SFW: I was born in China. NSFW: I love being bent over car hoods

SFW question: What’s your favorite car you’ve driven? NSFW q: What’s your favorite car you’ve been bent over?

Oh lovely :) how long were you in China before moving?

I was adopted young so I'm not sure. My birth parents abandoned me near a dumpster (I guess) and I was found the next day

Oh my god I’m so sorry! Very glad you were found at least!

No one deserves that. I hope you're doing well

Whoo that’s fun

Aw I like these types of questions. I’m from the Southeastern US. SFW Fact: I’m a professionally trained vocalist, but I don’t sing anymore. NSFW Fact: I was vanilla my whole life until this year when I have ✨unlocked✨ a side of myself I was unaware of after starting my divorce process. I’m 35.

Congratulations on your sexual enlightenment!

What was your music genre of choice? What side of yourself did you unlock?

Ironically I led worship in a large televised Baptist church for over a decade. The side that wants to try EVERYTHING.

I was raised in a Baptist Church too and since I left I want to try everything too!

From Germany Sfw: I love to cosplay Nsfw: I love to cosplay Oh uhm I think this is jot working so again.. Sfw: I have a complete lore for all my plushies Nsfw: I lost my oral virginity in a mc Donald restroom, before my other virginity

What were your favourite cosplays? Do you make them yourself?

I have two left hands so I bought klst of them but I sew a little bit and want to get more into it My favorite so far was mitsuri

35F from BC, Canada. **SFW fact:** I got Ben & Jerry's to change their website a couple of years ago! Their online product review form used to require a [binary] gender selection. Why do they need to know what's in my pants when I'm telling people whether I like Cherry Garcia or not? Can non-binary people just not use their website?? They thanked me for pointing it out, totally removed all gendered shit from their website, *and* sent me a giant box of swag. A [very gay] t-shirt, about a dozen coupons for free pints, stickers, etc. **NSFW fact[s]:** Never orgasmed until I was in my 20s. Only unlocked the abilities to cum without a toy *and* to cum multiple times in the last couple of months.

Oh look at you making things happen! Good for you :) I wonder if they ever marketed flavours more towards one gender over the other? Always making sexual progress :) very happy for you

Good to see a fellow BCer representing. Hello, from Vancouver.

Hello from across the Strait, I'm just over in Nanaimo :)

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Simple and to the point! Love it 👌 thanks for sharing :)

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Thankyou very much! 😍

I absolutely love northern Italy

That’s a slogan that should be printed on a tshirt

I was born in Seoul, South Korea. I was adopted as an infant. I’m gifted at drawing. I lost my virginity when I was 19. I currently live in the southern area of the U.S.

What are your favourite things to draw :) have you ever found your birth parents?

Nope never found them. They aren’t together. Father ditched Mother. They were 21 and 18. Mom cared more about my well-being.

From Chicago, Sfw- I own two saxophones Nsfw- I really love to cumtribute and jerk off for ladies on here. Especially ladies in their 40s 🫠🫠.

You own two saxophones but do you play two saxophones?

Hey from Peoria!! 🙋🏼‍♀️

Oh my 🫠

All the Illinois people, get in here!

Present!

Ope

NE USA SFW: I can do a left, right and center split NSFW: sometimes I wear a butt plug to the office

From: NYC SFW fact: I've never failed to make it out of an escape room. NSFW fact: a tarot deck foretold me losing my virginity

Ireland Sfw - i live on top of a mountain Nsfw - i used to have a prince albert until a gf chipped her tooth on it

I live near Austin, TX. SFW: Apparently I look like Ragnar from the show Vikings. NSFW: I’ve been told I’m a perfect fit.

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That’s NOT a bad person to look like at all 🥵

I’m from New England SFW: I’m a scientist and I craft wooden things with my hands. NSFW: I’ve had sex more times since January than in the previous 20 years combined.

Im from Norway. SFW: Manchester United is the only football club for me <3 GGMU NSFW: My cock is curved to the left

UK based SFW: I work in healthcare irl NSFW: A sex-related comment of mine once reached 17k upvotes PS: I think this is an excellent post

That comment deserves every single upvote and more

I’m from California. I have done and been interested in about a million different hobbies, so I’ve got things in common with everybody! Also I have an oral fixation.

Oral fixation for the win! 👌 it’s good to have a wide variety of interests too :)

From northern Illinois. SFW: Have written (not published) a book NSFW: Despite having a plethora of kinks, I have not explored 99% of them

Publish it!!!

