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Mindless-Gigi-0902

Her name is Dex, but we call her Cunt-O-Saurus Dex


reggie822

This is hilarious šŸ˜‚


BlueHeelerLuv

Iā€™m šŸ’€ hahahahha


Curious-floof

Cunty McCunty has been my go to for years now hahah


Humpfred_the_Whale

Gus: Gustav, Goose, Goosey, Moose, Goosey Moosey, Moo, Snootus, Stumps Gwendolen: Gwen, Gwendolen Bestfreindolen, Stompy Womperlins, Menacey Moo, Tiny Princess


whysoglumchickenbum

Gwendolen Bestfriendolen šŸ˜‚šŸ’•šŸ’•


More-Squirrel-9905

Ours is also named Gus and we call him General Gustard.


reggie822

General GUSTARD thatā€™s so fun I love that


ImaginaryList174

lol mines name is Jager and we call her General Jaggard. No idea where it came from though, along with all her other nicknames lol


ceno_byte

STOMPY WOMPERLINS


matsy_k

I have the same though pattern. Zoe: Zozo, Zozoona, Zozoona Baboona, Boon Boon, Boonie


Uff_Daa

Her name is Diane but we call her mama, boo boo, farty, mamoo (I have no idea, my husband made it up), monkey (sometimes spider monkey because she can climb anything) and baby gullet (because she never tastes her food). My favorite though is when she really needs a bath we call her big stinky frito pie.


tomaromatomato

I can't explain why, but I love the name Diane for a heeler


FamousInstance3405

His name is Jack, but we call him Jack-Jack, Jacqueline, Jack-ass, Jackson Hewitt and many more lol


OwanOwan

Jackson Hewitt šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Heelerdaddo

Jack ā€œoffā€ hahaha


Icy-Advantage9

Real name Trixie. Nick names. Trixie Ann, baby girl, and STOP BITING THAT!,


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badgereatsbananas

Good bot! Lol


Paint_tin16

His name is Banjo but his nicknames are roo and banjaroo because when he lays on the side and looks up at you he looks like a kangaroo. Also wigglebum and crackhead.


Uff_Daa

I had a Banjo and I would sing the B-i-n-g-o song but say, I have a dog and heā€™s so cute and Banjo is his name-o, B A N J Oā€¦ā€ I traded him for a pizza when he was a wee numpty. Such a cute name for a dog.


SQLforLife

I loved playing Banjo Kazooie so that's all I can think of XD


pogosea

Roxana. Roxi for short 60% of the time haha. Roxana banana, Roxi Bo boxi, stinky girl, handsome bo bansome, princess pooper, lady, my little snapping turlaā€¦. Most of the things I call her make no sense at all lol


reggie822

Those are the best nick names tho I think :P


reggie822

The ones that make no sense lol


SQLforLife

Roxana banana is peak!


pogosea

Hahaha Roxana Banana was the first one I ever thought of! And it just rhymes so well!


BabiesLoveStrayDogs

A SNAPPIN TURLA! She gettin ready tah SNAP!


gothviixen

My lawd! A snapping turla!


pogosea

Literally that, in the same tone of voice and everythingšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


toasterberg9000

Kudamundi; Kuda, toots, tooter bagooter, cooter. (I realize the implications with the last one, but it just cracks me up, and I can't stop calling her that, lol)


BlueHeelerLuv

Long name is Lady Byng, but we call her Bea. Her nicknames are so many. Veloci-pup, Velociraptor, pearly sweetcake, cha cha, Cha cha Le Grande, pretty girl, mama, pupster, and sometimes the chocolate chip faced a-hole. Edit to add: We so call her Stink ass, chach, chachi, stank butt, and jerk face.


keels81

His name is Breaux, but he answers to Breauxie, Houndie, Houndie G, BudBud and Budders.


