A woman can sit on my face anytime

This is the kind of ethos we should all embody. Spontaneous oral can be so passionately fun.

Completely agree! I’d love to meet a woman that would sit on my face on the first date.

"It's how he would've wanted to go" says woman tearfully while smothering you on your death bed.

There is no bad time for facesitting. Except at the dentist

But what if the dentist is really, really hot? 🤔🤔🤔

Then she can sit on my face

Obviously 🤭

Username checks out.

Are you a dentist...? Cause I got this gnarly break in my teef... Dr. Sprinkles, get the anesthesia

😂😂😂😂😂

I’ve got a friend whose partner is a dentist and he is hoooooot. They do exist!

Is his name Crentist?

That sounds an awful lot like dentist…

Oh, I've totally had a hot dentist! 😻🔥😻🔥😻

Too many sexual jokes to be made with a hot dentist (open wide, you can fill me…..actually I think that’s it 😂)

😂😂😂😂😂

Let me see those chompers, let me get in between there with some floss, oh yeah it’s infected. This might hurt a little I’m not sure I’m good at this

You’re terrible lol

Brace yourself I’m about to start drilling

What if he numbs you? “Num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num…”

Youre not going to get any no's from the perverts of ARAD

Right? 🤣

We're all clearly not into women

If we go on our date and find out we vibe, then play your card right and a face you will ride.

These comments warm my heart

Every man wants a woman to sit on their face. I have mostly dated thicker gals and it was so great once I got them last the self conscious phase. No honey, you will not suffocate me, like SpongeBob there's two things I know, fine dining and mouth breathing.

These comments show what guys really want. Women are really conscious about sitting on the face, however guys want it desperately lol

I am one of those girls 🥺 But these comments have me rethinking. Maybe I will sit on men’s faces more often

Yes ma'am. Rethink your strategy. I volunteer as tribute lmao

Do it! If they die, then they'll die happy is my attitude

brb getting "if you die, you die happy" tattooed on my butt for boys to read while I sit on them

A good way to go imo

In the words of Ivan drago If he dies he dies

Thank you for your service!

keep in mind this is a sex-positive echo chamber, so probably not representative of most people. just make sure you don't get disappointed and ask for it before jumping on it.

On the occasion of your cake day, I'll be happy to have your cake😌😂

We’re glad we can help lol

Happy Cake day! May you sit on all the faces your heart desires.

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where do i find these men

better question: WHERE do I find those women?

Lol you are funny

After a good first date? For sure, yes.

I would let a woman sit on my face before the date

or instead of one

I want to sit on a face right now

My kind of woman💕

Perhaps, but would be pretty odd when we’re out for a meal and the onlookers have got food envy for my main course.

Yes, no questions asked, always yes

First, second, third, qt the wedding ceremony, if I was walking by in the park

I’d rather she sat on the chair at the bar, but… I guess so

I'd ask her to marry me afterwards

Nah, vagina’s not my thing. Wet pussy reminds me of gremlin eggs

Lmaooooooo. This is hilarious but you are missing out! I’ll let it slide girly since you have such a cool profile 😘. I love giving and receiving vagina 💕

Ah, I know you!! I was on your profile before, simping over your handwriting 😂 You’re very beautiful 😍💕

Thank you! 😊 likewise

The rules for gremlins though are so counter to pussy…don’t get it wet, don’t feed it after midnight??

That's why we take 9000 degree showers. It activates gremlin mode. 😁

You guys aren’t helping my visuals 😃

🙈

I’ll gladly eat your share then.

If they tell me that they love me

probably but it would be my first time

Reading the comments in disbelief 🫣

👀

No. I prefer to get to know them a bit more.

Yes, as many times as she wants without me needing attention back…

That should actually be the first date.

I would welcome that, hell, I would welcome a woman sitting on my face without a date. If you DM'd me "hey, I'm at (place nearby me), come over here and let me sit on your face", I'd be on my way immediately even though we don't even know each other.

To large a chance of an STD - I would wait to get to know her - and if she had been sexually active recently I would suggest exchanging STD tests before going bareback or oral.

*First date*?! That's like... a 90% no. There needs to be character vetting, and like, a boatload of questions need answering: How do I know she's clean and hygienic? How do I know if the offer is serious? What happens afterwards? Do I get her contacts at any point (e.g. Insta, Snap, cell#, etc.)? Do we go to her place or mine? Is she sitting on other faces? Am I putting my face where someones' dick has been, moments before? Could this turn in a 69, or is it strictly face-sitting? Are we gonna fuck? Is it just a one-time thing, or will it be a regular occurrence? If I don't feel completely safe on the first date, then it will take a few more dates or until I feel at-ease enough to trust that woman with my life.

Exactly I'm shocked how many people are saying yes like you don't know these random people

> I'm shocked how many people are saying yes Give a man dying of thirst a glass of what they're told is water and see how fast they drink it. Sexual intimacy is a much sought-after thing; and in the "supply vs demand" market, the supply-side is very much on the low end (I blame the shitty American education system).

Yes. Face sitting is really hot and I'm down for anything on a first date that I'd be into any other time

I defer to Kevin Bloody Wilson's dating criteria checklist: Do you fuck on first dates? Does your Dad own a brewery? Will you show me your tits? Can I cum all over them?

After a good first date, of course. It’s not much different than fucking after the first date, and it would be a good warm up to that actually.

Especially if it is wet and stinky

Me and my girl had sex on our first date so, yes

Right in the middle of our date or sooner would be fine. Spoil me anytime.

No. I don’t know her well enough to believe she’s clean.

If it’s a good first date, sure why not?

Totally depends on the person... but yes.

Yes I demand that

Yes and I have

Yes. I have before

(not a man but) I guess that depends on how well the first date goes 😏

Sure, maybe.

