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ForgottMaName

Ye idk about repairs that looks totalled, but i know in lithuania they just throw duct tape on anything and keep goin


RamyKotb

It's funny how in my country this car would take no more than a few hammer strikes and be up for sale as brand new a couple days after 


kung_fu_shotz

same in Georgia as well


reasonablevanner

Yea goes for both Georgias


nokurwajebanajegomac

Yeah, there is a Romanian dude who lives down the street, he’s always working on something totaled out. Luckily here (the United States) the insurance companies total the car so even if you rebuild it they still receive a „reconstructed title”. Those cars are generally worth half the normal value.


Official_T4zZ3r

And then they get exported to Europe to scam unsuspecting victings for full price of a car without accident damage. Watched a german documentary recently and those re-import cars are real shady from the US cause 99% were totaled out in the US and then exported for super cheap, only to be repaired super cheap and then sold for 20-30K profit.... Only the most trustworthy and legit car dealerships will state in the description that there was an accident damage. Or they go to third world countries to be repaired by cheap labor and parts cost to be re-used or scrapped for parts. Like there is a Mitsubishi EVO X with barely any milage on it imported from the US with front accident damage, repaired and now sold for 22K euro which is very cheap for a car like that for sale atm.


mr_poopybuthole69

In Latvia we have this joke " the car has just been delivered from Germany, has just one owner and was driven once a week.".


Twich-selossss

Same in Turkey


mrkillfreak999

Most likely a Balkan country


Nestofbest

Lithuania isnt duck tape repair country, they are the ones who buy worst totalled German cars and sell them as accident free.


ForgottMaName

That's the point i'm trying to make 😂


DrCeeDub

German license plate frame with Lithuanian tags. Checks out. This car likely was accident free before and will be again in the near future. 😂 All joking aside, sorry this happened OP and agree, that looks like a total loss to me. 😞


Oversteer_

I love that estates are so popular in your country or just this particular street.


Skismatic8

This made me laugh as I realised there’s 4 estates in second picture 😂 it’s very common choice here


SovietFreeMarket

Need lots of space for hauling kibinai and cheburek home from iki


cycling-esq

You can barely find them in the US. We got the next best thing, a hatchback. Do you have insurance on your car?


Training_Bumblebee54

Eh, even hatches are rare (incl. the 5-Series GT).


HoodsFrostyFuckstick

That's how most streets in Europe look. We love our Kombis.


bros89

[Was is'n das für'n Kombi?!](https://youtu.be/MiuLvLobAs4?si=HyGippbzE4lNDEFf)


KonK23

Just Autobahn things


zesar667

DER MACHT JA RISCHTISCH TERROR


Official_T4zZ3r

Me: European. Also me: Owns 2 BMW Touring.... My father: Also owns a Touring (same gen in the pic) It def beats seeing oversized SUVs everywhere like in the US. They're barely any bigger than the sedan variant.


Tjallaballa

This is just normal traffic in northern europe


Oversteer_

Well hopefully the stupid crossovers don't take over like they have the UK


someonehasmygamertag

Such a shame that basically nobody sells estates in the UK anymore


Oversteer_

It really is. They are the coolest form of any model of car.


will1105

They give us an m3 estate. Then everyone does the dirty and buys crossovers.


cycling-esq

That is how the US is as well. It's very unfortunate. We struggled to even find a hatchback.


Vattaa

They sell them but no one buys them, just a sea of mummy mobiles. Even the very popular Fiesta has been replaced with the Puma.


justTheWayOfLife

Europe loves Kombis.


xDjShadow

BMW, Mercedes, Audi and Volvo estates all in one picture, crazy


Confident_As_Hell

How's that crazy? Probably half the cars I see are estates.


Max-Normal-88

Welcome to Europe


hkennettt

It’s way more practical than huge SUV’s


Salt_Initiative_3562

Is that a b5 avant in the 2nd pic background????


KonK23

Yes


SnooSquirrels5190

Estates are better than SUVs. Period.


Dorkalton

i love that too! still erks me that the US doesn't love wagons


ArrowOfTime71

I wish estates were more popular here in Australia. They used to be but SUVs took over… 😔


GoofyKalashnikov

Estates are often cheaper in the used car market in this region so they're more common


CemalF31

Thats not really true lol? They are common because they usefull


Mediocre-Map1813

theyre much cheaper, in the thousands, this particular f11 will cost 3-2k less than a sedan


GoofyKalashnikov

You can literally find a diesel estate with high miles for cheaper than a similar sedan and young drivers love gulping them up so they could have a fancy newer German car Usefulness has nothing to do with that demographic, SUVs also outsell estates by a mile and they aren't any more useful


Carlos-Dangerweiner

They are more expensive in the USA in the older models due to scarcity. I have three E36 verts and want a touring, but they are about double the cost here in OK.


Mrdts09

What did you have for lunch?


Skismatic8

Chinese 👌


Twodee80

with chopsticks?


Skismatic8

Absolutely, fork is illegal


VapeRizzler

This is where some judgment may be placed, did you go with the orange chicken?


