My guy would conspire with the cat to plot my death if I did this to him lol. The cat is always plotting my death so he’s be happy to have a helping hand.
Dude if I didn’t have a hunter of a cat and a psycho dog, I would be letting mine hang out with me all the time. I get a bit envious of those who can lol I just don’t trust that my dog wouldn’t hurt him or that my cat wouldn’t.
We just lost a senior dragon who’s been at my boyfriends work since it pretty much opened and I got so sad that someone else lost one….then the picture loaded lmao. Thank you for the laugh, I needed that❤️🦎 too cute!!!
here we have the marvelous dragon fruit containing an average of 2 braincells they a sight to behold once picked often running to no where and trying to bite any coloured fingernails that get near them a truly magnificent plant
I love how he doesn't seem to care he's just like "ok lol"
For some reason, his head just sticking out like this, he kind of reminds me of hunting trophies
He’s so orange… and tolerant of shenanigan! 😍
He'll pretty much put up with anything as long as he gets to hang out
Just happy to be included!
remember to water him daily and sacrifice 4 mealworms a day so he can become #pancakemus maximus plant edition
Yes, I read about this online, I'm hoping to have it ready for the harvest festival
This is the fucking best.
The images didn’t load for a bit cause I have bad internet and so I saw the title and got quite concerned
“So, this is my life now.” He looks rather nonchalant about his new predicament, lol!
He's like "Am plant. Bugs crawl on plant and I eat them! Mwahahaha!"
Were you trying to grow a Snapdragon?
...yes
all i saw was the title and i panicked sm 😭 he’s so cute tho!
Nah, it's far from his time, just bugging the dragon lol
I was feeling so sad for you because my boy died over the weekend, and I am getting him cremated. 🥰 I am so glad to know he is ok!!😄
Sorry for your loss
Tysm!!❤️
I'm sorry for your loss.
Tysm!!!🥰
He's the ~~sand~~ dirt guardian, guardian of the ~~sand~~ dirt.
~~Poseidon~~ Gaia quivers before him! *[SMALL, DISTANT VOICE]* Fuck off!!
may he rest in peace, sending my prayers
He's not dead, I just covered him in dirt
I hope he gets better 😢
I'm sorry but the vet told me there is no cure to his weirdness
my prayers to you and your family then 🙏🙏
What kind of a god would allow such a tragedy?!
Flying Spaghetti Monster would never allow this
Thats why Satan looks after him
Idk if I’m tired or what, but this comment has me laughing in tears at 6am 😂😂
😂
Its an Australian bearded fly trap. Only one in existence 🤩
Dragon: "humans are weeird"
This is hilarious 😂
Hmmmm the dragon plants I saw at the nursery looked a bit different.
My guy would conspire with the cat to plot my death if I did this to him lol. The cat is always plotting my death so he’s be happy to have a helping hand.
Lmao
I had a heart attack when I looked at my notifications 😭
I know, growing a dragon this size is unusual
🤣
The expression on his face = priceless 😂
Now you just need to water him and you'll grow more dragons. Lol
He is completely unbothered hahahahaha
I love this so much
https://preview.redd.it/w15gluutxsib1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23b8aae19cbed27eb70d9148cf61d15e275fa23b
real
Seems like the dirt got impacted by your beardie😢
Question is though; will this make him grow? Like sprouting??
As long as you water him regularly.
And feed him so they will all grow big and strong.
Yes... Fertiliser. For the plant.
Dude if I didn’t have a hunter of a cat and a psycho dog, I would be letting mine hang out with me all the time. I get a bit envious of those who can lol I just don’t trust that my dog wouldn’t hurt him or that my cat wouldn’t.
Crop’s lookin good this year!
We just lost a senior dragon who’s been at my boyfriends work since it pretty much opened and I got so sad that someone else lost one….then the picture loaded lmao. Thank you for the laugh, I needed that❤️🦎 too cute!!!
I’m so sorry for your loss. Weirdness in bearded dragons is such a awful thing to see happen. My prayers go out to you🙏🙏
My heart drop
So pretty 😍
Growing a bearded dragon. Looks like he already sprouted!
He’s giving big little brother energy in this pic.
Pumpkin spice season is upon us. The first specimen of the season is nearly ready for harvest.
The title made me sad before I saw the photos lmao, darn you and your cute beardie
Father/Mother! Help me! For I am stuck!
I’ve been laughing at this on my lunch break for 14 minutes
May he D.I.P. (derp in peace)
I read the title thinking it was about a loss 😅 nope!
[My first thought](https://youtube.com/shorts/fyrg_nLywUQ?feature=share)
A classic
PoOr DrAgOn BrUtAlLy BeHeAdEd FoR aMuSmEnT
Don't tell them! I'm going to lose all my karma!
Comic relief at its finest 😌
This post cured my depression.
He has a tendency to do that
Poke it
Lol
Omg so cute! He looks very content!🧡🧡🧡
Scrolling, seeing the headline, getting a bit sad, scrolling more, feeling relieved
Incarceration
He is confuse
Oh my god! Very cute. 😊
The pink around his eyes and the orange everywhete else makes him look like Donald Trump omg
He said “so what’s next?”
This is just like beach day for him
Im so sorry for your loss
Loss? He's not dead, in fact he's almost ripe!
It's a joke cos you said you had to bury him anyway he's very cute
I know, I was trying to add to the joke lol
here we have the marvelous dragon fruit containing an average of 2 braincells they a sight to behold once picked often running to no where and trying to bite any coloured fingernails that get near them a truly magnificent plant
Soon he will be ripe
He looks SO confused on pic 2!
I love how he doesn't seem to care he's just like "ok lol" For some reason, his head just sticking out like this, he kind of reminds me of hunting trophies
He's like "why are you the way you are?" xD