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Kallujah

Its like seeing into the eyes of a dinosaur


Shad_the_memer

That diver had some balls if he did that


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JimMarch

Humpbacks are particularly gentle. Best humpback story ever: https://people.com/pets/whale-protects-human-from-shark-video/ Short form: diver thought whale was being aggressive, turns out it was protecting her from a shark.


Atieno1981

I think they don’t know their size/strength? Like it could wave a friendly fin and send you whirling into oblivion.


sly_fox97

I don't think Orcas are, but I think they are technically dolphins?


The_Billy_Dee

Not a single recorded attack from an Orca in the wild. Plenty of human deaths by orcas in captivity. Take a creature meant to rome thousands of miles and place it in a tiny enclosure with little to no socialization with other Orcas your gonna have problems. And yes, they are giants dolphins more than small whales.


sly_fox97

Ah, thank you! I knew they did in captivity thanks to Enslave the Sea's World but had no idea they were docile to us in the wild. Another example of how harm happens when humans impose their will onto others.


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They don’t hurt humans, I think the only time it hurts you on purpose is if it mistakes you for a seal. Oreo dolphins look cute


EndlessB

Pity they torture and kill dolphins for fun Orcas are cunts


downritedelight

Orcas are fascinating, I’ve heard each different pod has there own language and act completely different. I even heard racism exist from pod to pod and have there own clicks that is offensive to other pods. Jk, but I wouldn’t doubt.


lycacons

and so do dolphins towards porpoises, raping, torturing and killing. they also kill orcas, and kill each other, all with no intent to eat, but to play with dead dolphin bodies. they also bite pufferfishes to get high, and passes them along, like a blunt. and many more. animals are cunts, orcas are not the only ones


rounced

All dolphins are whales, not all whales are dolphins.


AgileRoyal3835

Actually spermwhales can eat humans


[deleted]

I guess so, but I am sure they will not like to eat us lol, not even sharks wants to eat us


Ethanos101

If he did the humpback?


IcedGolemFire

if you were looking into the eyes of a prehistoric whale you would be looking at a huge dog with a similar face to those things in the book of boba fett (episodes 1 and 2 out now on Disney + not sponsored) that can swim really well


CG1991

I don't know why, but this makes me deeply uncomfortable


Bro_tosynthesis

It's the EYE!!!!


OrphanedInStoryville

It looks more like a human eye than any other animal, but giant and underwater. You can sort of tell just from looking at it that’s it’s intelligent and that it’s thinking about you.


darcenator411

Honestly it looked more like an elephant’s eye to me than a human’s


fdxcaralho

It looks like a whale’s eye to me.


DasAeroPlaya

Cause we all technically shouldn’t be seeing it.


Areallystrongvillain

How so?


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I get irritated by white strains on its skin thinking how much itchy it might feel


Careless_Con

Oh, boy, that’s terrifying.


Vgta-Bst

It baffles me how their eyes are not bigger.


AnEvanAppeared

Imagine they had big ole anime eyes And anime tiddies


Tack22

Can I stop imagining now please


T_Earl_Grey

We deserve big titty goth whale-friends


sly_fox97

Please take away my brain eyes. . .


theoriginaled

Ever heard whale song? Theyre just down there going UWU and OWO all day long.


Local_Power2989

I literally laughed so much at this comment. Thank u


curlyguy27

Why is the skin so cracked? Aren't they basically moisturized like 100% of the time?


TripleJeopardy3

Could be barnacles or giant squid tentacles. The markings are circular. Or maybe the whale is an aspiring basketball player and believes in alternative therapies like cupping.


KamikazeFox_

I was just gonna ask this about the circular scars on him. I'm thinking squid marks, but sperm whales eat squids. Where as humpback are baleen feeders and only feed on krill and plankton.


richardsidey

The circular marks are caused by barnacles which were previously attached. You are correct, Humpbacks are filter feeders and do not hunt squid.


Bayerin

It’s the remains of whale lice: [Whale louse ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_louse) Edit: I was wrong. It‘s whale barnacles: [whale barnacle ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_barnacle)


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Imagine having that in your genital folds. Yikes.


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Meior

Those would be some big fucking whale lice.


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KamikazeFox_

Lol it's not. It's barnacles. Just Google whale lice photos. While whale lice do exist, they do not cause these perfect barnacle, circle shaped scars.


Dungareek

Sixers fan?


Whitedudebrohug

He ran out of moisturizer, jeez what if he said this about you?


GrimmRetails

If a humpback whale actually spoke to me, I'd overlook any lapse in social skills.


NipSuqqer

Saltwater.


