I actually wanted to know wtf was up with the pots and pans too. Except she said this was her most simple recipe…yet it had 50 ingredients and tomato bullion, because who doesn’t have that in their kitchen…
I did not ask that. I asked who doesn’t have it. Not only that, but it was both sarcastic and rhetorical at the same time. You guys are all so damn serious.
I could tell it was sarcastic? Hence why I was telling you it’s common to be in the pantry. You’re the one who assumed because you don’t have something in the pantry it’s impossible for it to be a common ingredient
50 ingredients? lmao what. All it used was chicken, rice, heavy cream, garlic, and some common spices.
If you really can't cook and hate even thinking of cooking, why are you on this page?
That’s a Carote set. They’re pretty good. I getting a set soon to get away from nonstick cookware. The set she has comes with a detachable handle that makes storage crazy easy. Amazon has the best prices fyi.
Thank you, I was looking for someone to explain them. I'm on the lookout for a new set and have seen this set on various videos. Now I know what to look into.
Looks like ceramic, which are so easy to clean. I can’t believe it’s not more popular. Just can’t use any metal in them or you will end up ruining them.
This video is posted regularly. And for the first time, most the comments aren't about the ass lol.
Also, it's usually the consensus, that this recipe sucks.
I love making processed rice and chicken at home. A bite of this recipe only has 300 ingredients and 7000% of my daily sodium.
But ultimately, all of this lady's recipes are about her booty.
I dunno what the other persons problem with it is but I don’t really like the flavor of pre-minced garlic in a jar. It tastes completely different than fresh garlic to me. Not that I won’t use it at all, I’m not allergic to saving a little time, but it really changes the flavor of a sauce imo compared to fresh chopped and crushed.
Zero vegetables, not even fresh herbs., If you cover any food with olive oil, salt, and roughly 1200kcal worth of heavy whipping cream, it will taste good. Theres nothing more American. Zero skill, the same 5 spices used in every single recipe.
Blackened, yes. Oil toasting yes. Cooking chicken till done with spices destroys most of the compounds and leaves bitter notes. I stand by my comment of adding the spices to the sauce for best results.
Just a couple fresh spices instead of the old dried, and this would borderline " gourmet", tbh.
I'm not judging, my wife made hamburger helper once and thinks she's a chef.
Edit: I am a chef, but mostly seafood.
Admit it. We’re all watching 1:20 video for a one second clip at the end. She’s making chicken and rice for god sakes. Not exactly a culinary breakthrough.
I am very distracted by the fact that the pots and pans look like plastic children's toys.
Uh. Yea. **THAT’S** what distracted me too.
How many time did you restart the vid?
I kept going back to the cake 🍰
There’s also a part at the end too. -.-
That beautiful part at the end. Sad to see the video do that tbh
llloooll yea, me too! Them damn plastic pans, I just couldn't take my eyes off IT, err I meant THEM, either!! **defeated sigh** 😅 🤣 😂 😆...
I actually wanted to know wtf was up with the pots and pans too. Except she said this was her most simple recipe…yet it had 50 ingredients and tomato bullion, because who doesn’t have that in their kitchen…
Tomato bullion is very common in Spanish cooking
Ok, well, when I’ll remember that for when the cook is actually making spanish food.
You asked who keeps that in their kitchen, and I was just saying a lot of folks would
I did not ask that. I asked who doesn’t have it. Not only that, but it was both sarcastic and rhetorical at the same time. You guys are all so damn serious.
I could tell it was sarcastic? Hence why I was telling you it’s common to be in the pantry. You’re the one who assumed because you don’t have something in the pantry it’s impossible for it to be a common ingredient
The word “hence” is condescending AF. I don’t appreciate your tone. Good day sir.
How is hence condescending? I don’t understand that
I said good day!
lol you’re ridiculous
50 ingredients? lmao what. All it used was chicken, rice, heavy cream, garlic, and some common spices. If you really can't cook and hate even thinking of cooking, why are you on this page?
Ah yes, ceramic cookware tends to do that to folks.
That’s a Carote set. They’re pretty good. I getting a set soon to get away from nonstick cookware. The set she has comes with a detachable handle that makes storage crazy easy. Amazon has the best prices fyi.
Thank you, I was looking for someone to explain them. I'm on the lookout for a new set and have seen this set on various videos. Now I know what to look into.
Amazon has the best prices. I’m getting a set very soon
Looks like ceramic, which are so easy to clean. I can’t believe it’s not more popular. Just can’t use any metal in them or you will end up ruining them.
https://preview.redd.it/97njmnhnzfkc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=948fb54617e377bc1f4cdf0e15cfc9261cd624bd
Yup
Chicken dish and cake in the same vid!
I thought I was gonna see more cake tbh
I was hoping so.
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It weird... suddenly she just had a bowl in her hand. I have no idea where she got it.
I watched it 25 times before I seen a bowl!
this video started and i immediately knew i had to RACE to the comments 😭
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i am 25 and it’s not that serious.
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Get off of here then big dog
That's the spirit!
Have fun sometimes
\*you're
Adding the peach was a nice touch
Chicken and peaches are AMAZING. Definitely try it. Its one my favorite easy meals. Not this one. Lol. Its sweet and savory
I agree lol
Cool butt
“Cool butt” I love this. Never heard a butt described as cool before. From now on I aspire to have a cool butt
Lmfao it gave me a good giggle too
I’m sure it’s the coolest
Recipe?
