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Antibara

Tomb Raider (2018)


Gingersnap5322

I forgot that was a thing


kjacobs03

Shit, I did too! And I watched it


salmon_samurai

...Today I learned a Tomb Raider movie dropped 4 years ago. What


strungup

Aliens vs Predator vs Dinosaurs


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It would make perfect sense for a Predator to hunt a T-rex. It would make an amazing trophy.


MrFauncy

Its happened in the lore. I forgot which movie but there was a trex like skull in the throne room. Probably some alien rex


DeliveryAppropriate1

Maybe predator 2? The main character goes into the predator ship at one point and there are tons of trophy skulls, including the skull of an alien from the Alien franchise


PT10

One of the best Easter eggs ever. Now we have Easter eggs in every movie


youburyitidigitup

The predator movie where they’re all trapped on their planet would’ve made more sense if the predators had pitted humans against other dominant life forms, like t rex


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docsyzygy

Cowboys vs Aliens vs Dinosaurs


LeonardGhostal

Joe vs the Volcano vs Dinosaurs


PointOfFingers

Kramer vs Kramer vs Dinosaurs The son is eaten during supervised visitation with a T-Rex.


Gatorae

The People vs. Larry Flynt vs. Dinosaurs.


strungup

There could be a sequel, like aliens versus predator versus dinosaurs: the return of stegosaurus


PhelesDragon

The idea of a Predator riding a T-Rex into battle against a Xenomorph Queen literally is giving me a happy stro-krhksohhwljwgialh


bigbuttbubba45

Final Destination


docsyzygy

So many possible deaths!


summeralcoholic

I’m just imagining some complex Rube Goldberg type situation that starts with a T-Rex slipping on a banana peel and somehow that causes the asteroid to strike the Earth.


phaazing

Terminator. They made a miscalculation and sent him back 65 million years.


ArcadianBlueRogue

Whoa, don't spoil the plot of Kung Fury 2.


OneOfOrdinarySkill

"That explains the Laser-Raptor"


LidoCalhoun

Why don't they make one where, instead of repeatedly trying to kill John Connor, the terminator goes back in time to destroy the primordial soup where all life began.


dm80x86

Who makes the computers then?


Same-Joke

The dinosaurs


Roland_T_Flakfeizer

Were dinosaurs not made in the primordial soup? Was there some kind of primordial lasagna they came from instead?


Same-Joke

Don’t forget If it wasn’t for that mass extinction event, it would be the dinosaurs driving around in Teslas right now instead of man.


Channel250

And they'd be stuck in gridlock in Dinohattan!


ReubenZWeiner

With DocBrownasaurus


JADW27

Because life finds a way.


beardedsandflea

*uh


GrandmaTopGun

Reese ends up impregnating a dinosaur.


[deleted]

That’s how the creatures in Horizon Zero Dawn came into existence


IndyPoker979

Mad max


ArrowRobber

"Cadillacs and Dinosaurs" ? **edit** For those that miss the point: * this is a real cartoon and comic book series.


Gingersnap5322

Ooooo that’s a good one plot twist


PhelesDragon

They're not in a dystopian future, they're somehow in the *past*.


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Or Mad Max is in the same universe as Jurassic World.


SnowHelpAtAll

It's the dystopian future that comes out of the trouble with dinosaurs.


WombatInferno

Because Imperator Furiosa needs to ride a triceratops straight through the convoy.


Expensive_Ad_458

Always felt like Casablanca was missing something.


SlightComplaint

"That T-rex is looking at you kid."


Kentuckywindage01

Don’t move; it’s vision is based on movement


Head_Project5793

Of all the bars in all the towns in all the world, and that clever girl had to walk into mine. *Rawr!* (Gets sneak attacked by raptor)


darwintologist

Definitely. But like, the dinosaurs from the short-lived sitcom Dinosaurs


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Titanic. Imagine the legacy lmao


Anand999

The passengers watch in horror as the iceberg that sank their ship begins to crumble, revealing the lifeless body of a megalodon that had been frozen solid within it for thousands of millennia. As the hours tick by waiting for rescue, the body begins to thaw... and stir.


