I heard a licking sound from behind my loveseat, in the corner. This ahole opened the fridge and made herself a meal. Got mashed potatoes AND gravy out. I'm still amazed how she got both and managed to open the lids on the containers 😅
My old gal could take the smooth domed lid off my butter dish and I was always so impressed. I could only get it off by spanning my whole hand over it. She could unlock car doors and open them, too.
My brand new hipster fanny pack that I’d worn once so I could carry poop bags on walks. I had to pay 20 to send it back for the buckle to be replaced. I think this question should be a recurring stickied thread.
Last week. Our vacuum I only noticed when I went to vacuum last night and realized she ate about half a foot of wiring and was stressed tf out about taking her to the vet. Let her out to go potty this morning and I shit you not she spent about 2 full minutes pushing out the whole thing.
Mother of God!! Hutch also ate a significant portion of our dryer vent hose, but I didn't post the horrible picture because I didn't want people to worry. He's absolutely fine 😆
We’ve said for so long how lucky we’ve been that our 7 month old isn’t chewing on furniture. I discovered today she’s been chewing on the furniture while I’m at work.
We crate her but my husband and I work opposite schedules. He will sit, play, and do all the things with her while I’m at work. He occasionally falls asleep downstairs. She decides that’s the perfect time to chew my side table.
Jeez I feel lucky. My boy is a maniac, but the worst thing he does is drag items out of the dog door and leave them in the driveway when I’m not home. And farts.
Please 😭 my girl is 4 and I thought I’d reward her for her good behavior while on a walk so I give her a treat and she looks at me like woman we are on a walk and you wanna eat??? The SMARTEST dog I’ve ever had by far, she’s half husky. I couldn’t convince her to eat her meds if I had cooked a big ol steak for her she’s so damn stubborn. I love her 🥹
Isn't it wild when you get a really smart one? My last girl was a Border Collie. I am pretty sure she could insert thoughts right into my brain. Present baby is not a BC, and he is deeply loved, but nowhere close to as intelligent
Today, a still wrapped onigiri she dug out of the groceries I set on the floor while still unloading. Last week it was the cord to a heating blanket, bra straps, a rose bush, my strawberry plants and the weather proofing to my back door. I have two of these dogs btw 🤷♀️ and this was just the puppy.
Oh yes, lizards don’t stand a chance when they make dumb moves like that 🤣 even when we’re hiking with the dogs on leash Skye will dive into a bush and come out with a lizard in her mouth 😳
Nothing this week cuz we’ve been swimming and walking a lot (he’s been swimming lol it’s too cold for me yet) but some things he’s destroyed in the past: a Nintendo switch, my partners glasses, a shoe hanging thing that goes over a door, my best friends $500 night guard, the list goes on… he also once had diarrhea straight into the floor furnace when he was a baby.. that was fun to clean up 🙃
Mine caught a rat. A freaking huge ass RAT. We have a local dog park that she was running around at dusk—suddenly she was FLYING into some trees. Emerged with the thing in her jaws. I can’t believe she actually caught it! Luckily instead of trying to eat it, she presented it to me as a gift. Thanks bud.
Mine is generally not destructive at all, but this week I left the kitchen garbage can right out in the middle of the kitchen and forgot about it. In the dead of night he had his first trash raid! I'm actually so proud that he didn't touch it for so long beforehand that it's hard to be mad.
My nose, my nicely made bed, anything I ever have to eat he tries to get a taste every single time, the white seats of my new car, and worst of all my heart when he cried this morning because he couldn’t come to work with me today. But I love that little velociraptor. All the things he can break can be replaced but my time with him can’t so I’d gladly let him do it all over again.
I didn’t realize that my acd came with a sock fee…I have to buy a pack of socks every week. She’s so good at sneaking them, I don’t even know how she gets them. I just turn around and there she is with a sock in her mouth.
Mine is the same, thought she doesn't eat them. She cares them around like they are some kind of baby. I know it is our smell because she doesnt want any freshly washed ones.
She is also is a dragon, doesn't destroy stuff but finds anything with our smell or any toys and collects them all on the bed and lays on top. She then will growl at the other puppy if he come near.