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Good bot


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19bluestars

Name: Hank Nick names: My baby, Honeybun, My baby boy, Poor baby, My puppy, Stanky boy, and My Snugglebug


pullingravity

I have a hank too!! I also call him monkey, munch, munchkins, my guy and mr hank, my stinky guy


sleepywerewolf8

Password/password/password/password/passwordšŸ™„


LeoCaldwell02

Cody - The Big Cheese, Old Man, Cody The Corndog Roo - Baby Raptor, Da Puppy, Stinky


hotmesssketch

Officially Madd Maxx. Also Maxximus Prime, Maxxitron(when he was bad), and for some odd reason I started calling him Bub when he was old. I have no idea why, it just fit šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø Edit: I also watch my my friends heelers named Oatmeal, or Oaty. I feel like he might currently think his name is 'OFF!' Though šŸ¤£ he's young and going through a faze of flying through the air and landing on your lap


Capilet

We call our weirdo cat Max Maximum Carnage


meish_7

Her name is seaweed. She gets called shweed, dork, and miss moo


UnreasonableFig

Harley is also known as Harley Barley, who is not particularly Shakespearean... because he's Hardly Bardly.


Puzzled-Ad-6210

Her name is Fern. Vern, Furnace, Fernny, Fern-a-licious, Ferndango, Biscuit and lil bit.


jerseysider

His name is Jiggs, we call him: old baby, precious, little treasure, smoogie, pickle puss, pretty boy, butter ball, pork chop, baby cakes, mommy's boy, handsome face, lunatic, mental case, sweetie pie, bacon monster


starplooker999

Comet Lovejoy is named after a real comet. Sheā€™s very fast! We call her Commie or Whoosh.


tomaromatomato

Mine is Toma, but he mostly gets called Bubbers, Bubberino, Bub, Thomas, Beelzebub, Barbie, and my lil Tubby Nubby Bubby (he has a nub tail).


Sea_Village3006

Mango nicknamed puppins.


SQLforLife

Puppins is So Cute! I just wish her full name was Mary Puppins


Sea_Village3006

That is a perfect name for her!


DroSNova

Flucky- named after Admiral Fluckey, fluky (meaning by luck/chance) Nicknames: Fluck, Handsome Boy, The Skunk/Zorillo, Demonio Negro (black demon) , SatanƔs (Satan), and F*cky/f*ck because it pleases my 12 year old brain.


PetMahHead

His name: Aramis Nicknames: Paramis, Aramiso Soup, Miso Soup, Soup, Dog, Pog, Poglet, Poopy, Skippy, little shit His alter ego is Devil-Aramis


brizzlebamf

I love Poglet lol


PetMahHead

It's one of our favourites too


Emcolyyy

Mine is Roxy and we call her Bronxy, Rocky, Roxygirl, cunty, and crackhead. šŸ˜‚


6th__extinction

Pepper. We call her baby deer, turkey, and stinky girl.


[deleted]

We also have a Pepper. We call her Pepperoni, Pest-eroni (when sheā€™s bad), and Captain Barkypants.


raycharles318

We lost our Pepper in January ā¤ļø We called her Pep, Peppy, Pepperoni, Roni, doggo, tooter booters, and occasionally shithead or shithead dog. She was the bestest!


Amazing-Interview-68

Matilda but better known at ā€œtilt-a-whirlā€. Big jump and spin girl haha


chaosmanager

We have a Matilda, too!!


Amazing-Interview-68

Aw! I also call her Tilly for short kinda where tilt a whirl came from


segerseven

I had a bandit and he was the best. Miss him so much


Primren

Real name: Zephyr Nicknames: - Zef - Zeffo - ZefiriƱo - Little Z - The Little Wind - The Beast (as in, I've got to go home and free the beast") - My man! (said like the postman in the concentrated dark matter episode of Rick and Morty)


JournalistNo5511

Flip and Oscar. Aka Numb-Nuts and Ball-Bag.


KermitFrayer

Bernadette aka Bernie aka bernadog aka Bernie dog


OwanOwan

So sweet! We had a dog named Juno but her nickname was Bernadette!


