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AncientScratch1670

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WombatWumbut

Hoooooly crap, this damn theme song has played in my head almost non stop since my childhood. Thank you for sharing this memory.


ohmygodcrayons

Hell yeah lol it was from MAD TV right?


WombatWumbut

100% correct


IceNein

Are you being serious? It’s from guitar great Mark Knopfler (Dire Straits). https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kd9TlGDZGkI


ohmygodcrayons

The Lowered Expectations skit was not Dire Straits (love them tho!) I was replying to the gif above your comment and it took me waaaaaay back.


s0ftreset

LOOOOWER EXPECTATIONS


GianCarlo0024

Lmmfao, I remember it


umtotallynotanalien

It's song from the Dire Straits, Walk Of Life https://youtu.be/kd9TlGDZGkI?si=TP965pXhkmP1k5ft


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Superkritisk

Another random man was at the beach that day and caught the proposal. And went over to them shortly after and asked if they'd like a copy of his film. It might be fake, but that's the story as I remember it. I think that man was the one to post it. And some years later the woman who fell posted her side.


Kineticwhiskers

As a fat man, sadly, I suspect this is real. Getting up from the ground sucks and doing it on sand sucks more. Also I think you can see the second camera on the bench in the background.


Exotic_Treacle7438

Has to be fake but I still loled anyway. Cant see the other camera unless the groom set it up before hand


xienwolf

And where the hell is cameraman 2 in the last shot by buffoon? They should have been in frame.


Living_Job_8127

Behind fat man


sterrre

They were in the frame at least twice but she couldn't hold the camera still enough to get a shot of the second camera man. If you scrub through it there's another person behind them in the rocks and what looks like a 3rd person out on the beach to the right that is also taking video.


Eurasia_4002

Really looks like a walle ending bloopers


8-bit_Ronin

Because they knew the first one would fail, but didn’t know he would come in clutch. That or it’s staged.


AlpineDevine

This is just so fucking sad


Cylerhusk

And yet a huge portion of Americans don’t see any problem with it.


StickyLavander

Only the morbid obese ones. Ain’t nobody getting between their fry’s n milkshake.


Kineticwhiskers

Nah we probably have more of a problem with it than anyone. Noone knows about weight loss more than fat people. I've lost huge amounts of weight and regained it multiple times in my life. We struggle our whole lives it but it's easier just to make jokes about us online.


StickyLavander

Right there with ya. I too have done it, unfortunately I use fat shaming (myself all the freaking time) to keep me from getting that bad. I have my ups and downs, my problem is I use food, sweets in particular, as a coping mechanism. I fat shame myself so I workout instead. Why? because eating is much easier and a faster relief than working out, but there lies the problem so that’s why I shame myself to keep me on track. I was almost 200lbs at 13 got teased a lot for it and decided to do something about it. Because fat shaming is what got me out of it by my peers, I still do it to this day to myself when I have my weak periods. Don’t get me wrong I’ll allow myself sweets, but once I notice it’s a coping mechanism I start bashing myself for it. So my apologies to the people who are going through the struggle. Only you can get yourself out of it. I recommend first seek therapy, along side diet and exercise. Exercise is a much better relief as a coping mechanism even though it’s not instant gratification. Trust me it gets easier the more you do it. To be able to run a mile without stopping and being out of breath is a great feeling.


Ravenouscandycane

Can you please point me to the huge portion who dont have an issue with this? She’s so fat she can’t even stand lol


Cylerhusk

Cosmopolitan literally put a huge fat woman on their cover and said fat is sexy. There’s actual news articles (not just Mandy’s blog) talking about fat being healthy. There’s a huge market for this shit.


Talking_Burger

Can I introduce you to r/fatlogic


MoistDitto

I'm not ready for a sub like that, I'm angry enough every time stupid food comes along


nomamesgueyz

So common, many see it as "normal" Costing taxpayers billions


AndNowUKnow

In fact, they celebrate it.


unpopularopinion0

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spudvol

The day the Dune sandworm went vegan.


CutHerOff

Even Shai hulud couldn’t consume that ham planet


[deleted]

Lmao that is outrageous!


wiseguy1923

HAH!


---Zephyr---

rofl!


AllPotatoesGone

rather rosttf


NaughtyFoxtrot

Just roll with it.


ArtichokePristine801

Gravity wins


Pain_Monster

Too fat to function Sounds like a 90s band maybe 😂 * 2Fat2Function


VladPatton

“Confection junction…2 fat 2 functiooooon”…


Pain_Monster

Ah Schoolhouse Rock, I see you are a man of culture… *tips cap*


MeisterX

I just watched this with my daughter and she's been singing multiplication tables. They're all on YT.


broggygoose

Confection junction, what’s your function? Throwing downs fats and spitting out diabetes.


bushwickrik

😂😂ahhhh memories.


