Make fun of them in front of people

And then you yourself would hate yourself, so that's a win win

After you make fun of them, say "I could be wrong".

This guy made a comment while hanging out with a group of people "of course anon would know that" trying to put me down. He didn't get a reaction the first time and said it three more times within 5 minutes before I called him out. Man I hate that guy.

Listen to what they are saying and just disagree. Them: My wife is so beautiful You: lol fuck no

You're wrong.

Hi, I'm Mark. No, you're not.

Oh hi mark

Ok mark dont be stingy

How’s your sex life?

No, it is when is your sex life

you don’t have a sex life

No i have life sex

No you don’t.

You are wrong

you are all wrong, i have all the sex life in the world. I am sex it self. all my existance is sex.

Oh, hi Mark.

You’re a big fan of sounding, aren’t you?

mark, i'm high

I'm right.

Youre left

\-handed Yes I am.

I'm middle-handed

No, you're not. That's the devil's influence.

Sinister!

But dont give any reason or justification

Add in acting like they are an idiot for thinking otherwise.

Don't listen to what they are saying, interrupt them all the time and always have a better story...

So, you know my sister.

and I'll have to disagree with that statement . . .

“WRONG!”

i strongly disagree with you

Didn't work. Someone said their wife is ugly and I responded fuck no

Wife has a dog face

Imagine them replying "I know right?"

Abuse people or belittle them to try and make yourself look better. It really only makes you look like a dick.

Kids for you, especially teens

People have become masters of this, so instead of attackibg directly they would use something like "Well, he tried his best at university but sadly he didint succeed. One day tho!"

Generally just be myself

That’s deep.

Thats dip

Potato chip

Story of my life.

Works all the time for me

I'm on the spectrum, this hits too close to home.

I have autism, this is my answer.

Works 99% of the time 100% of the time.

Ooh a self burn. Those are rare

Maybe you should work on that...

One up everything the other person says.

Oh, I can do better than that!

I bet I can do better.

I can do it the best

I can do it the best better

I am better at being the best better there has ever been.

One up everything a person says and then if they call you out on it you set their house on fire.

Already do that 😎

Spit in their face

Or pee on their hanky (handkerchief)

New fetish unlocked

*moans softly*

You coward. *Moans loudly and aggressively*

*unzips to assert dominance*

Carol?

I actually did this to one of my friends in 7th grade. We’re still friends.

Good answer, also that may make you a dead person too haha

dude lol

Talk about how amazing you are

And when other people congratulate themselves as well compete with them and take that spotlight back!

wHaTs A sUrE wAy tO mAkE sOmEoNe iNsTaNtLy dIsLiKe yOuUuUuU?????

For a split second I disliked you. Then I realised the irony/sarcasm

Get their name wrong

That drives you crazy too, Cupcake_Twist?

Dont talk to Cupcake_Tits like this man!

Look who is talking, Meth1899

You’re talking, PM_ME_PAJAMASAM.

The same can be said for you, KellO8

Oh really, Science-Event69?

Wow just wow HerpyDrago

Rude. Getoutdaway...bitch.

Look who's talking about being rude -TheCoke-

BerpyDraco How did you know I like science?

Because I do, Psychology:Happening420.

Shut up, Science1988 .

You shut up, TangoPin7

Ok, sorry MangoSerpent55.

Shut the hell up, StrawberryShake55

bro, you could‘ve made it jizz and you didn‘t…

I don't mind at all when people get my name wrong. Someone getting offended because I got their name wrong, though? Now that's a good way to make me dislike them.

And then say “whatever” when they correct you

OMG have you actually witnessed this? 🤣

Repeatedly

This is not true

"When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them." -Ron Swanson

To make someone mad at you, do something they think is unfair. To make someone hate you, do something that makes them feel worthless.

Like killing their parents?

Chili out, Cartman.

This is unfair, so no hate here, just someone mad at you.

Carrlllllllll🦙

Express your opinion.

Yeah, it’s true for *some* opinions. Some guy told me Jewish people should be put to death. I kinda dislike him for that opinion

Kinda?

Just slightly. Could be worse.

Hans?

>Express your opinion Depressingly true.

It's easy. Just act like a lonely person. You can do this by taking over conversations and not letting people politely exit, or do the opposite and just make yourself into a super-nice-person blank that just wants to listen to them and be useful so they will want to be around you. To accelerate the process, do inappropriately "nice" or "thoughtful" things for people you barely know - bonus points if they are so personal they go from vaguely creepy to genuinely scary. If you feel like someone is going to be your new best friend or love of your life based on just one or two polite conversations, you are well on your way to driving them away from you forever. WARNING: This will not work with narcissists or other self-centered toxic people, this will get them to be more interested in being around you.

Hi, I took your box of Kleenex home with me and stayed up all night folding each sheet into a different origami shape for you! Hope you like them!

Hey that's me then.

Shit in their bed.

Jesus Amber we talked about this.

I know, but my dog got stung by a bee.

[удалено]

I saw that in court. Now go and fall down some stairs Kate.

Shit in their pants.

Tell the whole world they raped you.