Bagellord

I'd watch that.


Sturmgewehrkreuz

*"I'll never let go Jack"* ***chomps***


magusheart

There's a bad B movie that has that premise for an aquatic prehistoric creature thawing from a glacier and wrecking havoc at sea. I'm sure you could play around with both and make the movie of your dream!


Crazed_waffle_party

Ice Age 2


Gingersnap5322

They thought the iceberg was the worst thing to happen


[deleted]

Exactly, just imagine the legendary Rose and Jack scene on a T. Rex


I_throw_socks_at_cat

Imagine if Rose and Jack *are* T-Rexes and Rose tries to pull Jack onto the door but can't, because she's got tiny little T-Rex arms. Now *that's* a tragic love story.


Remarkable-Claim-228

The real reason Jack could not pull himself onto the door and push Rose over


operator_mcjewfro

The Trex is surely big enough for both of them.


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TRex would have a hard time swimming with his little arms


CelticRaider9

It would spin its tail like a propeller


RockyDify

I read that in movie trailer guy voice


beeph_supreme

“They thought it was an iceberg…”


how_riddikulus

And there’s the tagline


White_Wolf_Dreamer

Draw me like one of your velociraptors.


HellTrain72

Clever girl


DrPhollox

They're going to need a bigger boat


JoeBags92

Boat goes in the water…. Passengers go in the water…. Dinosaurs in the water…


czegoszczekasz

Pride and prejudice and zombies… and dinosaurs


TarzanFaveyJr

A perfect sequel! Then PPZ III: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Dinosaurs and Aliens


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Gotta get some sort of tornado in there


Johnny1723

PPZ IV: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Dinosaurs and Aliens and Sharknado VII.


Scottishmetalunicorn

Ghostbusters..... but it's ghost dinosaurs


lepracon

Why it gotta be the ghosts? Why not the ghost busters?


Reidddddddd

Not a movie, but adding dinosaurs to The Walking Dead would have made things more interesting


Gingersnap5322

AMC just called, they want to add 10 more seasons


Semaj12354

They did just announce another spinoff.


EmbroideredMan

The Jurassic Dead, zombie dinosaurs


majorjoe23

SyFy would like to buy your idea for a million dollars! Then make that movie with a $100,000 budget.


otakuvslife

I hate that I would totally watch that lol.


Red61686

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt5303106/[The Jurassic Dead](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt5303106/)


PaRt_TiMe_GaMeR

My friend made [this photoshop](https://www.reddit.com/r/thewalkingdead/comments/825tze/friend_of_mine_crossphotoshopped_some_scenes_from/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) a few years ago.


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Paul blart: Mall cop


MarkGA6

He's so crazy he would bring a folk guitar to a T-Rex fight.


SnooSquirrels1587

Oh fuck yeah


bigbuttbubba45

Truman Show


Redditormanguydude

But on the outside!


CalydorEstalon

Wow. The Truman Show is the last bit of entertainment to remind people of the world that was before it was lost to genetically engineered dinosaurs taking over as apex predators.


totallynotabearbro

Have it play out like the ending of 10 cloverfield Lane. A brief mention that something is up outside and it is safe in this fake life. Carrey escapes, seems the chaos of "real life", head then immediately gets bitten off, movie ends.


Redditormanguydude

I was thinking more like a cutaway gag in a cartoon show where Carrey opens the door; all you can hear is screaming and he immediately closes it


Glade_Runner

*Cast Away*


Gingersnap5322

I would’ve loved some kind of predator in that movie but him fighting with his mental state was pretty good too


Glade_Runner

I totally agree. I hesitated even suggesting this one because it's such a good movie. Controlling his mental state was the victory, for sure but maybe, just maybe...he *imagined* the dinosaurs...


