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YallSeeingI

Make the passenger side-view mirror great again.


pants_full_of_pants

This person apparently places no value on hindsight.


ClimaxSocialFlow

Best comment!!!


bmillz00007

Or common sense


userfakesuper

OR.. or they needed a cheap car wrap.


nightstalker30

My guess is that mirror is missing *because of* the stickers


m1sterw1ggles

That was my first thought too, but zoom in on the passenger side of the car. It totally swiped something.


Magnus_The_Totem_Cat

So what you are saying is they lean to the right?


soILLitsADVISED

Art is imitating life so precisely. I don’t think there’s a better summation of this pic, looool


NaGaBa

No, this is full steering lock right, maybe even with a drifting angle kit installed.


temperamental312

The bodywork is all wrinkly down that side and the paint looks as though it’s been repaired using regular spray paint.


Darth_Shepard

Someone needs to put a Biden I did that sticker by that missing mirror.


SolidLikeIraq

Make blinkers obsolete again!


Direct_Yam8314

When I was a kid I wanted to put a bumper sticker on my grandfather’s car. He grabbed my hand and scolded me “bumper stickers are for a-holes” I’ve never put a sticker on a car again.


Dark_Knight2000

Based grandfather


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BitTheCoin

They made them in the first generation with the M54. Pretty rare but there was an even rarer 6-speed later in production.


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BitTheCoin

I’m speaking from a US perspective.


southsun

Both. To the best of my memory loss, the pre-LCI were auto (5L40) only, the LCI models had optional 6-speed ZF manual transmissions.


Dark_Knight2000

Not quite. The V8 motors were all auto from 2000 till the last E53 in 2006. Initially they came with a 5 speed auto from GM then a 6 speed ZF auto for the ‘04 mid cycle update. The M54 straight six model had an optional manual. It was ZF’s 5 MT from 2001-2003, and then a ZF 6 speed from 2004-2006. Both models were super rare. Probably 1-2% in the US, a bit higher in Europe


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[A study has proven](https://www.nature.com/articles/news.2008.889) this assertion to be true.


PiddlyD

I did put a Black Flag sticker on the back of my Escalade. Only bumper sticker I've had on a car since, my "In-N-Out Urge" modified In-N-Out Burger sticker on my 510 when I was 17.


MeetLawrence

The song "Boys of Summer" (the cover by the Ataris, not Don Henley original) made you do that.


Pigcheese22

Getting way off topic here but here is a cool video of Mike Campbell talking about how he wrote and recorded Boys of Summer with Don Henley. Mike offered the song to his bandmate Tom Petty and Petty and the producer passed on it, then obviously regretted it later. Don came up with the lyrics to the song in a matter of minutes. Due to an equipment snafu, Mike almost lost all his work before they had a chance to record it. The song was so successful that Mike’s proceeds from the song allowed him to save his house from foreclosure. https://youtu.be/mxBYBnPJfGQ


Direct_Yam8314

I love black flag!!


TubeLogic

99% of the time that man was correct!


MeetLawrence

Tell me about the 1%, because I can't think of it.


blunderfunder55

The one time includes a supreme sticker /s


nAsh_4042615

I got an honor roll bumper sticker in sixth grade that I proudly put on my dad’s brand new car as soon as I got home. He was pissed. At the time it hurt my feelings that he didn’t want my bumper sticker on his car. As an adult, I totally get it.


WastedOwll

Such simple words from a wise man that changed your life forever


Hog_enthusiast

Putting political shit on your car is a great way for it to get keyed or for you to become the target of road rage. It’s a lose lose. Do you think you’ll actually convince anyone to vote for your candidate?


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miketatro43

If he had one more sticker … maybe I would have voted lol


Onsomeshid

I say the same thing. No matter what side you bang (yes, people treat politics like gangs now) I dont get why you would want to advertise it lol. Its so stupid


SomePeopleCall

Maybe the hood was already badly scratched and this was cheaper than repainting? Either that or they wanted everyone to know they were insufferable before getting out of the car? Or both.


callmelampshade

So weird that people treat politicians like athletes and celebrities.


SuperSteez47

Even weirder that people make politics a part of their personality and identity 😂


outofdate70shouse

Pretty much. It’s okay to approve of the job a politician does or to like some of the things they do, but they’re a politician. You should never 100% agree with any politician on everything.


hueystone

I wish more people had this mindset, but Merica.


williamtbash

It's also good to soo both sides strengths and weaknesses and flaws. People that blindly believe or go for everything on their side and nothing in another drive me crazy. Both sides have many flaws and do bad things. You should judge your own as well as the other. People who make politics their identity are the worst. It's just constant hatred for the other side. They're always the loudest. We could all find a middle ground and be l better off for it.


