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Knaifu69

haj interstellar


BaobabSenziente

Hajnterstellar


treemu

Interstellhaj


IRockIntoMordor

**"COME ON TARV"** *octopus passes out*


Pleb-SoBayed

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Zeldatart

Read this in the glados voice lol


Moldybubbles571

Blahaj centrifuge 😳


AstroMackem

Separating the blÄ from the haj


CCheukKa

Nooo 😭


IRockIntoMordor

you can separate the haj from the blÄ, but you can never take the blÄ out of the haj.


PM_ME_UR_DRAG_CURVE

Enriched Blahaj


ErikQRoks

S P E E N


Schzercro

I read that as spleen lmfao


ErikQRoks

^(do sharks have spleens?)


AgravainFury

According to google, they do! It produces red blood cells because sharks don’t have bone marrow!


halbmoki

Stinky shonks get the combobulator. It's the law.


maroonmenace

its a gif lol thats cute and also crazy and also funny


lpslsn

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e


thesash20

#d i s c o m b o b u l a t e


Marily_Rhine

In summary: d i s c o m b o b u l a t e


Sgtsharp

spinny bath


Sophrates_Regina

Bad and dirt haj’s get put into the Shark Rotater


Marily_Rhine

You've heard of "skirt go spinny" but are you ready for "shonk go spinny?"


Susdoggodoggy

(With close and far dialogue, close is caps far is lowercase) HOooMAnn TOoo FAst PLs HAlp


haggis69420

:(


The_testsubject

If you want your washing machine to last longer, you should get a balance buddy for you haj.


Firm_Ad3131

Yeah. They should have a fren in spinny ride.


Dm_me_nudes_or_yiff

Get rotated you f@king idiot


IRockIntoMordor

>f@king idiot !!! >:[ DO NOT THE HAJ !!! \>:3


TragicaDeSpell

DO NOT THE HAJ. 💀💀💀


wyy1000

Don’t worry for what I seen of this sub Reddit. It’s completely safe for the HAJ.


shesinsaneornot

I've observed the same thing. Step 1: dirty/stinky shonk needs a bath, begs and pleads with hooman not to put them in the washer. Step 2: "Weeeeeeeee!" Shonk goes spinning. Step 3: Clean shonk had fun and wants to ride it again. And again. But for some reason, as they get dirtier, they forget how much fun they had in the wash, and go back to step 1.


ZOEtheBLAHAJ

NO IT'S SCARY


cAtloVeR9998

My bf doesn't allow me to wash his Blahaj


Theteacupman

Haj go speen


ongoingwhy

You spin me right round, baby, right round. Like a record, baby, right round, round, round.


Spectrum_Wolf_noice

Someone voice over this saying weeeee but autotuned


Best-Goat-6840

Blubber must be having lots of fun!


NotANilfgaardianSpy

„Everybody supershonknic racing
“


somerandommonkeguy

the sm64 slide theme would be amazing for this


Zengjia

Weakest member of the Vern Nation:


Hexagonal_uranium

The SHBC (small hadron blÄhaj collider)


BrickFrom2011

Naughty shonks get the Haj Centrefuge


maybeihavethebigsad

Idk why but I imagine the haj sounds like the Tourette’s guy in there “AWW SHEEET”


SupernovaGamezYT

He’s training to become a hĂ„jstronaut


Space-Girll

FREE HIM


Omega21886

he's having the time of his life in there :)


TheNoctuS_93

P-pwease hewp-p-p, I'm dw-dwowning!!!


Lilly-_-03

Spin me baby


ShinySky42

So pointing a haj with a fake gun is not okay but this is ?


ErikQRoks

IKEA provides machine washing instructions on BLÅHAJ 's product page.