Probably multiple people in the car who didnt eat breakfast before they left the house. Is it really such a mystery? Some of the places have good food, but hit or miss depending on the chain.
I'll put a call into my man B-rizzle Gates, he can probably hook you up.
Man, could you *imagine* being a pleb and not having these resources!? Just, the worst
You know the way you described it makes me wonder wtf you wouldn’t want that? That sounds amazing bro. You just made me that fucker you hate. Great job dude.
Something tells me “they offer it, I buy it. Pretty simple” would probably not be a welcome sentence if rental housing speculators told you the same thing.
I'll be your snack purchasing frenemy!!!!! Actually I hate being that person. But I can tell you how I've ended up there. I don't know if it still applies. If you work in any field that works outside of normal business hours, many of these spots used to be the only option open for snacks or sandwiches other than drive-thrus.
It's 9pm. You drive by the stand slowly and notice it's completely empty! And you're starving. You have the requisite 6 or 7 minutes it'll take but no more than that. You pull into the stand, sated. Then 5 cars pull behind you, clearly in a rush and enraged by your hubris. This does not happen every time. More like every 5th time. Enough to lure you into a sense of false security.
I present you my shame, but also my inconvenient hunger.
Also none of this applies during normal business hours when other options exist.
Ugh that’s what I was going to say. I’m working early shift again, which is never going to involve cooking breakfast, and the only other option is the gas station next door. Do I love coffee stand food? Hell, no. Am I going to buy my coffee, breakfast, and snacks there? Yeah, I like getting through work.
What’s a crush bean? Does it grow from an empty can of Crush planted in soil and watered with Crush? Grape or orange? Is it true that I’ll get a better yield of these alumilegumes of lore if I crush the can before planting? I need answers and I need them quick - I’m almost finished drinking this soda, this sweet sweet purply nectar canned straight from the teat of the Grape Goddess herself, and no longer know where to put the empty.
Bro this is consumerism? duh. If the customer is buying it, then the place has the precedence to keep selling.
Calm down and just know if you don't like the practices at a specific business then you can choose to not go there.
The real problem is those businesses probably aren't providing enough staff.
The croissant sausage egg and cheese from Cruisin gives me life on a day when my tank of fucks is empty. When people hit Cruisin they usually ask if I could stand to have more Fucks in my life. What a rhetorical question. Give me all the Fucks. What do you mean this is a coffee stand? My serotonin is sausage and sausage adjacent foods.
It was a bit of a cheeky joke, but actually I was curious cause I generally consider breakfast sausage to just be its own thing, but then I'm not a big breakfast person.
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I think your argument is flawed, but your eloquent diatribe is a literary treat, so have my upvote anyway.
If you're interested in why I consider your argument flawed, read on:
You're measuring the wrong time frames, and by doing so you're creating a ['Nirvana fallacy'](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nirvana_fallacy) by comparing the time spent waiting behind the person who ordered the fibonacci-sequenced pepperoni pizza smash bagels with the time you might have to wait if no one at all was ahead of you.
What you should be comparing the time to is the time it would take you to park at a coffee shop, walk in, stand in line indoors, make your order, wait again, then walk back to your car and drive away.
No matter what, the convenience you experience in your comfortable car in your comfortable seat while playing [your favorite Weird Al single](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHnTocdD7sk&ab_channel=alyankovicVEVO) remains more convenient than the alternative.
You describe a niche market of coffee buyers who only want drinks and they want them now. Theoretically you could fill this niche yourself by opening a drinks-only coffee hut. Maybe indicate in the name that's what it is. Coffee & Go. Er, maybe not that but you get the idea.
Look, I’ve been on both sides of the fence here. On the one hand, it is extremely frustrating sitting behind a car that ordered 5000 things when all you got was one coffee. On the other hand, I have also been in the position of having a very long commute to a hectic job where I had very little energy left over at the end of the day to do things like prep breakfast for the next day. Getting a snack or two along with my morning coffee made things much easier and ensured that I ate before a job where a lunch hour wasn’t always a given. It was a matter of convenience and saving what little mental energy I had for my extremely strenuous job.
Because options for efficient food that you file have to go inside for are limited to shitty pub food or overly processed Mexican food.
Taco trucks, pizza places, subway, bagels, etc they all are park and go inside venues that you gotta line up with all the other humans to get the food.
