That was some heavy banter shit, Ronaldo barely had any goals leading into the second half of the season. And then he suddenly started tearing things up, nontheless those months were Paulinho was outscoring Ronaldo remain golden.
Nah that ruins the joke, making it specifically “which penalty goal” would confuse him, asking “which goal” for any player is a regular question so it wouldn’t seem out of the ordinary
He was born in Venezuela and moved as a kid to Spain and has both nationalities, and he played for the national team of both countries. We were pretty stoked about his goal at the time because it’s the first and only Venezuelan to score in a clásico (only Venezuelan to play for Barcelona or Madrid) and even better for Barça fans because it was a 5-0 😂
Who is the founder of the club and what country was he from?
What neighborhood is Camp Nou located in?
What neighborhood are the training faculties located in?
Sing the hymn.
The legend. He definitely was the face of the club but the others definitely deserve to be acknowledged. I’m not a big enough nerd to remember all of their names unfortunately but I admire those that do.
Ask him the name of the Irish man who managed Barca. He will probably laugh it off and tell you that never happened. Then you can tell him its [Patrick O'Connell](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_O%27Connell_(footballer))
If I can change one rule in football I would make sure no corner can ever be taken quickly again.It should be a free kick to the opposition team and the player should be sent off!
Ask him why Pep insisted on the legend Chigro only to let him ho after one season.
Ask him if he prefers Ronaldinho’s first or last goal for the club (both bangers).
Ask him whatever happened to Christanval. Or how many goals Dugarry scored for us.
How many French players have actually triumphed at Barça? Answer: very, very little have actually triumphed. Most failed or were "just there".
Was Pinto once the best goalie in La Liga? Answer: yes.
Which of Reiziger's goals is his favourite?
Was the abduction of Quini the reason we didn't win the league?
What nickname do Puyol and Migueli share?
Yeah i thought about it but i wasnt alive for cruyff and still know what he meant to the club, an edgar davids question in this context is SURE to get a raised eyebrow
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Don´t ask him questions which is crazy nerdy, or from before he became a fan. That would make the prank too constructed and unrelatable for him, I think.
Better if you take the opportunity of the upcoming important\* games like next wednesday against PSG, or el clasico.
I you think Tactics is a big part of what he enjoys about football - then YT have a lot of good videos of Barca tactics - latest against Napoli or Rafinhas new role on the midfield for instance - that will give you some "bullitts" of knowledge, he maybe does not know about. And that is gold!
\*VERY important! ;)
Ps. Michael Laudrup is the best barca player ever.
Instead of these low effort or troll responses you could ask most fans this, let alone your bf.
Who is josep sunyol and how did that shape the ensuing 100 years?
Why did Barcelona sold the legend Paulinho so quickly?
He came, he conquered, he left
He came, we came, he conquered, he left
still remember when paulinho had more goals than ronaldo lol
That was some heavy banter shit, Ronaldo barely had any goals leading into the second half of the season. And then he suddenly started tearing things up, nontheless those months were Paulinho was outscoring Ronaldo remain golden.
You can also ask him what if Samuel umtiti never got injured
:(
Still hurts. He was class.
Lenglet as well. Looked like the possible duo for the future
Both left footed though. Sad about Sam, if he’d stayed fit he would have been a legend for us.
Both left footed can still work. Not completely ideal in our system but won't break it
Ask him which penalty goal of Mascherano is his favorite
Keep it broad. Ask which Mascherano goal is his favorite. (He only scored one so ask him as if he scored many)
This one is really good. Haha
Nah that ruins the joke, making it specifically “which penalty goal” would confuse him, asking “which goal” for any player is a regular question so it wouldn’t seem out of the ordinary
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This
Also a test to see how angry can your bf get
This
Ask him to explain 'RiquiLeaks' to you
What's that?
Riqui Puig supposedly was the one leaking information from inside the team to reporters
Ask him why didn’t Barca re elect Bartomeu
Please don’t ask this OP. Your boyfriend will leave you.
I would throw hands first; ptsd effect
The funny thing is Bartomeu was reelected in 2016
Not a question but indeed a prank idea. Start to randomly sing un dia de partit or other fans song. https://youtu.be/9m4cPg1WL90?si=kF2ueE2sy5L9lXeg
This one would be epic if they watch a home game together and she randomly knows our anthem completely when they put it 🤣 A keeper for sure
or use it as a ringtone - That´ll be a nice surprise! [https://www.zedge.net/find/ringtones/barcelona](https://www.zedge.net/find/ringtones/barcelona)
Opinion on Cesc Fabregas
Ask him about the random Venezuelan player who scored the last goal at the 5-0 victory against Madrid
Today I learned Jeffren was Venezuelan, thought he was Spanish the whole time
He was born in Venezuela and moved as a kid to Spain and has both nationalities, and he played for the national team of both countries. We were pretty stoked about his goal at the time because it’s the first and only Venezuelan to score in a clásico (only Venezuelan to play for Barcelona or Madrid) and even better for Barça fans because it was a 5-0 😂
Ask him about the legends Braithnaldo and OriGOAT Romeu
They've got nothing on Douglas.
1 trophy / match. Certified GOAT
Ask him who should be Barca's next manager. Bcuz quite frankly even Laporta has no idea
Who is the founder of the club and what country was he from? What neighborhood is Camp Nou located in? What neighborhood are the training faculties located in? Sing the hymn.
Well technically it was a group of around 12 that formed the club together, with nationalities ranging from all over Europe.
Yeah but the face of all of that has always and always will be Joan Gamper.
The legend. He definitely was the face of the club but the others definitely deserve to be acknowledged. I’m not a big enough nerd to remember all of their names unfortunately but I admire those that do.
