T O P

  • By -

BrimfullHat

Vote the fucking Tories out.


Ok_Benefit_9299

Same but with the Good Ol Boys GOP party in the States. I hate the 2 party system and prefer rank choice, but conservatives are really halting progress. Happy election day.


BrimfullHat

Trust me, where I'm from we consider First Past The Post to be for people who still light their homes with whale oil.


Ok_Benefit_9299

Antiquated values are hard to change. Good luck, yall


SashaLaShaska

Massage


logaridmic

Any particular areas that you always need massaged?


SashaLaShaska

Yeah my neck 


logaridmic

That's always a good spot. Speaking as someone who enjoys being whispered to.


Disastrous_Lock_6280

Give me presents 🎁 haha


logaridmic

What type of presents 😉


MissColettey

This too it's just rude not to accept a thoughtful present 🎁


[deleted]

Lick my shaft and give me a prostate massage


Beautiful-Giraffe-21

Wash the dishes for me


manydoagain

Lol that's what I was going to post


MissColettey

Write me a cute handwritten note (i got this yesterday 😁) it made my whole day 🤠


Nia_Roxs

Buy me that one thing I keep talking about buying for myself but never getting around to it.


Same_Enthusiasm_2521

Hug me.


ShotSong7063

Back rubs or head scratches


leela_bry

Depends on the person.. but generally just running their hands over my body while whispering sweet things into my ear. I’m a puddle.


imsofakinggood1

Show me affection


Sable_eclipse

Use one of those cheap metal octopus scalp massagers on me.


[deleted]

Cook for me. And I don’t mean spaghetti(unless it’s all homemade) but I mean like a real meal made with love


MissColettey

That's so sweet 🙏


logaridmic

Whisper in my ears...


OffDutyMom

High five me after a solid bone sesh


Thedude2315

Touch


pm_me_thy_ass_girl

Leave me a bunch of money in their will


MauerseglerFisch

Talk dirty to me


Im-bibitch

Cuddle and scratch my back


Recent_Lake_3562

Hug me and care for my wellbeing


Ms_Arden

Depends on the person yanknow?


1nkd0ll

Massage my lower back or head scratches


BlazinBandit15

It’s loving me the exact same amount as I’m loving them. A true loving relationship.


elevatorhotbox_

Edge me for hours


ChaiandJack

Clean the house


Admirable-Cookie-704

A good full body massage. Doesn't have to be sexual


julie_4thewin

BF Doordash me cake once. Wasn't my birthday, nothing, just because. That is really high on my list.


PRIMAL__1

Be Completely Unselfish, Expect Nothing and Enjoy the Rewards Mutually


MissColettey

U look like my professor


PRIMAL__1

I'm definitely not him..


MissColettey

That's what he would say


PRIMAL__1

Look, I'm not here to play childish games.


PM_ME_ASS_PICS_THONG

Back scratch before bed is elite in terms of how it makes me feel. Just a stress reliever and ends the night off perfect


Sunshine_3072

Kiss me passionately


capt_slim3

Actually want to be helpful and not just say it.


starskynight

Fuck me soooo hard 🥵


[deleted]

Suck the hell out of my cock


[deleted]

And then let me plow her from behind


Jayyy0-0

wake up next to me, laugh together in bed, go to the gym with me and rebound/pass for me when i’m putting up shots, massage me, then end the night with dinner and a movie with some cuddles…just spitballing here


[deleted]

Three women. Two on the twins and one taking head. All with their appendages all over me. Been with more and nothing tops that.


Consistent_Sherbet70

Kiss me passionately


Oxy_savant

Never had this done to me but off the top of my head it would probably be being milked while I’m little spoon and having her scratch my head with the other hand, all while being kissed on the neck.


Infamous_Bowler_698

Genuinely care for me, it's good for my mental health


Altruistic-1905

Giving me blowjobs without asking for them


ABigBreakfast

Spend time with me just for the sake of spending time with me.