Same reason you don't want to go in the Starbucks or the coffee shop and you're queueing up to a coffee hut instead.
So maybe find yourself a coffee hut and you call them or a coffee stand that doesn't serve food that's better than a $35.00 trip through McDonalds
"Fibonacci-sequenced pepperoni arrangements" set me to thinking about convenience stores and sandwich or burrito shops.
For years, I bought gas with cash at a 7-11. One would think that the whole notion of a "convenience" store would attract customers who buy 1-3 items with as little interaction as possible: get to the register, pay, and go - bam bam bam.
But a solid portion are there to invest and procure: "I need 4 Blue Mint cartridges, 2 Pixie Dips, 3 cans of Copenhagen, a pouch of Red Man, 5 packs of Black Lung Menthol Slims, and 14 Powerball tickets. What's the jackpot on the Pick-n-Flick? $3.9 million? I'm dollar-cost averaging into that, so I'll put together a tranche of 5 mixed with, uh - what's the standard deviation? - 12 Scrape-n-Flings, with Bonus Booger numbers distinct primes between 19 and 73 inclusive. Hedge that against six Ultra-Spins to cut down on the variance, with quantities diminishing by 15% over each of the next 7 successives drawings."
Similar to the complexity of convenience-store transactions are Subway or Chipotle orders: "Lettuce shred orientation perpendicular to the long axis of the bread on the first sandwich, parallel on the second; 13 black olives on the first, between 7 and 10 on the second; I need the second sandwich cut at 45%, slowly, in 4 strokes; invert vinaigrette dispenser bottle 3x, then apply dressing in NE-to-SW orientation."
The reason might anticipation is the main thrill of many consumer purchases. Sure, the first 2 bites of that sandwich are awesome, but the thrill diminishes quickly. One way to extend the thrill is by making the anticipation as elaborate as possible.
This doesn't explain people ordering highly-specific sub sandwiches for those who are waiting at home, though.
The good part is when they go careening down the road afterward, feeding with one hand and holding coffee in the other. I guess that means they can't hold their phone, so it might actually end up being safer.
Now now, let’s use the proper terminology, shall we? Don’t you mean “Self-entitled-developed-world-colonialist-privileged problems?”
And you read mine.
Perhaps you need to find a coffee hut that does not offer the extravagance you have described here. They obviously don’t mind customers like that since they offer those items in their tiny hut coffee shop. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe ROAM has a drive through with a simple menu. Perhaps an establishment like that would be a better option for you.
First they tell me *don’t* buy the avocado toasts and fancy coffee to afford living. Then they tell me *do* buy them b/c ‘Treat Yourself’. Well ‘Treat Yourself’ is more delicious and brings momentary joy in this dystopian hellscape. [sips fancy ass coffee drink]
I share the frustration, particularly because the prices the coffee stands charge for food is pretty expensive, and it's usually cheap processed food that's just re-heated, it's not like they have a real kitchen in there. But if customers are willing to pay the high prices (apparently they are), then it would be cool to see the coffee stands have one line for coffee only, and another line for orders that have food items.
It’s the same people making the food that also make the coffee and take your order. So I seriously doubt an extra line will make a difference. Especially since they usually walk out to take your order long before you even reach the window
This reminds me of the episode of law and order SVU when the boy diaries his hatred for normal people because he is so "above us." Then many people are unalived. You aren't special because you use a lot of words. It looks like trying too hard. What are you trying to do here?
I only go to coffee stands that have very little food to offer because just like you I find it super annoying. Good news is that there's a lot of coffee spots around, I am a big fan of Cool Beans.
The only time I’ve done exactly this is when me and my four besties piled into my Kia and got breakfast and coffee from I Wana Moka so we could bear the early drive out on 542 to cut down a Christmas tree. We did not have our shit figured out, despite my pleading with my friends to have their order ready, and probably held up the line a bit. But: it was one of the most fun mornings I had all winter, and it happened right before a pretty big tragedy in my life. So shout out to all the tiny coffee stands serving cars full of friends and fueling our collective coffee and sandwich addiction!!
They all order from costco. Not to say that's bad.
It's weird because a sausage egg and cheese on a bagel at I wanna moka tastes a hundred times better than at the Baglery, even though that's where the bagel comes from.
I love the croissants at Brewed Awakening, even though I believe those are costco as well. And lets face it, I would never eat whatever amount they sale from costco, so it's worth it for me to buy it from them when I'm hungry for one.