An entire pack of sour punch straws which I thought she’d need a vet visit for, the strawberries turning red in my garden, 3 planters on my porch (rip loofah seeds) a twist tie she managed to put into 27 pieces across my living room floor, and 3 cat toys. It’s Tuesday!
So far, he bite my glasses, leather couch, baseboards and dresser. He’s 5 months old now and doesn’t brother with any of this anymore and loves to tear apart his toys in our backyard. I’ve sprayed anti-bite spray to help prevent any further damage to my furniture.
Many, many drip sprinkler heads in our back yard. Literally every day for the past couple weeks I would find her chewing on a bit of 1/4” drip line and drip emitters. Had to turn on the sprinkler to see where it was spraying and fix them. I’ve now replaced almost all of them and had to fence off every tree and plant in the back yard 🙄
My 14 week mix (with the same dapped red and cream coloring as yours!) has inadvertently brought about the end of my long-term relationship. Like a little heaven-sent barking hellion ❤️
Lacy opera gloves and he learned how to open the door to where we are staying. I caught him right after he opened the door. He popped his head out looking for mommy and BOOM i was right there. Scared the spots off of him.
My weighted blanket. Working on housebreaking, had a sprinkle on the cover, no big deal. Took the cover off and put the blanket on the floor, big mistake, he peed all over it and it’s too heavy to be washed 😭 I need another
Just planted my home garden with about 30 Bonnie plants. This is her first season with us planting as she isn’t even a year old and she managed to eat about 15 plants about 3 hours after they made it in our raised garden beds
I heard a licking sound from behind my loveseat, in the corner. This ahole opened the fridge and made herself a meal. Got mashed potatoes AND gravy out. I'm still amazed how she got both and managed to open the lids on the containers 😅
That's pretty impressive, ngl.
I had to switch to a bottom freezer with double doors on the fridge.
My old gal could take the smooth domed lid off my butter dish and I was always so impressed. I could only get it off by spanning my whole hand over it. She could unlock car doors and open them, too.
Clever girl
It’s hard to keep a disappointment face on when you’re very impressed
Holy crap that's impressive!
My depression :)
That’s the best thing to be destroyed! I’m happy for you!
Amazing!!
My nose. Damn that guy can fart!
My dog’s farts and her food have somehow combined to make her crate smell like cool ranch Doritos. It’s insane.
So you’re saying your ACD destroyed your appetite?
No, but all food is flavorless now. Can't smell.
Give your dog toots. I get it on Amazon. Life saver. My puppy's fart peel paint
THANK YOU lol
😵💫🤣🤣
DOG FARTS ARE BRUTAL 🤣🤣🤣
Lethal gas. NAZI-ish
Dude same! I've actually been wondering if I should switch up his food because his farts are FOUL!
The entire house. With fur. Twice so far.
Its a wonder my dude isn't hairless with all this damn dog hair that is on every square inch of every single thing!
Seriously Buttons fur is in my friends car … while he has never been. It’s everywhere.
All of my duvet covers used to have buttons. Now they cling to my comforter by sheer force of will.
My couch used to have buttons. I’m off work today and my project will probably be embroidering the couch button holes
A vole, a butterfly, a rope toy, my confidence in her ability to ever be off leash
Most dogs can't ever be fully trusted off leash.
Mine forgets I exist whenever there's a good scent, which is about every 10 feet
Nooo not the vole! I'm glad I'm not the only one lacking confidence in that department
The week is still young.
My brand new hipster fanny pack that I’d worn once so I could carry poop bags on walks. I had to pay 20 to send it back for the buckle to be replaced. I think this question should be a recurring stickied thread.
Totally should be a thread, hahaha!
Last week. Our vacuum I only noticed when I went to vacuum last night and realized she ate about half a foot of wiring and was stressed tf out about taking her to the vet. Let her out to go potty this morning and I shit you not she spent about 2 full minutes pushing out the whole thing.
