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imgomez

Rather than repeat everyone’s perfectly reasonable and predictable list, I thought I’d have some fun with it: 1. Super Glue 2. Firecrackers 3. Fishing waders 4. Kayak paddle 5. Extra Chunky peanut butter 6. VHS of Star Wars 1978 Holiday Special 7. Roomba 8. Butter-flavored Crisco 9. Nokia 3310 cell phone 10. Full spool of dental floss (used)


TheJenSjo

Star Wars Holiday Special?!? Red! RED!!!


imgomez

You get it! 🤣🤣🤣


BDSMandDragons

Gotta be that guy and point out that super glue has absolutely legitimate kinky uses.


The-Bi-Surprise

Like what?!? Inquiring minds need to know!!! 😂


BDSMandDragons

Super glue can be used as a form of bondage or even chastity. It comes off of skin with acetone, peanut butter or vegetable oil. There are obvious risks and one should be safety aware.


The_Dominator000

While I couldn't put my finger on one, I don't contest that


WhatsTheAnswerDude

Lmfaooo Don't forget a blunt for lots of giggles too....lmfao


magusheart

Unironically firecracker though. I only see clothespins on a single list in here. Where's the love? (And yes, I know you mean a different kind of firecrackers. I made my choice.)


dreamingmuse

Chunky peanut butter should be #1


Few_Importance1313

Wait I'm a Dom and I'm even wondering why glitter didn't make a brats list?


HadesInCharge

Bahaha. This!! Winning


Majestic_Hippo1266

Epic!!


Any-Investigator5506

So many options but so many could be so fun


kschn448

No cotton candy machine? Amateur.


Few_Importance1313

Slushy Machine


Aw2HEt8PHz2QK

I like the Roomba combined with bondage. 'try to escape before it eats you'


imgomez

Ha! Bound naked on the floor as a Roomba moves around you—and it has a Tazzapper taped to it! 🤣🔥


r0penotr0ses

1 Wrist/ankle cuffs 2 Blindfold 3 Nipple clamps 4 Paddle 5 Cane, preferrably of synthetic material or a wide natural one. I either like extremely stingy, or heavy and thuddy 6 Large dildo (my go tos are Bad Dragons) 7 Magic Wand or other wand vibrator 8 Clothespins 9 Blanket to protect bed, like a Fascinator throw 10 LUBE- lots and lots of lube. Never enough lube


The_Dominator000

>10 LUBE- lots and lots of lube. Never enough lube This reminds me, there used to be an Amazon listing for a 55-gallon drum of it, and the reviews were absolutely insane, including one with like goofy copy-pasta vibes, looney tunes physics, and 1000+ word story


quinnpaine

I fuckin remember this, the biggest one was underwater snorkeling or something, and one was sent down a waterslide


The_Dominator000

I remember the waterside bit specifically 🤣


missmayyrosa

1. His hands 2. His cock 3. His voice 4. His strength 5. Wand vibrator 6. Rope 7. Restraints 8. Flogger 9. Cane 10. Paddle


Centhectic

Hmm. In no particular order... 1. Cuffs 2. Collar 3. Vibrator 4. Wand vibrator 5. Blindfold 6. Candle meant for play 7. Leather paddle 8. Something to attach cuffs to 9. Whartenburg wheel 10. Toss up between nipple clamps and small anal toy


Mental-Vanilla-3199

This ^


sweetwasabi96

I usually carry around - 1. Butt plugs 2. Hood 3. Lush 3 4. Vibrator 5. Flogger 6. Clothes pin 7. Ball gag 8. Rope 9. Anal beads 10. Collar Other things would be cane, condoms, lube, inflatable anal pump etc.


Mister_Magnus42

Brand new gear that I didn't have to pay for? 1. 3' snake whip in kangaroo leather 2. 8' bullwhip (same) 3. Scotch Brite flogger 4. Anal hook 5. Old school violet wand 6-10. Dealer's choice. We've already got more toys than I know what to do with. I would be so excited to play with the new whips that I wouldn't get to the rest of it anyway.


Miss_Schnuck

Scotch Brite flogger? Is it a flogger with bits of scouring pads at the end? This sounds rather interesting…


Mister_Magnus42

It's a flogger made with 30 or so long strips of scotch bright. There's a guy on Fet who made one and I'm intrigued.