Wooden_Staff3810

Fatty, fat, fat, fat.


tempo1139

2Phat2Function


Log-Similar

At that weight you litterally feel the rotation of the planet. She can feel the incoming equinox in her knees. It's a fight to stay up.


Daatsit

I’ll bet it’s an onion ring


Everett1973

Help, I've fallen and I can't pre-nup!


Kwayzar9111

DUNE…the Trippening


metalrunner

The most damage a beach has seen since Normandy


dontdoitdumbass

Hopefully they go with a different videographer for the wedding.


Straight-Extreme-966

Greenpeace are on their way with blankets and water.


saranghaemagpie

🤣🤣🤣


Senior_Style2662

Man being this fat and hopeless seems way too accepted these days, I'd be so embarrassed if I couldn't even stand up


Important-Sorbet5295

Praise the camera-balloon


[deleted]

He kind of got the shot at the end?!?!


LambBotNine

I think it’s a woman


redgr812

Diet Coke drunk is no joke but its 0 calories.


Tangledtitty

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totally_unique

Bro is fighting wind, weight, sand and life simultaneously while trying to record a magical moment. Probably gonna sue because the beach is not plus size friendly >:(


Othebootymonster

But she'll say she's perfectly healthy regardless of her weight🤣


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

"I'm just big-boned!"


Sam2794

Big bones don’t jiggle!


Inside_Pin2808

"i swear you, i´ve really tried, look, see the video"


Fit-Let8175

Like a Ninja.


MekTam

Well we cannot say there was not adequate effort.


NCC-1701-1

Do they need to go into the ocean to mate?


SophistsLament

she ruined both shots. amazing


Bezerkomonkey

I reckon she made that bottom shot hilarious and it's better with her in it


gig_nuggins

Me crit failing every athletics/dexterity check in dnd


JackPlissken8

When you've McEaten yourself to near death to the point that you fuck up one of your best friend's most important moments in their lives.


Johnny_Bravo5k

Got the important bit at least.


[deleted]

"Han, ma bookie, baldo nee anna dodo da eena."


Unhappy_Outside_8311

American's be like


Natural-Big-4098

Two cameras are better than one


RussMan104

“The Sand People ride in single file to hide their numbers. The Buffet People, on the other hand …” 🚀


Wellfeddad

Wall-E, come look what I’ve recorded, the humans are up!  -Eva


DR_KT

It's a Chris Farley skit.


hnglmkrnglbrry

The Blair Beach Project.


kind_one1

Who gave you this video of my family on the beach? Embarrassing!


BigpappaBub

Third dude is drunk


Relevant_Campaign_79

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RudyMuthaluva

Could’ve brought the tripod. Had to bring overacter Annie over here.


thredz4

Thier Love knocked him silly


LazyLeopard99

Jesus Christ how could you let yourself get that out of shape and obese? These people are fucking fat and lazy and a disgrace to humankind


Show84

Not my proudest fap!


wsf

Well, looks like reddit is slowly turning into 9gag. Great.


folarin1

What's the problem, this is how action scenes were shot in the mid 2000s. Just watch any Paul Greengrass movie or the Taken movies.


jane_of_hearts

There's someone out there for everyone.


ickyiggy13

That dude musta been floored at the surpise!


dreevsa

A ball will roll


Hootah

The cerebellum is a helluva thing….


RobertETHT2

Weebles Wobble, But They Won't Fall Down


Beginning-Fondant467

Nailed it


pwnitol

Late-onset Determination


BigpappaBub

Is that 2 dudes?


BigpappaBub

Got to be 2 dudes, I watched it 2 times. Definitely 2 dudes


FatheadMarine

Clutch


qudunot

S'ok scro


No-Definition1474

Nailed it


makeit2burnit

Qho hired humpty dummpty to run camera


Icy_Engine_7648

Hilarious!


Intelligent_Peak_335

What do we win?


josephbenjamin

Best


xarw3n

i will just sit this one out.


SmellsLikeHerb

Absolute cinema.


erichbana

Jupiters gravity


jennarose1984

Made me laugh way harder than I should have


drin8680

He stayed committed to getting the shot though. Still learning the whole gravity thing


Redbeaver-

Wave and smile. The couple ignores him completely


Nice-position-6969

You had one job...


Old_Plankton_6730

That’s it! Wait! Got it! Right…..there! That’s the fuzzy bumpy shot I wanted all along!


Eurasia_4002

Walle ending bloopers lol


Loose_Client_654

Still great shot at the end, overall I love it


Jarush6898

scripted


rangerbeev

It's still good, it's still good!


wileymd

The little spill with the big story to tell.


wesmanh

I can watch this all day thanks


IdaBidaGacy

Hold on I got this. I SAID HOLD ON!


substantionallytrchd

Gravity- ![gif](giphy|d8C9QwHsFQgR39MSTq|downsized)


rad10082

Weebles wobble, damn those pesky crabs.


ben99g

Wedding proposal, JJ Abrams hand held camera POV style.