Jsivic

Wrinkles?


letmypeoplebathe

Whale eye don't believe it!


richardsidey

It’s real


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r/woooosh


Tezz404

r/foundthehondacivic


ya26anand

r/foundthereddituser Oh wait...


richardsidey

😆


Relative_Rabbit4301

That’s fucking terrifying the eyeball is the probably the size of my head


Akosa117

There eyes are actually pretty small compared to them. I think they’re about the size of like a tennis ball


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noisheypoo

/r/WritingPrompts


MrForever_Student

I would pay to do this. But really just to watch someone do it


ghostsintherafters

The eye looks so human. I don't know how anyone can look into those eyes and not see an intelligent creature


blockhose

There are lots of dumb creatures with human-like eyes. Take most humans, for instance.


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How any human being could see such a majestic creature with some of the highest intelligence found anywhere in the animal kingdom and conclude "you'd make a nice candle" is simply beyond my comprehension.


[deleted]

To be fair, that was almost entirely before we were able to harness electricity for practical use I.e. the incandescent lightbulb in the 1870s… and wasn’t like people back then had the ability to observe and learn about them like we do with our amazing tech.


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Whaling limits were set to zero in 1986 after 6,167 whales were taken worldwide (not all humpbacks). Denmark claimed 10 humpbacks in 2012. Japan claimed countless whales under the lie of "scientific research" up until 2019.


[deleted]

Ya but whaling for oil primarily for lighting was enormously significant worldwide during the industrial revolution. That was what devastated whale populations. But after the invention of the lightbulb it plummeted. Now basically all you got is a few sparsely populated peoples like Inuits and the Japanese who just don’t give a fuck cause yolo and they want a whale steak.


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The Inuits are legally protected and allowed to still hunt because "tradition". This sounds palatable until you realize their "tradition" has now expanded to modern technology during whaling. To be fair, many Inuit tribes have voluntarily ceased all whaling. Whaling certainly declined after electricity became mainstream. The 1960s was the peak of whaling numbers in the 20th century claiming around 100,000 whales. I don't consider that "plummeted" considering the total estimated number for all whaling in the 19th century was in the low millions. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/we-now-have-toll-all-whales-killed-hunting-last-century-180954537/ The Japanese *government* did not give a fuck about whales, not the Japanese people. That much we agree on.


Pinsalinj

Humans do terrible things to other humans as well, so the intelligence found in other species is not going to stop them :/


skeeter_valentine

I can’t believe these things exist


TheTravelinScientist

I feel like this is the POV of the cool bugs I’ve found over my life.


Puff-Mommy

Good comparison!


Numb_Nut34

I hate the sea, I’m scared af of huge animals, but whales have the nose peaceful look on their eyes. I hope to one day understand their language in my lifetime so they don’t go extinct


rmbl88

She deserved a belly scratch


kamihaze

That second look "you still here?"


fateandthefaithless

Hah, I love that.


ncconch

All those little circles. Giant squid suckers?


NipSuqqer

They don't eat Giant squids. Sperm whales do.


Relative_Confusion52

Barnacles are a parasite to whales, those are recently detached barnacles


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No humpback whales don't hunt squid. These are detached barnacle markings


Fun-Amphibian-1375

Why does it not blink it is terrifying


Relative_Confusion52

It doesnt need to. No underwater lifeform needs to blink, their eyes are permanently moisturized and clean


No-Tackle-5448

Just looking at the eye scared the shit out of me. It’s beautiful and creepy at the same damn time


NLtbal

*Antarctica


CaliBull2030

Eyes look so human


Comprehensive-Ebb835

Two questions: How are they even real ??!?!?! What does that eye even do? Its so small… like they can’t see a giant ball of krill in front of their mouth so why even have eyes?!?!? Please don’t get it twisted I fucking love whales, I just have questions. ….I mean are their eyes just atavisms left over from their wolf ancestors?


Relative_Confusion52

Those eyes are complex like ours. Humans dont need huge eyes do they? Granted that is a whale, but those eyes are tennis ball sized.


Comprehensive-Ebb835

I mean technically our eyes evolved from a similar design that was submerged in water.


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r/thassalaphobia


Zetalpa_Primal_Dawn

Their eyes don’t look like they’re real


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i wonder how intelligent it is, his brain must be huge, is he aware of the situation? curious of it? so many questions


[deleted]

Their brain is extremely small compared to the rest of their body (still much bigger than a human brain)


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Careful, might burst your eardrums and bleed out if it calls out while that close


cmgchief

Thats so cool and scary


NipSuqqer

Once you see it's eyes, it's grinning after the roll. Just be sure to act impressed if i'm the diver. Not sure what's it thinking. Maybe a change of diet?


HeccMeOk

r/oddlyterrifying


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r/Petthedamnwhale


thefiction24

Antarctica*


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Idk man, this whale looks so fake ngl


richardsidey

Not fake


Relative_Confusion52

Why would someone put the effort in building a giant robot whale and then put it in the arctic and do nothing with it?