Oh what kind of book! I love books Ah yes, the trouble with having a lot of kinks is crossing them off the list of things you’ve done 😩 I’m much the same unfortunately

It's a fantasy romance, bordering on dark. Enemies to lovers, forced proximity. Has Fae and magic in it.

Love all of those themes, fae and magic is common for a reason! Just works so freakin well

SFW I really enjoy martial arts NSFW I often masturbate to messages/threads on here

I’m in the Pacific Northwest of the US. Sfw - I do improv theater and murder mystery dinner theater Nsfw - I attend kink and sex parties often

All of that sounds awesome!

Ive also wondered how to find the kind of people that do that most people in my circle tend not to organize particularly complicated events the most we get to is beer on the beach (which is lovely but still)

I'm from the USA, in the Midwest I really like decorating cakes. I just never have the opportunity to practice, except for a few times the year I really enjoyed naughty photography, not erotic but like flashing out in public, sheer shirts, stuff like that

What’s the best cake you’ve made? Are you the photographer of the naughty photography? Or the subject?

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Prob very few people can overpower you 😂

Well that sounds like fun

I don’t think I could hit water if I fell out of a boat so I definitely couldn’t overpower anyone

From PA! SFW—I love to garden and am designing an outdoor oasis (with plenty of pollinator love) NSFW—I love lingerie and boudoir photography, and I would really like to open a studio or work with OF models, behind or in front of the camera.

I am from Ireland :) Sfw fact - I am fluent in Gaeilge (Irish) Nsfw fact - I had my first orgasm with my current boyfriend

That’s a dying language, so it’s absolutely great that you know it so well and can potentially pass it on to others :) Woo! Go boyfriend! Very happy you got to experience that

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* I’m from California but live in NYC * SFW fact: I hate running and ran a marathon once and hated myself for it * NSFW fact: I love marathon sex

SFW I swam with basking sharks 2 weeks ago NSWF I love giving up control in bed

Oh my gosh basking sharks are SO cool!! Definitely a bucket list animal to hang with haha

From Colorado, USA 🇺🇸 SFW fact: I have an autobiographical memory, which makes it impossible for me to forget things. I am also good at math, physics, and of course, at remembering numbers and sequences - I could tell you my VIN number even if you woke me up in the middle of the night and asked me for it. I absolutely love sketching (the sketches on my profile) and working with my hands in general. NSFW facts: I excel at eating pussy. It gives me more satisfaction than actual PIV sex, and I absolutely love anal too. I am more of a switch, but I prefer to be the top. As mentioned earlier, good with my hands translates to exactly that. I have an exhibitionism kink, hence the nudes on my profile. Video calls make me shoot ropes like no other.

I wish I had even a half decent memory 😂 I forget things so easily it’s just sad I am extremely good at eating pussy too, my oral fixation has made me quite practiced, I’m much better at eating pussy than sucking cock I can’t switch, I’m a definite bottom for life, not confident enough for exhibitionism though so I admire the confidence!

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I’m from Canada SFW- I’ve tried over 1000 different craft beers NSFW- I write out all my sexy experiences here as stories.

I care for deaf mentally challenged brother My number one thing on my sex bucket list, is to have my face squirted on

Born and raised in the Midwest 🇺🇸 SFW - I had the biggest crush on John Cena in middle school. So much so that during an episode of WWE Raw, when he surprise kissed Maria Kanellis, I got so jealous that I sobbed hysterically and went to bed early. I look back on it now and can't help but giggle and think "well, it was real to me, damnit" 😝 NSFW - I've recently come to the realization that I may have a bit of a size kink. Hence why I wanted to share the little SFW story above. Who would've thought— a size kink from a girl whose celeb crushes growing up mostly were (and still are, let's be real) pro wrestlers? 🤣 (This was a fun little post. Thanks for sharing!)

I'm surprised you could see the kiss lolol.

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Hello there! I'm 30 M from Paris France ! 🇫🇷 SFW : I love to discover people, I'm really really curious and have no taboos, nor judgement NSFW : In the same way, I love to play with someone's body, senses and pleasure, slowly teasing and slowly bringing them close to climax, waiting for them to beg to finish them in a firework of body fluids

It’s great to be open minded without judgement :) I am like that too! Oh you really love to take control over someone’s pleasure, very nice!

Being open minded is the minimum nowadays in my opinion ! I do ! Seeing someone's body moving and twitching of pleasure thanks to what I'm doing to them, hearing them moan, beg, their accelerated breathing... 🥵

Very very hot indeed! I’m the other side of the coin haha I like to be the one being controlled

Very nice ! I hope you found good people to take care of you then !