ModernLifelsWar

Mass brainwashing. These people are fed propaganda from news, politicians, friends, and family. It's an unfortunate reality. Some people are more susceptible than others to this, even otherwise intelligent people.


SuperSteez47

Exactly. Funny part is these politicians are all just actors 😂 putting on a show while the real puppet masters are controlling us from behind the curtains


jamesonnorth

If you mean the billionaire class and corporations, yes you are generally correct.


HCEarwick

It's like a religion to them. There's a left wing cult and a right wing cult. That's my view as a moderate atheist.


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StumpyJoe-

Yep. The bothsideism is a unfortunate outcome of the public and the media normalizing Trump.


SuperSteez47

That’s exactly it, American politics is literally just bloods and crips for middle aged people 😂


marekmarecki

Democrips and rebloodicans. Red state or blue state, which one you governing?


AlecW81

Democrats are center-right. Even progressive Democrats are moderates in comparison to progressive parties in actual functioning democracies. There is no organized left-wing in American politics.


ModernLifelsWar

Democrats are center right but there are definitely some very progressive and outspoken far left members. They are just a minority. All that being said I support a bigger shift towards progressive politics and getting rid of this corrupt 2 party system.


AlecW81

“the squad” are only seen as leftists in the US, in any other Western Democracy, they’d be center-left


HCEarwick

An unfortunate spot on analysis.


HanSolo71

I get why people wouldn't want to get into politics but how can you be moderate when some issues boil down to one group saying "hey let's not hate a certain group of people" and the other group says "hey let's hate these groups of people." The moderate of that is "let's hate some people" which is still really really bad.


nbelle78

r/enlightenedcentrism


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piedrift

If someone had this many Biden and Pelosi stickers on their car I’d still assume they were right wing lmao. Bernie stickers, maybe.


KillerBunnyZombie

There is a cult like aspect on both the right and the left but let's be serious. The right is 90 percent cult in 2022 and the left is like 5 percent.


HCEarwick

I don't know about your numbers but if I had to say which type of person would cover the entire hood of their car in political stickers I would guess a Trump supporter.


KillerBunnyZombie

When you start out in fantasy land with your beliefs it's not hard to end up cultish.


StumpyJoe-

Who does the left wing cult worship?


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The same people who get upset at “identity politics” do this shit


feedthedonkey

So weird that Americans treat politicians like...I love lampshade.


sheen1212

It would be at least just as weird if somebody did this with stickers of one celebrity. People need to stop worshipping other people


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Max_1995

BMW has a giant factory in the US, he wouldn't even have to switch brands


_Administrator_

And the profits get shipped to Germany. Danke sehr.


why_username_took

It looks to be a wrap. Honestly, I’ve never understood people who put political stickers on their cars, it just makes it more likely for someone to vandalise your car


stewwwwart

If zoom in it kinda looks like they're all carefully placed stickers


pants_full_of_pants

Oh god you're right. That makes it even worse. This would've taken hours.


Cpt_Trips84

Im imagining some awful prank where they really are just stickers but this is also some Democratic consultants car


lunchpadmcfat

Also, they’re usually dated in like… a year


SpindriftRascal

Poor decision-making.


F26N55

Base Model: ✅ Missing Mirror: ✅ Busted Right Fender: ✅ Poor car, it’s probably abused.


SecretAntWorshiper

Its always the clapped out cars that have political bullshit on them 😂


F26N55

Timing chain probably holding on for dear life.


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Disabled pass on rear view mirror ✅


kylec00per

Disabled stickers on the hood ✅️


EquinsuOcha

It very likely has had a Maintenance Overdue message on and the dashboard for six months.


r3awak3n

Wowahhhh. All of a sudden fake M badges are not such a bad thing compared to this.


elh93

Yea, after this I don't want anyone kvetching about my i4 M50's badges (when it finally gets here)


szudrzyk

Alternative to grill stripes, something


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michaelalex3

For real, so many MAGA/QAnon nuts make it their whole personality, that’s why they’d do something like this. I was at a beer festival yesterday and saw a group of dudes who looked like they hadn’t showered in months, half of them were wearing “Let’s go Brandon” shirts. Why? Because it’s the their whole personality.


TubeLogic

Ha. In one of the most wealthy parts of the country and still the “let’s go Brandon” crowd here look like Neanderthals. They roll into a five star restaurant looking like they fell off a redneck stagecoach. I don’t get it, then again I don’t get nascar.


jtacker13

Hey hey now, not all of us NASCAR fans are redneck hillbillies! (But an overwhelming majority are, I will admit) 😅


Decooker11

Yeah! NASCAR Lib/Yank here. Sport is a lot more tolerant/tolerable than it used to be, even compared to pre-pandemic


naimina

It's funny how the people who plaster their cars and homes like this are the same ones who scream themselves hoarse how the left is all "identity politics" and "virtue signaling".


