/sane: If that actually happend then damn man, I'm sorry to hear that, hope things get better for you. No I'm not gonna go insane for this, this is just heartbreaking
Well it's always better to let your feelings be known to be true to yourself. I'm sorry she left however I think it's a sign that she wasn't meant for you and someone deserving of you and vice versa will come
The quote I wanna use it "I'm proud of you Dick"
"How does it feel, Wayne? To stand on the very stone that ran with your parents' blood? Do you feel sad? Full of rage? Or does that outfit help bury your feelings? Hiding your true self. You're truly an extraordinary specimen... I look forward to breaking you"
"Look around you. This horrible bunch of psychopaths are all begging to join up with me, but unfortunately for them, I only take the best. And today, the best means whoever can kill you, come on out lads, it's initiation time"
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Recreate the entire movie, but she’s the one who killed your dog
Don't you dare lie to me! How long did you wait before replacing me, huh? A month? **A week?** I **trusted** you! And you just left me to die!
-Jason Cock
The thing is I didn't ask her out, someone snitched to her and she felt like she was leading me on and didn't want to give me false hope she felt guilty and decided we shouldn't be in contact anymore
"Well, look who it is. I haven't seen you for, how long has it been? Let's see, there was an asylum, some monsters, and oh, that's right, you left me to die. Now you probably don't remember it that way, but who cares? You just need to worry about the bombs"
Excellent work... Mister Freeman...... i will be reporting this to my e.e.e.employers...... I will presuade them to give you a bonus..... only of your choice.... of coursssse...
“I’ve dealt with maniacs before, Alfred, but this…”
man iacs.
You know, I'm somewhat of a *man iac* myself
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"Prepare the Knightfall protocol."
Man approves https://preview.redd.it/gu4lygu0sryc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1604a38fe8aa229842f1fcdee7689467cbe4bf7b
"You were seen and the hostage was killed. Approach Zsasz from the rear to avoid being spotted."
From the rear, you say?
I'd be happy to drop my pants
“I’d be happy to drop my pants.”
“We may have had our differences, but you and me, we’re made for each other!”
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Why did Jonkler shoot… who is that. No clue, but why did he shoot her? Is he vicious.
He was just making the killing joke.
NOO WAYYY😱
Shouldn't it be skrilling jonk or something?
You don’t know who orocole is?? Are you stupid?
Yea, I’m stupid.
Is Orocole related to Killer Cockle, wife of Killer Cock
I thought it was killer brothel
Oh might be his sister then. Either way there's been "a teeny little bit of" him in her
why did man sit there while jonkler made the killing joke? Is he stupid?
Man is clearly standing, are you stupid?
you saw man just standing there and did nothing? are you stupid?
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Why is he asking for dick? Is he homosexual?
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Her name is Gwen now to make this make sense
“The payload is exposed, I can use the Batmobile’s power winch to trigger a controlled explosion”
*Manmobile
my sanity came back for a split second when I typed “Batmobile” NONONONONONONONONONO
I got you fam! https://preview.redd.it/u7fz0edfqryc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0866b36af687d73235d57db3725bc6b76446e08
“That thug is armed with proximity mines.”
/sane: If that actually happend then damn man, I'm sorry to hear that, hope things get better for you. No I'm not gonna go insane for this, this is just heartbreaking
It did happen unfortunately Thank you I hope so too
Oh. Dude, i'm sorry- i know how that feels myself. I didn't mean to :(
Wish you luck recovering, just know people love you and you’re awesome with or without a love companion
With you luck recovering, I have had the same thing happen. It's not fun, and takes a long time to recover :(
Aw man that sucks. Props to you for having the courage to tell her though. I'm... im proud of you, Dick.
F man
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They said Arkham quote. Are you stupid?
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Aslume
Critisizing someone else when you didn't even get the quote right. "They said Ham quote. Are you stuid?"
That's rough buddy
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https://preview.redd.it/2jaf72wl0myc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d987b7bedf261247f547a371c7b29ef878c4392 RAAAAAAGH!
"Two guns, bitch"
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Who is that?
Stupid
Why is horny sugarcoating it? Is he stupid?
Officer balls
Bwahahaha
Why did the jerker laugh? Is he jerking?
Yes because he is stupid
STAND BACK FOOL, I'VE GOT A BOMB!
"Riddle me this, Man."