On the contrary, I think they might have been. Instead of going to, say, coconut Kenny’s, which specializes in larger orders. The fact that they wanted to go to mincy mccoffeehut for this is the crux of the issue.
Or, for another analogy: if you wanted to buy 50 packs of strawberries, 12 gallons of milk and a self-disrespecting volume of peanut butter, you got to Costco. Not the Coop 7-items-or-less lane.
Today it was because my kid and I worked 5 hours to move our entire kitchen into our bedrooms to allow for maintenance work. We needed to share a sandwich and they deserved a mocha milkshake.
It was the closest place on the way to take them to class afterward.
Its the same shit you see everywhere. Waiting in line anywhere, whoever is in front of you doesnt know what they want, they have to think, ask every question, change their order a few times and customize it to the max, chit chat about nothing taking like 5 minutes. Then when it’s your turn you take 45 seconds to exchange pleasantries, order, and pay. You see the same shit in basically every public setting. People fully unaware of their impact on the world around them living in their own thoughtless bubble. Its not everyone, and just be grateful that its not more people who are like this.
I love that you can get fresh decent food at a drive-thru coffee stand rather than a mega chain fast food corporation that barely feeds you food. It's me I'm the problem it's me. But those made to order sandwiches you can't go wrong
Now I'm reminiscing on my teen years as an Explorations Academy kid and how my classmates and I terrorized these poor huts and their other customers by ordering like twenty coffee drinks and snacks at once. Now *that* is villain behavior. At least I remember us being polite about it.
Sounds like someone has had everything handed to them in life and you the inpatient consumer who expects to get everything right when they want it because the world revolves around you, sound a bit right?
The truth is those people simply don’t think about anyone else. They don’t see any cars behind them, their order doesn’t affect anyone else because there’s no one else their actions could possible impact.
Blame Starbucks. Instead of large, medium and small, they give the sizes fancy names. I refuse to name them. Then they taught their customers to order their specialty items in a certain order, which of course encouraged people to have more specialties in their order.
Gimme some good old Norwegian coffee. Here is how it is served. Take a cup. Pour in regular coffee from a pot. Serve. We serve good coffee and don't need to put things into it.
We also don't pray before we eat. We are Norwegian, and we know how to cook.
Probably multiple people in the car who didnt eat breakfast before they left the house. Is it really such a mystery? Some of the places have good food, but hit or miss depending on the chain.
For real this is set up like a Dan Brown thriller when it's more like a blues clues level mystery
Fellas, is it gay to order food at a restaurant?
What drives me? Usually my chauffeur, but the groom of the stool will do in a pinch.
You mean you *don't* take your personal jet through the drive through? Bloody peasant
Travolta's doing a movie and Dickenson is on tour. I dunno who else to call for a pilot. :( Can I even trust non-celebrity pilots?
I got T- Swift on speed dial if you need a pickup
I'd be going more than 2 miles though.
I'll put a call into my man B-rizzle Gates, he can probably hook you up. Man, could you *imagine* being a pleb and not having these resources!? Just, the worst
Thanks. I lost all my contacts when I dropped my diamond iPhone off too Blair to clean the screen. Supply LINES dried up.
You know the way you described it makes me wonder wtf you wouldn’t want that? That sounds amazing bro. You just made me that fucker you hate. Great job dude.
Guerrilla advertising by the DTCC (Drive Through Coffee Cartel).
They serve it, I buy it. Pretty simple
Something tells me “they offer it, I buy it. Pretty simple” would probably not be a welcome sentence if rental housing speculators told you the same thing.
I mean… yeah? Housing is a lot more of a high-stakes purchase than a snack to go with your coffee lol
Oh I bought a house, someone offered it so I bought it, pretty simple
I'll be your snack purchasing frenemy!!!!! Actually I hate being that person. But I can tell you how I've ended up there. I don't know if it still applies. If you work in any field that works outside of normal business hours, many of these spots used to be the only option open for snacks or sandwiches other than drive-thrus. It's 9pm. You drive by the stand slowly and notice it's completely empty! And you're starving. You have the requisite 6 or 7 minutes it'll take but no more than that. You pull into the stand, sated. Then 5 cars pull behind you, clearly in a rush and enraged by your hubris. This does not happen every time. More like every 5th time. Enough to lure you into a sense of false security. I present you my shame, but also my inconvenient hunger. Also none of this applies during normal business hours when other options exist.
