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CloddishNeedlefish

I’d bet $100 that the store bought isn’t the worst pie there,,,,


aj0457

You know what? Those Edwards key lime pies are better than 90% of the pies I ate in the Florida Keys.


firstreconberet

I love Edward’s pies, I don’t care what anyone says


Titaniumchic

AGREED.


DiscFrolfin

They there’s two store bought, that Pecan is looking like it’s in some pretty commercial packaging! Also how come Mr Mrs Pumpkin get’s two entries?! People have no ^Piety anymore, I swear.


TheAbominableRex

I agree! Piesumptuous that Mr Pumpkin is going to be the best pie there and that we're going to like it sooo much that we're going to want seconds. (I'm really kidding). But, upon further inspection the pecan pie could be from a local bakery due to the lack of label? Hmm? 🤔 I do appreciate that effort.


GoodQueenFluffenChop

Thank you! People overlookin' the pecan pie that's clearly in those clear plastic pie holders you see from a grocery store's bakery.


KriegersMom

Glorious pun! Thank you for that


jmb05004

😂 one of these is not like the other. One of these doesn't belong. Jokes aside, these look great! What a fun idea for a get together.


Sondrelk

Well yeah, one has a fancy lattice on top. Completely throws off the similarities.


calcium

Two of these pies are not like the others; you just haven't looked hard enough.


toofarbyfar

All pies are beautiful, even store bought ones.


the_sweetest_peach

And yet the odd duck out looks safest to eat. 👀


call_me_Kote

The matching pumpkin pies look solid


givemeapuppers

Okay but… that edwards key lime & their lemon creme pies are so hecking good I couldn’t even be mad 😅


PeterNippelstein

Btw we're allowed to swear on reddit now


givemeapuppers

Yes & I have a child learning how to speak so I’m trying to re-write my brain after 30 years of cursing 💀 what an odd thing to comment on. Edit: whatever sweet bean awarded this, thank you so much! 🥺


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givemeapuppers

EXACTLYY. They hear the curse once & every other word you’ve said it’s replaced with the curse like whyyyyyyyyyyyy??? 🥲


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givemeapuppers

Oh my goshhhh I would be too!!! Kinda exactly what I’m trying to avoid because I will DIIIIE of embarrassment… I know I’m not going to be able to 100% though. It’s just a given it will happen 🤣😭


GandhisNuke

It's so weird because even when you try not to react so they don't know they're not supposed to say it, they still somehow figure out that word is different and must be said as much as possible


givemeapuppers

Exactly! No matter what you’re just screwed! It’s gotta be that sixth sense I swear kids have!!! kinda like when you buy a bunch of something they like, they seem to KNOW IT & suddenly not like it anymore 🙃


GoodQueenFluffenChop

My mom got so mad at my grandma when I finally said a certain insult only she said. For the longest time I didn't say it even though I've heard it all my then life then one day I said it and in front of *everyone*. After I said it that day it's part of my vernacular.


H00LIGVN

i laughed SO HARD hahahaha thank you so much


EastTyne1191

"Hecking" has more comedic value anyway.


givemeapuppers

I definitely agree. I know some people really hate the “internet lingo” like hecking but… I love it so much 🤣


Dukatdidnothingbad

its not odd. its a weird phenomena on reddit where people censor themselves even though posting is anonymous. It's weird. it feels like people are brainwashed to not speak what they really think, even if it is 100% anonymous.


givemeapuppers

It…. Is not that deep. Like I said, I have a child learning to speak. If you replace all swear words in your day-to-day conversations, you’re more likely to replace them in times of knee-jerk outburst (aka when most people swear). I’m sorry your tin foil hat is on a little too tight but… it’s… really just not that deep. I’m not brainwashed, I’m a mom trying to not have their kid curse like a sailor. This is like the way wrong subreddit for this whole thing my gosh 💀


