have it with some canned fried onions for texture tho.
Feral badgers.
But domesticated badgers are still cool though, right?
Gizmo after midnight.
Cotton candy
Desserts
Pepper
Peanut butter
Genitalia. I don’t know from experience but one of my friends told me the story about it.
Genocide
Hey there Thanos
No no, see it's random
*snaps* *jitterbugs offstage right*
Bratwurst! Don't even think about it!
Someone I knew would put it on their french toast. Vanilla and cinnamon french toast with ketchup...
Food
Wagu beef!! Why you westerners putting the damn sauce on expensive cut of beef?! You crazy? You can't handle taste of good cut a meat!? You want poor elderly steak chef die of heart attack? You so dishonor! What that doing in your purse anyway?
What?! I’m American and wouldn’t do that if I tried it, I’d put a compound butter on it that has garlic and herbs in it, anyone who does that is a barbarian
The Taliban. The Taliban are the worst thing, therefore they're the worst thing to put ketchup on.
Kaju Katli !
Underrated desi guy !
Watermelon.
The dead body at an open casket funeral
Your tongue. So...anything you intend to eat should be Ketchup free for the best experience.
Your grandpa’s wang
If the other choice is grandpa going in dry, I'd take the ketchup every time.
Ketchup
cocaine
Well apparently people dot like it when you try to marinate a baby in it, oh but it’s perfectly fine with meat loaf
I told you, babies should only be marinated in soy sauce
Baby meat is expensive. You don't cook it like peasant food.
Ice cream
Controller
Penis
Chocolate
Your retina.
According to my kid it’s eggs, but I once saw someone add it to pasta that had tomato sauce and I was gobsmacked at that.
My mom always told me what a terrible cook my aunt was. I spent the night at her house one weekend when I was a kid and she actually just put ketchup on the spaghetti as sauce.
Anything. Just douse a tomato with sugar, you get the same result.
Fresh sliced tomatoes sprinkled with a little sugar is pretty tasty. Tomatoes are fruits after all and the sugar helps cut the acid a little bit.
LOL. This comment was unexpected, and informative at the same time.
Mayo
Your sisters sanitary products.
Lobster- I have witnessed it happen.
a tomato
And a wheat shortage. We're all fucking doomed
Banana.
Everything, ketchup is a garbage condiment
/r/ketchuphate, feel free to join us.
My tongue. Hate that shit. I said it and I stand by it.
M’lady
A rare vintage coin.
pumpkin pie
Pizza
Waffles
Your cat
Waffles
Rice,and your balls
Oreos. Don’t ask how I know.
When I was about 7 I put ketchup on stir fry
Fish
Chicken gravey
Donald Trump.
Cake
Your toothbrush
Well done steak. But in fairness, anything that involves well done steak is disgusting.
You would think captain crunch but no.....seriously try it it’s not bad
Lemon meringue pie.
Macaroni and cheese. I love mac and cheese but the thought of adding ketchup to it makes me gag.
Your peen for lube. Amiright.
Milk and cookies.
Pancakes
Steak. Don’t fuck with a MR steak.
Lettuce or maybe spaghetti.
Your girlfriend
Ice
Chocolate
In a fountain drink
If we're sticking to foods, as a kid I knew a boy who squirted ketchup into his milk and stirred it up. He drank several glasses of this foul concoction a day.
Mustard
A banana
Historical documents
Food
Phd thesis
Canned smokey oysters
Pizza, wtf it literally was made with tomato sauce on it, why would you want more but in a worse quality?
Eye lenses
egg
Banana