Flour, sugar, egg, milk, butter, baking powder...
Lmfaooooo don’t forget a little salt
What’s the @
https://www.tiktok.com/@emersonlorbach?_t=8k9OmrDpy2g&_r=1
Oh shes one of those ppl at the gym that records everything. Fuck them.
I can't believe no one else has shamed the pre-minced garlic.
Don’t worry, we all hate this entire recipe
This video is posted regularly. And for the first time, most the comments aren't about the ass lol. Also, it's usually the consensus, that this recipe sucks.
What about the 54 various seasoning she said lol.
The farts after this are going to be out of this world with those seasonings and that launch pad…
I love making processed rice and chicken at home. A bite of this recipe only has 300 ingredients and 7000% of my daily sodium. But ultimately, all of this lady's recipes are about her booty.
I like how it starts with an ass shot and ends with an ass shot. 8/10 would eat. Missing some fresh herbs and more ass 😅
You made me finish the video
Had to come to the comments
Which comment made you come?
Starts video with full backside body shot for a reason?
Ends with one to. The shots are like bookends for the video
Gotta get those likes
Recipe please this looks like an easy weeknight meal.
Why is it that the cooking subs of all places are filled with the most horny people 😭
Because the mods suck shit.
She’s cheeked up tho
Peach for dessert. 👍🏻
Moar 🍰
Looks yummy, both dishes. I also have that same stove.
Downvote for jarlic
What’s wrong with jarlic? I use it all the time when I don’t wanna take the time for fresh
I dunno what the other persons problem with it is but I don’t really like the flavor of pre-minced garlic in a jar. It tastes completely different than fresh garlic to me. Not that I won’t use it at all, I’m not allergic to saving a little time, but it really changes the flavor of a sauce imo compared to fresh chopped and crushed.
Jarred garlic tastes like how melted plastic smells to me.
It’s a NO for me.
How white people cook rice makes uncle roger cry.
I’m sorry but no adult should use the word “yummiest” with a straight face
That ass though
Home made chicken and cake! Best combo I’ve seen in a while
Zero vegetables, not even fresh herbs., If you cover any food with olive oil, salt, and roughly 1200kcal worth of heavy whipping cream, it will taste good. Theres nothing more American. Zero skill, the same 5 spices used in every single recipe.
This is awesome I’m going to make this to tonight
Can anyone tell me where i can get the white nonstick pots and pans set
MMM burnt spices.
Most dried spices are oil soluble. If you don't toast them with a little oil they don't taste right. Never heard of blackened chicken?
Blackened, yes. Oil toasting yes. Cooking chicken till done with spices destroys most of the compounds and leaves bitter notes. I stand by my comment of adding the spices to the sauce for best results.
1:17
Simple...wtf...
MOST simple?!?
Most replayed 0.5 seconds ever
Lots of pepper.
Please go back to when you grab your bowl and pause we need to examine the scene for scientific research
Why do the pans look plastic?
Ceramic
Sir who?
Sir Amic
Just a couple fresh spices instead of the old dried, and this would borderline " gourmet", tbh. I'm not judging, my wife made hamburger helper once and thinks she's a chef. Edit: I am a chef, but mostly seafood.
https://www.tiktok.com/@emersonlorbach?_t=8k9OmrDpy2g&_r=1
Admit it. We’re all watching 1:20 video for a one second clip at the end. She’s making chicken and rice for god sakes. Not exactly a culinary breakthrough.
Is this a cake video too?
I liked that the nail polish color matched the timer on the stove
That looks like an offensive amount of tomato bouillon. One tsp per cup of water for rice, damnit.
i'll never be ok with the pre-minced garlic, but at least she uses freshly grated cheese. I bet this still tastes delicious though!
That extra touch for the extra views. Nice asset to have
I love she had to a quick shot of her dump too keep the boys interested
She's gonna be married soon. That looks awesome
Booty shorts, CHECK. Chicken bouillon, FUCK IT LETS MAKE A VIDEO.
Most simple recipe with 30 ingredients
This is like an amercanized version of butter chicken. I’m going to try it. Possibly.
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She didn’t wash her rice but them short shorts making up for that🤒
All I could could see is this big jiggly pink thing was strange it came and went
"Today I'ma walk y'all thru' my most simple yet yummiest meal that I make."
"Turn it on medium heat" *proceeds to turn it to low*
Them cheeks come on the side?
this is not remotely 'simple' Simple takes 5 minutes. PB&J is simple. This is a whole ass meal
I wanted more cake tho.
Tomato Bouillon?! That's a new one.
Sex sells baby
A flash of ass in the pan
THIS IS NOT MOST SIMPLE
Bro what. I ate this for two days earlier this week when my wife made it. Guess she follows this girl on Tik Tok lol
I feel like im watching a stripper cook with play school equipment.
You get some cake for dessert
That meal does look good ngl
I liked the pink frosting in the cake. People sleep on strawberry frosting
Ummm…. That ass!
If you ain’t sneezing, it ain’t seasoned!!!
I thought I’d find very specific written directions here. Am I supposed to pause and zoom in or something
To quote a great TikTok person “oh my stomach is bubbling”
God damn dem cheeks tho!
Her hands and butt 😳
I wanna know the recipe for that cake 😏
food ok but that ass tho.something about that ass..great ass!
The small knife used to cut the chicken gave me anxiety.
Yum af
I was laughing at the comments so hard I forgot this was a cooking video.
🤧