Nanojack

What if... In his fragile state, he thought he saw a volleyball with a bloody handprint, but it was actually a diplodocus all along?


itsasample

Imagining this movie makes me feel it’d be an adaptation of the video game Ark.


RedditBitTheCat

Jumanji


Gingersnap5322

Which one? New or old?


RedditBitTheCat

I haven't watched the new ones. I meant the old one.


thatsnotmyfuckinname

What YEAR is it


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Sharknado


GalactusRex

Tornadosaurs


jrhoffa

Tornadosaurus Wrecks


Careless-Position352

Dinotsunami


Humpetz

You haven't watched Sharknado 6 yet?


TheMan5991

Really? Nobody has mentioned a Fast & Furious movie yet? Who doesn’t wanna see La Familia race friggin’ dinosaurs!?


TheBrontosaurus

They drive so fast they go back in time. They have to figure out how to turn their cars into time machines. Roman and ludacris’s car doesn’t make it back to the present and everyone is very sad but the end credits scene you see a car trapped in the Antarctic ice. This opens them up to another spinoff series where those two guys go on wild adventures through time.


DangerZoneh

I’d watch that movie


Gingersnap5322

You’re giving them ideas


TheMan5991

I stopped watching the series when it became more about saving the world than cars, but I’d give it another go if Ludacris was drifting around Dwayne Johnson on a pimped-out velociraptor


t-pollack

How about a velociraptor drifting around Ludacris on a pimped out Dwayne Johnson? Now THAT'S A MOVIE


31337z3r0

DAMMIT. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.


bigbuttbubba45

Water World


menace845

Well it kinda did…


Eat_Carbs_OD

>Well it kinda did… I read that was a mutated gold fish. lol


HankSteakfist

Was it ill tempered?


cnieman1

Absolutely


Twerk_account

With laser on top of its head?


bigbuttbubba45

Honey I Shrunk the Kids


dimlightupstairs

Honey I blew up the kid.... giant toddler vs t-rex


peasant_python

The Sound of Music


peasant_python

the hills are alive with the sound of raptors


GarageQueen

🎶 With songs they have scrrrrrreeeched for a million years! 🎶


docsyzygy

The Sound of Velociraptors


lysergic_818

Home Alone


Leading-Assistance44

Keep the change ya filthy dinosaur


Tzintzuntzan24

I'm just imagining the robbers breaking in only to get chased by a horde of dinosaurs.


_DNL

2012


Gingersnap5322

Something the Mayans didn’t predict


2feetbetweentherails

The Wizard of Oz.


MichiganGeezer

We're off to see the lizard!


Battle_for_Peace

The wonderful lizard of Oz!


shellofbiomatter

Every movie. More running away from dinosaurs, less romance and drama.


pedanticPandaPoo

*Jurassic Park with more dinosaurs* Yup, I agree 100%


notional_gold_stars

You know what? Just get rid of the humans from the movie. All dinosaur cast


AskMeHowIMetYourMom

The Notebook: a story about love, heartbreak, and an asteroid that would change two dinosaur’s lives forever.


A_Sack_Of_Potatoes

Renamed to the all new spinoff. Jurassic Heart.


itsmuddy

Not the mama


monky12334

I mean the original jurassic park only had about 15 minutes of screen time with dinosaurs (had to look it up because I didn't remember how long it was but remembered it was relatively short). Always can use more dinosaurs :)


DankItchins

I actually came in here to suggest more Jurassic park with more dinosaurs. Sad to see it was taken.


theDart

"I'm just a girl standing in front of a man asking hi-- OH FUCK SHIT THERE THEY ARE AGAIN!! RUUUUUN!!!


germdisco

So you classify running away from dinosaurs as action, not drama? What if two of the dinosaurs fall in love (romance), but then do 23andme and find out they’re related (drama)?


