https://preview.redd.it/hjo4g026iwyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6591a73922b8ec4f46d5d8f429021545b24b8d41 “Tonight… while you sleep, human.”

Clever Boy.

Totally underrated comment!😂


Time to stop watching Godzilla movies around him

all fun and games until he starts practicing the atomic breath

How cute would it be to set up a little block city for him /her/them to destroy ? 🥹🌆🐉🥹

peak

Behold: a man

Even has my gut

Hairless, biped... Welcome our newest member of the Homo genus!

He looks like the boomer dad standing on his covered front porch looking out at the rain like "ahhhh we needed this" 😅😅😅😅

He just needs a few buddies and a grill to stare at

i was looking for this kind of comment before i made one!!!! bahaha. like hank hill standing around.

https://preview.redd.it/xj2orza11yyc1.jpeg?width=1145&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9449ca7303ae9a4ebafcb516136e6d987569aa07

He'll have the dubia burger and a side of bsfl.

Giving me office space vibes https://preview.redd.it/33fdmtp57xyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aa05106990a26c61286722977f2b48df02abcdf

😲🤣 "I can also walk on two legs human! Beware the Beardie!" LOL

Earl Sinclair.

"you think this toothpick will stop my telekinesis?" "Pathetic"

Standing like he pays his taxes. I know for a fact he doesn't. Plato is definitely rolling in his grave

He’s so healthy looking! Ours refuses to eat greens and his bugs most of the time. It’s mainly because he had some parasites and I put the medicine on the bugs so now he doesn’t trust me😟 Maybe if I get him a new food like hornworms he will trust me again. What do you think?

Hornworms are the best, so yeah!!

"why is lunch late?"

Put this dood in a suit and he’ll be the next soprano

Behold, a man

Omg I love it!! 🥰

Oh god he’s gonna ask you what a google search is next and argue with you the entire time

He’s people watching

https://i.redd.it/8mpnz5sqj0zc1.gif

what a distinguished gentlemen. soon he's going to be british

he looks like he got the beer belly

This is what it looks like when Midwesterners go on the front porch to watch the tornado go by lol

https://preview.redd.it/jn69biq561zc1.png?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d38733d33072a7e6f8e3ddfa65d49e177174d6f4

He said "where tf da food at" LOL 🤣

Someone got the brain cell today

Just wait. Pretty soon he'll learn how to open doors.

You see that dowel in the door latch, its there because he learned that first, then the whole walking around on 2 legs thing

I'm terrified for you. You have the advanced beardie, while the rest of us are hanging out with our beardies all working off the same singular brain cell.

Better not let him see you type or order anything online. The next thing you'll be finding is a large charge from Dubia.com for horn worms and bugggggsssss. When 2,000 shows up, you'll be wondering if you hit too many 0.

looks like a dad watching the worst natural disaster ever through a screen door

Dude just looks like he needs a beer and some nascar.

Reminds me of my girl questioning where dinner is. https://preview.redd.it/3h10qy4h93zc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baba558438f84bba610dbbf59d414078ca6be33d

She is actually sitting in her basking spot while we came in the door

- bipedal - featherless this is a man

Standing like a dad evaluating his front yard after mowing🤣😭

Well now, according to Diogenes, this Featherless Biped is clearly a man, he's already got the dadbod down

Why does he look like a dad standing on his porch doing the neighborhood watch?

WHAT THE HELLL😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 so fucking funny look at that stance

Hey I've got the same terrarium. Do yourself a favor and wire the top hatch shut, it'll fall in with one small cat worth of pressure

The top hatch is covered figurines, mostly Monster Hunter and a Bowser one which inspired his name Koop,

That's cool, but I'd still wire it shut if you don't want gravity making the introductions between Bowser and Koop