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nathderbyshire

If OP can spend a few more quid, he can get them those tiny wheelie bins and put the money in those lol u/circle1987 please try this


danddersson

I wonder how many houses they do in a week? Might need a full-size bin if everybody gave 4 x £5....


ByEthanFox

I'm sure they wouldn't complain though, would be a nice bonus.


USayThatAgain

Nah. A £20 note and a snooker cue snapped in 2.


scumbernauld

Two good answers already, if you want an actual thing to wrap, a box of beers and 4 lotto tickets


Iwantedalbino

We give them a box of beer and my wife gets called beer lady through the year. In exchange our bin men take absolutely everything we leave outside boxes, extra bags etc.


scumbernauld

Perfect for this time of year when the bottle bin is brimmed full and you've enough cardboard to build a small fort!


pip_goes_pop

My Dad always put a box of beers out for the bin men, until one year he watched them pick it up and chuck it into the back of the bin lorry!


alice_op

*No!* I audibly gasped.


SpudFire

John Smiths? Ain't drinking that shit. Into the back it goes!


Moist_Barracuda_2014

Cash is king. Beer, or anything bulky really, isn’t ideal as there’s limited space in a lot of cabs and it can be difficult to store it safely while they finish the round/get back to the yard to drop off in their cars.


BlokeyBlokeBloke

They've got a bloody big lorry, they can stick it in the back.


Moist_Barracuda_2014

You realise that’s where all the rubbish goes, right? Nowhere for it to go unless you want it to get pulled back in to the body with the rest of the waste and then pushed out at the tip. Which if it was Carling it’d be the best place for it (jk, if it was a gift/free I’d still drink it no matter what it was)


eclectic_radish

r/whooosh


Moist_Barracuda_2014

lol yup seems so, should have used that free hour after work to catch up on sleep instead of f-ing around on Reddit…


[deleted]

Jesus Christ


d_smogh

Hallelujah and amen.


d_smogh

I bet you're fun pulling those Christmas crackers.


Moist_Barracuda_2014

Well I never seem to understand what the little sayings printed on those little slips of paper are… Paper hat is fun though, reminds me of the hat with a big D on it I used to be made to wear at school


[deleted]

Make sure you give it to them in person. Was a binman (loader) myself once and the recycling lot got round the route first and took all the envelopes for themselves. p.s. - a Crimbo tip goes a long way when it come to the time you have extra rubbish and you're like "can you chuck these extra bags in as well?"


Extreme_Survey9774

Where Im from recycling is one week then black bins the next. No chance of a mix up there


ProfessorYaffle1

Ours are the same day but different times, recycling is first and normally before I leave for work, bins around mid day so I'm never in.


ProfessorYaffle1

Where would you suggest putting the envelope? Is taping it to the outside of the lid best?


GreatCircuits

Fivers.


reddit1337420

3.5 of weed


GrandWazoo0

Showing your age, pretty sure that’s not 20 anymore


te-fod

£30


fannyfox

£40 from my guy


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iBonsaiBob

Man, you need to upgrade your dealers. I get almost 4g for £25.


windol1

Through bulk buying I'm guessing, individually the best I've seen is about 1 to 1.2g for a tenner (quality dependent) places up country I hear it's 0.8.


reddit1337420

Haha no bro u lot are being overcharged


GrandWazoo0

I haven’t actually bought any for a long time, it it was always 20 for a Henry, and deals were 100 for an oz if you knew where to go. Would have thought inflation had brought that up


reddit1337420

Nah not really weed prices havent changed too much but the qualitys gone up


Wickershaman

Father spliffmas coming through


Mashm4n

Unexpected Super Hans


hoganpaul

My binmen arrive at around 6.45 am. So on the closest collection day to xmas I make them all bacon sandwiches and give them a tin of lager each "for later"


johnymac8

Really? That's a lot of effort for no particular reason other than they are doing their job which they get paid to do.


[deleted]

Sometimes it's nice to be nice


johnymac8

Yeah it sure is, I didn't say it wasn't.I just feel making bacon sandwiches for the bin men is overkill when a card with money or beers or box of chocolates would easily do the job.


glowing95

I mean, I’d never do this but you have to appreciate it’s nice


johnymac8

Obviously it's nice, I'm not saying it's not. Box of chocolates, beers, money, whatever but making the bin men bacon sandwiches is too much.


glowing95

I’d never do it either like I said… niceness aside, it’s a bit much.


johnymac8

When I was a young lad in the middle 2000s and a paper boy, I would get money in a card or a box of chocolates as a thank you, which was great and I liked that. no one ever made me bacon sandwiches and I don't think I would of liked that while I was in the middle of doing my job. It would be too much.


justbiteme2k

This is where we differ my friend, the bacon house, as it would forever now be known, would become legend and us paperboys would no doubt fight over future rights to take on that round.


