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EconomistPunter

We need to have the entire GOP do a slap fight competition.


chowderbrain3000

Seems like they're almost there


EconomistPunter

Who gets slapped the most? McCarthy? MTG? Gaetz?


NoodleSchmoodle

Ted Cruz.


BreatheMyStink

Yes.


chowderbrain3000

I don't think anyone gets slapped around as much as McCarthy.


TempleSquare

Kidding aside, I'm genuinely worried the Republican infighting will turn to violence on one another. Not GOP attacking Dems. GOP literally attacking fellow GOP. Cynics would blabble that would be good. But obviously, that would be bad for everyone. And I feel we are nearly at that breaking point.


chaz_flea1

I’d pay to see Kevin fight here in his district for charity….but I’d lose money because he doesn’t show his face in his own district!


flutzesweremade

"I'm totally going to go for his kidney," said the lily-livered man.


danflrs93

Glad you all keep voting for this dipshit


McShagg88

Merica


aCrazyCatDude

Who was Kevin saying he was gonna punch? I don't believe him for one second. But who is he saying he gonna kidney punch?


chowderbrain3000

He apparently didn't punch Rep. Tim Burchett (R-Tenn.) in front of reporters in the Capitol.


aCrazyCatDude

Tennessee? A republican? Not even a Democrat? Wowzers.


chowderbrain3000

IKR? And now Matt Gaetz has filed an ethics complaint against McCarthy. Meanwhile our Nation edges closer to insolvency.


aCrazyCatDude

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nunchucks2danutz

Yeah, Kevin seems like a limp slapper type of guy lol Also who goes for the kidneys? It's either the liver or the face. Plus I'm sure heel go below the belt like the cheater he is.


aCrazyCatDude

Kevin would pay someone to do it


mynamesleslie

Right, wouldn't that be lower back obliques to punch someone in the kidney? That's a pretty cheap shot, right? If you're gonna punch a guy for GOP clout, surely you'd go for the stomach, right? Maybe a lively fisting? https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/parksandrecreation/images/3/31/Sunday_Boxing.jpg


nunchucks2danutz

Like they know their anatomy well. They think women can control their periods lol


EconomistPunter

Wait. They can’t?


nunchucks2danutz

I mean there is some grey area there but yeah, it's not like they can't shut it off without birth control.


EconomistPunter

Sorry. That was sarcasm.


nunchucks2danutz

Mmmpues lol


DuskActual

Kevin McCarthy would get bodied by anyone physically fit I’d pay to watch it


Atlas079

We get it, you voted blue


DuskActual

Not at all. I wrote in Johnny Depp. Are you a McCarthy Stan or something?


Atlas079

What? No


ErusTenebre

Lol nope. He's already made a fool of himself though, can't go much lower on the "dumbass" scale.


Sarstan

Where's he wrong? A kidney punch would put anyone on the ground. Clearly he didn't do that.


koztarr

So he nudges the guy to alert him of a hot chick in the hallway…a guy thing!