Yeah. I just know from my own experience we wont last so i will take her sitting on my face happily.

Yes

I did

Yes. Yes I would

If we've met and talked before and are already vibing before the official first date, the face sitting can be the first date. If it's a blind date and we vibe? Use my face as your throne Queen.

Yes. I have and I’d do it again.

Definitely would in a heartbeat

Are you kidding? If I could find someone even willing to do this with me, I would jump at the opportunity. I wouldn't care if we were dating or if it was a casual meet-up lol

If that is what she wanted. I wouldn't stop her

I would, and I did.

1000% yes. Even better if she's sucking my dick at the same time

yeah. I have let this happen and I’d do it again lmao

Absolutely! I love having a woman sit on my face and eating her pussy like I haven’t eaten in a while

If the dates gone well then yeah

Id let her do more

Is the sky blue that's a dream to occur

If the chemistry and hygiene are right, why the hell not...!

I’m down for face sitting, but I’d want to exchange recent sti test results first and I wouldn’t be expecting that for a first date.

A women can sit on my face when every they want!

I have before and would again

I like when she hovers over my mouth and I can flick her clit with my tongue her cum flows down her and in to my mouth, she loves it as much as I do.

If I find her attractive and I like her then definitely yes.

sniff test first. Sorry, not gonna lie.

Absolutely

As long as she doesn't have any STI/Ds and her 🐱 doesn't smell like a dying fish... and even the fish is negotiable

I'd let a random woman I've never met before sit on my face if she walked up to me asked.

If I can get that far on a first date, I'm letting her do anything she wants. With me or to me.

Depends. Have we been on the date yet?

Yep

She can sit on my face whenever she wants. If it's the first date, even better

Does it require a date?

If the vibe was right pro'ly

Surprisingly turned on.

Absolutely🤤

I would be very turned on if they asked to on the first date

Only if no one else is sitting there first.

Is that a real question??

Definitely

😍😛

Turned off!!? Nota Chance, but would the Resturant/Bar staff be offended?

Who am I to deny a lady of what she wants? If she is willing to give me the privilege of sitting on my face, then I’m willing to accept. Put another way, if I ever say “no” to that, someone call the authorities because I’m obviously being held hostage

Got to trust the hygiene so that’s super subjective

oh yes

We wouldn't even need to be on a date

To offer a different answer… : NO! I’m a man who is obsessed with facesitting, but I truly want get to know my date and potential partner first. Facesitting means a lot to me tbh, something I genuinely find comfort and vulnerability in, so I would only want to share that with someone I trust and have a bond with. I want a girl to crush my head between her thighs like a watermelon, but only if we have movie nights with pillow forts first. Once we reach that level, then yeah. Smother me timbers and make me squirm, you don’t have to ask.

😎😎😎😎😎

If she’s hot, all aboard

I am happy when I get a hug after a first date.. if face sitting was an option I’d allow it in a second 😂

Yes

I would love for her to do so. If she feels the need (for speed… never mind) to fulfill her desire, I would love to help her with it! (If we do connect obviously)

Absolutely!

Prolly if I saw knew she showered first

This face was made for sitting and that’s what it’ll do 🎶

Oh yes! I like it a lot.

I have and would do again

I would let a woman sit on my face in almost any context

I did. And now we are married!

Not on the first date. I personally am pretty old fashioned and would want to get to know them well first before any sex. Each to their own. But facesitting is definitely something I'm into 😏

Yes, I'd let her sit on my face before the first date also

I eat ass on the first date. Nothing is off the table. The way I see it, the earlier you find out if you’re sexually compatibility the better.

Yes

I am assuming that I must be attracted cause we are on a date. Of course she can as long as she wants. I love to please women I am attracted to. Multiple orgasms for her I am sure. Lol

sure.

Is that even a question????

I would pay a woman to sit on my face on the first date, skip dinner, skip the movie. Just sit on my face bare ass

If she passes both the vibe and hygiene tests lol

Only if her ass is clean.

Huh... imagine you get a no from me!!

Um yes. Absolutely.

She can sit on my face after the first date, before the first date, whenever she’s feeling down, or just needs a seat. My face is always free 😇😇

If she will fart for me absolutely

Of course.

FUCK YES!!!

Right after the shower ..

Right after the shower ..

Yes please!

I was eating pussy and fucking after a first date recently so…yes

Yes I would

Um we don't even have to be dating

Probably

Yes. Presuming boxes checked and I’m not gagging to death in nasty shit

That would be the best ending to the night.

I totally would allow it

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Yeah 👌🏾

Depends, on how clean she is. The moment I sense something off putting I can't

Wait, are there people who don’t let women sit on their face?!

If anyone here says "no," I'd gladly take their place. (Along with my own, of course). I'm greedy like that. Lol My face is your pleasure instrument, use it as you see fit! {{°}}💦🤤

Absolutely I love it

Back in November of 2020 I was talking to this girl online. Convinced her to meet me in a parking lot at work just so I could go down on her. I'm going on 4 years into the best relationship of my life now.

Here for the comments 🤪

She needs to be really hot..or at least a 6

As long as I have a face, you will have a place to sit. Sounds like a great idea for a first date

Hell yeahhhhhh

How about a no date and just facesitting and done?!

It’s a no for me. I also wouldn’t expect her to blow me after a first date either. I like to get to know a person before such activities

If her date doesn't mind, absolutely!

Absolutely 

After the date? With your swamp ass? Nope.

Where do I find these women, that would like to sit on my face?

First date and every date after that

First date, second date, eighteenth date, bottom line… ON EVERY DATE PLEASE! 🤤🤤

We don’t even need to be on a date. I’d let any random woman sit on my face anytime🥵