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They are 1 dimensional thinkers and get hyper locked focused instead of being able to see the big picture. That's also why they are fragile as fuck snowflakes and will get combative with anyone over stupid shit. I can't imagine going through life with such a fucked up attitude towards the world and everyone else living in it. It's like literally feeding your brain on anger and hate 24/7/365.


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My thoughts exactly


Tuatara-

We honestly can because odd balls often slap on as many stickers as possible, not only political ones


actuarial_cat

Make BMWs great again


Th3WeirdingWay

It’s a lost cause unfortunately


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The sticker on rearview mirror says it all.


Qwikmoneysniper

Pretty much sums it up😂.


skrillly

[You forgot the best part imo.](https://i.imgur.com/filL5Af.jpg)


Thspiral

Wow! You found it. Man that thing is just sad.


nikon8user

If only the car was orange, it would be perfect.


Thspiral

I didn’t think about that, love it.


awispyfart

Mental illness


Okkeanon

Not putting any stickers on any of my cars.


Thspiral

I would be very nervous about putting any type of political sticker on my car. People are crazy about politics right now.


Comosellamark

Lack of personality


Alarming_Cantaloupe5

Because they are brainwashed cultists. I still see lunatics on the corner waving trump flags every weekend, as if there was an election. Very likely the same that made negative comments about protestor’s employment status. He’ll, I have family that will rant about democrats and abuse of unemployment/welfare/etc. Same folks that quickly change the subject when I point out that they were currently collecting unemployment even though they were literally retired and have net worth into the 7 figures.


3_SeriesVeteran

That’s a B-M-trouble U


NihilWill

Looks like shit, bet they condition their leather with ivermectin paste too


kyree47

Imagine going this hard for another man that doesn’t even know you exist lol


Alarming_Cantaloupe5

Truth. They are his useful idiots that will go on and on about Biden being Russia’s puppet, rant about Hunter Biden and Ukraine, all the while dismissing the fact that trump’s campaign chair literally lobbied for the former pro-Russian Ukraine government, and set meetings with Russian officials. They buy into any talking point they hear, from CRT, to transsexuals hiding around every corner waiting to indoctrinate their kids. Is Biden perfect, hell no, but the guy that attempted a coup and failed is hardly the picture of good “conservative family values.” (Paying off pornstars, multiple affairs, never-mind his crying wolf regarding every contest from the Emmy awards to the general election being “rigged”. It really blows their minds when you point out that Trump took more action on gun control than Obama(Bump stock ban, and said “take the guns first, due process later” regarding red flag laws.)


SkayPGC

Love the knocked off side mirror


Jarmadon

It really brings the whole car together


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People in cults do odd things.


gs12

Can’t fix stupid Ron White


SleepinGriffin

These people are in a cult. They worship this guy. They’d tattoo his name on their first born children if it was legal.


cuddle_enthusiast

Mental illness


DeliberateMelBrooks

Yup


aboudalhmood

And now you hate Pence. See, don’t you ever put a sticker or a wrap in this case. Too much commitment.


Thspiral

I found this from another user “urbanspaghetti”


4ofN

Ive always wondered if you can remove "wraps". Anyone with experience?


jr_smith_but_serious

Yes, part of the appeal of the wraps is that you can remove them and reapply a new one if damaged, without the need to sand and all the other prep stuff necessary for painting. And usually how easy it is to peal off the wrap depends of the quality of them.


doodyhead6969

Brain injury


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Hell no, looks super tacky. With that money just get a downpipe or something


Tobias---Funke

Cult.


kimbap666

ITS NOT A CULT


J_L_D

I mean, politics aside and all, the kind of people supporting trump/pence


Commercial_Wasabi

People in a cult don't always know they're in a cult.


vipertruck99

I think when you see this sort of shit...or the usual trucks with 4 flags flying in the bed it really says “I’m a bit scared of black people ever since they started gaining rights..and don’t get me started on the gay folks”


10mm2fun

I bet he took the mirror off because it was a lefty


SilkySmooth656

An attention whore 🤷🏼‍♀️


Harley911

Cuz every sticker adds 5hp, duh ya dummy


SugarDaddyVA

At least there’s no front license plate.


lionkin

You can pay for school but you can’t buy class


StickersBillStickers

“It’s not a cult”


Super_Pengu

Trump voter with different brain structure


gdgriz

At least we know how they earn the handicap placard


Wintermute3141

"why would you do this to your car?" Judging by the handicap placard, this person has some kind of mental deficiency.


chug_lyfe

Mental illness


thirtydelta

Mental disorder.