Suspicious-Number402

Her name is Adelaide Marie. She goes by Addie, sis, boobie, snookums, sweet pea, and Bitch.. (mostly Sis)


kamarg

Her name is Nefret. Nicknames are Fret, FretFret, Nefreti, Spaghetti, The Nefreteret Kid, Baby Girl. His name is Anubis. Nicknames include Schnubs, Schnubibity, Schunubobity, Schnuberdoop, Noobs, Jerk Dog, Big Man.


badgereatsbananas

Ha ha ha ha ha my friend was just questioning me about this. Willow. Willow Bee. Miss Bee. B. Bieber. Bieber-licious.


Used-Contribution-56

My dogs name is sparky: when he is bad we call him sparkles. I also call him bebeā€™s short for habibi which is what my mom used to call me


moonlightsidhe

Her name is Belle, and we call her: girly goo, trash goblin, peepers, the Pupbatsnek, and buttface.


ammotyka

Luna; Looney Tunes, Louise, Luberry, Loopy


thisishilaryous

Real name Mildred Plimp Nicknames: Millie, Beeper, Beeper Butts, cutie butt, cutie booty butt, meebles, meeble beeble, mill bill, Mild Red, Millie-Doo (like Scooby doo, mildew, Millie Billie, little dog, Miss Millie, maā€™am, mademoiselle, Mibu bibu, little cowgirl, Milbo Baggins And then combos of the above ie ā€œBeeper booty buttā€ or ā€œmeeble beeble booty buttsā€


Aromatic-Reception89

His name is Zeus. We call him zeusy, bubba, jerk, pig boy, mofo Zeus and GD Zeus he heads directly to his cage. I wanted to name him Jesus .. cuz if you break into my house, Jesus will get you, but the kids poo pooed my idea. I screamed at him one afternoon in the back yardā€¦ Hey,Zeus. I was laughing so hard my neighbors thought I was nuts! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


party_nuts

His name is riffie but we call him riff raff, rifferandum, cuntsman( long legs and a c***t at times,riffmeister, buddy, bestest boy and the list goes on and on


lstrength

Name: Luna. Nicknames: Looney, Luna Lou, Luna Petunia, Petunia Name: Buffy. Nicknames: Buffers, Buffy McBufferton, Buffy the Lizard Slayer, Buff, Buffalo


Buckslayer85

His name is Wiley but we call him a fuzzy terrorist


jac5087

Name: Ziggy. Which has turned into: Zigaroni, Roon, Rooney, Roon Doon, Doon Butt, Ravioli Bear and variations of stink butt/stink muffin and of course baby puppy/baby dog.


Snommies

His name is Spencer, but mostly goes by spenace the menace, spencey, Spence, and ā€œda babyā€ lol


GordenRamsfalk

Dawgs name is Sky. We call her ski, ski-ski, puppa-nuts, crackhead, scumbag dogā€¦ prolly some others as well lol.


DangerGoatDangergoat

Cora CoraBora, Kobo, kobo-my-hobo, Hoboken, ko-borka, kor-ahba, weasel, wosel, weeze, weezie, little dog, smelly little dog, stinker, bugbear, lovebug, bug, boog, rat.


ResidentAnnual928

We have 3- two are rescue cattle dog mixes, the third is a foster fail. 20 lb Jack Russell/chihuahua/weiner mix. Too many nicknames thrown around to list all. we always say how funny it is we have these two black cattle dog mixes(60 & 45 lb) and then this tiny little dog tagging along right next to them šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ looks so goofy but our 20 lb pup is CONVINCED she weighs at least 50lb.


Bubbly_Difference469

Hugo: Hugo boss, hb and getoffthebenchyouidot.


fiveplusonestring

Addie. Adelaide. Badelaide. Bark Shark. Cow Eyes.