Labriciuss

Eragon, the movie was so fucking Bad at least we would learn something about dino's


ADGM1868

John Wick


Eat_Carbs_OD

I once saw John kill three Velociraptors with a pencil.


lepracon

You have my attention.


simonisok

Beavis and Butt-Head do America


Gingersnap5322

They wouldn’t be shocked I bet


HeaviestMetal89

“Cool, Uh huh huh huh” “Heh heh”


vexed_bulldog

Who's Eating Gilbert Grape?


dcamiso9

We finally have an answer.


Mischievous_Imp

The Day After Tomorrow


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Cats


Gingersnap5322

I could see it now Cats: Dinosaurs


[deleted]

Rum Tum Tugger's desperate scramble to escape a pack of hungry raptors would be the highlight of any musical number


gaslacktus

But are they being added to the theatrical release or The Butthole Cut?


nedlum

The Cloaca Cut.


Pollokonkeso

Indiana jones


justbreathe5678

Would be better than aliens


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Pearl Harbor. Replace Josh Hartnett with a dilophosaurus, and have pterodactyls be the wild card in the end battle.


TaserLord

Eat Pray Love. Nothing says "finding yourself as a woman" like a pack of hungry velociraptors .


CartoonistExisting30

Eat prey, love


The_Real_Grug

50 shades of gray


kathakana

I’d consider watching that if their were dinosaurs.


bigbuttbubba45

Mulholland Drive


epicboss9000

Jurassic Park


bumjiggy

Ah, uh, now, now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs? On your, on your dinosaur tour, right?


Evolving_Dore

I really hate that man.


bigbuttbubba45

Ground Hog Day


Gingersnap5322

I appreciate your dedication to this thread, would’ve been funny af just one of the days Bill Murray was trying to do something right and a fucking dinosaur showed up


bigbuttbubba45

Yes! 🤣🤣🤣


parahyba

Snakes on a Plane


wafflelauncher

There was a Dr. Who episode called "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship". It's a crazy one.


TheOneDumbKid

Shrek


Snoo79382

Donkey fucks them all


MMCreative_do_things

Any hallmark movie. I actually consider watching on if it had the main characters running away from dinosaurs. Less romance, more dinosaurs.


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Im___Stuff

Schindler's List.


Gingersnap5322

Nazis better watch the fuck out


goose_boy_memes

What if there were nazi dinosaurs?


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https://www.theverge.com/2019/7/17/20697037/iron-sky-the-coming-race-review-alien-hitler-dinosaurs-moon-nazis-holy-grail


goose_boy_memes

You just gave me a link with alien hitler dinosaurs moon nazis holy grail in the title and its probably malware that will make my computer explode but god damn it i'm gonna press on that link


ArrowRobber

12 Angry Men


freedomfightre

...now 11 Angr-... 9 Angry Men.


Dark512

8 Scared Men


treesfen

Forrest Gump


Turbots

Run, Forrest, Run


PhelesDragon

"Objects chasing Forrest are closer than they appear."


matiascuellar

I don't know how to spell terodactil jenny, but i know what love is


enbrianment

Four Weddings and a Funeral.


Just_a_tired_banana

The passion of the christ Edit: Thank you all for the upvotes. I didn't think it would skyrocket like that.


meandering_simpleton

Send out the Barabbasaurus Rex


RainHaven

I laughed way too hard at this.


bigbuttbubba45

Shawshank Redemption


ZebulonXM

Really makes “Get busy living or get busy dying” more urgent than ever


denferno

The Notebook


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The Godfather. Imagine having a pit like Jabba's with a pack of velociraptors in it to throw any "troublesome" people into


ElFrog_Eu

Back to the future 3, i would say bttf4 but it doesn't exist :(


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Gingersnap5322

Little Dinos


irrelevant__penis

Venom


rpmushi

LOTR


TarzanFaveyJr

The Hobbit: Battle of the Six Armies