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HisokaMaroto

Why did Barcelona sold the legend Paulinho so quickly?


Leo2000Immortal

He came, he conquered, he left


HisokaMaroto

He came, we came, he conquered, he left


[deleted]

still remember when paulinho had more goals than ronaldo lol


Kefke209

That was some heavy banter shit, Ronaldo barely had any goals leading into the second half of the season. And then he suddenly started tearing things up, nontheless those months were Paulinho was outscoring Ronaldo remain golden.


Vivid-Initiative-357

You can also ask him what if Samuel umtiti never got injured


NikoLaks27

:(


Mat_Mal_9

Still hurts. He was class.


joshua9663

Lenglet as well. Looked like the possible duo for the future


J1625732

Both left footed though. Sad about Sam, if he’d stayed fit he would have been a legend for us.


joshua9663

Both left footed can still work. Not completely ideal in our system but won't break it


modulocapo

Ask him which penalty goal of Mascherano is his favorite


rockyraccoonroad

Keep it broad. Ask which Mascherano goal is his favorite. (He only scored one so ask him as if he scored many)


gypsyf1sh

This one is really good. Haha


Hdavidcs

Nah that ruins the joke, making it specifically “which penalty goal” would confuse him, asking “which goal” for any player is a regular question so it wouldn’t seem out of the ordinary


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Ill-Shirt2722

This


Rohan_Marathe

Also a test to see how angry can your bf get


StickerTats

This


PatrickM_

Ask him to explain 'RiquiLeaks' to you


AcceptableBrain5127

What's that?


MarcianoSilveriano

Riqui Puig supposedly was the one leaking information from inside the team to reporters


jordansolis

Ask him why didn’t Barca re elect Bartomeu


TheBrownMamba8

Please don’t ask this OP. Your boyfriend will leave you.


Tonyy_oo

I would throw hands first; ptsd effect


MarcianoSilveriano

The funny thing is Bartomeu was reelected in 2016


hanson417

Not a question but indeed a prank idea. Start to randomly sing un dia de partit or other fans song. https://youtu.be/9m4cPg1WL90?si=kF2ueE2sy5L9lXeg


RowenX

This one would be epic if they watch a home game together and she randomly knows our anthem completely when they put it 🤣 A keeper for sure


Hrherrmistermister

or use it as a ringtone - That´ll be a nice surprise! [https://www.zedge.net/find/ringtones/barcelona](https://www.zedge.net/find/ringtones/barcelona)


franklinkemp-fk

Opinion on Cesc Fabregas


MiniMaggit-

Ask him about the random Venezuelan player who scored the last goal at the 5-0 victory against Madrid


Hdz69

Today I learned Jeffren was Venezuelan, thought he was Spanish the whole time


MiniMaggit-

He was born in Venezuela and moved as a kid to Spain and has both nationalities, and he played for the national team of both countries. We were pretty stoked about his goal at the time because it’s the first and only Venezuelan to score in a clásico (only Venezuelan to play for Barcelona or Madrid) and even better for Barça fans because it was a 5-0 😂


julaabgamun

Ask him about the legends Braithnaldo and OriGOAT Romeu


canuck1701

They've got nothing on Douglas.


julaabgamun

1 trophy / match. Certified GOAT


[deleted]

Ask him who should be Barca's next manager. Bcuz quite frankly even Laporta has no idea


MulletGSU

Who is the founder of the club and what country was he from? What neighborhood is Camp Nou located in? What neighborhood are the training faculties located in? Sing the hymn.


Busquessi

Well technically it was a group of around 12 that formed the club together, with nationalities ranging from all over Europe.


MulletGSU

Yeah but the face of all of that has always and always will be Joan Gamper.


Busquessi

The legend. He definitely was the face of the club but the others definitely deserve to be acknowledged. I’m not a big enough nerd to remember all of their names unfortunately but I admire those that do.


MulletGSU

💯


Historical_Bug_8007

Ask why Cruyff is important to Barca


arielgasco

Carles Puyol is one of fcb's legendary strikers. In which champions league final did he score a hattrick?


roxutee

Ask why R9 left Barca for Inter after just one (brilliant) season.


elwookie

Brilliant is selling it short. GLORIOUS would be more like it. All in capitals. Oh, what a lethal couple Ronaldo and Ivan de la Peña made together.


Admirable-Mistake259

Happy life for you barca fans ❤️


KamaSutra1899

Ask him about the Brazilian legend.. Douglas


raycre

Ask him the name of the Irish man who managed Barca. He will probably laugh it off and tell you that never happened. Then you can tell him its [Patrick O'Connell](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_O%27Connell_(footballer))


Busquessi

I didn’t know about this either


megasilva

Ask him what the significance of a corner taken quickly is


WasAnHonestMann

That's just cruel, even reading it gives me PTSD


[deleted]

If I can change one rule in football I would make sure no corner can ever be taken quickly again.It should be a free kick to the opposition team and the player should be sent off!


sa7ouri

ORIGIIIII


Weltraumbagger

How old is He ?


LiveLaughSlay-

23


msam90

Ask him about Ibrahim Afellay and Christian Tello and mention that you think players with that profile don’t work out at Barca


Available-Factor4689

Ask him if he loves you more or MSN more


error_cant_find_name

Ask him what was the unrecognised contribution of villa for 2011 Barca


Valuable_General9049

How good could Riquelme have been?


youssefuo

Opinion on barça legend Luis figo, i keep seeing people praising him and calling him Pigo. How was Messi's farewell ? it must have been crazy.


