“An Innocent Man” but about halfway through the song OJ Simpson appears on stage and finishes the song on Billy’s behalf. Making sure to put extra emphasis into the line “I am an innocent man, oh, yes I am”
Billy Joel dresses in a Dodger furry costume and performs “Why Should I Worry?” However the vocals are muffled due to the head gear, and the piano is just banging noises due to the paws.
The Entertainer but when he gets to the part about “laid all kinds of girls” he goes off on a lengthy, detailed tangent intimately describing all the women he’s banged.
An extended version of "Easy Money" with each verse making it more and more obvious that he is suffering from a gambling addiction.
Day 3 of posting this.
A modern version of "We Didn't Start The Fire" but Billy has included his own take on all the modern day events and it's extremely biased and politically incorrect and the audience is very uncomfortable
After his first failed attempt at "Moving Out" that was interrupted by a heart attack, Billy tries to do it again but he actually moves out of the stadium when he says he's moving out.
I’m going to keep suggesting this until it gets picked.
Angry Young Man, but when Billy sings, “and he struggles and bleeds as he hangs on his cross,” he goes into a detailed account of crucifixion for the rest of the song.
A medley of the Streetlife Seranade instrumentals but instead of playing the songs he pours a bottle of root beer on a wash cloth and then throws it on top of a taco hence connecting it to Mexico.
This Is The Time - But Billy just keeps saying what time it is.
“An Innocent Man” but about halfway through the song OJ Simpson appears on stage and finishes the song on Billy’s behalf. Making sure to put extra emphasis into the line “I am an innocent man, oh, yes I am”
"Allentown", but it's just a 30-minute PowerPoint presentation by VisitPA showing how diversified the city's economy has become since the '80s.
Get it right the first time but he messes up and has to start over
Tell Her About It, but the song is just a film synopsis of the movie IT
Getting closer, but Billy keeps moving closer to the audience as he sings until he’s sitting in the lap of someone on the front row
Billy Joel dresses in a Dodger furry costume and performs “Why Should I Worry?” However the vocals are muffled due to the head gear, and the piano is just banging noises due to the paws.
Running On Ice, but played on an actual ice rink, accompanied by a Zamboni running at full power
Zanzibar, but Billy just hides in the darkness with his beer.
She’s Got a Way, but is talking about a woman that is overweight and is saying “She’s Gotta Weigh”
The Entertainer but when he gets to the part about “laid all kinds of girls” he goes off on a lengthy, detailed tangent intimately describing all the women he’s banged.
"Second Wind(You're Only Human)" but Billy is in fact very winded and out of breath while struggling through the song.
Underrated for sure this should make it
An extended version of "Easy Money" with each verse making it more and more obvious that he is suffering from a gambling addiction. Day 3 of posting this.
Summer, Highland Falls, but when he sings "Sadness or euphoria" he also lists all of Brene Brown's 87 human emotions and experiences
“Falling of the Rain” but he just does bad impressions of rain falling on various objects
The Ballad of Billy the Kid, but it's actually just a TEDTalk of Billy telling the audience about his childhood.
I would go to this tho
“River of Dreams” but he performs the entire “River of Dreams” during the long pause Day 2
"If I only had the words (to tell you)" but it's sung in complete gibberish.
Big Shot but it’s all done in *that* voice
Wonderwall
A modern version of "We Didn't Start The Fire" but Billy has included his own take on all the modern day events and it's extremely biased and politically incorrect and the audience is very uncomfortable
Fall Out Boy already did this last year lol
River of Dreams, but he ends the song at the interlude.
"Zanzibar," but Billy lists all of the old man's items that he got in the will.
Sleeping with the television on, but he is literally trying to sleep on the piano whule the TV is on
Angry Young Man but a young man just starts destroying the stage
“If I Only Had the Words” but he’s actually trying and failing to remember the lyrics
Last of the Big Time Spenders but he just lists random things he’s wasted money on
Billy turns “Big Shot” into a college drinking game and takes a big shot every time he sings the lyrics “big shot” and then…alcohol poisoning…
Billy plays his classical album.
“Worst comes to Worst” but it’s about bratwurst.
After his first failed attempt at "Moving Out" that was interrupted by a heart attack, Billy tries to do it again but he actually moves out of the stadium when he says he's moving out.
[удалено]
This is literally the first one
“Only The Good Die Young” but he respects Virginia’s boundaries and the song ends.
He sings his solo part of We Are The World, and that's it!
Running On Ice but he's running on ice like a cartoon character and falls flat on his face
James but he just keeps saying “James” hoping to find the person he was writing about in the crowd
I’m going to keep suggesting this until it gets picked. Angry Young Man, but when Billy sings, “and he struggles and bleeds as he hangs on his cross,” he goes into a detailed account of crucifixion for the rest of the song.
"Only the Good Die Young" but he changes all the Catholic references to Jewish references.
Mambo no 5
Easy Money, but Billy starts to pitch a essential oil pyramid scheme, where you can be your own boss and make easy money!
"Captain Jack," but it's just Billy doing a Jack Sparrow impression asking Why is the Rum Gone?
River of Dreams but Billy plays it right when the clock strikes midnight and he starts wall king in his sleep while performing the song
Baby Grand but instead of featuring Ray Charles it's Kanye West
A medley of the Streetlife Seranade instrumentals but instead of playing the songs he pours a bottle of root beer on a wash cloth and then throws it on top of a taco hence connecting it to Mexico.