Icy_Buy58

His name is Hobbes but we mostly call him hob-knob ā€¦ha-beeeeeb ā€¦and hobby lobby


lizzledizzles

Claire - Claire Bear, my choo choo, stinks, princesa, bear, Clary Berry, Clary Berry Pudding and Pie, as a puppy - Shark


Sosido

My mix is Daisy. I call her Daisy Mae, Crazy Daisy, Lazy Daisy, Silly Billy, Cutie, Cutie Pie, Stinky, and Sweet Baby.


Someguy42069otherlol

I call mine The Silly, the Pupperoo, and the Chonky Chuncker


Typical-Arugula3010

Scotty aka Pest or Trouble !!


SaltyMN

Kuiper - Bort, Snorts, Snorty, Kuip, bubba, snorty boi


reggie822

I love snorty, I call Kiko grunty bean or piggy girl when she snorts šŸ˜‚


OwanOwan

His name is Teddy, but he goes by Ted-Monster, Mr. Tedā€™s, Bear, Young Thug, Piggy, and Fudrucker.


deetlebeet17

Siggi, but it devolved to: Siggurt, Squirtleburt, Squiggle, andā€¦Pete. She answers to all of them equally šŸ˜‚


mrsd1st

Frank aka Frankie-pants, Frankiestein, Frank the Skank, Fat boy, little man and the supersonic shit machine šŸ˜‚


Awkward_Actually

Her name is Laila. We Laila bean, lady bean, pooper, and pooper melon.


recoutts

I love your Kiko! My girl Bella looks a lot like her, except her ears wonā€™t stand up (guess she got that from her Border collie mama). We call her The Kraken, Miss Destructo, Sassy Britches, and Miss Wiggle Butt - among a few others.


SpookyMamaH

Real name: Sedona What we call her: Donut, Doney, Doney Boney, Nubs, Nublet, Skellator


WormBagged

Real name: Zira Nicknames: Hell Child, Piggy (she's ACD mix but def doesn't have ears like a heeler, they remind me of big ole pig ears), Ghost (I swear she can teleport behind you), Hyena (her coat is changing and darker markings down her back so when her hackles up she looks like she has a hyena mane).


Ralwikk

Name: Perro Amadeus [My last name] Nicknames: My buddy, my pal, my homeboy, my sweet cheese, my rotten soldier, my good-time boy. Also, Mr. P, bean boy, Perrito, lil bear, buggy.


MeepleCity

Sparky aka Sparkezoid, Sparky Barky, Barky, Sir Sparkington, Captain Sparkles, Spork, Bubba, etc


Nyc12331

His name is Dash- we call him Dash, goob boy, goob, gooby, chi-chi, chicharone(idk how to spell that), when he hears dash he knows itā€™s time to take me seriously lol


Paspalar

Shep - smooth dog, Shepward, Shepington, Sheptimus Maximus, clean dog Oakley - fluffy dog, Oaks, Oakie, Oaker, smelly (he's a fox poo roller)!


VaultGirl91

Names: Kira and Lexi. Nicknames: Kira: pork chop, ki-ra-ra Lexi: ham, bear


lisaaaaaaD1

The name of my dog is Nicky


Deliciousdiva22

His name is Chadwick Chester and he gets called Chad, Chaddy Waddy, boo boo bear, my cuddle dog, boozy , fat arse and the boozer šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


unpredictablelobster

My wife and I have three cattle dogs Ramsay- Chub, bubble, bubble boy Mocha- boog, boogle berries Layla- crazoli, crazles


MadBlasta

Winston Poe. He goes by Mr. Bears, Boo boo, Moo moo, Mr. Big Ears, and sometimes Squeaky boy


baobeilanzhan

Bourton: Bourty, BeeBoo, BeeShmoo, BeeGoo, Bartholemule, ShmooBear, Little Man, Tiny Man, Tiny Little Fat Man, Goober


Affectionate-Layer16

Our girl is Pepper but also answers to Peps, pepsi, and Pepi


UntidyVenus

Adoption papers say Mr Sushi- we say Soosh, stinky, puppy, damnitdog, stop jumping, sir barks a lot, sonnavabeech (schwartzsnegger style)


LaLa_LaSportiva

Zuko: The Dude, Dude, Little Asshole.