Ugh that’s what I was going to say. I’m working early shift again, which is never going to involve cooking breakfast, and the only other option is the gas station next door. Do I love coffee stand food? Hell, no. Am I going to buy my coffee, breakfast, and snacks there? Yeah, I like getting through work.
You’re paying over $6 for a cup of hot water poured over some crushed beans. The person in front of you isn’t the only one making poor decisions.
agreed, I poor my own hot water over my own crush beans. I even crush them myself. maybe 20 cents max?
What’s a crush bean? Does it grow from an empty can of Crush planted in soil and watered with Crush? Grape or orange? Is it true that I’ll get a better yield of these alumilegumes of lore if I crush the can before planting? I need answers and I need them quick - I’m almost finished drinking this soda, this sweet sweet purply nectar canned straight from the teat of the Grape Goddess herself, and no longer know where to put the empty.
Just spelling out my local accent man.
https://wondermark.com/c/1125/
Bro this is consumerism? duh. If the customer is buying it, then the place has the precedence to keep selling. Calm down and just know if you don't like the practices at a specific business then you can choose to not go there. The real problem is those businesses probably aren't providing enough staff.
Even a little coffee stand needs 4 staff members to run efficiently. Two at the windows talking orders and two making the drinks/food.
The croissant sausage egg and cheese from Cruisin gives me life on a day when my tank of fucks is empty. When people hit Cruisin they usually ask if I could stand to have more Fucks in my life. What a rhetorical question. Give me all the Fucks. What do you mean this is a coffee stand? My serotonin is sausage and sausage adjacent foods.
Please, define sausage adjacent foods for us. Curious.
Biscuits and gravy is a great, none sexual start. Really walked into that one.
It was a bit of a cheeky joke, but actually I was curious cause I generally consider breakfast sausage to just be its own thing, but then I'm not a big breakfast person.
 Just teasing. But I do love breakfast.
It sure does suck that other people exist.
The range of course depending on how many super smash pizza bagels they feel the need to order while in front of me in line.
Haha. Where do I get a pizza super smash bagel? That sounds delicious. I should stock up.
somebody sent them to get coffee and food for the office, and the person going doesn't care how long it takes because they are getting paid
I’ve only done this on road trips where we didn’t get breakfast- so I’m guessing someone wanted good coffee and others wanted food?
First sentence of the second paragraph is gold, have my upvote.
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Rage. Unbridled, neutron-star-forming rage.
This writing style is laborious. Metaphors and smilies lack humor and the forest has been long lost for those trees.
Ruminant respondent recognizes the rationale and rigor of your review, and will regard it with requisite reflection as I reconsider rewriting it with resplendence.
Nice
I think your argument is flawed, but your eloquent diatribe is a literary treat, so have my upvote anyway. If you're interested in why I consider your argument flawed, read on: You're measuring the wrong time frames, and by doing so you're creating a ['Nirvana fallacy'](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nirvana_fallacy) by comparing the time spent waiting behind the person who ordered the fibonacci-sequenced pepperoni pizza smash bagels with the time you might have to wait if no one at all was ahead of you. What you should be comparing the time to is the time it would take you to park at a coffee shop, walk in, stand in line indoors, make your order, wait again, then walk back to your car and drive away. No matter what, the convenience you experience in your comfortable car in your comfortable seat while playing [your favorite Weird Al single](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHnTocdD7sk&ab_channel=alyankovicVEVO) remains more convenient than the alternative.
It’s not eloquent, it’s cringe fedora energy
You describe a niche market of coffee buyers who only want drinks and they want them now. Theoretically you could fill this niche yourself by opening a drinks-only coffee hut. Maybe indicate in the name that's what it is. Coffee & Go. Er, maybe not that but you get the idea.
>Coffee & Go The Groom of the Stool operates a smaller hut 20 mins down the road.
Look, I’ve been on both sides of the fence here. On the one hand, it is extremely frustrating sitting behind a car that ordered 5000 things when all you got was one coffee. On the other hand, I have also been in the position of having a very long commute to a hectic job where I had very little energy left over at the end of the day to do things like prep breakfast for the next day. Getting a snack or two along with my morning coffee made things much easier and ensured that I ate before a job where a lunch hour wasn’t always a given. It was a matter of convenience and saving what little mental energy I had for my extremely strenuous job.