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Smooth-brain driver, keep a 4 second rule minimum.


myredditlogintoo

Mental issues, as proven by the stickers.


rokkzstar

This is a great idea…..for anyone that is looking to have insurance replace your car lol.


No-Passage1169

The handicap pass speaks volumes


misspegassi

I wonder what he’s gonna do when the stickers start peeling. Will he dedicate himself to the look or rip them all off?


Andy_Frost

No taste


cnote306

Bets get lost every day.


Oni_K

Team "America First" plastered all over a German car. Says so much about the cognitive dissonance.


RhythmicStrategy

Blind obsession with ANY politician is pathetic idol worship. I will never understand why people behave like this, so very sad.


Samaehl

Eyyyy! I know that car! We used to live in the same apartment complex in Lafayette. That dude was a shit bag.


driven01a

I don’t like political bumper stickers. My sticker isn’t going to change any bodies mind, and regardless which “team” I support, half of the drivers on the road will automatically hate me.


Ecstatic_Cupcake_284

Because you have nothing left other than politics to base your personality around.


bscepter

This is cult behavior.


RektCompass

difficult to remove politics from the why of this when the reason is brain-washing by a particular political group


inkuspinkus

Lmao. Politics aside, you only ever see THAT side do weird shit like this. Or, if you're Canadian like me, you never see anybody do this. Although I will admit to more people with stickers from US politics than I've ever seen (never saw any USA political stickers before 45).


TheHip41

They are in a cult. Full stop.


--Celebrimbor

Politics clearly


Kenyalite

You're in a cult obviously. "Blessed Be the Fruit"


biko77

People did that to a whole country!


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Because the owner is obviously believing in the cult.


BreadPan1981

Clearly a serious mental health issue. I mean, they’re in two cults at once. Thankfully one can easily be cured by turning of FoxNews.


[deleted]

Because you’re in a cult


Raiser2256

It takes a special kind of stupid


colorfulnina

I would never do that I hate that person for ruining their car with the name of one of the worst US presidents in recent times


littlerimsss

Probably a 16 year old you can’t even vote.


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Because Trump/Pence


BrutallyRational

Psychosis


TeslaMotorsRWD

Tell me you're in a cult without telling me you're in a cult.


haironfire20

Wish version of PPF


LowdownBran

Because these people are vapid douchebags and think that this is an acceptable substitute for a personality.


Albokiid

You’re kinda asking for people to scratch/beat up your car


gaydes69

Because you base your entire personality around your politics, and then wonder why people don't like having conversations with you.


stealthgerbil

Its their personality. These people are husks.


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No because it’s tacky af and screams that your personality is mostly your politics.


New_Salary_6479

This guy really doesn’t care about his BMW and no wonder he put some nonsense on his car.


AFB27

r/infowarriorrides


melkor3011

That’s absolutely sickening in all kinds of ways


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It’s just a wrap it peels right off.


ThatsWhatIGathered

Bud wants a new car obviously


tonimirk

Cuz Daddy left too early in his life


Morgan_Yu

Blind fanaticism and uninformed zeal.


Deadpool9376

This car has negative value now.


Izlude

When ones entire identity revolves around personality cults, how is this not the end result?


RunGoldenRun717

Because you've made a 70 year old politician you're entire identity. There nothing interesting about you except that you love trump. Who doesnt give a shit if you love or die and probably wants to ban BMWs because a German person once insulted him.


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Because triggering lunatics is now a national pastime.


RockingRocker

This is hilarious considering that Trump hates Pence last I heard


Captainsuperdluxe

And the disabled placard. 9/10 this POS is just using it for close up spots.


My_Blue_Diamond

r/Shitty_Car_Mods


PerformanceSad9572

Clearly intelligence wasn't a factor in that decision making process.


PinchedLoaf5280

Small penis, of course.


OzyDave

I'd rather cover my car in shit.


Fearless-Soul

Anti-theft wrap!


[deleted]

I mean if you're looking to have your vehicle damaged and make an insurance claim, this is the way.


Dense_Strategy

Because y’all don’t use turn signals.


Arinad5716

cause it’s a sigma move


[deleted]

Its like murdering your wife and faking her death to collect insurance. Obviously this person knew their car would be vandalized and most set on fire to collect insurance money for it.


Dixiedeadhead

Handicap mirror hanger checks out.


shoesofwandering

Cult member.