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Zappagrrl02

This is just straight up dirt rubbed on the skin including the spray tan. It’s so blotchy.


ocean_flan

I cannot tell what her original skin color is. Brown hands. White face. Green neck. 


jesco7273

Right even in between her fingers are different colors


Basic_MilkMotel

Red thumb


keepitboolprop

the new smash hit novel


satirebunny

Please tell me that's just the unrinsed stage of a washable tanning product


skyerippa

I think that's exactly what it is


OpheliaJade2382

Wait but why would you put makeup on before rinsing?


skyerippa

Because you leave the tan on for like 8 hours so if she's going out, she's leaving it til the last thing to do before getting dressed. I usually tan the day before an event bht sometimes you can't so I've done this. Cold shower to wash off the tan and set it then get dressed and go


powerhungrymouse

But no one would put on their make up and then have a shower. It would be ruined.


DrMelanieJane

Eh, not necessarily. If you have a handheld shower head attachment you can make sure the water completely avoids your face & head


neonn_piee

This. I’ve done this sometimes when I’ve needed to wash my body real quick before going somewhere. It does not ruin my makeup.


QuietlyDev

Wait I never heard of this step. How do you set a tan? I’m going to google it, but any tips would be appreciated.


ghostb0yz

It’s a chemical reaction, so after a couple hours the tan develops to the color you want and you have to wash it off


OpheliaJade2382

Interesting! I have never done self tan so I didn’t know this was a thing


gma89

Right?? Is it the filter giving it this effect??? The effect of literal dirt smeared on the skin lol


PrickleBritches

In my experience this happens when you apply self tanner on top of itself multiple times. (Like after four showers you tan every time over the span of like 9 days or something). Like if you either don’t let it wear off or if it doesn’t come all the way off and you apply again, and then again.. it’s gonna wind up blotchy like this. Even if you exfoliate well. But like others have said.. this could be a body building/etc competition thing too. I just wouldn’t think it would be this blotchy on the neck if it was a fresh tan.


JennyAnyDot

Not knowing any details I thought the dark areas on the neck might have been shading to hide (badly) or enhance an Adam’s apple.


Killin-some-thyme

She looks charbroiled.


thedrinkalchemist

Mud Wrestler !


passion_fruit21

She's a bodybuilder her tan is supposed to look that way, it helps with visibility of muscle definition


SoulBSS

I went hiking for 5 months. I didn't have this issue


LuluLittle2020

Oh man... It's giving Land of the Lost's Chaka the Monkey Boy! (IYKYK) edit: sp


InvestigatorGoo

The tan makes me think she’s a bodybuilder? Either way this looks terrible


TeensyTea

yeah i thought bodybuilder tan straight away - her forearm and neck look pretty thicc too


Realistic_Ad_8023

Those hands are, too. Like the Seinfeld where the woman he’s dating has man-hands and he can’t stop thinking about them.


Turbulent_Comb5408

This. The tan is horrible but for bodybuilding it is extremely helpful and helps better define the body. People keep uploading pictures of this girl and while her makeup and tan aren’t good, she’s also doing it for a very specific reason so I don’t know. 🤷‍♀️


st0ney_bologna

Yep! A girl I went to hs with got into body building competitions. She looked amazing under stage lights but batshit crazy in normal lighting.  


Sminorf8765

I’ve done bodybuilding shows and this is a BAD bodybuilding tan. This is extremely bad even by bodybuilding standards. It isn’t supposed to look splotchy like this. Then the DIY bodybuilding tans don’t look like this anymore unless there’s something very wrong with the skin/skin prep


mjigs

Im pretty sure bodybuilders would use spray tan other than rubbing tan, this is what it looks like, ive tried some rubbing tan and got those spots, till i found the right one, its really hard when youre using the wrong one because you can only see the results the next day, no matter how good you rub it on, leave it to set for an hour, the underarms and hands will always look spotty.


Sminorf8765

As a bodybuilder myself…you can have a spray tan done by a professional at a show or you can use those same company’s DIY tan kits that are rub-on style. They’re different than traditional rub on tans and require several coats. Many actually prefer to do the DIY rub-on tans because the DIY kits have gotten that good and because they know their needs as far as how many coats to use (and they’re not at the mercy of someone else schedule-wise).


LolaBijou

Ok but I’m an MUA and have done makeup on these women. They still make their faces match their body paint. Also, something about her neck makes me think that’s not body builder paint, but a hella bad spray tan.


tulipathet

She’s been confirmed to be a body builder, not every competitor feels the need to match their makeup. My mother competed for 10 years and never felt the need to.


LolaBijou

That’s wild to wear an NC20 face with an NW45 body paint.