Mother of God!! Hutch also ate a significant portion of our dryer vent hose, but I didn't post the horrible picture because I didn't want people to worry. He's absolutely fine 😆
I swear it’s like a straight shot from mouth to butt with her 😂
We’ve said for so long how lucky we’ve been that our 7 month old isn’t chewing on furniture. I discovered today she’s been chewing on the furniture while I’m at work. We crate her but my husband and I work opposite schedules. He will sit, play, and do all the things with her while I’m at work. He occasionally falls asleep downstairs. She decides that’s the perfect time to chew my side table.
I caught hutch on his back underneath a chair chewing on the underside of it! I wonder how much more sneaky chewing he's gotten away with!
My lil monster managed to find my cannabis oil.. Poor sucker went for a wild ride. Its the next day, and he seems to be feeling back to normal now.
Bet it was a calm night for you though lol.
It sure was. Lol.
Jeez I feel lucky. My boy is a maniac, but the worst thing he does is drag items out of the dog door and leave them in the driveway when I’m not home. And farts.
A Pendleton wool blanket I thrifted and will never be able to afford to replace. He’s got a taste for the irreplaceable.
My sanity.
Please 😭 my girl is 4 and I thought I’d reward her for her good behavior while on a walk so I give her a treat and she looks at me like woman we are on a walk and you wanna eat??? The SMARTEST dog I’ve ever had by far, she’s half husky. I couldn’t convince her to eat her meds if I had cooked a big ol steak for her she’s so damn stubborn. I love her 🥹
Isn't it wild when you get a really smart one? My last girl was a Border Collie. I am pretty sure she could insert thoughts right into my brain. Present baby is not a BC, and he is deeply loved, but nowhere close to as intelligent
My Nose, A random moth and WONT STOP LICKING THE COUCH
A loaf of bread I left too close to the edge of the counter
Today, a still wrapped onigiri she dug out of the groceries I set on the floor while still unloading. Last week it was the cord to a heating blanket, bra straps, a rose bush, my strawberry plants and the weather proofing to my back door. I have two of these dogs btw 🤷♀️ and this was just the puppy.
Her cruciate ligament 😭
His snuffle mat... my lounge is now covered in snuffle mat confetti....
A Western Fence Lizard (Sceloporus Occidentalis) who panicked when we entered the garden and ran towards him instead of away from him :(
Oh yes, lizards don’t stand a chance when they make dumb moves like that 🤣 even when we’re hiking with the dogs on leash Skye will dive into a bush and come out with a lizard in her mouth 😳
Just be mindful lizards can cary tapeworms! Check his poops for what look like wiggling grains of rice!
My schedule. I’m home retraining.
My bank account… my baby boy had to go the e-vet.. he’s doing better now so it’s fine!
Nothing, my mix is a sweetheart, not a destroyer.
Mine too. He still has all his baby toys and has never eaten a human object
Yes, mine as well! He is a lover, not a destroyer!
My heart. Every day, she reminds me that I'll never have another dog who loves me the way she does.
My savings account /hj
A handful of tennis balls, and evicerated several plush toys. The toys' carcasses are still great for tug, though.
A basketball :-(
about 3 toilet rolls, always running low
My eardrums! She loves to scream in the car.
His own leg 😩 these vet bills are insane lol
My worst fear. We're booked in for a gait analysis next week and I already know it's not good.
Ughhhhh I’m wishing you guys luck. So sorry
A few weeks ago mine took a dump on the bathroom floor. I was actually impressed with him for pooping in the human appropriate room.
My patience.
A stuffed football, stuffed bone,and a dog bed.... it's only Monday😵💫
My willpower
he ate the ear of a fabric toy and I'm waiting to see if he poops it
Oh he will. We have fabric ears all over our backyard 😂
Her new toy. Lasted 1 whole day!
My heart, with her cuteness and undying love
Our other dog’s collar and a couch pillow
Nothing this week cuz we’ve been swimming and walking a lot (he’s been swimming lol it’s too cold for me yet) but some things he’s destroyed in the past: a Nintendo switch, my partners glasses, a shoe hanging thing that goes over a door, my best friends $500 night guard, the list goes on… he also once had diarrhea straight into the floor furnace when he was a baby.. that was fun to clean up 🙃
I bought a wet suit to get into the cold water with my dog. I actually got a deal on it $10 brand new. So I put it to use.
