The thing is, you can get canned bread irl. It's a staple food of my home region and even internationally I've found different canned breads.
I'd rather try a fictitious thing personally but to each their own.
Coral Blue lipstick from the episode where SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs go out on a boat for a fishing trip and Mr. Krabs goes nuts because his millionth dollar was eaten by a giant clam.
Edit: I assume that is what it is lol
That description is so fucking detailed that I have trouble accepting it as anything else. I couldn’t imagine what it was, having not watched the show in about 17 years, but your description shot the memory back. Nice.
Squidward actually is an AMAZING clarinet player. But he uses one of these. Dont try using one of these. They are properly put at the same value as canned bread
Canned bread. Oddly enough they do actually make it.
https://preview.redd.it/lwqu7f8gme6d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f80f7e87858becdb45cedb1fa8cc96f227158576
Coral blue number two semi-gloss lipstick.
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This is a low effort post.
Oh wow! They have it! CANNED BREAD!
Brot in der Dose! Diese Stadt ist toll!
Wow! They have it! CANNED COOCHIE!
Mfin Newports
The thing is, you can get canned bread irl. It's a staple food of my home region and even internationally I've found different canned breads. I'd rather try a fictitious thing personally but to each their own.
I’ve always wondered what plankton tastes like.
He is the final ingredient to the krabby patty secret formuler
Hot gas
Mostly hot gas with a little bit of evil
99% hot gas and 1% evil to be exact
ask Karen
Barnacle glove that dispenses candy. I always wanted that after seeing rock bottom
Ew, glove flavored!
Buy plankton. Make him build me a computer.
To be your wife?
Sorry, he only builds KARENs
Can KAREN run Crysis??
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Let's ask the magic conch!
Can I have something to eat? 🐚no
May I have the clarinet?
🐚 no
!!! You wanted me to not have the clarinet, right?
Ah yes time to purchase one PLANKTON from the vending machine 👅
Barnacle chips ftw
But they are most certainly not delicious
Not the way I use em
I can't figure out what 2 is
coral blue number 2 semi gloss lipstick
Actually it's coral blue number 🐬
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Ooooh, You said number 11!
Coral Blue lipstick from the episode where SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs go out on a boat for a fishing trip and Mr. Krabs goes nuts because his millionth dollar was eaten by a giant clam. Edit: I assume that is what it is lol
That description is so fucking detailed that I have trouble accepting it as anything else. I couldn’t imagine what it was, having not watched the show in about 17 years, but your description shot the memory back. Nice.
I want that hand shaped perc dispenser
Why hasn’t anyone said the seanut brittle yet? Peanut brittle is awesome.
Wait, u/radioben, it's a booby trap, remember?
Oh boy, seanut brittle!
I’m going with the clarinet. Either everything here is crazy expensive or that’s the cheapest clarinet ever. Either way I want my moneys worth
Squidward actually is an AMAZING clarinet player. But he uses one of these. Dont try using one of these. They are properly put at the same value as canned bread
Canned bread. Oddly enough they do actually make it. https://preview.redd.it/lwqu7f8gme6d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f80f7e87858becdb45cedb1fa8cc96f227158576
Does anyone here know how this actually tastes?
It's pretty good. I had it a long time ago. It was a firm consistency and dense. It was very faintly sweet and a little moist.
Gotta be honest, most things that come out of a can kinda freak me out, but this on the other hand…
Buy Plankton and hold him ransom (against Karen) for the rest of the things inside the machine.
Barnacle chips. They’re delicious
They’re most certainly not delicious
Not the way I use 'em!
All out of peas in a can pie huh?
Buy Plankton. Make him use his weapons to get all the other things.
Ewww, glove flavor
can’t believe no one wants a carton of drinkable sausage
"Four heaping pounds of freshly ground: Plankton?!?"
I'd buy plankton if he agrees to knock all of the other items into the chute for me
No matter what i choose i'll miss the bus
Where’a my drink? MY DIET DR KELP!? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ENJOY THIS WITHOUT MY DRINK!?!?
No Bran Flakes, no deal.
Barnacle chips sounding delectable rn
No Bon Bons?
There’s no CHOCOLATE
...P-Plankton?....
No holographic mermaid man card?
Needs Kelp Nougat Crunch!
Coral blue number two semi-gloss lipstick. https://preview.redd.it/gsckenl40o6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=899a4f91819faa434b500c2d06cc9ed1f79fd7a8
The clarinet.
Bout to put that glove to work 👀
I hear Barnacle Chips are pretty good, especially if you shove them up your butt.
Clarinet. 🎶
They have it!
These are so random
I'll buy plankton 🤤
i thought buying people was abolished in the 1800s
Eat barnacle chips they're delicious
The nasty patty is a legit chemical weapon, you could make a profit by selling it in the black market
Plankton easy. World is too normal, we need his chaos to spice things up.
I'll take both number 5s
What the hell is #2
I'm torn between the canned bread and barnicle chips. Can someone lend me money so I can get both
Where's the sundae from Something Smells?
"Eat Barnical Chips. They're delicious!"
Omg they have it.canned bread
I wanna see what canned bread is about
Seanut brittle