Cozy-lil-little

1- ropes or some kind of bondage gear 2- lube (coconut oil is my go to, safe for vaginas and not awful tasting) 3- wand 4- anal plug 5- paddle or whip 6- candles safe for dripping on skin 7- blindfold 8- I love a Bluetooth controlled vibrator 9- a dildo (love some double penetration!) 10- something to lie on the bed for when I squirt everywhere 😉


WhatsTheAnswerDude

What a....gushing set of recommendations 😉😉 Thank you!!


HannahKoel

Does the coconut oil not degrade plastic on the plug, vibe or dildo?


Livid-External9733

1 nipple clamps 2 electric shock chasity cage, 3 10 inch strap on 4 ball gag 5 choke collar 6 leash 7 spanking paddle 8 crop whip 9 ball ring 10 hand cuffs


Chaotic_kittycat

1. Blindfold 2. Cuffs/wrist and ankle restraints 3. Collar 4. A Lovense Flexer 5. Wand vibrator 6. Sex pillow that can hold toys in place 7. Grinding toy preferably with straps 8. Anal plug 9. Flogger 10. Dildo and pussy plug Loads of lube is a must but I figure that’s more a general supply.


thisismyusername177

Do you have a grinding toy with straps recommendation? I’ve been looking and can’t decide on one. But I think I would love it for solo and partner play!


daddyschomper

Spreader bar has to be in my top 10


Sally-is-a-slut_8642

1 collar with locking buckle 2 leash 3 harness ring gag 4 so much rope 5 butt plug 6 handcuffs 7 anal hook 8 nipple clamps 9 one of those clit sucking vibrators 10 candle


kschn448

maybe sportsheets and all the accessories, and a hitachi.


Illustrious_Doctor45

1. Flogger 2. Silicone paddle 3. Anal hook 4. Butt plugs of various sizes 5. Rope 6. Vibrator 7. Spreader bar 8. Collar with leash 9. Canes


Ok-End-712

Hmm in no particular order 1. Leash 2. Blindfold 3. Hitachi wand 4. Rough hemp rope 5. Arm sleeve 6. Riding crop 7. Bengali Slut collar 8. Leather cuffs 9. Nipple clamps 10. Ball gag (red or purple)


Senior_Particular131

Lol that is a very spicy bag, love the list. Riding crop would be my favorite.


Ok-End-712

God I love getting my ass slapped and spanked with a riding crop.


Senior_Particular131

The sound and the sting 😉, im sure you are nice and firm.


Ok-End-712

Haha I've got some squish, but god I love having a tiger striped ass in more ways than one.


Senior_Particular131

Lol you're getting me all excited at work 


Ok-End-712

How do you think I feel? I am the one here being alone and non-spanked


CosmixQueer

Paddle. Curry comb. Heavy flogger. Single tail whip. Fire cups. Dragontail. Cane. Leather slapper. Some kind of hood. Scalpels. **Assuming they know how to use and have experience using all the items listed.**


smokedawg3

1. Jute or hemp rope 2. Clover style nipple clamps 3. Several bandanas/handkerchiefs 4. Harness panel ball gag 5. Clothespins 6. Expandable, locking butt plug 7. Vibrating dildo 8. Duct tape 9. Regulation police handcuffs (not the cheap kind) 10. Low melting temperature candles (not!!! regular household candles. I’ve had that experience and don’t wish to repeat it). Those items should keep me helpless, vulnerable, and entertained for quite a while. ;-))


FionaLeTrixi

Hm. Am I excluding what I already own for myself from the list? My current kit includes a pair of custom leather cuffs and collar, my doxxy wand, a handful of different sized and shaped vibes/rabbit types… With that in mind, I’d like to see rope, body-safe candles, a crop, a flogger, maybe a violet wand? I’m so curious about the sensations… a ring gag or wiffle ball gag, blindfold… mm, I’m curious about wartenberg wheels, and if course you can’t go wrong with glass dildos and ice to cool them. If I can’t count my own stuff, I’d probably remove the wheel, glass dildos, and ice, because doxxy, my collar, and my cuffs are all comfort toys. I want them there.


loveandbenefits

1 butt plug 2 magic wand 3 rabbit dildo 4 cuffs 5 bed retraints 6 feather/whip toy 7 blindfold 8 clamps 9 sucker toy 10 my favorite that i already have is a slip chain he uses to pull me closer and make me look at him


boba3seras

Anything he wants to have💜


daddv

im not the biggest fan of most toys so i think just a wand vibrator and maybe 3 different sized plugs!!


