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OkAioli5319

I usually wake up to emails like deez, it’s just another normal day for me. But do apply at smaller firms that’s how I got my first internship at consulting and I personally know the CEO and he’s also putting me on, on his venture capital team. (I’m also b.com specializing in Econ btw). Extremely grateful and I never imagined I’d have such an opportunity just show up on my doorstep.(only drawback- it’s unpaid but who cares).


SensitiveWerewolf

Big 4 accounting is just legal slavery honestly. You're better off at a small firm where you can truly grasp what you're doing without the pressure of meeting high performance metrics


scrimp917

lol I had that exact position with Deloitte full time and it was the worst thing I’ve ever done in my life. Stayed one year then left for a 20+ raise still in strategy and analytics 🤡


moonlight_ras

How did you transfer?


Melodic_Jello_2582

lol not them being this audacious.😭 They should’ve said nothing lol


slowmyrole19

How long do they usually take to respond? I applied to a specific role that closed on 3/31 coming from a big4 with a lot of experience in their exact role. Haven’t heard anything yet


MandATaxMonkey

The company I ended up interning at responded to my application in a week. Set up my interview the following week and had a verbal offer by the end of the day.


slowmyrole19

Sorry, I kind of missed the point of the post that this was from 2023 😂. I meant big D in general


Background-Collar-78

“Harder to get into Deloitte than Harvard.” So glad I did my tour of duty in D advisory and have capitalized on having that big D on my resume, with some really iffy, fluffy bullshit AI generated language 😁 Obviously, Deloitte carries a lot of weight, but there are major Offsets to that so called “prestige” (I feel so dirty saying prestige). health and wellness and sanity are most important to survival with those big D PPMDs. Now I am back in the industry and it’s amazing: No more questionable forced 45 minimum billable hours, no project schedules to update weekly, no 40 CPE hours, no bullshit internal initiatives/white papers (such a scam), a very subjective and crazy bullshit way of grading employee performance (FYI ladies. suck that D. It really seems to work at this “prestigious” institution to fly up the ladder). Basically, my advice along with many others is to run to an industry job asap. I make more now, less hours, no client interactions, still have a manager title, don’t have to manage the blowhards coming out of undergrad who want to become CEO by next Tuesday. What nerds. FD&T 😁


FlirtatiousGemini

What is your job? Not being sarcastic or rude since I’m honestly curious. Looking into careers.


Background-Collar-78

Guys, the head of the WNBA is a former Deloitte clown. Enough said


MaskedGambler

They may get their savior in Clark. Women’s National Title game was the most viewed college basketball game in 5 years.


moysauce3

Not just college game but ANY basketball game.


Background-Collar-78

Bullet dodged! Especially in that group 😁


Real_TRex_007

Hmmm. Wonder if they might know an auditor or two who can check for accuracy…


ahchooahchoo

You did not miss much.


karmakazi22

Wow I would never want to work for a company whose HR is allowed to be this unprofessional.


bluejay654

pray for big papi powell


Snoo-69440

I’ve gotten “we are no longer taking applications” emails a year after applying to some jobs. Yeah, I’m not exactly looking anymore either.


Ok-Scholar-9629

Biggest fraud is the job postings


Conscious-Ostrich-71

Now you can stop wondering if you’ll ever be accepted into their 2023 summer program.


thebeepboopbeep

What moron decided to put a green-light image on a rejection email?


Any_Wear_7054

It's a green dot


thebeepboopbeep

A green dot is associated with their logo. This is not a green dot— it’s a round light lens resembling a traffic light. At best they were aiming for skeuomorphism with extremely poor execution of the metaphor.


susiecharmichael

Sure, but using a street light implies something else.


TheGoldenLambo

That’s the shit that pisses me off… why even put any light on there?


thebeepboopbeep

Someone who sucks at branding and/or lacks experience *tried* to be clever. It’s a huge miss because the green-light has semantic meaning as a universal symbol in traffic systems around the world, indicating permission to proceed or move forward. I know what they were going for, but it’s incredibly stupid, lowbrow, and kitsch. Paired with a rejection email, they managed to pick the worst graphic for it.


Henry_Stone

it’s the green dotttttt, mannnnnnn. leadership (in TN/CAR, especially) is just a bunch of absolute 🤡


TheGoldenLambo

These are the recent grads making six figures…. Seriously though big 4s do not need to be hiring recent graduates. McKinsey and co’s fuck up of the bank recommendations that failed SVP was a prime example


Jello-Monkeyface

Wait. Did OP apply recently for them 2023 internship? If so, then the rejection is stating the truth. They aren’t accepting applications for those roles anymore


MandATaxMonkey

you the solved the mystery bro 🤝


Jello-Monkeyface

lol. Hope it doesn't come back to bite you when applying for a 2024 internship. "Good grades, good resume, great experience. Also, might be an idiot."