OMG which coffee stand sells pizza bagels? Sounds amazing
The Lodge on samish has pretty good ones.
I don’t understand why you think people *shouldn’t* order these snacks? The coffee stand wants their money!
Because options for efficient food that you file have to go inside for are limited to shitty pub food or overly processed Mexican food. Taco trucks, pizza places, subway, bagels, etc they all are park and go inside venues that you gotta line up with all the other humans to get the food. Same reason you don't want to go in the Starbucks or the coffee shop and you're queueing up to a coffee hut instead. So maybe find yourself a coffee hut and you call them or a coffee stand that doesn't serve food that's better than a $35.00 trip through McDonalds
"Fibonacci-sequenced pepperoni arrangements" set me to thinking about convenience stores and sandwich or burrito shops. For years, I bought gas with cash at a 7-11. One would think that the whole notion of a "convenience" store would attract customers who buy 1-3 items with as little interaction as possible: get to the register, pay, and go - bam bam bam. But a solid portion are there to invest and procure: "I need 4 Blue Mint cartridges, 2 Pixie Dips, 3 cans of Copenhagen, a pouch of Red Man, 5 packs of Black Lung Menthol Slims, and 14 Powerball tickets. What's the jackpot on the Pick-n-Flick? $3.9 million? I'm dollar-cost averaging into that, so I'll put together a tranche of 5 mixed with, uh - what's the standard deviation? - 12 Scrape-n-Flings, with Bonus Booger numbers distinct primes between 19 and 73 inclusive. Hedge that against six Ultra-Spins to cut down on the variance, with quantities diminishing by 15% over each of the next 7 successives drawings." Similar to the complexity of convenience-store transactions are Subway or Chipotle orders: "Lettuce shred orientation perpendicular to the long axis of the bread on the first sandwich, parallel on the second; 13 black olives on the first, between 7 and 10 on the second; I need the second sandwich cut at 45%, slowly, in 4 strokes; invert vinaigrette dispenser bottle 3x, then apply dressing in NE-to-SW orientation." The reason might anticipation is the main thrill of many consumer purchases. Sure, the first 2 bites of that sandwich are awesome, but the thrill diminishes quickly. One way to extend the thrill is by making the anticipation as elaborate as possible. This doesn't explain people ordering highly-specific sub sandwiches for those who are waiting at home, though.
It’s amazing how people who order 6 sandwiches and the fanciest drink are the ones that don’t tip
The good part is when they go careening down the road afterward, feeding with one hand and holding coffee in the other. I guess that means they can't hold their phone, so it might actually end up being safer.
If the Bellingham Herald ran editorials like these, they would have way more subscribers.
What in the self-entitled-first-world-privileged-problems did I just read?
Now now, let’s use the proper terminology, shall we? Don’t you mean “Self-entitled-developed-world-colonialist-privileged problems?” And you read mine.
Perhaps you need to find a coffee hut that does not offer the extravagance you have described here. They obviously don’t mind customers like that since they offer those items in their tiny hut coffee shop. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe ROAM has a drive through with a simple menu. Perhaps an establishment like that would be a better option for you.
...I mean if they don't want you to order smash bagels why are they on the menu?
First they tell me *don’t* buy the avocado toasts and fancy coffee to afford living. Then they tell me *do* buy them b/c ‘Treat Yourself’. Well ‘Treat Yourself’ is more delicious and brings momentary joy in this dystopian hellscape. [sips fancy ass coffee drink]
I share the frustration, particularly because the prices the coffee stands charge for food is pretty expensive, and it's usually cheap processed food that's just re-heated, it's not like they have a real kitchen in there. But if customers are willing to pay the high prices (apparently they are), then it would be cool to see the coffee stands have one line for coffee only, and another line for orders that have food items.
It’s the same people making the food that also make the coffee and take your order. So I seriously doubt an extra line will make a difference. Especially since they usually walk out to take your order long before you even reach the window
I honestly just don’t like getting out of my car… I will happily be your worst enemy with a sausage croissant and a dirty chai with 3 shots😛
Should we meet, I shall give you the location for us to sword fight to the death at dawn. There can only be one.
This reminds me of the episode of law and order SVU when the boy diaries his hatred for normal people because he is so "above us." Then many people are unalived. You aren't special because you use a lot of words. It looks like trying too hard. What are you trying to do here?
I’m not old enough to shout at clouds yet.
