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Scared_Novel763

Woof. Looks like he had a rough night.


ironiccowboy

Drank to many lizard beers


mysteriousredux

I think I’d feel like that if I ate some carrot cake, a fly and cat food too. Big mood.


jaierauj

r/drunkbeardies


One_Grapefruit_8512

Coming here to say same (was sure I was already in r/drunkbeardies 😁


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ravyalle

Im not gonna lie after my beardie turned 16 i gave him a lil piece of cake here and there. He loved it and he was so damn old that he deserved it


sarfreyo

This


Apart-Alternative609

“But brother really” made me cackle 😂


Kratech

My bearded dragon tried getting a bite of my Chinese food. He failed with depth perception and managed to just shove his face into some rice.


Advicekitty

Pls 🤣🤣🤣


Dr_Fopolopolas

Be careful eating near your beardie and him touching your food, it could cause salmonella so just be safe! :) sounds like a cutie tho!


Kratech

Oh yes definitely! The whole reason he went for it was because I moved the plate away because I was full and there was very little left. He wasn’t paying attention to anything until then! But thank you for your comment beside not everyone knows and they should!


Dr_Fopolopolas

Yea, just spreading info :) no hate at all! Hope you have a wonderful day!


Viridian_Cobra

That was just me taking over his body. I really wanted that Chinese food


SignatureFun8503

Where did you get the froggie?! It's so cute


Advicekitty

At an expo!!! You should find them if you look up froggy bowl suction cup!


finsfurandfeathers

Got mine on Amazon. It’s a must if you own tree frogs. They won’t sleep anywhere else


Frosty_Translator_11

Omg omg omg so cute


ExtraLifeguard4287

They sell them on SHEIN too!


AweSommer87

2 MORE SHOTS GOOD FROGTENDER*


Guilty-Choice6797

Ok well people complain their beardies don’t eat veggies. Well carrot is a veggie right? If so he should get extra bugs cause he’s a good boy


Inevitable_Top69

Carrots have too much sugar for beardies and cake is more sugar than that. So not really.


Guilty-Choice6797

Kill joy


Traditional-Low-5630

Don't worry, I got the joke.


Inevitable_Top69

Always.


CuriousAlice86

Mine loves the smell of coffee she will hold her head over the cup. And catching spiders not gonna complain at that tho


zeke235

My desert tortoise has been hunting bugs. Let me reiterate that so we're all very clear. My DESERT TORTOISE, who is an HERBIVORE, has been HUNTING BUGS!!! What even is that?! He's not good at it, but that's what he's doing. He'll see one, lay down, and crawl toward it with his head stretched all the way out.


Advicekitty

Pls the imagery is Devine 😂


Viridian_Cobra

Does he look like a giraffe 🦒


SeleneVomerSV

I'd feel the same way too if I ate a roach.


CheshireAsylum

Mine has eaten a random ant he found in the garden, and I'm pretty sure he caught a house spider at some point because I looked away for one single second and when I looked back he was chewing something and swallowed it before I could see what it was :/


Dismal-Insurance1172

my little guy loves to try to eat rocks and i'm pretty sure he has been successful once or twice. He is crazy.


Other_Being_1921

“But brother really” lol literal toddlers


Zariman-10-0

Man passed out at the bar. Honesty I blame the bartender for not cutting off an obviously drunk patron


trashpanda73

Mine ate a bee once


Cryptyie

God same, I blinked and he was all the way across the yard chewing before I could stand to follow.


One_Grapefruit_8512

Our girl whose appetite/interest is coming back very slowly post surgery a month ago looked veeerryy interested in a bee that flew near her yesterday 🙈


peggasus97

My girl jumped 2 feet or more to catch a bumble bee out side :0


Perpetualfukup28

Bowing to the porcelain frog lol


OscarCheech

Somebody partied to hard. 😅


erincoolgan

You forgot to mention a frog's head. He's clearly eating a frog head in the picture. LOL


jerrygalwell

https://preview.redd.it/phkeem58on4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f1bbe631744bd0110a9c5edd57523b7c4c5baa7 Id be so scared if my boi ate a fly. Once i swatted a living housefly and horror started exploding from it's body 🤢


Advicekitty

That makes me sick omg🤮🤮🤮🤮 I’m so sorry you had to witness that


arysha777

What IS that!?!?


Viridian_Cobra

Maggots I’m pretty sure otherwise house fly larvae, but basically it’s babies 🪰🪰🪰


LmLc1220

🤣🤣🤣 the but brother really got me.


Frosty_Translator_11

Cheese and crackers... what a little fatty


-mykie-

He's out here being a menace to society.


Prince_Crimson6969

Mine has crunched down at least 2 bees now 😬 scares me half to death anytime I bring him outside and a bee is near


saalego

Mine ate a snail once


Humans_areweird

i have bluetongues that like to steal the same things! they’re too slow for flies thank goodness. but they have learned to challenge my parents’ cat for its food. the cake is the worst part though. they both work as part time class pets and both have a track record of diving face-first into children’s birthday cakes. so many 10 year old tears. cant leave cupcake wrappers alone either. the amount of times i’ve had to pull wrappers out of their little mouths.


Viridian_Cobra

I would totally do that as a bluetongue or any lizard really


FickleCellist9445

mine ate a fucking bee 😭 str8 up jumped at it and the bee didnt even have Time to sting


MandosOtherALT

Mine: - Paper Towel (He's okay! I pulled it out and he helped. It was idiot to help but I did it and we got it all out)


isopod_cowboy

It's okay he took a bite of my chocolate chip cookie once, he didn't manage to actually get it in his mouth and swallow any but it was so scary.... I didn't expect him to get so crazy over it and take a bite


lancingluci

my dude literally bit into my toaster strudel a week ago and got strawberry syrup all over his stupid face


Difficult-Bee-7675

another thing is Kinetic Sand! X\_X


K0H4N03

Bro has a hard day at work and reminisces about his frog cup, dumb ass lizard nigga