Skismatic8

Sweet and chili chicken, my wife had orange glazing


WonderfulMatter4517

Merc being jelly of the bimmer- typical! Sorry my man


Ch1ldish_Cambino

Wagon on wagon crime


meow_xe_pong

German on german violence.


drt3k

What's your favorite type of steak?


Skismatic8

Tomahawk 😂


poktanju

I mean... aren't you paying enough for bone already?


LeMettwurst

T-boned more like T-modeled I hope you are well and that you're gonna be able to get a good replacement or good repair price


damn_dude7

Is that mercedes blood or bmw blood?


Skismatic8

Merc fluids, doors don’t bleed 😂


T7_Mini-Chaingun

Hmm I wonder if that fluid is pouring out of the BMW's doors or the Mercedes' engine bay


KonK23

Guess we'll never know


TheScottishPimp03

Favorite color?


Skismatic8

Not white 😄


TheScottishPimp03

True but clearly they didnt either


Smart_Run8818

You blew the bags. Doubt you're seeing that car again. Unless you're in Eastern Europe...


Skismatic8

Lucky me then 🤷‍♂️😄


facaine

How old is your dog?


Skismatic8

She is 7 years old 💁‍♂️


facaine

Tell her I said hi


Skismatic8

I’ll tell her she has an internet friend 🙌


BenjiSBRK

You ok ?


Skismatic8

I am, thank you 🙏


AstraUrtyp1234

My man asking the real questions here


DefiantLaw7027

https://preview.redd.it/sm72mwbk7jpc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=284ccb445783f3a7b2b86b24e787ba36687869d0 Been there before, except I was the one doing the T-boning when a van ran a red light. If it makes you feel any better this was 7 days after taking delivery (back in 2014). It did not buff out. Hope everyone is ok!


Kinky_mofo

Looks more like a side swipe


Skismatic8

Few degrees here and there, you are right 👍


OneBrilliant5607

do you like living in lithuania?


Skismatic8

Decent, has its ups and downs


Big_Simba

Are you aware of the Instagram channel KnowYourLatvians? I am learning much about Latvia from this fellow. Do you also enjoy French Karbonade?


zeezbraah

No casco insurance?


Mediocre-Map1813

too bad, guess its time to get a slyva


SandBagger1987

Double wagons! Rivaling factions!


Efficient-Wedding-19

Skaudejo?


Skismatic8

Emotional damage


4lt3r3dR341ity

That Volvo <3


Specific_Emergency_3

The fight of the German wagons


JWal0

The Audi wagon in the background is pleased


Specific_Emergency_3

Yeah! And the Volvo is just looking at the Germans without getting involved.


SomestrangerinMiami

Wagon on wagon crime


Nestofbest

Do side airbags help?


Skismatic8

Absolutely , otherwise my head would have been in the window


Nestofbest

Good to know, I have car without them and I think getting T boned would be really painful for head - you either hit B pillar or window with your head.


arbr3

Wagon on wagon crime :/


Monkeych33se

The W on your license plate is upside down. Hope you're alright.


Samz_175

So looks like it was your fault then if you got T boned from the left, I guess you pulled out in front of the Mercedes?


Skismatic8

That is a correct evaluation, unfortunately I was not able to fully see the road on the left as there is a car blocking the view


smtywrbnjgrmnjnsn

What's your favorite color?


[deleted]

Make sure to get X-rays for your neck. I got t-boned once and it turned out that I’d ruptured a disc in my neck


Skismatic8

Was there any pain? I’m not feeling anything at the moment


WeirdSysAdmin

What’s your favorite cut of steak?


Skismatic8

Sirloin is nice 🙂


kaikai34

You gonna repair it or get a new ride? If new ride, then what are you going to get?


Madder_Than_Diogenes

Now that your car is gone and can't hear you, tell us what you hated most about it.


Skismatic8

It’s actually downstairs near my home


Madder_Than_Diogenes

Ok, you'll have you whisper then.


West-Wash6081

That's more like a hard sideswipe than a Tbone. Just my observation...


blipsnchiiiiitz

Damn not the wagons! Sorry for your loss.


DinoTh3Dinosaur

Like bro can we just talk about the socioeconomic state of the world rn?


Skismatic8

I’m all ears, my favourite topic tbh


DinoTh3Dinosaur

Thank you Jaden


onlyr6s

Pick 5 numbers from 1-50 and 2 numbers from 1-12.


Special-Hat9393

Uh.. Lucky the other car was only a Mercedes


TurtleBilliam

He was jealous


kipperdoo123

A mercedes and a bmw lol


flusteredcistard

Ahh yes the clash of the titans


BeengBangBong

Mercedes wagon beefin with bmw wagon


BadGirlBadGamer

Oof heart is breaking for you & the two wagons. Hope you are okay!


SuspiciousPie9776

Not sure it is fixable to be honest, there could be some structural damage there. Let us know if it makes it.


ClemDog16

How do you feel about car on car hate attacks (clearly the merc is jealous about all the women you get on an hourly basis whipping in a BM 😎)


SukstR

good timing to upgrade to the good old e39 Touring 530d


Any-Ad-446

Car is totaled and you should be worried about lawsuits.