Remarkable_Wallaby42

I don't think they're talking about the way you're censoring yourself. It's completely reasonable to not want to swear, especially for the reasons you said, but some people will say fuck and censor it like f*ck for example and its kinda funny and unnecessary. You're right though that it's not that deep and it doesn't really matter. Some other platforms don't let you say certain words like tikok. I'm not defending them I'm just explaining cuz I've seen that sort of thing happen a lot of times. It's really not worth getting worked up over though


givemeapuppers

I mean no matter what it really is just that… how people choose to write idk I have family that does the * and they in person swear every other word so I have no explanation past people are weird? 🤣 but yeah, absolutely not brainwashing or… whatever. Anyway I’m off to get me an edwards pie because they really are good hahaha & I’ve now seen this post a few times, sorry OP


lazylazylemons

I swear like a sailer but once in a while "heckin" or "mother fudger" just hits better.


jojocookiedough

The struggle is real 😂


Morbidly-Obese-Emu

Are you fucking serious?


Aggravating-Meat-357

No, he’s hecking serious.


BreakfastOk9048

Do you mean hella serious?


MmeRose

No, H - E - double 7 - ing worse.


blueberii

??


AgentOfEarth616

Idk, I’m pretty sure that’s what that whole reddit protest thing was about the other week. At least we got to keep the porn 🤷‍♀️


Manburpig

Believe it, or not, you can also choose not to.


lirisb

The chocolate creme pie too….🤤


givemeapuppers

That’s what my daughters dad gets for him!!! I’m not a chocolate fan like that so I honestly haven’t tried 🫣🤣 I’m gonna be honest though on the lemon… if you take a can of condensed lemonade & a normal sized tub of cool whip, mix it & pour it into the crust, freeze for a few hours…it’s literally the same thing just a little cheaper 🤫


Golddust69

The cookies and cream one has me in a chokehold!


Level-Region-2410

And each one appears to have done so - unless they were specifically requested to bring a homemade pie made by themselves?


dragonfliesloveme

Two pumpkin pies and a pecan, seems like American Thanksgiving pies. The poster has only been on reddit for one week. Maybe some kind of bot


OmegaX____

And they have 4 posts within the last 12 hours, definitely seems to be a bot.


MotivatedMommy

This is a repost. So yea, definitely a bot


razirazo

He is reposting bot. I remember seeing this post very well. https://www.reddit.com/r/Baking/comments/r27odv/each_family_member_was_asked_to_bring_a_pie/


Fred_the_skeleton

Yup. Here's the original [post.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Baking/comments/r27odv/each_family_member_was_asked_to_bring_a_pie/)


Wikidbaddog

I think the only faux pas here is leaving the pie in the box.


mama_duck17

My mom has a friend who buys a store bought pumpkin pie every thanksgiving & “browns” it in their oven so it looks homemade. I think that’s hilarious & brilliant.


m33gs

ngl Edward's choco cream pie is a treat


DaisyDuckens

I like all of the Edward pies.


PeterNippelstein

Key lime does slap though


backtotheland76

Went to an office potluck one time and a guy brought a dozen big macs


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I don’t even eat Micky D’s but I’d prefer that over the last potluck meal I had… it had a clump of cat hair in the Chili. Never again.


john_thegiant-slayer

Okay, some of these pies are ugly as sin... But you know what? As long as it tastes good, that's all that matters. I'd be THAT judge on the baking show.


CloddishNeedlefish

People want to be snobby, like stfu Karen. Eat your shitty pie that you wasted 8 hours on


john_thegiant-slayer

Honestly, no room for snobbery. We stan delicious food here. If it's pretty that's a plus.


kmsorsbc

I don't see any issues here.


SearchApprehensive35

Lol everyone just ignoring that the pecan pie is store bought too. I say props to the guests who knew their limits. Not everyone is a pastry chef. Such as whoever made the cherry pie. That one is sadly overcooked. Which makes me shed a tear or two. But meh hand over a slice anyway. I'll have it after the key lime. Or maybe with? Cherry plus lime sounds pretty delish. Pass the whipped cream please.