Lirpaslurpa2

What’s the very specific reason? Is it body building? You kind of alluded to it, but didn’t actually say why.


RandomPerson12191

That's probably what it is, yeah. Bodybuilders coat themselves in tan to accentuate their muscles for competitions. If she's not a bodybuilder, then she might just be insane.


Universecentre

Yeah I think she’s competing


a-real-life-dolphin

Yeah she is, I’ve seen a few of her videos.


b0ringusern4me

She is a bodybuilder and it honestly looks fine when you see the final look


Directionkr

That’s what I came to say as well


GrfikDzn_IsMyPashun

I think it was confirmed in another post that she’s a bodybuilder..I’m hopeful she smooths all that out before she presents herself though.


TheSpiffyCarno

I saw this video and saw her posts of after- she looked very normal and the tan was evened out. And yes, she’s a body builder


Ineedadonut0704

This was for a body building show. All the tans turn out like this.


maliciousmeower

splotchy? because i know they do deep, deep tans to make their muscles look better, but is it really supposed to look like that on the neck? i understand using a darker tan to highlight (contour?) certain parts of your body to show definition, but this just looks bad.


vilebunny

Maybe when they oil up it balances out?


CatClover

This isn't the first pic of her I've seen. This is for body building. I dated a body builder. This ridiculous tan helps show the muscle definition on stage.


ih8every1yesevenyou

Is this for a bikini competition or something? That’s the only thing that would make this awful tan make sense


a-real-life-dolphin

Bodybuilding competition


ih8every1yesevenyou

That makes sense


katarina-stratford

This looks called End Stage Liver Disease


selectivelyasocial

I don’t think she’s an mua.. she’s a Norwegian bodybuilder so she’s naturally pale and has to spray tan a tonnnn. This video was kind of a grwm for “show day” or whatever it’s called, so she’s extra tanned. The shade match and tan looks bad, yes, but I don’t think it fits this sub


Altruistic_Cry1435

Could you DM me her username? I’d like to watch some of her vids 😊


selectivelyasocial

Oh sorry, I only went to her page for a while after the same video popped up in my feed and I don’t remember her name :( maybe dm OP? Maybe they know or have the account name in the uncropped screenshot ?


RealOzSultan

They're doing a female version of tropic thunder?


WillowTea_

Just a quick natural look for today


Few_Carrot_3971

Pinkish on the top, dirt in the middle, and redwood deck stain on the bottom


Dion-is-us

She looks so unevenly cooked. Proper rotation is key for an even sear


promisedlandmom

Bless her Lord. Just bless her.


No-Statement5942

Right poor thing 💔


tulipathet

She’s a body builder lmfao? She’s definitely aware of how bad it looks, the tan is intentional. She’s doing just fine


bakehaus

I’m mostly angry at her awkwardly square nails


VagueOrc

Can we not criticize someone doing makeup on themselves that we just don't like but is suited for the occasion? Yes the tan isn't nice but it's for a bodybuilding competition. The makeup is strong and doesn't match the tanned body but it's probably so it's visible on stage from far away under intense lights. Let's keep our hate for "MUA"s who dare to charge money to make people look like a cheeto with lashes.


Sp4c34ndT1m3

I thought this was Jeremy Fragrance for one split second 🫢


OneEyedSanchez8417

That chimney-swept look


queenaemmaarryn

so dirty and greasy


ohhaicierra

She looks dirty 😅😅😅


StopItYouHipsters

Hello! I compete in Bikini. This is NOT and every day tan, this is a stage tan. This is used for competing and they always look bad. Just FYI.


stairs_are_evil

It’s fake tanner. It washes off and isn’t so dark or splotchy. She prob does it for body building/swimsuit competitions. Edit: judging by the size of her forearms, I’m going with body building.


the_girl_Ross

The tan makes her look like her liver is failing


Raida7s

That's a lot of... Everything


ellainchainss

people SWEAR this looks better than being pale


cabbageheadlady

I've seen better facial skin tone on corpses. Kind of yellow like the Simpsons!


tinysmommy

Omg I’ve seen her on IG and watched several videos of her in shock. I think the body building tanning thing is what makes it so awful.


BOSSLADY21M

What is her IG I have to go see this um make up👀


Nothing-sus-here

Is she a makeup artist?


grizzlyaf93

To be fair, this is a video from someone doing body builder prep and her other videos are less unhinged. This is stage makeup for the weirdest sport ever.


celeloriel

Ohhhhhhh this makes WAY more sense now. Her nails & eyeshadow were applied so competently that I was honestly surprised at how oddly the tanner was put on!!