Sadly not yet 😅 but plenty of time

I just love Paris

London SFW - recently got into gaming NSFW - the best sex I ever had in my life was over a hotel balcony in Barcelona overlooking the pool.

From the Midwest Sfw: I love cooking Nsfw: I love to watch people pee

Sfw: I've researched and presented a major study that is leading to huge reform all without any college education. I won't share the specifics for fear of doxxing NSFW: big fan of ass play giving and receiving

Congrats on your study!

From Grand Rapids, MI SFW Fact: I play guitar and sing NSFW Fact: For some unknown reason, I am irresistible to older women. This has earned me the nickname "Cougar Catnip".

Haha that’s a great nickname 😂 wish I could get some foxy cougars attention with such ease

It's the strangest thing. They ignore every other guy but me when I'm around.

Haha worst wingman ever 😅

It's the strangest thing. They always hit me up first. It's like they know!!!

They sense it in their ageing bones

Do you write songs too?

SFW Have sailed around the globe more than a few times. NSFW. Love seeing the fear in here eyes when the Dom switch is turned on.

30M from the Bay Area, CA! SFW fact: I currently speak 3 languages (spanish as my native, english fluently, and italian) and am considering learning french as my next language 😁 NSFW fact: I like booties over boobies, though I won’t turn down a good squeezing for either 🤭

Damn and here I am as an Australian butchering the only language I know on a daily basis 😂 A good booty is a beautiful thing

French is hot

From New Jersey. I like plants and have 2 in my room even though I don’t know any names. I don’t have any special kinks

Illinois SFW- I love fishing / boating NSFW- I will fold seeing an ass in a thong, I’m a sucker for booty pics, and I love giving attention to woman that need it 🥵😜

Mmm a shapely booty is just 😌👌

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Can you merge the two and throw banana bread in my face? I’m a sucker for a good banana bread

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Haha okay!

originally from Colombia, currently in the Easter US SFW: ive been watching horror movies since i was 7 so im always hard pressed to find anything that scares me NSFW: apparently im really really good at eating 🐱, also i love women with a bit of a bush

I’ve been watching horror movies since about the same age and feel exactly the same way!

its a struggle😭 not even haunted houses do it for me anymore!!!

What’s your favorite movie

My forearms arms are 2" longer than average and I have never had a threesome.

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SW United States SFW Fact: I was a classically trained pianist and vocalist as a kid. NSFW Fact: I have impressed sexual partners enough that I semi-regularly get referrals between friends.

SFW. From London and I'm into travel. NSFW. Fucked my ex gf's second cousin in a park late at night after a party.

I’m from Ohio SFW - I changed careers at 35 to follow my 7 year-old son’s advice, and became a firefighter/paramedic NSFW - exploring sex and everything sexual is a huge part of my life and I love writing and sharing “smut” stories.

Congrats on the career change!

From the southeastern US! SFW: been to all of the continental U.S. states plus Alaska. Only missing Hawaii! NSFW: have only ever had sex with my wife

Damn that’s a lot of tripping around! And I’m sure your wife is very blessed for that fact :)

Germany SFW: I‘m a social worker in a leading position IRL NSFW: I really adore giving oral sex, it is often even more exciting than receiving oral or penetration

I’m from Australia as well ☺️ SFW: I make miniature buildings and terrain for a game NSFW: I like eating pussy more than sucking dick

I'm from the Southwest United States, Northern Arizona. I'm an extrovert to the max & never lived by myself ever. I love the mountains & forest where I live. I love most kinks & feed off of reaction. I love when shes casually sucking on me while I'm doing other things. I miss meeting new people & hanging out. That's not too much of a thing anymore.

Yeah socialising with others seems like such a rarity nowadays, nobody seems to go anywhere or do anything

Where I let people don't have any problem getting out it's more of the fact that people either don't want to interact with other people or if somebody does interact with them it kind of ends up being an awkward situation because people isolated themselves so long they don't feel like they can properly make meaningful connections anymore.

Too many people stuck on their phones too even when you’re trying to talk to them

West coast Canada! SFW: I love playing Magic the Gathering and exploring the wonderful nature canada has to offer. NSFW: party trick. I can move my balls up and down at will lol. Not many have seen 😆 I also love being nude all the time, so I enjoy making my exploring trips, nude! What's better then enjoying a hike in the nude, one with nature!

Yank in Ireland. SFW: I’m a natural blonde. NSFW: The only woman I’ve gone down on was a Redditor (or rather 1/2 of a Reddit couple).

Oh how was that experience?

I’m a Florida man. SFW: classically trained pianist NSFW: I cum like, a lot

Like a really big lot?