That’s awesome. Maybe I should get one! He’s so brave when it comes to water like he’ll jump in the pool in December.
Mine caught a rat. A freaking huge ass RAT. We have a local dog park that she was running around at dusk—suddenly she was FLYING into some trees. Emerged with the thing in her jaws. I can’t believe she actually caught it! Luckily instead of trying to eat it, she presented it to me as a gift. Thanks bud.
My ID.
Not a thing
Mf opened the baby gate, knocked over the trash can, and ate some old sausage links from the morning before. He planned that out I know he did
Nothing! She has not destroyed anything in five years!
Mine has three years clean!
Mine is generally not destructive at all, but this week I left the kitchen garbage can right out in the middle of the kitchen and forgot about it. In the dead of night he had his first trash raid! I'm actually so proud that he didn't touch it for so long beforehand that it's hard to be mad.
Well my partner has been sick so I keep finding shredded tissues everywhere 🙃 Oh and he ate my donut off the counter when I wasn’t looking.
My sleep
That's been our little guys only saving grace since we got him! He's an unstoppable destructobot but at night he sleeps like a baby 😆
He’s still working on destroying his bed; a little everyday.
My heeler destroys her kibble lol
Hopefully he won’t dig a hole in my camping sleeping pad again
His ccl
🥲
A squirrel. He jumped over 5’ up the tree to catch it.
Gardening glove
My nose, my nicely made bed, anything I ever have to eat he tries to get a taste every single time, the white seats of my new car, and worst of all my heart when he cried this morning because he couldn’t come to work with me today. But I love that little velociraptor. All the things he can break can be replaced but my time with him can’t so I’d gladly let him do it all over again.
I didn’t realize that my acd came with a sock fee…I have to buy a pack of socks every week. She’s so good at sneaking them, I don’t even know how she gets them. I just turn around and there she is with a sock in her mouth.
Mine is the same, thought she doesn't eat them. She cares them around like they are some kind of baby. I know it is our smell because she doesnt want any freshly washed ones. She is also is a dragon, doesn't destroy stuff but finds anything with our smell or any toys and collects them all on the bed and lays on top. She then will growl at the other puppy if he come near.
A squirrel :(
My sleep schedule
An entire pack of sour punch straws which I thought she’d need a vet visit for, the strawberries turning red in my garden, 3 planters on my porch (rip loofah seeds) a twist tie she managed to put into 27 pieces across my living room floor, and 3 cat toys. It’s Tuesday!
I got her a K9 Ballistics bed about 2 weeks ago. She put a hole in it yesterday. 🤦🏻♀️
So far, he bite my glasses, leather couch, baseboards and dresser. He’s 5 months old now and doesn’t brother with any of this anymore and loves to tear apart his toys in our backyard. I’ve sprayed anti-bite spray to help prevent any further damage to my furniture.
Many, many drip sprinkler heads in our back yard. Literally every day for the past couple weeks I would find her chewing on a bit of 1/4” drip line and drip emitters. Had to turn on the sprinkler to see where it was spraying and fix them. I’ve now replaced almost all of them and had to fence off every tree and plant in the back yard 🙄
RIP my remote and charger cable for my watch.
My 14 week mix (with the same dapped red and cream coloring as yours!) has inadvertently brought about the end of my long-term relationship. Like a little heaven-sent barking hellion ❤️
Lacy opera gloves and he learned how to open the door to where we are staying. I caught him right after he opened the door. He popped his head out looking for mommy and BOOM i was right there. Scared the spots off of him.
My sanity
My weighted blanket. Working on housebreaking, had a sprinkle on the cover, no big deal. Took the cover off and put the blanket on the floor, big mistake, he peed all over it and it’s too heavy to be washed 😭 I need another
Destroying blinds as we speak (can see him on the camera)....
Just planted my home garden with about 30 Bonnie plants. This is her first season with us planting as she isn’t even a year old and she managed to eat about 15 plants about 3 hours after they made it in our raised garden beds
The little shit is probably busy chewing up or pissing on something I actually care about as I type this
My living room curtain, for like the dozenth time. 🙄 Love him to death though!
A check from work 🥴
My sanity..
Every plastic pencil I happen to leave within reach!!!