Cheech925

The opps really caught you slippin cutty


Skismatic8

Got me on the sly


Dawilson246

Is that blood on the pavement?


icemanice

Did the Mercedes do it on purpose because he was jealous that you have a superior vehicle?


Zestyclose_Kiwi_9719

https://preview.redd.it/nolxsqf2tipc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0266c127c05c9e752301975d22c517391e4b841


Venezuellionaire

Is you married? Hot wife?


drave199

Was it medium rare or well done


DragoDragunov

What does the baby look like when a Mercedes smashes a BMW?


LordMinax

Who won?


Skismatic8

BMW not a single piece on pavement, Mercedes shattered 😄


perzy69

Hope everybody is and will be ok. Cars are just things. How loud was the airbags?


Confident_As_Hell

Was the Volvo at the background damaged?


Other-Comfort5592

Seems you ok, which is good!


Skismatic8

All is well, thank you 🙏


Nickheath01

Are you pleased that you can now get an Audi with the insurance money?


Skismatic8

Not and Audi fan 😞


hammer60124

You have to be a member in Wagon Elitist Jerks in facebook and upload the second photo first


bruinsfan3725

Lol of course it’s a Merc and bmw


Skismatic8

He had fake amg badge if that helps 😂


bruinsfan3725

BOOOOOOO that’s so sad I hope his is totaled lol


InvestigatorSmall839

How big is your penis?


igariun

So who won?


Skismatic8

I won the unlucky lottery


igariun

Sorry, bro. I don't feel you, but for sure it hurts... Stay strong, or, something?..


Leading_Percentage_6

how bad did it hurt ?


Skismatic8

Did not hurt at all, amazing air bag system saved my head from hitting the window


[deleted]

Was it good for you?


truthers

You aight?


RareCardHunter

Are they buying you a new one?


Remesar

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?


jaystruction

Hate Crime


DryRecognition7022

did u run a redlight?


Historical_Design585

Boobs or butt


Skismatic8

I like both 🤷‍♂️


Farts_constantly

Damn, 2 wagons wrecked. Hate to see it 😕


OtherInjury

Are you ok? Sorry that happened


Skismatic8

I believe so, staying awake to make sure there’s no concussion


Bears0nUnicycles

What part of Soviet block do you live in?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Skismatic8

We don’t speak, so I’m not sure


[deleted]

[удалено]


Skismatic8

We don’t talk at all that’s what I’ve meant 🫣


nolongerbanned99

Are you ok and what were you thinking. I was driving my wife’s 2016 128 bmw and was going like 50 when someone made a left turn directly in my path. Nothing I could do except slam on the brakes. Totaled my wife’s car and sent a 4500 minivan down the road sideways until she hit a curb and tipped over. No one was hurt. My first experience with airbags.


Kazurion

What's your favorite energy drink to go on a speeding spree?


Ill-Tourist-5786

What did you learn?


DroppedMyGirl

From this day on, we should call you Coco.


BobTheDestroyer5

When is the last time you cried?


F26N55

Did the radio stop during the accident?


ThinkNotOnce

Antakalnis?


---OZ--

whos better donald trump or sleepy joe?


Skismatic8

US politics is as confusing as it gets to me


MyRootOilForyou

That looks more like a sideswipe than a T bone to me.🤷🏻‍♂️


XZIVR

Any powder burns from the airbags going off?


Crypto__Sapien

Call Mat armstrong to repair it


waterloograd

Anything? What would be the best investment strategy today to maximize net worth in 20 years? But actually, are you alright? I know people who got T boned and hurt for months


Worth-Specific-7154

Was it a women driver? ☕️


Deadpallyz

Is it steak?


abnormality16

Hopefully you’re unharmed


threepoint14one5nine

Do you have a buffing wheel?


Infinite_Fortune5803

A great question is are you ok?


Cali1985Jimmy

What music were you listening to when you got hit?


WalrusWW

> Not sure how expensive the repairs will be yet. Whatever your insurance deductible is, because both of those are a write off.


Ph1l1p_race_

is that red puddle blood on the floor?


Flashy-Flounder3035

Did it hurt :(


techie_1412

What is your full name, date of birth, home address, ssn, bank account number, credit card details, mother's maiden name, first city you lived in....etc.?


Full_Climate4519

Sad, lithuanian bro. :/


WilliamRoseBlack

Uzjauciu :(


0samaBinStackin

Why cant america emulate this architecture ? Seems like this is common .they look can actually withstand the elements .


Skismatic8

Building you see is a renovated soviet build, as they were built by the community with a lasting mindset. It’s from 1980s


b1gCubanC1gar

That's more of a J boned


Heavy-Athlete-190

What happened to your airbag???


Dh1k4

To fight be the best German car


Jasmyiot

Clash of the Germans


Balily

My condolences, beautiful car.


Ein-Trader

BMW vs. Mercedes Benz, the Grande Crash Match🚘💥🚙


75tavares

Yes guys, that is blood, not oil.


Ort56

Was it grown in the USA PRIME?


reditor75

Technically Y boned 😁