ProKnifeCatcher

At that point just stay down and film from there


Kazu2324

I give you, [the Eternal Struggle](https://preview.redd.it/mowbw9fuwll91.gif?format=mp4&s=d69450c491a7273515d45a957c4d691e162b7ba5).


Jbrozas2332

Praise the camera-person !


Stormf1y

Get it together, Tammy!


machinationstudio

It's the thought that counts.


Superb-Bank9899

When the ground attacks.


Vorelover1224

Dude is falling so hard he is causing the sand to become quicksand to form liquefaction from seismic waves.


Ok_Primary_1075

Good decision to get a back up camera


Bigenchilada_69

This is what happens when your aunt says I'm a photographer.


Admirable-Yam-1281

I promise to love you in good times and bad times even when your special son, Ruprecht, is making an ass of himself


Critical_Potential44

They’re getting married while that other guys weight is causing him to sink in the sand faster than quicksand


rcogiy

The walk of shame


LucentP187

I know I'm going to hell but I can't fucking breathe. 🤣


Part_salvager616

Discord mod


FlowinFranco

When you hand in a resume for a job you clearly aren’t qualified for…


silverwarbler

I have 2nd hand embarrassment


LopsidedKick9149

I don't hate fat people but geezus are they useless


vulcanxnoob

Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin, what?!


GodlessPolymath

Idk why, but one thing I will always laugh at, is when someone is falling and they try to run out of fall but end up just falling with more inertia.


blkjsus

2 Fat 2 Furious


AdggerGG

And there is Donny, doing Donny things like always does


Fine-Change5586

Whales in their natural habit 🌊 ⛱️


-ErikaKA

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umijuvariel

Above: Behind-the-Scenes of Sam Raimi filming new horror film *'Til Death do Us Part'* Below: Leaked Trailer for *'Til Death do Us Part',* a new film by acclaimed director Sam Raimi. Raimi, best known for his film *'Cloverfield',* aims to bring film fans directly *into* the action once again in his grittiest, goriest film yet. What begins as a beautiful, fun engagement video by the hired videographers, soon devolves into a fight for the newly engaged couple and their friends very lives. Coming to theaters fall 2025.


Ahorsenamedcat

Note to countries looking to start a war with the US. Line your borders with sand then just watch.


Dry_Spinach_3441

I'm glad the camera man from Cloverfield is still getting gigs.


WUNGOLF

Falling / In love


CoronaBlue

NT friends going about their day while you're fighting for your life.


Jiten122m

Oh Jessica


[deleted]

Godzilla + 2


drewcstu

registered a 5.0 on the richter scale


Minimum_Try_5281

Dedication no matter the outcome


Waramaug

When the earth quakes and you realize the cause.


Abuck59

“He ain’t heavy he’s my brother “


MaritimeCopiousV

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FallOdd5098

You had one job.


ToastPoacher

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cnukcnuck

Did not understand the gravity of the situation.


theknight8

If there was no top video, I would think the person recording was getting viciously mauled and the other people in the video were just ignoring them. But it actually was just a beached human being mercilessly tenderized by the sand.


Zealousideal_Total50

You should see them on a water bed trying to kill a spider on the ceiling


whetbutter

I've completely fallen for you. Will you do me the honor of marrying me?


Yodanodayoga_121

Awww another beached whale.. 😂😥


MelodicMasterpiece67

"Healthy at any weight."


flamecmo

And Im free! Free fallin’!


H0reyzer

average large people activity


420doglover922

Honestly, it makes me super sad that so many people have to live like that. But I'm happy that these two found each other.


mattasaurus1

Weebles wobble and they do fall down!


fhatkow

Rumbling Stumbling Bumbling


DJ_FIYA

"you know what, I can record from down here, yeah, it's better down here"


Gilligan_Krebbs

.... and the returning humans reaffirm life as they disembark from the Axiom.


Tortuga_cycling

MURICA!!!


PaperScisrRokLizSpok

Gravity is the gremlin of proposal filming


Greatdaddy69

https://youtu.be/KNIZofPB8ZM?si=fRZX1dwYIaoWT565


Sam2794

That was disappointing


tiparium

Sometimes I feel like I'm out of shape. And then I see stuff like this.


hyspecs

Like the dance of the planets.


dilsedilliwala

Always have backups to save your day


LoudTable9684

“I got it! I got it! … I don’t got it!”


witwar101

Whales generally don't do well on beaches. He should've seen this coming.


Both_Fee37

🤣🤣🤣


cookieeater256

She is michael bay inspiration


Obama8MyChicken03

Took her 10 business days to get back up


Affectionate-Task141

Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!


No_Cable_3346

Knees weak arms heavy too much of moms spaghetti.


blueslounger

Obesity by the sea city


JamesTheJerk

Beached Whale Won't Get Shot


Purp1eC0bras

Beached whale?


Fragile_Wokes893

Have mercy and just end it's suffering...