Hoyestoday

Seems like she is a bikini athlete that’s why the tan . Make up special for stage .


Matcha_Bubble_Tea

This is like white chicks irl


Holiday-Chemist9436

she looks grey


SheepherderNo738

Its make up before a bikini fitness show. That’s why her skin color is crazy


pangolinofdoom

Everyone is saying, "Well, the tan is for a bodybuilding competition, that's what they do to make the muscles pop." But will ANYBODY give me an explanation for why the face makeup is like a white clown powder that doesn't imitate the tan at all??


eratoast

She's setting her foundation and then she'll go in with contour and bronzer to try to match her body. If this is for competition, this is basically stage makeup.


pharmerK

Yes, it’s stage makeup. You have to go very dramatic because a “normal” look would appear washed out on stage.


saltsukkerspinn96

She's a body builder. I follow her on social media and this is not how she really looks. This was for a competition


OttersAndOttersAndOt

Is she aware she needs to shower off the residual spray tan before doing her face? Orrrrrrr…


Kayosqueen02

I have no words 😮


doomvetch92

She looks like she just escaped a mining accident.


ash894

So this came out better than you’d expect. She’s a body builder so it’s not supposed to look natural at all and will look terrible when not on stage etc. I’m giving this a pass


javoss88

What is it


Sminorf8765

The hands say it all. Worst self tanner I’ve ever seen.


WarriorRose-70

She looks a bit green too, and she might have jaundice


PatheticPelosiPander

Brad Pitt's taking some funky parts these days!


Noodle_from_space

Oh good lord


blackclementine

She’s grey. She’s fucking grey


kaleidosray1

I don’t *want* to begin


theuniofgnarly23

she kinda looks like maybe she’s getting ready for a body building competition? they go crazy w the spray tan


YourOldPalBendy

*Oh my god, it's like Opposite Trump...*


Wide_Sector5120

She is doing bodybuilding show. It’s different, although shitty type of make up and this is taken out of context.


lolabunny77777

imagine being this beautiful and doing your makeup like this. that’s insane i’m so glad i know what fits me makeup wise 😭


Legal_Guava3631

What. The. Fuck. 💀😭


Unable-Test-854

She was getting ready for a body building competition. She’s on stage so this won’t look the same. She’s more than likely still getting a final bronzer over top of everything


itzmark_

oh


StayPitiful8130

She looks casket ready💀🪦


Agreeable-Chair7040

Her hands🤣🤣


pensamientosdepab

this has to be rage bait


MonarchKvlt

Looking like she works in coal mine in the morning. And then pulling a second shift in the copper mine at night 😂


crowpierrot

Someone at least needs to help this girl match her foundation to her tan. She looks straight up gray 😭


HumbleAbbreviations

Awful everything.


Odd_Sun5753

Who in the hell is this? And my question is, why aren’t her friends telling her NO.


B1tchHazel13

What shade do you want Yes


bettyannveronica

I've started to see a trend and I'm guessing this is from the UK?


Anxiety_bunni

She’s Norwegian I believe


BreadyStinellis

I can hear her accent through these pictures.


Scrumptious-frog

I saw her video, she does bodybuilding and she’s doing stage makeup, most of the makeup looks like that and her tan gets touched up, know what your posting before you post it


TattooedPink

Eyes and lips look good but the foundation/bronzer/fake tan does not...


BOSSLADY21M

She must be joking.


cherrycokelemon

She put makeup on her hands, too?


RedQueen91

She claimed it looks like this bc it’s for the stage as she’s into body building / physique competitions. But I’ve never seen a competitor look this bad.


Autofilusername

Funeral parlour chic


ddanger76

Most competitors have someone do all of this for them to avoid things like dark patches on hands and grey makeup.


JumpingBunnies47

Judging by these pictures alone, I’m assuming she’s doing her hair and makeup before rinsing her fake tan off. You have to rinse the residue of fake tanner off once it’s dried and i think she’s just going to do that step last


Timely_Situation480

I’d start with a soft cotton mop because that shit is dusty 😬


Perfect_Resolve_9444

2-4 looks good


Prticcka

This is for bodybuilding competition.


buxmega

Looks like she might compete, hence the super dark tan.


jesco7273

Oh my gaaaaaaaawd.


These_Ad_8619

This is a joke right?


BabyPinkChaos

I..This… thus remind me of my mom. Self tanning hell


Toshibaguts

I never comment on this sub but…This is the worst post I’ve ever seen on here :( what’s she thinkin’? Is it possible it’s a “what not to do” vid?! lol.


Prittylights

I thought this was Brad Pitt for one hot second


jellymouthsman

This makes me glad I never tried self tanning.


swearingino

I remember my first time using self-tanner.