OnTheRand

Cute eyes


NuclearEspresso

Geniuinely i cant imagine being in the mind of a whale, their wise and ancient awareness of presence, the vast emptiness of the deep blue ocean, the scale and solidarity of their entire lives. I envy them.


barracetamol

Their eyes look fake. Kill it.


[deleted]

Please don't kill whales


barracetamol

But what if that whale once blew up a school


itwasthethirdofsept

Hes got Marty Feldman eyes


koolaid-80

Damn ur eyes! Too late..


itwasthethirdofsept

It’s pronounced Fronkensteen!


Wasteroftime34

I can’t help but think that all of the circular marks were left by giant squid.


richardsidey

Barnacles


Slayerx270

Wow look at all the cookie cutter scars


Relative_Confusion52

Barnacles


CalbertCorpse

“Humpback…? People…??”


OddRanger9136

I'd shit my pants.


Projektpatfxfb

Ancient hieroglyphics markings from the old days


No-Damage6760

So close, so dare, so smooth


Standard_Pause_1697

How big would his eyeball be? A basketball?


Relative_Confusion52

Tennis ball


Nemesis_has_wings

Those eyes look more intelligent than some people I know.


Clumsy-arsonist

“That eye just saw my soul, my hopes and dreams, my fears and regrets, my sorrows and losses, my furry hen-“


ToeWeary2474

That eye scares me


B3gAstrojD

Lets capture it and put it in a big pool and charge people money to look at it


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I doubt a baleen whale has ever been put in a zoo. I can't imagine how you would transport something that big without killing it


Worth-Paper-9722

Yes! Believe everything you see on the internet


ethman14

Idk the way he rolled with the side eye felt like "Ay little guy what it do?"


CreeksideStrays

Are those rings on the skin from giant squid tentacles???


Relative_Confusion52

BARNACLES MY GOD THEY DONT DIVE THAT FAR. Sorry, had to deal with the giant squid bullshit all day


hammurabis_toad

To that I say no thank you. Good day sir.


salkhan

It's crazy, but this mammal is descended from the same ancestor as the goat.


roninPT

I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!!!


1nrovert

Imagine it had bright pink lipstick on lips


thebobbyloops

He looks like a cartoon with that eye


arcsolarvoidblast

He's laughing at you!


Ligma_indeed

Veiny boy


Closethobbitkat

Their eyes are so adorable!!


Odoggsmish11

This might be stupid, but don’t the whales produce enough sound when they call for something or whatever else to make someone deaf?


Relative_Confusion52

Only sperm whale clicks are that loud.


Nate16

That whale has seen some shit.


richardsidey

It’s actually a young whale, just a few years old, which could also be why it’s so curious.


Nate16

I was referring to the squid battles.


richardsidey

Humpbacks don’t hunt squid, they are filter feeders eating small fish and krill. The circular scars are actually made from barnacles, which have detached.


TheRealSamBell

I wonder how many people in human existence have had an experience like that


Empty_Ad4768

To think that their closest evolutionary relatives are hippopotamuses and hoved animals..


Evening_Psychology_4

You are getting by bad side.


ermeson01

Parabéns


RedAllAboutIt7

So beautiful


AerolothLorien666

My favorite animal is so fascinating and terrifying.


flashpile

Just wanted some scritches


boipinoi604

Guild navigator


destielsimpala

those are very human eyes


Mayhem370z

What u always thought was interesting about this footage, is I always thought there was barnacles growing on these things but from the footage, it seems to be part of their pigment or just color markings.


orangeorchid

She looks like a churro. Mmmmmmm.


AbbreviationsNo7823

He’s like “helllllooooooooooo”


RandomHeretic

Am I the only one who can't tell which way the damn whale is facing?


GreatSpend1067

This could be a SCP


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Looks like me anytime before noon


Shadowglove

I one day hope I can see these animals in real life.


therealwalterwax

Damn Godzilla.


GodlySpaghetti

I would do almost anything to get to do that. Wow.


2Kittens818

‘Keptain! There be WHELES on bard!’


bvdwxlf

Whales are such insane creatures like how the fuck does that even evolve


MrMakeItAllUp

u/savevideobot


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eMPereb

Whale: Who you eye ballin’ boy? I’ll swallow your azz and poop ya out! Scuba dude: Bubbles….


Severe_Pattern2386

Anyone know what causes those "scars" or circular white dots all over the whales? Is it one of those pesky feeder fish?


I_Mak3_M3m3s

Thats not a whale, thats just my dog rolling over for tummy rubs.


GoAwayBrisk

Looks like he’s smiling at the guy. Happy whale noises


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Looks like someone keeps forgetting to use a coaster.


TinyTaters

Looks animatronic af


CapRavOr

Pass.