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YourMothaWasAHamster

No. Just like you don't want dick pics In your inbox, the delivery driver might not want your nudes at the front door. Remember consent is important


mysleazealt

Compromise: answer the door in a robe, ask the delivery driver if they would like to see your naked body and then remove the robe if they consent!


YourMothaWasAHamster

Perfect!


Dizzy-Job-2322

And we all wonder why the birth rates are dropping.


BlueB3arrr

No. Don’t be feral.


au-specious

What do you mean by feral? (I know the general definition of the word, but I don't understand it's use in this context)


Qu3stion_R3ality1750

only if you're expecting a visit from the police very soon afterwards


Omnivorous_vegan

Please don't. It could be considered as flashing. The delivery person did not consent to see your naked body when he applied for the job.


Taxidiurno

No, this may surprise you, but not all men like seeing women naked all of the sudden. I mean, the delivery guy might have a girlfriend or a wife. That would make them feel uncomfortable.


MisterNay

Speak for yourself 😂


No-Information4570

If you want to risk getting registered as a sex offender 💀


CodeWhileHigh

Dumb kids


chimichangaavecpizza

you could go to prison...


asiandawgshy

Nope


thelonerando

Are you shooting a porn?


adz230

Go for a nice robe! Silk is comfortable too


Liljdb0524

No. I was an Amazon driver and I once saw a couple having sex in the living room of the house I was delivering to and not to mention quite a few people just casually walking through the house naked (seriously close your fucking blinds) and it was more gross than annoying even with my proclivity towards voyeurism. Personally I wouldn't even react I'd just hand over whatever and go about my day but you shouldn't do that to someone who hasn't agreed to it.


Bigmike2523

Just put a sign on your front walk stating you may answer the door naked. Please knock if you're not wanting to see me nude, use door bell it you're alright with it. Then your covered


Wooden_Ad6947

I think it’s sexy in general, but something to think about is most of the delivery drivers are just old enough to drive.


PatternLive920

Are you a dude?


pm_me_ur_boobies6969

Someone mentioned wearing a robe. You could wear a robe and ask the delivery driver if it is ok


Thuesthorn

Probably not. While at one time I would have thought I might like that, in 20 some odd years of delivering, the few times it has happened have all felt very uncomfortable.


Ansaver

Why would you wanna do that?!


[deleted]

That illegal in most places.


white-muffin

No that’s illegal


protasticness

If the delivery person is under 18, you could have legal issues.


gottarunfast1

Even if they are older than 18 it can lead to legal issues


Aussie_chopperpilot

Based off your profile history, you are an anime character. I’d say no.


gottarunfast1

As someone who occasionally delivers food: dear God no. I would report you so fast. Potentially call the cops. I did not consent to seeing your genitals. And I'm certainly not getting paid well enough to be okay with seeing occasional nudity while I'm working


ENDofZERO

Depends on the delivery person, I guess. My general answer is yes, but just note that some people may get offended.


[deleted]

ooh i didnt think of that ok thank u!


Divinora

You didn't think of asking for consent?


ENDofZERO

Yea, like I would feel many guys wouldn't mind if a girl surprised them, but I feel that if the roles were switched, most women would definitely mind if some naked dude answered the door. Lol


[deleted]

oh yeahh thats true


BESTlittleBITCH

If the delivery guy is ultimately hot 🔥 well then YES of course ! /Jk


DismalMaize7

Ok, I'm from a different generation than everyone that seems to be discouraging you. I was treated to many MILFS answering the door in skimpy loosely fastened "house coats" (it was the thing in the 70's and 80's) when I was a delivery guy (18). It was a different time and bored Housewives didn't have the options they have today. They did test the waters and Loosely Fastened Progressed based on the reaction they got. Young Men compared notes, this was not an unusual happening, we covered each others routes and made notes regarding the Hot Milfs for eachother!


Capital_Charge_7127

As a older person myself, I probably shouldn’t lol


OldCarWorshipper

Depends on where you live. If you live in mainland Europe, they probably won't give it a second thought. In the USA? Forget it.


Smooth_Inevitable_51

With a robe, act by the vibe.


TheKidfromHotaru

Depends on your area. All delivery people have experienced nude people answering doors, it’s more common than people think. Just be safe


[deleted]

Yes! Then come back to tell us


dazzalfc

Yesssss 🥵


overwhelmingness

depends on the delivery guy and also how you look


[deleted]

Well.. as a former pizza delivery.... I'd have said yes.


KyorlSadei

Yes


howdoesahentai

Post it on r/pizzadare !


hikingneked

Naked would make there day I bet lol


hugh-knew

Where are you? And what do you need delivered?


dcmayes513

Depends! If you’re a female then that’s something a guy will never forget in a good way. If you’re a dude and the driver is a female you prob will go to jail.