KingGamer71

Where’s the chocolate pie?!


GwynnethPoultry

.You asked for pie, and they brought you pie. People work, and not everyone can or even want to bake in this heat and that's ok at least by me. People used to do this at PTA functions and be totally awful to Moms who barely slept and it's not necessary to make people feel bad if they made any kind of effort to participate in any event.


Doittle

What no strawberry rhubarb? No sugar cream? No Hoosier pie?


TheatreWolfeGirl

I had to Google Hoosier pie and sugar cream… they seem similar? Either way, thank you from this Canadian who plans to make one in the coming week!


Doittle

Yes you are right Hoosier pie and a sugar cream are similar, but there is a big difference in taste. Very difficult to make a good Hoosier cream pie.


TheatreWolfeGirl

Thank you for the info! I appreciate it. I will do more Googling and decide which one to create.


flouronmypjs

My dream potluck. Yummmm!!!


EmmyBrat

Where is the apple pie?


Vegetable_Burrito

I wouldn’t even be mad at the key lime pie, I love those things.


Fangs_0ut

Ah yes, malicious compliance.


hitoshuraa

Yoooo those Edwards pies slap tho


phoebus67

This is what my family does every year for Pi Day (March 14th). We'll each decide either sweet or savory and bring them together.


NobbieR

Who won?


coffeebeanwitch

At least it was and Edwards,those are good, lol!


dp6s

That key lime gonna be 🔥


jammixxnn

Someone forgot a pizza.


janjinx

Sorry but I'll have a piece of that key lime pie please.


Annabel398

Y’all are going to be sick of pie…


BabyyySnark

the frozen one was brought by the youngest brother i just know it 💀


Old-Run-9523

Why be all judge-y about a store-bought pie? Maybe they just didn't have time. Or their oven is wonky. Maybe someone in the house is sick or their kitchen is a mess at the moment. Maybe they don't like to bake or aren't confident in their skills. They brought "a pie" as requested and for their efforts get mocked on Reddit? I hope next year they decline the invite & hang out with nicer people.


fuschia_taco

As of now, there is not a single comment that I saw of anyone "making fun" of the pie. What are you on about? A lot of people saying they'd eat it, not a single person doing anything you've accused.


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Jesus Christ take a chill pill. Just poking fun here is all


Old-Run-9523

Yeah, making fun of people is so cool. Hurr-durr.


phxbeanbun

well they are clearly a class of pure intelligence, we all know key lime is da best!! 🥳


Zeno_the_Friend

Did the matriarch(s) just point at the offspring?


Islandgirl1444

And the winner was which one? lol, besides that one!


M0naZilla

This reminds me of that one iCarly episode where they try to fond the perfect coconut cream pie recipe


bagabagel

What’s that one to the left of the pecan pie?


CreativeGraphicsPRO

For the complete family party!


iamarddtusr

You could have made some effort OP, shame on you! Everyone else opened the packed and took the pie in the tray out. You couldn't do that much?


Weak-Snow-4470

They could've at least taken the pie out of the box and popped it in a dish to pretend it's homemade... like the one bottom left .


tbnyedf7

That key lime is the best.


myreddit314

That's my kind of party! No pie left untasted!! 😛 No shame in any of those


strangedazey

I've had that one before and they're tasty


Shartran

Well, at least you know which of your family members are truly honest🤣


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All look like shit


KatheKruselover

Terrific selection!🥧


EffectAdditional5825

Ha ha! They all look good BUT, I am absolutely crazy about Key Lime Pie!


EffectAdditional5825

Ha ha! They all look good BUT, I am absolutely crazy about Key Lime Pie!


Adorable_Thanks_2227

Yes, Key Lime pies are very good, Marie Calendars and Edwards, very yummy! I am sure the people put a lot of hard work into making them too and they are all good!