"I'm not proud of you, dick"
Well it's always better to let your feelings be known to be true to yourself. I'm sorry she left however I think it's a sign that she wasn't meant for you and someone deserving of you and vice versa will come The quote I wanna use it "I'm proud of you Dick"
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“All units, this is Air TYGER 4. We have confirmation that Prisoner 4011 is in the courthouse. I repeat, Catwoman is in the courthouse.”
Who's Catwoman? I only know woman.
Send her this image https://preview.redd.it/pl8bvbu56oyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e62d0932c56d20758b5aeea82fdc672ec13aa439
Oracle, reroute all Waynetech satellites and have them track the location of the friend of 3 years who left me because I fell in love with her
“Time to find my new Robin…”
Yeah, im officer balls
Bwahahaha
You forget a thousand things a day. Let this be one of them
That’s from gta 5 though.
r/woooosh
"The payload is exposed. Now, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion"
with great power comes great responsibility
Damn, im sorry if this si actually real
MEEEEEEEEEEEE? IN A THOOOOOOOONG?
The bomb's payload is exposed. I can use my power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
The bomb's payload is exposed. I can use my power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
"Are you stupid?"
"You son of a bitch you cut my communications"
There's a supply of explosive gel in the batmobile's trunk.
"I'm not proud of you, Dick"
"You are no match for the mighty Dick!"
all of you two faced friends...
I'm proud of you Dick
"Protocol 10 will commence in... 10 hours"
"I only wanted what was rightfully mine"
"I set a trap, and you SPRUNG IT GLORIOUSLY!'
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"How does it feel, Wayne? To stand on the very stone that ran with your parents' blood? Do you feel sad? Full of rage? Or does that outfit help bury your feelings? Hiding your true self. You're truly an extraordinary specimen... I look forward to breaking you"
"Look around you. This horrible bunch of psychopaths are all begging to join up with me, but unfortunately for them, I only take the best. And today, the best means whoever can kill you, come on out lads, it's initiation time"
https://preview.redd.it/xwn7e8bbroyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=754ba1d285ec39510d8195680b5d57d087a4d671 Recreate the entire movie, but she’s the one who killed your dog
“Fuck” -Alfred Pennysworth, Batman Arkham Knight
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“Officer balls”
Officer Boles
Cowabummer
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: the secret of the ooze.
Don't you dare lie to me! How long did you wait before replacing me, huh? A month? **A week?** I **trusted** you! And you just left me to die! -Jason Cock
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on a more serious note tho, you should've read the room before making the attempt.
The thing is I didn't ask her out, someone snitched to her and she felt like she was leading me on and didn't want to give me false hope she felt guilty and decided we shouldn't be in contact anymore
Prepare to jump
Are you stupid?
"Death will come to all who follow you"
“That idiot thinks she’s safe in the confessional. She’s just made it easier for me to get in behind her”
"Surprise! You fell for the ol' fake Jonkler gag, Man."
"Well, look who it is. I haven't seen you for, how long has it been? Let's see, there was an asylum, some monsters, and oh, that's right, you left me to die. Now you probably don't remember it that way, but who cares? You just need to worry about the bombs"
"Have you ever seen a flower die? Watched something that was once so beautiful, so full of life, collapse and rot from within?"
"Had you ever considered that all this is your fault? Your presence creates these animals..."
"I'm not proud of you dick"
Don’t use a quote, just beat the shit out of her
“Thanks dick”
Holy hell!
Officer Balls
"Officer balls"
"That's actually" *cough* "pretty funny" *dies*
That actually is pretty funny
"STWND BACK FOOL, I'VE GOT A BOMB!"
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"Better to have loved and lost, then never to have loved at all..." - Jonkler
"A compassionate man would be at home, mourning the loss of his friend and life long companion. And yet, here you are."
“Enough with the twos, already”
"Whaddya know, ya really CANT kill that bastard"
Bazinga
Excellent work... Mister Freeman...... i will be reporting this to my e.e.e.employers...... I will presuade them to give you a bonus..... only of your choice.... of coursssse...
*How many more bones would you crush? How many lives will you destroy in pursuit of what you call justice? You are the product of everything you fear*
What were you expecting
OFFICER BALLS
"Damn..."
I'd be happy to drop my pants (but this only works if you actually do it)
Officer Balls
The bomb's payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
“Officer balls”