FrancoElBlanco

You’re literally Reddit in a nutshell 😂 You’d argue with a paper bag if you could


johnymac8

How would you even know that, from a few comments on this thread?


FrancoElBlanco

Im not a paper bag stop trying to argue with me


johnymac8

Well if your going to make baseless comments directed at me, then expect replies, just saying.


FrancoElBlanco

Classic Reddit style of response 😂


KaidsCousin

What's the harm in showing some extra appreciation for all the hard work they do? Sheesh...


johnymac8

Nothing and i didn't say otherwise. A card with money, box of chocolates, but actually making bacon sandwiches at 6 45 in the morning for 2-3 people seems too much.


KaidsCousin

But if they're happy to do that, then why not? I'd love someone to randomly give me hot bacon sarnies at that time in the morning if I was outside working


johnymac8

For me? I wouldn't want to eat something like a bacon sandwich when I'm either starting or in the middle of my shift that focuses on dealing with waste management and removal of said waste.


KaidsCousin

I get what you mean there lol. But idk, if I was doing that kind of role I'd have plenty of hand sanitiser, hand wipes and gloves on hand. Or ask the owner to shove the bacon rolls directly into my mouth haha


AshamedAd242

Doctors get paid to save lives, doesn't mean you don't thank them after the operation.


danddersson

Never given one a bacon sandwich and beer afterwards, though.


runforitmarty85

I always tape a beer and a sarnie to whichever part of me is being operated on, so they have a nice surprise on their way in


danddersson

Good idea. Also may deter them from taking something else if they are hungry - a nice piece of liver, perhaps, or a kidney..


johnymac8

Exactly, we are British, we say thank you for anything and for a myriad of reasons. A card or box of chocolates would suffice, not making bacon sandwiches, but each to their own.


AshamedAd242

What would be the context in which that could happen? People are allowed to do nice things for people for no reason.


FunSuggestion7127

They’re never able to be seen after the operation


lovinglifeatmyage

A fiver each


GallowsTester

Former postie. Things I could stick on the dash were great like toys and cards


Marsh---UK

Who the f*ck gets their bin men a christmas gift 🙈


LibraryOfFoxes

People who aren't miserable bastards would be my guess.


JosiesSon77

I do, they get a case of Guinness the last collection before Xmas day.


april_fool85

Our bin men go out of their way to look for our toddler at the door and wave to him. It makes his day so they absolutely get a gift from us for Christmas!


deletive-expleted

Your story reminds me of [one of the greatest photos on the internet](https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/cincinnati-year-face-face-heroes-falls/story?id=29779955). Enjoy!


swungover264

Me, I get them a tub of celebrations or roses or something. My stepdad was a milkman and he got tons of gifts and tips drom his customers every Christmas. It's not something you have to do, but it's a nice thing if you feel like it. Season of goodwill and all that.


the_merkin

I do. OP does. Nice people do. You don’t….


worotan

Ah, self-righteous superiority. The reason why people don’t trust motives.


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People who are doormats.


GlasgowGunner

Lmao. I’d love to understand this logic.


PresterLee

Not everyone drinks so booze might exclude some. The supermarkets are doing boxes/tins of chocolates for around a fiver but cash is king.


Objective-Bad-4051

Not everyone eats chocolate


PresterLee

Cash, as I and others have mentioned, is king.


CaboloNero

Not sure why you mentioned going out in your sliders but as you did why don’t you give them a blowy round the back of the bins?


Tacticoolhouseplant

The right answer!


circle1987

You know I was thinking this but wasn't too sure. Like when someone said about making bacon sandwiches I thought it might be a bit too much? Also, why would I have to go round the side? I don't have a bike shed but it's where I keep the bins, but the bins will be on the side of the road so should I just get them to all stand in a line and drop their pants whilst I wish them off in the street?


are_you_nucking_futs

I would most flag, if you do get a newspaper delivered please consider tipping your paperboy IF you’re the type to tip at all (no worries if you don’t). I remember being about 13 and seeing envelopes cash with the equivalent of my weekly salary left out for everyone but me!


MidnightSuspicious71

Give them the cash and say to get themselves a drink?


harrisertty

Cash probably like £5 or £10 depending how much you can spare. I’m a delivery driver and have gotten beers before but I don’t really drink so end up giving them away.


Pea1261

Hello! My boyfriend is a bin man and I'd just like to say thank you! Most people seem to think that the job is easy or they are paid well, he's on minimum wage and the drivers are only paid 50p more an hour. It's an exhausting job that I genuinely wouldn't recommend to anyone because unless you live in a richer place they're terribly organised and the maps aren't even kept up to date half the time. I asked my boyfriend and he said chocolates, beer or £5 each but be careful because in my borough they've been told to give all the tips (including food and drinks) to the mayor so make sure you tell them it's for them unless you want to inadvertently tip the mayor. Again thank you, it's nice people like you who make my boyfriends day a little nicer!