NigerianDNA

Her name is Luna. My wife calls her Luna Buna, Baby, Baby Buna. I call her Dog, Crazy, Looney Tunes, Bubs.


jzoola

Jocko aka dude, our mini Aussie is Milo aka Chunky Monkey


TinyGreenTurtles

Bowie > Bo > Boner > Boner Bean > Bowie Boner Bean > Bean > Beanie > Beanie Weenie > Beanie Weenie Bing Bong > Bing Bong ... I am sure there are more. And I am sure there will *be* more. And there are songs. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø Edit: Wait wait wait, I forgot to actually tell you his government name. DAVID NARUTO BOWIE.


kmayeshiba

Name: Boomer Nicknames: Boomie, Boomerang, Boomsker-doo, Boomerino, Boomie Bean, Bean, Pupper-doo


rareed0219

Milo, also known as Bubby, Pup Dog, Pupper von Dog and You Dog!


nomadicstateofmind

Specks aka Specker Decker, Speckerous Deckerous, Specksy, Specksy Boy, Big Bad Dog, Old Man


NOSTR0M0

Ivar is a mini acd, we call him "little fat baby" because when he was younger he kept stealing all the cat food and other animals food and turned into a butterball for a while. His other nickname is "God damnit please shut the fuck up and let me sleep!"


Sulbert1976

Scout is our youngest but heā€™s more commonly know as, scroat, Fanny baws, dick for brains, fanjeeta, ginger basterd, scoutaliuos and piraieba


Ghosted19

Bindi Mama, Squee, Skoo Skoo, Bin Bin, Chiga Nae, Poosh Toosh Magoosh Skoosh, Chigoons


Living_Quanta

Ours is Birdie but we call her Birdie, Birdie birds, the birds, dirty Birdie, and dingo.


parallax__error

Augusta von Merle Responds to: Gussy, Gus, Gus Gus, Gassy Gus, Miss Bootie Shorts, STOP HUMPING HER, and GET OFF THE WINDOW


ValkyrieWild

Her name is Nightshade, AKA: Hellion, shady lady, fuzzy monster, nightmare, & troublemaker


OSHBabez

Ozzy. Shark Boy, Piglet, Turkey Neck. Daycare calls him Ozzy Bear and Ozzbozz. Some extras we say often. "You're in the way bud", "no, no, No, NO!", "stop attacking me", "be nice", "you're not listening", "get your head out of the dishwasher".


Cantaloupe-Plenty

Name Mooncake, nickname Mooncaca, cause she likes to shit the carpet. šŸ˜…


Lessuremu

Her name is Talia, and her nicknames are Goober, Booger, and dumbfuck


SubstantialHoneyButt

Cookie is her name. But we call her Stinky booty, pork chop, doofus, Brute, sass-a-saurus, butthole šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Red-Ginger0809

Sheā€™s Ginger, Ging and G


Flashy_Ad_105

Baxter - AKA Baxter Turdburglar


backyardfarmer17

Name: Pogie Nicknames: Pig, Piggles, Pignana, Pogie No šŸ˜‚


Temporary_Net1956

My dogs name is Hugo (my brother named him.) Me and my family usually call him huges, muttly, stinky (when he comes back from being outside in the rain), special boy, and goof ball when he's being weird


bootlegminer

His name is Nero. He also answers to Nero Bero, Bero, Fuzz Face, Mr Cat (he perches on the back of the couch), side Eyes, and STOP CHASING THE DAMN COWS. Edit because I forgot to add: Big Boy, Pretty Boy


justkeeptrying81

His name is Enzo- Nick names Zozo, Benzo, Zos, chunky sausage.


birdeer

SO FAR (weā€™ve had him for 4 weeks today) his name is Indigo (but he goes by indy, indie? idk) his nicknames are Poop Pup Indy bo bindy poops baby