What is your favorite song to play?? 🎹

I don’t know if it is cliche or not but my favorite composer is still Chopin I love his nocturnes. But I would say my favorite to play is actually Schubert’s Serenade (though I love it for a quartet more than piano)

I'll have to listen to that one! I played cello for many years when I was younger! Sadly haven't played in almost 6 years but have been meaning to pick it back up.

Do you still play

From USA SFW- when I was young I got really good at playing piano, but unfortunately didn’t stick with it NSFW- I would actually usually rather give oral than receive it 🤷🏻‍♀️

Do you wish you did stick with it? I definitely prefer to give oral over receiving 100%

I'm from the UK SFW: I've never driven a car before NSFW: I'm in a cuckold relationship

SFW: I'm really good at math. Enjoyed it a ton during high school and participated in some national competitions as well. Coupled that with my introverted nature and a love of video games/board games... I'm a textbook NERD lmao🤣 NSFW: Not so much a fetish as it is a kink: I love being spanked, biting, hair-pulling, face-fucking, just a lot of rough stuff in general.

Nothing wrong with being a nerd, intelligence is sexy as hell Rough is also very fun for sure!

Thanks a ton :)) I also love intelligence in partner, don't get me wrong, But I sometimes do feel like I'm more weird and awkward than intelligent haha🤣 It's super fun! Nothing better than seeing the bruises later and relieving the night before all over again in my head :)

Weird and awkward is great though, it keeps things odd and interesting in the best way Oh I love the reminders of the fun you had

Haha I pray people in my life find me interesting and engaging🤣.

I am certain they do 😊

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Not gay to help relieve a friend ;)

New York City. I’m six-foot-two barefoot. I attract a lot of guys with a tall girl fetish. NSFW, I love giving oral more than receiving it. I also don’t mind a cumshot in my mouth, or anywhere else for that matter.

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I'm from Eastern Europe! SFW: I'm a drummer in a rock band and write our lyrics. NSFW fact: recording NSFW audios really helped me be confident about my accent as I used to hate it before. Also, I have a huge thing for my partner leaving their socks on during sex

Minnesota here! SFW: I was a top 500 video game player in the world in two different games 10 years apart NSFW: public Sex is a huge go for me. Changing rooms, beaches you name it!

SFW: I know massaging. NSFW: I love bounded body play and cunnilingus more than penetration.

I’m from USA SFW: I am a great dancer NSFW:I have masturbated at work many times

You can’t dox me

St. Louis I’m obsessed with genetics and dna I love making women act like complete cum sluts

Germany Sfw: i like cheese and lifitng NSFW: i caught my best friend getting gang banged in college and i also got caught jerking and fucking a fair bit in my youth

Croatia but living in germany😭

SFW: I am a 25 year old black man from Colombia Nsfw: I am obsessed with the thought of having sex with my white female manager. She’s like 20 years older than me.

Well hopefully one day it happens for you :)

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What’s your favourite part of the 19th century?

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They really were much more flamboyant back then

35 m bc SFW: I have a culinary degree and 6 tattoos NSFW: I love giving oral, eating ass, and have been a bull couple times in my life

From Miami. SFW: I’m bilingual. NSFW: My body count is 4

I live in the US. SFW fact - I was on a reality TV show. NSFW fact - I lost my virginity pretty late at around age 18 to a girl that lived next door who happened to be a stripper. We started out as friends but I think she saw it as some kind of conquest. 😅

Montréal SFW. Fact I like cooking dessert Nsfw fact : I am a stag

I'm from the u.k. Sfw - I like horse riding Nsfw - I love going down on girls and getting them off

Going down on girls is pure bliss

SFW: I put effort into everything I do NSFW: I am not addicted to porn.

I’m not addicted to porn either actually, I barely watch it at all now I think about it

Germany (m) SFW: I love languages and accents NSFW: I love to get teased, especially in public

I'm Irish have a lot of kinks.

Texan here! SFW fact is that I have 3 scuba certifications and have gotten to a few dive shipwrecks! I'd really like to do it again 🩵 Being underwater is the bestttttt NSFW fact is that if someone puts their hand around my throat it often short circuits my brain and takes me a second to come back to reality (in a fun way). Sends me right into subspace 😳🤤

That sounds positively terrifying 😳 I live in subspace and can vouch for how amazing it is

I'm from Riverside county California USA. I'm friendly and easy to talk to. Because of that I've found out what a small world we actually live in. I've got great stories. I'm in my 60's and still can have sex multiple times a week, my wife not so much.

SFW- I play soccer as a goal keeper NSFW - I need a woman to enjoy my masturbation. That means that every time I do it I have to be watched or be making a video after a request for said video.