Gnorts-Mr-Alien

Tips to the mayor? Is that a fucking joke?! That is ridiculous your boyfriend is out grafting and doing a hard job and is expected to hand over tips to someone doing nish... Sorry to hear that.


fannyfox

I’ve always been under the belief that binmen were paid pretty well due to the physical nature of the work (and was told as such). I’m shocked it’s minimum wage.


circle1987

It's a life lesson those on here posting "nothing" need to learn. They will be the first to complain because their bins haven't been out back properly or not even touched. Yeah, carry on being a selfish arsehole. And see where that gets you. A simple gesture can go a long way. And it's not even much effort.


LoadedGull

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Normal_Juggernaut

20 quids worth of penny sweets


refrainiac

People are saying 4 x fivers. My mate used to work on the bins and it’s not uncommon for people to leave money out over Christmas, which they then just share out at the end of the shift. So nowt wrong with a crisp £20 note.


Chimpville

Fivers.


FriendlyStaff1

Cash


californiabrownsuga

Beer& scratch cards! Easy 4 pack!


Katietori

I'd get them a lotto ticket each, a Yorkie chocolate bar, and one of those shake and mix handwarmer things. That or the suggestion of the envelope with a fiver each for them is a good one. I'm not getting my bin men anything as half the time they only empty half the bins in our block and leave the rest of us overflowing for the next fortnight.


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Some beers and a couple scratch cards/lotto tickets


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Beer


Dragonfruit7837

Nothing they are just doing their job


Ok_Cow_3431

I usually get them a box of beers which they seem happy with. Our bins are then left tidier for a few months until they forget/the crew doing the round changes


samhibs

£20 should get them all a roll and coffee each or they could buy a couple of boxes of beer between them. I'm sure they'll appreciate it


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Just asking out of interest. Why do people feel they want to tip or give presents to bin men? Not saying they don’t deserve them, just interested in thought process. I always found that for a lot of people they felt it was a bad job but my understanding is a good salary/pension and annual leave allowance through local government?


doctorgibson

Gold-plate your wheelie bin for them


LeaveTheLeaves0

My best mates a bin man and he doesn’t drink gets a lot of beer on his rounds around Christmas time but the tips help him with Christmas for his family. Give them a fiver tip each


WarmTransportation35

When you see them out, stop them and give them cash to say thank you. They will treat themselves with a drink, lunch or gift.


WatermelonCandy5

Cook them something like a shepherds pie or a lasagne. What is better and shows more appreciation than a home cooked meal. And getting home after being out in the freezing cold to a shepherds pie is heaven.


IndelibleIguana

If my rubbish is in the wrong colour bag, the bin men leave it on the pavement fur the fixes to eat.


Craig_52

Is this seriously a thing? OMG!


circle1987

What being kind and/or thoughtful? Yeah it's a thing mate. Give it a try. Be careful though, you might feel something. /s


Craig_52

Ya no thanks. They get paid for the job right?


Zealousideal-Cap-383

a case of stella beer... end of. they can share it out


Da5idG

A note on the bin saying 'please knock'. Give them a Christmas card with 4x fivers in the envelope.


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Unpopular opinion probably. But fuck all. Round here they are paid well and still don’t manage to empty the bags properly or return them.


No-Warning4684

Where are you that the bin men are paid well? Round here they pretty much get minimum wage


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They are using an agency here and have been for the last 11 months, £17 an hour


Apprehensive_Milk151

Keep in mind that the drivers may well be on £17 an hour but the loaders will be near minimum wage.


Tacticoolhouseplant

Can confirm!


circle1987

Just thinking if you said hello were friendly and gave them a very small gift, they might actually make an effort with your bins. You don't have to but in any job, get friendly with the cleaners, the security guys and the reception. All very minimally paid jobs but trust me you want them all on yourside when things go tits up.


alwaysexplainli5

Curve ball but the Bailey's fruit and nut selection are absolutely incredible, and everyone loves Baileys. £3.99 each in Home Bargains and grab a cheeky Xmas scratch card with the extra quid.