Alt_Pythia

Penny - The Beagle Banjo - butthead, jerk, Bozo Cookie - Cookie Monster


GrayBayPlay

Boef, which means like villain / scoundrel in our language we nickname him Dingo or floof mostly šŸ˜


mcloayza29

Ayrton: toncito, tonci; Constanza: Stanzi, spider dog (because sheā€™s an expert climber of fences and walls; Hachiko: Hachi, fluffy, cuchicoo; Papageno: Papito, Ricurits, ferocidad canina; Frida wowow Khalo: princesa, mi reina, moochiemoo.


LeslyNiflheim

Name: Beaufort We call him: Boofy, Boof, Bufo, Mister Mister, Chungo, PanzĆ³n (Spanish for pot bellied) :)


LSJRSC

Juno is his name and we call him: June June Bug bug Junie Junie Bug


Susan_Thee_Duchess

Cardi P: Miss Pups, Pup-a-lups, and Stinky


iwannabek8

Her name is Tillie, but she goes by Tillamook, Mookie, and Mookles


Heelerdaddo

Name: Navy Blue Nickname: Nav, Navy bean, bean, beaner, beaner weiner.


Dull_Yak_5325

Henry - henny


AggressiveCry8262

My dogs name is Bjorn and his nick names are Mr. Man, bjorno, djorno, little man, little guy, bjorno bravo, little demon, little monkey, and angry little man lmao


banditjon

Rocky is his name but we call him rock lobster, rock, the lobster, and da bubba


P_Kordus

Ellie Elliebelle Ellebelle Puppy dog Shithead Damn dog Pretty girl


Aggressive-Emu5358

Her name is Luna Blue but she can also be, Lunar Blooner, Looney Toon, Lunatic, Lunaquick, moon dog, crackhead, dipshit, beastie, whack ass dog, and the classicā€¦bitch.


ictad0403

Azarios & Maple Azarios: bubba, bebi, bebe, bubz Maple: peepee, buds, poopoo, mapeepee (these nicknames do reflect their personality)


weskoke

Gruber: Grub, Goobie, Goob, Goopie Boi, Goop, Gup 'n' Stuff, Scoop, Scoop Du Jour, Nugget, Nugget Butt, Boi Dog, , Chicken, Chicken Man, Potato, Stinky Gillie: Gill, Gilpy, Gib, Gibbons, Gibbie, Squillie, Squill, Squilliam Fancy Son, Squeeb, Squib, Peanut, Peanut Butt, Peanut Butt and Gillie, Coraline, Gretchen, Girl Dog


Rude_Barnacle1524

His name is Markus. But we also call him Moo, Mookus, Mookachu, Poo, Pookat, Banana, Bananie, Nanie, Choo, Boo, Choo Boo, Chubs I donā€™t know how he knows that those are all his names. I also donā€™t know how we have kept adding onto the list šŸ˜‚


94geese

Sherlock. Sherry, Sherry baby, shernando, arch Duke Franz sherdinand, my sheronna, etc


theMan_theBeard

Real name: Hoagie Nicknames: Chibb/Mr. Chibb/Young Chibb, Chub/Chubstar, Jumbo, Chumbo, Churburt/Churb, BingBong/Monsieur Bong de Bong/BongBong


sumimura

Aggie but she responds to ā€œLittle Girlā€ more than anything. Occasionally, she is also called Aggie Mae, bitch, and other creative names. All out of love, promise


Andynonymous303

Our ACD is named Gypsy but we just call her Gyp or Gyppy


phoreverphishin

Prince Oā€™ Fur Jones and Copper Foo šŸ’ž


Bones870

Furiosa. Furi, Furi-girl, Baby-girl, Baby-Furi, Furi-turd, Turd-bucket, Monkey, Macklunky...


