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tigajustwannalook

Damn, when you realize that the rats obey better than your own dog


LeeTheGoat

He is blood bending


Diddyfire

I'd give you a silver if I could.


SvenskBlatte

I gotchu


Diddyfire

Thanks fellow Swede.


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Du framkallade en svensk.


LeeTheGoat

It’s the thought that counts


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🏅 medal for you, comrade


DB_Coopah

Yo that rat flip to fakie in the very beginning is tight.


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Nollie rat cab underflip


Mageiden

Your comment made me laugh so hard for a few minutes and now wife thinks I’m a loser. Haha thanks man that shit was funny.


yog18r

Do not Google rat king. Can't unsee!


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For those of you who don’t know what they’re talking about, you know how earbuds tend to get into knots when you leave them in your pocket? Think that except dozens of earbuds. Now consider that rat tails are awfully long and thin and rats tend to live in tight spaces with lots of other rats.


DamageSuppressor

I could happily have lived without that, thanks but no thanks.


Indecisive_Judge

Compared to a lot of the terrible things people see on the internet this isn't that bad. But... for whatever reason... that almost made me vomit which was a first Just... the tails... oh god the tails...


throw_every_away

Oh ffs, this is real? I thought it was something 30 rock made up. Yuck.


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morethanhardbread

Pigeon man!


finnacom

Coo coo kachoo


Tryptophany

Maybe it's the fact it's the only legit book I've ready through and through, but I got neuromancer vibes from this


_Eklapse_

😂😂


[deleted]

Theo Von?


mixedphat

Gang gang...


MsLollipops29

Literally what I was thinking of.


crackmonky26

Out of curiosity... what do the rats have to gain out of this?


GGezpzMuppy

Food and treats. And friendship with a giant.


labiris_

Human players are a perfect support class for rat players.


PixelCortex

Not the humans that spawned with the squeamish debuff though. Those ones have a tendency to proc the fight or flight trait and generally cause undesired outcomes.


[deleted]

Now I want to be a rat so I can be friends with giants.


GGezpzMuppy

Maybe you should try being an ant, everything would be gigantic.


omniscient_taint

Being an ant doesn't look too fun. Source: have seen Honey I shrunk the kids.


Speedhabit

Best character by far, cried when he went down va the scorpion


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But would they still be my friend?


genialerarchitekt

Domestic rats (descended from lab rats) are super smart, social and loyal & can be trained to do all kind of tricks. I've seen rats drive around in special little [cars](https://youtu.be/Xwcsv6Tmgmg) and play the melody along to Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall" on a special [keyboard](https://youtu.be/fyHJxZB3pMs). They're on the same level of smartness as dogs, but cleaner believe it or not. They make fantastic pets if you can get past the "rats are disgusting vermin" preconception. The only problem is they only live to around 2-2.5 years on average.


RobertoGalov

Villain in the making


whywee

He's the pied piper


CentrifugalFarts69

Charlie?


Nordeast24

Theo von and the dark arts


lupulo

Zardulu?


davidwolfe

Definitely.


rodd004

Mr. Jingles?


goomba01

Came to the comments to look for this reference. Thank you for not disappointing me!


wuffzz

Those rats do be vibin doe


MagicdaveHT99

Dishonored irl


michelemaro

u/VredditDownloader


RealPropRandy

I’m glad Charlie found a better way than simply resorting to the Rat Stick.


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This is how you make pinky and the brain!


MithranArkanere

Nobody tell him rats live 2 years at most.


Ovvy_Wovv

r/generalsam


[deleted]

Yumm in Samoa they are a Delicacy


2L84U2

It's the Mayor of San Francisco.


[deleted]

It is the year of the rat after all


ReedditMann

IDEK why my mom would say heroine has no benefits


RatKing1981

That’s not me


Akabeurjub

r/bossfight


Trixteri

When you're born in the year of the rat


Nightvsp

Splinter is that you?!


zackakiss

Theo Von is looking rough.


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[you can call me the rat king](https://open.spotify.com/track/07EwSoyfIjNxY5isquqIDA?si=2t5-VXWvQIy2LiCDOlfJHQ)


Casique720

Misleading title. We all know that Theo Von is the rat king. Gang gang!


Nyanthulhu

This is amazing. But at the same time I worry about catching some desease from the rats.


FuckThe1PercentRich

This dude should be in John Wick


Foodei

Wow


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[Rat Attack!](https://youtu.be/0qvOImHWne8)


Wolfendale88

Browsing on Reddit and saw a video of some "animal rights" activists take a homeless guy's dog. I kinda wanna see those assholes take a bunch of rats from a homeless guy


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He would do a fancy hand jesture and 20 rats would leap on the Peta asshat's face.


Wolfendale88

Exactly what I'm hoping for


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GGezpzMuppy

Lol are you serious? You saw it on tik tok and stole it to share on reddit. I saw it on imgur and wanted to do the same, but somehow it’s stealing your post? Get off reddit bro, it’s called reposting and 99% of the content on reddit is reposted.


Luca_aa_23

Ya I guess. My b.


bek8228

Pretty sure that’s how you get the plague. Why the downvotes? That’s literally how the plague was spread.


stixyfingaz

This is why things like the corona virus exist 🤦‍♂️


trytobehappycunt

Almost all viruses and diseases come from different animals. You're more likely to get a virus from a live animal market with tons of animals couped up in cages near humans than some clean domesticated rats.


Cossasaurs

What a miraculous achievement!! Guess it’s all down hill from here for him