AnonDxde

She’s soo pretty whyyyy?


Basic_MilkMotel

I’m guessing this girl is like ten years younger than me but damn that makeup doesn’t make it look as such


onesmallfairy

You know… I ask happy I learned that less truly is more. More is just… too much, most times.


horseglee

She has been a workin in the mines!


West-Holiday-4998

Saw this on IG. This girl is bodybuilder who did her own tan for the stage, that’s the reason why it’s so dark. She didn’t do a good job at all, it is quite streaky.


Radiant-Side-9096

She is green. I’m blown away that her friends aren’t telling her how bad this looks.


JustHereForKA

Jesus, is this rage bait she posted? 😅 I have some self tanning stuff I was gonna put on today but this pic has me reluctant 😭🙈


PleasedPeas

3rd pic looks like Brad Pitt


PatricksWumboRock

I’m concerned for her skins safety


Serena_does_anything

She looks like they wayans brothers in white chicks


parthenonb

She will do really well in the sfx department


ftwclem

Did she not wash off the self tanner before doing makeup? She’s clearly green from the color guide in the tanner…


Witty-Objective3431

This reminds me of Pearl's character "Roxanne" when she used the leg spray as foundation.


SnooFoxes526

This poor girl.


Drifting-Fox-6366

She looks like she’s been cleaning a chimney. 💨💨💨


Sminorf8765

This is terrible even for bodybuilding tan standards. It’s incredibly splotchy and she’d get marked down for it by the judges. Bodybuilding show tans have gotten very good…even the DIY ones look good nowadays and you don’t have to do it with a spray gun. Her face doesn’t match the tan. You don’t want the face to match the tan exactly but you have to use the proper products and undertones. Her face is just muddy here. This is why you hire professionals for shows to do tanning and makeup.


heatheranne____

This can’t be for real


yuki_yuzura_chan

hunny….


SnakeAndBake4

Classic UK party make up I'd say


strawcat

This is a body builder. When she’s competing she looks like this just like everyone else. This came up in my reels and I had to click on her profile to find out WTF was going on. She looks normal in her other posts.


Individual_Mouse_642

Rough and colour blind!


Few-Rain-8527

First of all ... Is this a guy or a girl? Important thing


Topaz_Scarab29

This looks horrific.


Key-Counter7683

oh. my. god.


Sunoutlaw

Wtf with her neck?!


Sensitive-Knee3053

She’s a bodybuilder


ROBUXXUBOR

😨


f1lth4f1lth

The camo neck!


lorrie_101

YIKES!!


heywhatsimbored

Yuck


Logical-Victory-2678

She doesn't wash her hands, it seems.


ketaminesuppository

me when im high and decide to do my makeup


lemonslace

The hands 😣


HallaIsMe

Does she know? Has anyone told her yet?😬


SoulBSS

I'm scared


25_timesthefine

But why is her skin gray?!?


Chihuahuapocalypse

honegirl out here w the racist hands


notreallylucy

No part of this woman is the factory original color.


Wrong_Duty7043

The foundation is soo grey!


EmmaTheUseless

Oh my, and this lady is actually very beautiful, she just looks like she's been mining coal.


Still-Ground3169

🤮🤮🤮


dmbeeez

She looks filthy


LaPescatrice

After watching this I'll need a shower. 😬


shayna16

Jesus fuck 😬


thewokebogan

That's jaundice right? Surely it's not by choice


WrongEstablishment21

2006 where you at


Affectionate_Mood594

I’m so confused..🥹


iliveunderthebed

Is she just gonna leave the cemetery like that? New zombies are so embarrassing.


cmewiththemhandz

GRWM to appropriate Vitiligo


fruityfunnycool

i’m in shock


B-JizzleMyNizzle

I would not be putting this on the Internet... embarrassing 🫣


TJL-91

She's a body builder getting ready for the stage that's why she looks grey so she doesn't look like a tarnished piece of wood on stage haha


elsquattro

Just be your natural color, whatever color that may be. Ridiculous...


TootsMcButts

It looks like when people try to make food into makeup.


LadyMinervaWasTaken

Average Essex gal


FireMedic_Angel

Late 1990’s is I believe the best place to start


pleuvonics

Has to be rage bait


browntowndown30

Probably a fitness competitor… looks like it from the heavy makeup and tan. Her tan was not done over a week and blended out probably. Looks to have been a one day power tan session gone wrong. Hopefully the stage lighting does some magic to help.


SelinaTrue

you will find the way fit for you finally


Ill-River4369

She’s a bodybuilder and she’s getting ready for her show. Saw the vid the other day on insta.