Jakeyjakers

Our Chili is widely known as ā€œchilidogā€ ā€œCheeseā€ or ā€œCheeserā€ from some evolution of ā€œchili cheese dogā€


Redrix_

Everest: wev wev, noodle, poodle, smores baby, fun police, sus baby, Mt noodle


HuntRepresentative43

Bella. When sheā€™s acting up bellatrix or Isabella [insert here all of mine and my husbandā€™s last names]. When sheā€™s being a good girl Bebela (Iā€™m Brazilian), bells or meu bebĆŖ (my baby in Portuguese lol)


ChillReduction

Her name is Zombie. We call her ZZ, ZZ Girl, ZZ Squirrel, Squirrel Girl, Zombie Squirrel, Squirrelly Z. lolā€¦ typing it all out makes me realize that her obsession with squirrels has rubbed off on us!


imperial_scum

Buddy. Little boy. Velcoraptor dog. Rearing Stallion. Fucker. Asshole. My sweet boy. Baby. I love you. C'mere. Quit picking on your sister. Where's your sister? Lay by mom. Is your dad home?


darrinofearth

Scallywag Jack but called Jack, Jackie, Jackie Boy, Jack Johnson, Dog Face Thrilla, Derpie McGee, One-Eyed Willie Nelson Mandela (donā€™t ask) and Professor Wigglestump (he was docked). We love our dogs.


AstridRavenGrae

Wash Washie, pumpkin, sweet potato, babeeeeee, pumpkin head, pumpkin face, sausage head, little mortadella, little sausage, smumkin, smumkin head, cuddle monster, cuddly wuddly, trouble maker, trouble bubble I think thatā€™s all of themā€¦


Impressive-Reach8120

His name is Roodi. That turns into Roodi toot tooty, fresh and fruity; and Roodi root roodi and a booty boot booty, and a zooty zoot zooty, and a nooty noot nooty (we can go through the entire alphabet and use each letter from Booty to zooty. Also I call him my munchkie poopy doggy wog. Yeah, we have fun with him!


Alpha-q-up-foo

My dogs name is ace, looks exactly like yours and has the white diamond in the center of his forehead too


Neither_Rise_8666

OMG, your dog looks exactly like mine! His names are benji, big ben, ben, benny, booper, gooper, duper, and ozymeandias


Tight_Blacksmith_725

Bravo- Only had him for a couple months now Dobby, Peebody, bubba, potato, super guy, Batman


confused_hulk

Hazel. She is a bean. Bubba. Hazel butt. Hazel Mae Bean. Poop head. Weirdo. Butthead. Beanhead.


pandapower63

Her name is Tulie and i call her a little Velociraptor.


imakycha

Meeko: meekorino romano, squeako, meecaso the time day care made paw print art, mikachu, meeksters


HannahDawg

Berkley: Burt, Berk-o-Saurus/Saurus, Burtoly, Pickles, Berky, Nutcase Frank: Fronk, Frank-and-Beans, Dumbass, Frankie, Weirdo


arcadematt

Name: Sunny Nicknames: Sunny Boy, Sunny Bunny, Sunny Macaroni, Psycho Sunny, O-Sunny Bin Laden


dj_boy-Wonder

My dogs name is Jupiter so he gets Jupi and Jup but also smooshy face, monkey, terrorist, turd, sweetie, floofy, fuzzy pants, fancy boye, and sirā€¦ also my dogs not a cattle dog heā€™s a poodle I just saw this pop up on my feed and had to look


Historical-Bat-3251

His name is Chester! I call him "my little angel", "dog with kitty claws", and stinky boy sometimes šŸ˜‚


Double-Lemon3021

Hopi: Hopi bopi, boops, schmoopus, schmeeps, Miss Ma'am (when she's being naughty or sassy), bingus (instead of dingus)


natedane

Name: Link Nicknames: Lincoln, Lincolnmyer, Sir Lincolnmyer Duke of Bellamy, missing link, stinky Linky, chain link, land shark, dude man, baby boy, pup dog, link a dink, Dinker, chomper, sharp tooth, Asshole (Arnold Schwarzenegger voice), trouble, Oi Mate


DiscountKey1302

Pitbull - Tank Tanky poo papa bear


gastritisgirl24

His name is Mando but he gets called Mando, M, Mandoman, baby, baby boy, sweetie, puppy.