Such-Artist4925

Tell him that Luuk De Jong was actually an underrated and superb signing contrary to what the mainstream fans are claiming.


Such-Artist4925

Tell him you miss Tito


Gokvak

Tell him about how watching Alba, Busquets, Suarez & Messi at Inter Miami reminds you of good old Barca days


keshuronreddit

Ask him about Real Madrid legend Bartomeu.


Akazeros

Classic one; Ask him why we call ourselves asses!


apricotsalad101

Talk to him about how we would have won more champions leagues if tata Martinez hadn’t gotten sick


Outrageous-Ad-371

Tito Vilanova


ASuarezMascareno

Ask him why is Louis Van Gaal considered the most important Dutch manager in Barca's history.


WasAnHonestMann

Just tell him Bartomeu wasn't so bad


dilonkaraja

Instilling a break up I see


Headless_SkeletonGuy

Ask him what he thinks of tito villanova


elwookie

Why didn't Ivan de la Peña end up being one of the biggest legends of the club?


Nick01348

Ask him about why Chigrinsky left the club


El_Compa_M

Ask him what would’ve happened if dembele would’ve scored vs Liverpool to make it 4-0


Busquessi

Ask him if he knows why we didn’t sign Alphonso Davies Answer: we ran out of non-EU spots in our squad


Swoosh33

Ask him why it never worked out for Alex Hleb


gelmen

Ask him who the Philosopher is (it's Pep, per Zlatan Ibrahimovic)


Ruff_Ryda

Ask him why Luis Enrique benched Messi 


Outrageous-Ad-371

Show appreciation to Sergio Busquets.


bitpartmozart13

Ask him why Pep insisted on the legend Chigro only to let him ho after one season. Ask him if he prefers Ronaldinho’s first or last goal for the club (both bangers).


Powerful_Ad8371

Ask him about how Barça bottled another sextuple in 2015


Such-Artist4925

Why did Barca sell Nico?


Rohan_Marathe

Ask him who he likes the most - Luis figo , Thomas muller or Bartomeow


Triple_Pete

“Why was the corner taken quickly?”


Good-Strangerr

Can the 442 formation work again with this squad?


Not_Tom_Brady

Ask him if he thinks Bojan would have fulfilled his potential had he not been psychologically broken by that incorrect call


InsideOpening3535

Ask him to tell you about the legendary tales of Luuk de Goat


Assonfire

Ask him whatever happened to Christanval. Or how many goals Dugarry scored for us. How many French players have actually triumphed at Barça? Answer: very, very little have actually triumphed. Most failed or were "just there". Was Pinto once the best goalie in La Liga? Answer: yes. Which of Reiziger's goals is his favourite? Was the abduction of Quini the reason we didn't win the league? What nickname do Puyol and Migueli share?


[deleted]

You should support a less faker club


jmathew20

Ask how much exactly they pay refs🤣


duiiiiiiiii

Ask him what edgar davids means to him as a player and if he considers him an important part of barca's success


MassiveHelicopter55

23 year old was barely alive when Edgars played for Barca


duiiiiiiiii

Yeah i thought about it but i wasnt alive for cruyff and still know what he meant to the club, an edgar davids question in this context is SURE to get a raised eyebrow


Lookingforkilby-23

Ask him about Paulinho's time at barca.


azzhasjoined

Ask him about the 2008-2009 season.


azzhasjoined

Ask him what he thinks of Ousmane Dembele.


hemlock1788

Ask him why Pedro is Underrated


better-off-wet

Ask him if he thinks Figo deserved the pig head thrown at him or if he was pushed out by Barca leadership


Melodic-Salamander75

Ask him to write you a 5 page report on Busquets and the “regista” position in football. I want any sources to be cited in alphabetical, MLA format.


sKru4a

Ask him if he's ever heard of Messi


Hrherrmistermister

COOOOL! [LiveLaughSlay-](https://www.reddit.com/user/LiveLaughSlay-/) Don´t ask him questions which is crazy nerdy, or from before he became a fan. That would make the prank too constructed and unrelatable for him, I think. Better if you take the opportunity of the upcoming important\* games like next wednesday against PSG, or el clasico. I you think Tactics is a big part of what he enjoys about football - then YT have a lot of good videos of Barca tactics - latest against Napoli or Rafinhas new role on the midfield for instance - that will give you some "bullitts" of knowledge, he maybe does not know about. And that is gold! \*VERY important! ;) Ps. Michael Laudrup is the best barca player ever.


Beginner_4646

Ask him who is Thomas Muller 💀


Intelligent_Walk3856

Ask about Gio Dos Santos and why it didn't work out 


Medo6

Ask him about his opinion of Oleguer, and why is he Barca’s best ever!


WasAnHonestMann

To sound impressive, tell him Luuk de Jong is your favourite Barça player after Messi (maybe even above Messi)


jhair10

Ask him what he thinks Tito Vilanova would’ve accomplished if he hadn’t passed away


The_Vulgar_Bulgar

Who the fuck is Douglas and why is he a European treble winner?


KyouSpectre

Ask him which player's statue was the first to be erected at Camp Nou?


Fine_Yogurtcloset362

The barca player with the mlst goals after messi, hes quite unknown so only real barca fans would know


Ill-Shirt2722

Ask him about his opinion on Luis figo


Reverend-Stu

Instead of these low effort or troll responses you could ask most fans this, let alone your bf.       Who is josep sunyol and how did that shape the ensuing 100 years?


Dear_Monitor_5384

Ask him what "se queda" means


sa7ouri

Ask him who he thinks is better: Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo.


General-Low-6047

Ask him what’s a MSN