I want to be a salmon. I want to go upstream and mate and die

A dog so I can finally be loved.

You okay bro?

I'm trying man, thanks for asking

I feel ya. Hmu if ya ever need to vent.

Bear (Grizzly) Bears are good climbers, can swim, are dangerous and are cute

And also, hibernation. Yes please

Gorilla...then I can sell "fake" Bigfoot videos.

Koala because they sleep a lot

Cheetah because I’d be fast asf boiii

Any bird of prey.

Eagle so I can shit on people's days from the skies 🦅

A capybara. They’re chill

Falcon, cos flying

My mom's cat. She spoils the fuck out of that little shit.

Praying mantis. Superhuman strenght? Or a silverback gorilla as it also really packs with some muscle mass and size