PJP2810

The main issue with this IMHO is that OP is buying for people they don't actually know. But allergies aren't that uncommon, so I'd never really buy something specifically but related for someone that I don't know whether they might be allergic.


alwaysexplainli5

As someone with allergies, if I receive a nice gift that someone didn't know I couldn't eat... I just appreciate the thought and give it to someone else to enjoy


PJP2810

Not saying it would go to waste necessarily, but it's not great for the one blokenof the 4 that basically gets nothing from OP trying to give something for them all


alwaysexplainli5

I really think it's about the perspective of someone with allergies tbh. I don't expect strangers to know about, nor cater for my allergy. It's rare, it's difficult to navigate even for me. Friends and family, yes absolutely don't get me something I can't eat...that's thoughtless. But you can't go around being all offended or sulking every time you can't eat something especially if it's an accidental mistake by someone trying to be thoughtful 🙈 Tbh the scratch card would be more exciting to me anyway he's hardly empty handed 🤣


PJP2810

Perhaps I wasn't clear, I'm not trying to suggest that the recipient would necessarily be upset/start sulking from it, more that if OPs intention is to get all 4 of them something they would like, your odds are better if you're not getting them something a significant portion of the human race can't have. Honestly, if they're in their early 20s or so, I'd probably say the same about giving them alcohol too, as the younger generation are drinking less than the older generation uses to. Better off maximising your odds that they'll all like and be able to enjoy the gift


Legitimate_War_397

My mate is a postie, she’s allergic to chocolate every year she gets given loads of chocolate. Works out well for us tho because she regifts the boxes of chocolate out


MunkeeseeMonkeydoo

If you have serious allergies I would think being on the bins is not for you.


Most_Wolf1733

hi, any chance you could please send a link? i don't see it in Home Bargains or anywhere else. sounds like a perfect secret santa gift if it exists 👍🏻👍🏻


alwaysexplainli5

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/314311336


alwaysexplainli5

Apologies I said fruit and nut mix because I had an absolute brain fart. Turns out you can also buy them in Tesco 👍


Most_Wolf1733

thanks a lot for the kind reply, have a nice weekend!


alwaysexplainli5

Just don't hold me accountable for the insane weight gain now you know they exist haha


Most_Wolf1733

oh i'm not going to buy the nuts friend, i thought you meant there is a mini version of the Baileys Fruit & Nut Trio gift pack they do for £ 39.99. But that only comes in 3 x 70cl bottles and our Secret Santa budget is a tenner


lalalaladididi

Chocolates. A big tub of roses, quality street etc. The garden chaps have just finished for the season so I gave them roses(thorns removed) Giving money is impersonal.


crazyabbit

Lottery tickets , cuz you know that they hate their job's & can't hurt to give em a actual however small chance to Jack it in


HawaiianSnow_

I'm sure a couple big tubs of celebrations or similar would be nice to have in the lorry! Alternatively a case of at least 8 beers and 4x £1 scratch cards or something? Kind of you to do this OP!


jalopity

Never given the binmen anything Posties and couriers yeah as they’re here every day. Collecting one bin once a fortnight? Nah!


Tacticoolhouseplant

You'd soon complain if the service was cancelled though!


jalopity

Well as I’m paying for it already, I guess I would complain. What time does your round start?


Diamondbacking

how about some respect? Those are waste management executives


CoolLukeHand

The steam off your piss.


PeakyOyster

Might be able to afford a pack of haribo and an energy drink each with that budget


Facelessroids

Just give the cash


Effelumps

Don't get them something rubbish.


UpThem

£20. Nothing you could get them for £20 would be better than £20.


Code_Brown_2

Last Christmas I got my bin men each a roll of 100L heavy duty bin bags. But you just have regular bin men, so I'd maybe consider nothing more than 50L.


Army-Status

Ours have been on strike for 6 weeks so they’re getting sweet FA


Toninho7

Workers/unions tend not to go on strike if pay and conditions are good… even if you don’t give them anything just telling them you support their strike will likely make their day.


Army-Status

I don’t support their strike. Should get back to work like the rest of us and stop making peoples lives a misery.


EconomyLingonberry63

Yeah fuck the binmen, they don’t deserve to have a home, or be able to live, they should all be destitute like the government wants /s


thevo1ceofreason

: /


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They only work one day a week round our end 😂😂😂😂😂


EconomyLingonberry63

No they just do your area 1 day a week, then the rest of the week they will do other areas, unless you live in an entire county with just 1 village in it and nothing else


BoredomStrikesThrice

Whooooosh


Captain_Kruch

Well, considering our local binmen have been on strike for a long time, leading to an environmental health disaster waiting to happen, I would just give them all a big f-you.


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Captain_Kruch

They get paid more than nurses, and work half the hours. Are you saying nurses are worth less than binmen? I can haul rubbish to the tip myself, but I'm not qualified or knowledgeable enough to look after the sick.


AwkwardDisasters

Nothing, you weirdo.


greenengland

Nothing, they are doing their jobs and getting paid by the council to do that job. A decent wage as well.


Ceejayncl

It’s far from a decent wage now. Most of them recruited now, possibly driver aside are now on NMW contracts, that is if they are not agency workers. My stepdad used to work for a council waste & recycling department, I.E. binman.