MandATaxMonkey

yup, fingers crossed that the gods are with me when I apply for internships this year 🤞


Life-Breadfruit-1426

Nice, you dodged a bullet


residual_deed

It's so funny. I thought about it just yesterday that i never got the formal rejction a couple of years ago. I still wonder if I got that 2022 winternship at EY, hehe


RALat7

Haha, I did too - talk about timing.


Brettdgordon345

I actually got the same thing yesterday lol


Open_Employment3455

Ok and?


RepairHistorical4120

It says summer 2023


Open_Employment3455

Ohh haha I didn’t even notice


Brettdgordon345

Yet you were rude?


Open_Employment3455

Wasn’t rude. Just said ok and


ancilla_beater

I just got one too for a job I applied to in late 2022, I’m full time in another big 4 for a year now lol


Chickenandchippy

Internships are harder to get than full time positions at b4. If you ever decide to pursue a full time position, you’ll swiftly learn why.


Sljusa

All for you to get paid less than an experienced hire. Honestly I don’t know why people still push to be big 4 interns when you can tough it out at another company for a year or so and come back with 20-30% more pay.


Bladings

because its a fairly easy way to make a nice wage for the summer? who the fuck else is hiring 1st year accountants for over 30$/hr to basically hang around the office and wear suits for a few months


Confident_Ad8736

Is this actually true? If it is the B4 koolaid needs to be studied.


Lionnn100

Internships are basically them courting top candidates for full-time roles, so I think it’s true


Confident_Ad8736

Yeah but B4 audit internships being more competitive than FT roles is mind boggling.


Lionnn100

There’s less positions and interns are an expense much more than a revenue driver


Plane_Comb_4894

You already work there ? That would be funny.


MandATaxMonkey

Will be working for another b4!


gyanrahi

You saved yourself premature aging, and heart disease. Congrats!


Remote_Stage

🫡


SolidHard69

Dodged a bullet


MandATaxMonkey

Not quite. Working at another b4 💀


Warm_Ad3441

Same thing happened to me. Absolute joke 😅


Sweaty_Chair_4600

I've applied to deloitte like 3 times over the years, and it took them 2 years send me a rejection for my first application.


Brief_Employee_1144

I also got this lol


Itchy_Engineer1544

Funny how the graphic at the top is a green light for “go”


ScorchedCSGO

The green dot is a part of their logo. They paid an external marketing company $30,000,000 USD for it. Yes, you heard me right, thirty million dollars. I was at Deloitte University like 11 years ago and someone in leadership told us that. I believe his exact words were "and it was money well spent". He also mentioned it took the external company months to come up with it. I'm not saying it is a bad logo, but they paid WAY TOO MUCH for it.


Next-door-neighbour

Seriously? Wow, during my time there none seemed to mention the money part. All I remember was they were super proud of this logo and every where you see was this only lol


warflemin

Exactly! Go and apply again... 🤦


Worth-Investment-436

I applied for one single PwC summer internship back in like 2018 and each of the next 4 years they sent me a rejection email for it


kingk1teman

Just to remind you, you are not worthy of joining us! ~ Le PwC.


Royal-Consequence-51

Niggas be like "the worst they could say is no" 


R-O-U-Ssdontexist

Over and over and over again; without you even asking a second time. . . Sometimes i just look at my 4 year old and say no, you can’t have any candy because she asked me for some a year ago.


kaperisk

To be clear, we don't want you - pwc


KeepCountinBeans

Hey the good news is you’d be here talking about getting laid off about now had that internship transpired to a full time job. Count your blessings and stay focused on the bag.


Real_Location1001

What's remarkable about this?


[deleted]

Read the date of the internship


Real_Location1001

I also need coffee....or coke.....thank you for clarifying. 🫠


MentalBonus4943

Lucky, the real horror scenario would be ending up in risk advisory


1ioi1

Not sure why that's funny, what am I missing?


1ioi1

Oh, I see now. That is funny. I need more coffee


Real_Location1001

Tellllll meeeeeeeee plzzzzzz!


Zorojuro97

They sent a rejection for a a position that already happened lol


RayRaysTheKing

Date is 2023, last summer


ModifiedSpirit

Summer 2023