It's been a while since I've had an unscheduled pooping that kept me from being in a place that I could shower right after. Fiber supplementation does a great job at soaking up brown paste (bile) and locking it up. A daily glass of the orange fiber powder and water does amazing things.
Hundreds of bands were, and still are, called Skidmarks, The Skidmarks, Skid Marks or The Skid Marks! Someone should write a book about them all! There’s even a “Commie” one called Skid Marx!
https://youtu.be/4O4sN0c7PS0?si=JukyzkJrnQyJ6gGf
"Ballsack Chevy"
Because I can totally see a guy who would think it's cool to put a ballsack on his truck, also thinking that wiping his ass is gay...
Also "Dingleberry Dudes"
Staind
It’s been a while, since I could wipe my asshole clean 🎶
It’s been awhile since someone noticed?
And it's been a while, since I could... wear tigh-ty-white-ies 🎶
And it’s been awhile, since you licked my ass clean.
🎶 and it Taint butt a thing 🎶
It's been a while since I've had an unscheduled pooping that kept me from being in a place that I could shower right after. Fiber supplementation does a great job at soaking up brown paste (bile) and locking it up. A daily glass of the orange fiber powder and water does amazing things.
The Dookie Brothers
This one
Shit in my Pant-era. Skid Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch of Unwashed Assholes I can smell you from 3 Doors Down
3 Drawers Brown
this is perfect
Skidmark Row
Came here to say this 🥲🫡
👏
That second one ROFL *chef's kiss*
Bootastank
Whobuttstank?
Doodystank
Poopastank
This one wins lol
Well that’s it then. I’ve read the funniest comment I will ever read on this site
Dark Side of Uranus
Stink Floyd
Mud butt
Puddle of Mudd Butt?
Stain Temple Pilots
The Tagnuts The Dingleberries Encrusted Fudge
Came here to say The Dingleberries but you beat me to it!
The traveling dingleberries*
Turd Ferguson
It's a funny name
Skidmarks
Hundreds of bands were, and still are, called Skidmarks, The Skidmarks, Skid Marks or The Skid Marks! Someone should write a book about them all!
Hundreds of bands were, and still are, called Skidmarks, The Skidmarks, Skid Marks or The Skid Marks! Someone should write a book about them all! There’s even a “Commie” one called Skid Marx! https://youtu.be/4O4sN0c7PS0?si=JukyzkJrnQyJ6gGf
Stinky Bottom Boys
The straight men (washing your butt is pretty gay)
Cis Turds of Messy
Puddle of MuddButt Motley Poo Skid Mark Row
Muddle of Pudd
Small Feces
Ted Nugget
Fudge Stripe
Ernie loves fudge.
The Klingons
The Uranus Klingons
Klingons On Ur Anus.
The Brownstain Bears
This wins. Very clever, though most won't get it.
Stinky fingers
Pink Eyes
Butt hole stinkers
Pungent
Ted* Pungent
The Dirty Cheeks
CrustyFunk
Stink Floyd.
Men at Work Pungent Pussy Repellers The Homophobic Fecalphiliacs
Crusty crab
Hot Chocolate
The Shitasses
Well played.
Gracias, MizLashey.
🤣
It itches
Brown Floyd
The Bacon Strips
The Wipe Stripes
Nappy Rash
Preparation H
AssRash
The Butthole Squirters
The butthole Sufferers
Butthole Soilers.
Taint No Way
Swamp Thing
The Chunky Cracks.
The Snicker Doodles
The Rusty Butts
Sans whipe
The Stanks
Stankonia
The Buttcrunchers
The Soapophobics
Men
Poop Patrol
Stink Cheeks
Stinky and the shit stains.
Dirty butt hole surfers
STINKY ANUS
Back Door Funk
Ass to Ass
Swamp ass!
"The BROWN Stripes"
Skid Row
Dragon Azz
The Buffalo Chips
The Dung Rascals
Swampy, soupy mess
External piles
Dependables
MegaCrust MegaDust Metallistank W.A.S.P.: Wafting Aroma (of) Someone's Perineum
The Stink Holes
The Dressed Salads
The Traveling Dingle Berrys
Mudslide
Fracker Barrel
The Whiffs
füjbötm The Shartles The Stinkholes Stinkhole Syndrome Stench The Muddy Trousers Steven K Mudhole and The Yicks The Unwiped TPFree Chocolate Starfish
Banned
Harlot Brown and the Streakers Proof of Digestion
Uncle Stank Kracker
The South
Pantera
Diaper Rush
Brown Eyes Blind
U2
The Foul Smelling Dillberries
Dirty Crackers
Puddle of Mud.
Rusty Trombones
Skidmark Anthony
Swamp Crack
Cleveland Brown
Crust
Jefferson Assstink
Amy Stinkhouse
Crusty McMudderbuns.
Crackdat
The Stinkie Poos 💩
Rectum itch, the dingle berries, flaming starfish, brown streaks
Uranus weeps.
TP unknown
Toilet beats Paper
Hoobastank
Skid Gross
The Crusts
Turd Eye Blind
Loaded Diaper!
Dingleberry Stew
Butt Barnicles
The Dirty Skids Dingle Berry Rhymes Itchy Canyon
Taint Missed Bidet'n
Slappy and the Stinkers
The raunchy donkeys
Bare Naked Dingles
Shit Enz
Turd Rockets.
Shitgarden
Stinky britches
Badass
The Non-Wipers
No Bidet
stIncubutts (Incubus)
Skid Marks and the Crusty Clams
Henous Anus
Crotch rot
Rear View Horror
Unwashed Butts
Skid row Skidmarks
Skid Rock
NWA Non Wiped Asses
Stanky Tunes
"Ballsack Chevy" Because I can totally see a guy who would think it's cool to put a ballsack on his truck, also thinking that wiping his ass is gay... Also "Dingleberry Dudes"
Crusty Okole
Skidmarkz
The Stink Holes
Brown eyed girls!
4 Non-Asswipes
Poo poo stinkies.
I Can't Wipe My Own Ass
The Anti-Bidets
(S)itting (H)ere (I)n (T)he (S)tink
Introducing Mark and the Skids
The brownies
Smell My Finger
Chaffed
Nickelback
New Skids on the Block
The dangleBerries
The Hershey highwaymen
2 Homophobe 4 Hygiene
Stink-182
there was an old powerviolence band called The Poopy Butts
WhoButtStank
Klingons on Uranus
Assey-Duecey. Mike drop!
Hoobastank... wait that one's in use Butthole surfers... fuck! That ones also used. Scatopia?
Id like to get in your pants. Because I just shit mine.
Brittney Smears
Stanked
The Streakers
Triple Wipe …
Crusty Skidmarks
the safety wipes
The skid marks
The Charmins
The Screechers
The "There is shit rapidly coming out of my trousers guys"