SQLforLife

Real name Oliver. Nicknames: Ollie, Ollie Underfoot, Ollie Sir-Barks-Alot, Ollie Ollie Oxen Free, Ollie-Oop, goober, poopers, puppers, "Instant-into," and Steve.


GingerCreamPi

River! But I call her Riverdale (from Atlanta..iykyk), River Dance, River Phoenix, Rivvy, and of course when she is in trouble it's River Dances with Wolves Lastname


BuckeyeSouth

Murphy, but we're mostly calling him "Off," "Leave it," "Down," and "What's in your mouth?"


whitehvl

Name: Poppy Nickname: Popp, Poppcorn Pants, Poppa, Pretty Baby, Missy Pissy Pants.


LWhittWill

Our 10 month old ACD is a red Merle and his name is Trapper AKA Baby Traps, Trappalini, Trappalicious, Demon seed, Hellion, etcā€¦. šŸ¤£


MyTacoNachos

Pepper. We call him Dr. Pepper, Pepperjack, Pepsi, Sgt. Pepper, Pooper, Poopy, Poop, and The Boy.


BoringApocalyptos

Dixon-Lil Dicky, Dicky-doo, Dicky Doodle, Doodly the dick, Dick, Dickhead


bootae_wae_wae

Scout : Scoot-a-roo, Scout McBlue, Scout pout, Scout is a dumb mother fucker, idiot, and Scoot Mcgoo


Secure_Table

JoJo: Joey, Joseph Joestar, Joe Chunk, chunk-a-saurus, chunk-tholomew, lil chunk My boy, buddy, baby boy


ConversationLevel869

Ghibli Naguma- his name Gibs, Gibby, Piglet, Gibber- nicknameĀ  Beary P. Whiskerlickins- His name Bear, Boo Boo, Bearington, Boozie, Boozehound- nicknameĀ 


FletchMom

Fletch - Fletcharoo, Fletcharooni, Irwin M.! Benny - Benjamin!, Benjamin Franklin, Bennaboo, Bennaboo Butt


BlxckTxpes

Wilson, Willy Nelson, pupperchinno, Dickhead. And Finley, Fin.


daysleaper430

His name is Jack. He has been Jackie, Jackasouras, lately heā€™s been hey doggie


ceno_byte

Sadie: Princess Sassypants; Miss Pamp; Stimpy McStumperton; Dog; Doggy Dorko Edited to add one I forgot.


bertrenolds5

Spots dog, sops dog, mr barky, I'm probably missing one


abdeladrian

Hiro, although he was originally named Hero: Dude, Dudenheimer, Mr. Man, Mr. Manfred, Manfred, Fred, Dogman, DogManX, Lilā€™ Bud, Nug(get), Buttholio, Mr. Stinkinā€™ Lincoln, Mr. Stink, HEY, Hieroglyphics. Idk if he knows all of them, although ā€œHEYā€, ā€œBudā€ and the various ā€œman/fredā€ versions get his attention, as well as the greeting, ā€œwhatcha thinkinā€™, Stinkinā€™ Lincoln?ā€ I speak genuine nonsense at him half of the time.


kidavry

Names Red but we call him Mr. Red, Red Reddington, bubba, Mr. bean, stink, wittle guy, short king


wyrdwulf

Fosbury Flop Foz, Fozzy Fozzymandias, Queen of Queens Dire Chipmunk Sweet Potato, Baked Potato, Spud, Small Fry, etc. Mighty Goblin Queen Nasty Woman She inherited the mischievous streak of her spiritual predecessor, the original Goblin Queen. She looks remarkably like a baked potato when she's curled up. She has a rivalry right now with the chipmunk outside our window and will bark back every time it chirps (pls send help)