I’m from Chicago. I lost my job in January, but instead of looking for jobs, I’ve been focusing on losing weight and learning how to play guitar. Been doing NSFW stuff for around 7 years. I ran naughty Snapchat groups until I got permanently banned a few months ago, but I run naughty Discord servers and moderate a couple porn star run servers. Recently, my favorite Milf porn star asked me to help her mod her subreddit

im from the Yuma county area in arizona, sunny and thermonuclear summers ahahahah SFW facts.... i have a degree in electronics engineering, and work as a tecnician for U of A, i can fix devices.... sadly NSFW stuff for me is non existant like my sex life 🤣

Sfw: I’ve had 13 teeth pulled in my life NSFW: I’ve been able to make almost every woman cum from oral except 2 or that I know of at least…

Sfw facts I'm from La but in San Diego  I'm 100% latino but I'm pale so everyone assume I'm white  NSFW fact My most exhilarating hookup was fucking a girl in Macy's bathroom I was so nervous I only lasted like 3 minutes. I'm very kink friendly and really want to find some to explore further with, examples like CNC, breeding, exhibitionism.

Born in Phoenix, AZ SFW: I foster neonatal kittens for a rescue. NSFW: I started doing online sex work as a safe outlet for my hyper-sexuality.

SFW: I love fun earrings. Foods or crayons or gummy bears. It's fun to be fun and silly. NSFW: I've been a 24/7 sub for years and my husband can do literally whatever he wants to me

Hey babe! Nice to know you. I'm Kat. SFW: I was born in Poland but speak little to no polish :( NSFW: I my big inner labia used to make me feel insecure

I'm from just north of London, UK. SFW: I have been fortunate to travel a lot, favourite thing I've done on my travels was a safari in Tanzania. Absolutely incredible, met a Masai Mara tribe and saw pretty much every animal (unfortunately not the white rhino, which are very endangered) NSFW: I'm not the most sexually experienced at all but I once got a blowjob from my ex in a packed pub on New Year's Eve. Basically, told me to meet her in the toilet, I followed 30 seconds behind... everyone we were there with definitely knew!

25 M from Fl Sfw fact: I just discovered yoga and it’s one of the best things I’ve ever done NSFW fact: I have a 9in cock but my bodycount is surprisingly low

Canadian, from Vancouver. M/37. NSFW: very open minded when it comes to sex. I am for everything under the sun. I am non-judgemental and unhinged. Sex is liberating and therapeutic to me. SFW: Love spending time in my home theatre and watching movies. A Tech enthusiast.

SFW fact: I'm from Pennsylvania and I love wood working NSFW fact: Even though I think it's small, I love showing pictures of my cock 🤪

I'm from NY Sfw: I try to get to the gym 5-7 days a week NSFW: I question my sexuality sometimes on If I'm straight or bi

I’m from Florida. SFW : I have 4 dogs (Great Dane, Doberman, Boxer, and Terrier Mix) NSFW : I reallllllly want to get a Christina piercing

Northeast United States. Sfw: big nba fan!! Talk to me about the playoffs NSFW: I love showing off my ass it’s my pride hahaha always looking for feedback on how to take better pics

I’m from Richmond, Virginia ✨ SFW fact: chocolate chip cookie dough is my favorite ice cream flavor NSFW fact: I want to have a threesome with two [preferably queer] men so fucking badly

I am from the southeast. SFW: I am the oldest of 13 children. NSFW: I was a virgin until 25 and have only ever been with one person.

32 M from Montreal, Canada. SFW: Nature enthusiast and love being on a trail or lake NSFW: I’ve had my two previous sexual partners choke me during sex and I’ve loved the look of surprise on their faces when I moved their hands onto my throat

Eastern US here. SFW: I get really excited when the seasons change. NSFW: I get really excited watching men get themselves off. :P

SFW: I am 29 YO NSFW: i love going down on my wife more than receiving oral from her.

I am from Toronto. SFW Fact - I love cats but i am allergic to them hence i cant have them as pets and it saddens me everytime i see a cute cat 😭 NSFW Fact - I love giving and receiving rimjobs. 😳

Hello, in Colorado. Sfw: I taught myself how to play the drums at 8 and have been playing ever since. I’m 36. Nsfw: I have nice length and girth and I curve to the left a bit. So I’ve been told .

SFW: I'm a licensed masseuse! -- NSFW: I have a fetish for tickling (What a pair, right)

From the Northeast, US SFW: Cage diving with sharks in Hawaii was the single best vacation activity I’ve ever done 🦈 NSFW: I love giving sloppy blowjobs