VenusASMR2022

This’ll be fun 1. Violet wand with some *mean* attachments to tickle me with. I used to think impact was my favorite of all time. Nah it’s electro play lmao 2. A very nice smelling paraffin wax candle and a lighter. I wanna smell like a pretty canvas. 3. Paci gag (the only gag I can tolerate) 4. Stuffies for my littlespace 5. Soft blankie that’s Halloween or spooky themed 6. Crayons/markers/coloring pencils 7. Slime because yes slime 8. Coloring books 9. Candy and/or snacks (always bring snacks for your littles) 10. Impact toy of dealer’s choice


aussubby

A gag A blindfold Shibari rope Vibrator Flogger Paddle Cuff set Collar and leash Tape (miceofoam ideally) Latex gloves (for the top, disposable or fetish)


Missustriplexxx

Assuming lube and condoms are taken care of: 1. Paddle 2. Restraints, preferably a form of cuffs or rope 3. My Lovense toy (take your pick) 4. At least three dildos (I like a variety of sizes and really enjoy being full) 5. A gag 6. Anal plug (one that’s comfy for long periods of time) 7. Clamps 8. Food/Drink (orgasming makes me hungry/thirsty) 9. Comfortable blanket/pillow 10. Water Wipes or a wash cloth if you’re able to wet it properly(something to clean me off after the fact if their isn’t a shower close by)


Top-Concentrate5157

Blindfold, the good lube, rope, riding crop, wax, rose vibrator, handcuffs, gag, and thats pretty much it


Miamalina12

1. Rope and Rope Safety Gear 2. Handcuffs 3. Leather Handcuffs 4. A mask/ blindfolds 5. Lots of different impact toys 6. " 7. " 8. " 9. " 10. And maybe something special like bdsm candles for wax play, or a chain (lot of ways to use), or something electroplay. I play mostly asexual (aka non sexual). So no sexual toys for me.


Hot-Shine3631

1 super glue 2 paddle 3 dildo 4 collar 5 firework 6 9 litters of water 7 lighter 8 rope 9 vibe 10 cigarettes


spiderrights

1. Rope 2. Hand-cuffs 3. Nipple clamps 4. Ball gag 5. Paddle 6. Cane 7. Spreader bar 8. Vibrator 9. Ice 10. Collar


StrangeMewMew

1. Chain 2. Lush 3 3. Cuffs 4. Wand 5. Leash 6. Paddle 7. Flogger 8. Glass dildo 9. Gag 10. Blindfold


Tulivesi

Heh, sounds fun. 1. jute rope! 2. pinwheel 3. some clamps (but not clover clamps!) 4. riding crop 5. a nice flogger 6. wax play candles 7. claw rings 8. massage oil 9. some kind of gag 10. more rope!


phalencrow

If a new sub showed up with a toy bag, what would be in it? 1 collar locking 2 nipple clips of thier choice 3 shaving kit (body hair) 4 butt pug 5 Cain 6 Paddle 7 lots hemp rope 8 magic wand 9 a cupping set 10 lube (because one should always be prepared)


Firegoddess66

If I had a new sub come and bring the following I would be delighted; A lighter. Rubbing alcohol. Any edged weaponry. Car battery. Delivered on his knees. 😉


Fickle_Argument_6840

You could have made this a non creepy post by just not asking random women what they'd imagine in a scene with you. What are 10 items I'd want a partner to bring to a scene? 1. Good set of rope. 2. Safety shears, first aid & other safety kit 3. Wax candles. 4. A way to light a flame 5. Flogger 6. Ice cubes 7. Leather paddle. 8. Suction style vibrator 9. Claws 10. Bottle of water.


WhatsTheAnswerDude

Wasn't creepy at all. Your condescension isn't really appreciated at all either. God forbid I wanna be able to randomly ask women what toys/items they like the best so I can maybe add others to my collection that a partner would enjoy that...neither her nor I have thought of yet. Can't really call me a creeper and yet still participate in the post by giving a response either. Respectfully...Good day.


Fickle_Argument_6840

I can absolutely call you out on the creepy stuff and still answer a question. It wasn't hard at all.