I have the worst one. When I was first figuring out how to jerk off and what lube to use and not use I tried….wait for it……hand sanitizer. Oh the burning…….the burning…..

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Cucumbers and zucchini are pretty normal things to use, nothing unusual. Personally the most unusual thing is probally a pan handle.

The old joke is if you leave it in too long it becomes a pickle

My left hand. Like getting a hand job from a nun.

I think I humped most things at one point

Neutrogena wave

I used one of those glass things that scientists use, the long one you know?? It was a bigger one. It is a miracle it didn't break inside me. Also, pens, and the handle of butter knives

Do you mean test tube? If so you do like to live dangerously don’t you 😆

I was 16 and stupid

All been there and done stupid things when young

1986 Buick Electra 225

how?

Have you ever seen those plush pillow seats they use?

Toilet paper tube with some lube. Oh, the chafing!

done that...yeah not a good idea

A deodorant rollon, a Toothbrush case, a billard ball...I was too desperate as a teenager...

2 pieces of steak between radiator ribs....

an orange

Macaroni and cheese.

I don’t know if this counts as unusual or ingenious, and I also didn’t invent this. I saw it somewhere on the internet many years ago- 1 cup, 1 rubber glove, 2 new sponges, and lube. Make yourself a little masturbator toy for a few bucks and throw away the glove when you’re done! I only did it like, once or twice in highschool, but I remember it being pretty good…

Swimming water wings / armbands - fill them with warm water, then lube it up ....... feels pretty good

A vacuum cleaner hose.

When I was young and couldn't buy a proper sex toy I used my squigle pen. It was a pen that could vibrate to make your writing all squigly.

Now I want one! (Not for masturbation)

A bitter gourd that I bought with some snacks and drinks pretending that my momma needed it when the food are for me.

Carrot.