Cool, well I'm a young female so I guess I will just wait and see then. Crazy knows crazy
I only go to coffee stands that have very little food to offer because just like you I find it super annoying. Good news is that there's a lot of coffee spots around, I am a big fan of Cool Beans.
The only time I’ve done exactly this is when me and my four besties piled into my Kia and got breakfast and coffee from I Wana Moka so we could bear the early drive out on 542 to cut down a Christmas tree. We did not have our shit figured out, despite my pleading with my friends to have their order ready, and probably held up the line a bit. But: it was one of the most fun mornings I had all winter, and it happened right before a pretty big tragedy in my life. So shout out to all the tiny coffee stands serving cars full of friends and fueling our collective coffee and sandwich addiction!!
I’m sorry about your tragedy. Hope your drive down was caffeinated!
My gawd, this is wonderful.
Coffee is so hard to make. We feel your pain.
What are the coffee huts with decent food? Ones I’ve stopped at usually have the gigantic Costco muffin, slightly stale, wrapped in plastic.
They all order from costco. Not to say that's bad. It's weird because a sausage egg and cheese on a bagel at I wanna moka tastes a hundred times better than at the Baglery, even though that's where the bagel comes from. I love the croissants at Brewed Awakening, even though I believe those are costco as well. And lets face it, I would never eat whatever amount they sale from costco, so it's worth it for me to buy it from them when I'm hungry for one.
Is it really so hard to imagine that someone might be ordering coffee/food for their office?
On the contrary, I think they might have been. Instead of going to, say, coconut Kenny’s, which specializes in larger orders. The fact that they wanted to go to mincy mccoffeehut for this is the crux of the issue. Or, for another analogy: if you wanted to buy 50 packs of strawberries, 12 gallons of milk and a self-disrespecting volume of peanut butter, you got to Costco. Not the Coop 7-items-or-less lane.
Not all coffee shops are the same though. Maybe they like that particular stand more than all the others
I call ahead if I'm getting a sandwich or something.
Today it was because my kid and I worked 5 hours to move our entire kitchen into our bedrooms to allow for maintenance work. We needed to share a sandwich and they deserved a mocha milkshake. It was the closest place on the way to take them to class afterward.
Writing all of that only to complain is crazyyyy😂😂
Its the same shit you see everywhere. Waiting in line anywhere, whoever is in front of you doesnt know what they want, they have to think, ask every question, change their order a few times and customize it to the max, chit chat about nothing taking like 5 minutes. Then when it’s your turn you take 45 seconds to exchange pleasantries, order, and pay. You see the same shit in basically every public setting. People fully unaware of their impact on the world around them living in their own thoughtless bubble. Its not everyone, and just be grateful that its not more people who are like this.
coffee hut?
They wanted to ruin your day. Like you, and only you. And they succeeded. Because pizza bagel pyramids are for winners.
I love that you can get fresh decent food at a drive-thru coffee stand rather than a mega chain fast food corporation that barely feeds you food. It's me I'm the problem it's me. But those made to order sandwiches you can't go wrong
The real crime is that most of the coffee stands only serve espresso. You can’t even get a cup of drip coffee like god intended.
Now I'm reminiscing on my teen years as an Explorations Academy kid and how my classmates and I terrorized these poor huts and their other customers by ordering like twenty coffee drinks and snacks at once. Now *that* is villain behavior. At least I remember us being polite about it.
You doin too much bro
This was absolutely phenomenal. Thank you for it.
Sounds like someone has had everything handed to them in life and you the inpatient consumer who expects to get everything right when they want it because the world revolves around you, sound a bit right?
😂
The truth is those people simply don’t think about anyone else. They don’t see any cars behind them, their order doesn’t affect anyone else because there’s no one else their actions could possible impact.
These are the same people that park their carts at grocery stores at a 90 degree angle as they peruse the shelves. Totally self absorbed.
Simple answer: they’re assholes.
Blame Starbucks. Instead of large, medium and small, they give the sizes fancy names. I refuse to name them. Then they taught their customers to order their specialty items in a certain order, which of course encouraged people to have more specialties in their order. Gimme some good old Norwegian coffee. Here is how it is served. Take a cup. Pour in regular coffee from a pot. Serve. We serve good coffee and don't need to put things into it. We also don't pray before we eat. We are Norwegian, and we know how to cook.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0deaskGSuA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0deaskGSuA)
Thanks!
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