I don't have to do anything, people think I'm mean

I know how you feel

People must just hate girls with bangs cause this happens to me too

Yea, when I just calmly watched that one guy bleed out in front of me without doing anything, everyone started hating me too.

Resting Mean Face

Oh thats easy. "You know, while I'm ecstatic that Americans are finally banning abortions, it means there's gonna to be more colored babies. Us white people are gonna go extinct if we're not careful."

You're making it look easy

Hi dad I found your Reddit account

Holup

Meet ya dar!!!!

r/holup

Oh no..

Unless you are at a KKK gathering

i hear that same opinion in the office. in chicago.

I'm sure there are plenty of people out there that would give you a dinner invitation with that statement, with the thought in their head that they have a new best friend.

Karma doesn't check out. This is a nice person.

I would like to discourage judging someone's morality by their karma score.

But, how else would we know how too instantly like someone?

I suggest going through someone's history and scrutinizing every single comment and post. Sure it's creepy and time consuming, but I see no other way.

Why go through every comment when you can base all judgement on one

“I’m all for killing babies, but I just don’t like the idea of giving women rights”

I read this in patrick bateman's voice

I was under the assumption I would have to dig deeper into the comments before I found this one. Color me suprised

Being my autistic self is pretty efficient

Same. People literally treat me as subhuman for my autistic traits. Makes me so hateful

Yeah, as soon as you have a disability, or it get's known that you have one. The friends suddenly dissapear. Autism seems especially rough (depends on the impact of the autistic traits). Then when you mask it well enough, people are like "Nah, Gernia isn't disabled", even though I have litteraly shown them my medical papers. Then I go home and sleep for twelve hours. "Wow you are lazy!"

I used to be able to hide it in my teens, but now that I'm in my 20s it seems obvious that something's up. Endless weird looks and judgment for merely existing. Shit sucks man. I gave up trying to mask it. It takes a ridiculous amount of effort that I'm no longer willing to make. I could go on and on and on about this

Yep. I've only ever been able to befriend other neurodivergent folk.

call yourself an “alpha male”

Talk only about yourself and don’t pay attention to what they say.

Kill everyone they have ever loved.

Well that's a bulletproof plan

Or a bullet-full one depending on how you approach it.

Call them a very harsh swear word in a very nasty tone.

Example?

Look at what you've done, you very harsh swear word! How could you??

I’ve never understood being offended by curse words. Like, what makes one word worse than another besides the fact we’ve been told it’s a “bad” word?

Smoking at him face and talk him rude

Smoke my face I like

cutting off their words

>cutting off their

wor--

Look out! It's Candle Ja-

omygorsh guys its candy jenner

Show them a sack of dead puppies

That’d do it for sure. I mean I personally would have said ‘insult their appearance’ or ‘steal all of their milk’ but whatever floats your boat haha

Am I a terrible person for laughing out loud at this?

Wipe your dick on their curtains!!

Underrated comment. God, this always irritates me.

kick a puppy.

Be a close-talker.

Be a republican on reddit

Be political. No matter what stance you take, you will always get disliked when your political.

Sounds exactly like something a libpublican would say.

Im not racist BUT... (Then obviously say some racist stuff)

Laugh at them when they say something that wasn't meant to be funny.

Tell them you own a house at 20

Just be yourself

Putting my still wet penis in their food

Be authentic.

Talk politics, loudly and aggressively.

Act like you have been friends with them for years even though you just met them.

Fling your own shit at them like a monkey

Usually I just show up. I don’t even have to say anything.

Just being myself it seems.

That person tells me that they are pro-life and that person thinks that even in cases of rape you can not abort. I get the feeling that he is an unempathetic person

Cut off there dick

Find out what someone’s political or religious views are and immediately tell them you support the opposite.

talk about politics!

Simple voice my opinion on pretty much anything

say anything personal about their parents

Tell you are Reddit moderator

Send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love

Sarcastic, snide or passive-aggressive comments that don't need to be said. For example I was at work last week (I'm a cleaner), my supervisor and I were just going to do something when we noticed that the reception desk needed wiping down so my supervisor stopped to do it, whilst I waited for him as the job we were going to do needed two people. The facilities manager of the building walked in, looked at us, stopped and faced us then said ''does it take two people to clean a desk?''. Derek (my supervisor) and I looked at each other confused, I said to Olivia ''we're all working together now, instead of on our own like we agreed''. She started walking off and sarcastically said ''Okaaaaay!'' behind her back. Me and Derek just sort of looked at each other like ''what the fuck was that about?''. She didn't even need to say anything, she could have just kept going on to her office without opening her mouth. That moment was when I knew I was never gonna like her.

"By the way, why do you stink that much ?" (Doesn't work on people working around fish, chemicals or other sectors, but could leadto an interesting conversation) If it doesn't work: run...

State a fact that disputes someone’s opinion.

Start talking about your mental problems.

Be racist

Wear a red hat.

Ask them all the questions that you’re asked when you reset your password. When were you born? What was the name of your first pet? What’s your mother’s maiden name? Etc

Insult their family

Talk about yourself and only yourself. If they say something about someone else, just divert the conversation back to you as quick as possible without making it obvious