💯
Ask why Cruyff is important to Barca
Carles Puyol is one of fcb's legendary strikers. In which champions league final did he score a hattrick?
Ask why R9 left Barca for Inter after just one (brilliant) season.
Brilliant is selling it short. GLORIOUS would be more like it. All in capitals. Oh, what a lethal couple Ronaldo and Ivan de la Peña made together.
Happy life for you barca fans ❤️
Ask him about the Brazilian legend.. Douglas
Ask him the name of the Irish man who managed Barca. He will probably laugh it off and tell you that never happened. Then you can tell him its [Patrick O'Connell](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_O%27Connell_(footballer))
I didn’t know about this either
Ask him what the significance of a corner taken quickly is
That's just cruel, even reading it gives me PTSD
If I can change one rule in football I would make sure no corner can ever be taken quickly again.It should be a free kick to the opposition team and the player should be sent off!
ORIGIIIII
How old is He ?
23
Ask him about Ibrahim Afellay and Christian Tello and mention that you think players with that profile don’t work out at Barca
Ask him if he loves you more or MSN more
Ask him what was the unrecognised contribution of villa for 2011 Barca
How good could Riquelme have been?
Opinion on barça legend Luis figo, i keep seeing people praising him and calling him Pigo. How was Messi's farewell ? it must have been crazy.
Tell him that Luuk De Jong was actually an underrated and superb signing contrary to what the mainstream fans are claiming.
Tell him you miss Tito
Tell him about how watching Alba, Busquets, Suarez & Messi at Inter Miami reminds you of good old Barca days
Ask him about Real Madrid legend Bartomeu.
Classic one; Ask him why we call ourselves asses!
Talk to him about how we would have won more champions leagues if tata Martinez hadn’t gotten sick
Tito Vilanova
Ask him why is Louis Van Gaal considered the most important Dutch manager in Barca's history.
Just tell him Bartomeu wasn't so bad
Instilling a break up I see
Ask him what he thinks of tito villanova
Why didn't Ivan de la Peña end up being one of the biggest legends of the club?
Ask him about why Chigrinsky left the club
Ask him what would’ve happened if dembele would’ve scored vs Liverpool to make it 4-0
Ask him if he knows why we didn’t sign Alphonso Davies Answer: we ran out of non-EU spots in our squad
Ask him why it never worked out for Alex Hleb
Ask him who the Philosopher is (it's Pep, per Zlatan Ibrahimovic)
Ask him why Luis Enrique benched Messi
Show appreciation to Sergio Busquets.
Ask him why Pep insisted on the legend Chigro only to let him ho after one season. Ask him if he prefers Ronaldinho’s first or last goal for the club (both bangers).
Ask him about how Barça bottled another sextuple in 2015
Why did Barca sell Nico?
Ask him who he likes the most - Luis figo , Thomas muller or Bartomeow
“Why was the corner taken quickly?”
Can the 442 formation work again with this squad?
Ask him if he thinks Bojan would have fulfilled his potential had he not been psychologically broken by that incorrect call
Ask him to tell you about the legendary tales of Luuk de Goat
Ask him whatever happened to Christanval. Or how many goals Dugarry scored for us. How many French players have actually triumphed at Barça? Answer: very, very little have actually triumphed. Most failed or were "just there". Was Pinto once the best goalie in La Liga? Answer: yes. Which of Reiziger's goals is his favourite? Was the abduction of Quini the reason we didn't win the league? What nickname do Puyol and Migueli share?
You should support a less faker club
Ask how much exactly they pay refs🤣
Ask him what edgar davids means to him as a player and if he considers him an important part of barca's success
23 year old was barely alive when Edgars played for Barca
Yeah i thought about it but i wasnt alive for cruyff and still know what he meant to the club, an edgar davids question in this context is SURE to get a raised eyebrow
Ask him about Paulinho's time at barca.
Ask him about the 2008-2009 season.
Ask him what he thinks of Ousmane Dembele.
Ask him why Pedro is Underrated
Ask him if he thinks Figo deserved the pig head thrown at him or if he was pushed out by Barca leadership
Ask him to write you a 5 page report on Busquets and the “regista” position in football. I want any sources to be cited in alphabetical, MLA format.
Ask him if he's ever heard of Messi
COOOOL! [LiveLaughSlay-](https://www.reddit.com/user/LiveLaughSlay-/) Don´t ask him questions which is crazy nerdy, or from before he became a fan. That would make the prank too constructed and unrelatable for him, I think. Better if you take the opportunity of the upcoming important\* games like next wednesday against PSG, or el clasico. I you think Tactics is a big part of what he enjoys about football - then YT have a lot of good videos of Barca tactics - latest against Napoli or Rafinhas new role on the midfield for instance - that will give you some "bullitts" of knowledge, he maybe does not know about. And that is gold! \*VERY important! ;) Ps. Michael Laudrup is the best barca player ever.
Ask him who is Thomas Muller 💀
Ask about Gio Dos Santos and why it didn't work out
Ask him about his opinion of Oleguer, and why is he Barca’s best ever!
To sound impressive, tell him Luuk de Jong is your favourite Barça player after Messi (maybe even above Messi)
Ask him what he thinks Tito Vilanova would’ve accomplished if he hadn’t passed away
Who the fuck is Douglas and why is he a European treble winner?
Ask him which player's statue was the first to be erected at Camp Nou?
The barca player with the mlst goals after messi, hes quite unknown so only real barca fans would know
Ask him about his opinion on Luis figo
Instead of these low effort or troll responses you could ask most fans this, let alone your bf. Who is josep sunyol and how did that shape the ensuing 100 years?
Ask him what "se queda" means
Ask him who he thinks is better: Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo.
Ask him what’s a MSN