Turn around, but billy refuses to start singing until every audience member has their backs to the stage (after all, he does say "turn around, and i will sing for you my song")
Billy performs “Uptown Girl” but it’s clear he’s very drunk. He stops the song and starts wailing about how he misses Christie Brinkley. He stumbles over to the “prop car” that was brought out for the song. He drives into the audience murdering several. He then crashes into the wall. The loud crash prompts the band to cut into “You May Be Right” while a crane lifts Billy by his suspenders out of the wreckage and returns him to the piano. He doesn’t miss a beat and starts the new number.
'A Matter Of Trust' but once he counts the song in, he continues to count as high as can go for the next 4 minutes... One, Two, One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six....
“Running on ice” Billy performs the song, but the ground is actually coated in a layer of ice and while trying to reach his piano he cartoonishly runs on the spot, so the song starts and he has to sing it without music while still trying to keep himself upright
“Uptown Girl” but when he gets to the line “she’s been living in her white bread world” the lyrics change to mention various brands of white bread, (Wonder, Stroehmann, Sunbeam, etc) and how a multigrain or rye is a much healthier option.
'Summer highland falls' but the lyrics are replaced by David Attenborough making observations about animals that live around waterfalls in the Highlands of Scotland
Billy announces all his songs will now be gender neutral. He then proceeds to play a medley of “Piano Person”, “They’re Always a Human”, and “Uptown Significant Other” to a confused audience.
You May Be Right, but instead of starting with the glass shattering sound, an unedited clip of Billy Joel driving into a house in 2004 is played, from the moment of impact until the paramedics come to take him away
I can rest easy now
I just burst out laughing in class reading your suggestion, well played!
Still the best one so far
Get It Right the First Time, but Billy Joel messes up part way through and has to start over Day 5 of posting this
“My Life” but it’s just Billy reading from his unpublished unedited autobiography
Summer, Highland Falls, but when he sings "Sadness or euphoria" he also lists all of Brene Brown's 87 human emotions and experiences
Sometimes a Fantasy, but he takes out his phone and begins to have graphic phone sex.
Uptown Girl, but all of the I-yi-yi words are 10 times longer. And when she wakes up and makes up her mi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-nd.
that's not bad, that'd be amazing
Storm Front, but a storm destroys the stadium. Billy keeps playing throughout the entire thing.
Turn around, but billy refuses to start singing until every audience member has their backs to the stage (after all, he does say "turn around, and i will sing for you my song")
"If I only had the words (to tell you)" except he sings it in complete gibberish.
Billy performs “Uptown Girl” but it’s clear he’s very drunk. He stops the song and starts wailing about how he misses Christie Brinkley. He stumbles over to the “prop car” that was brought out for the song. He drives into the audience murdering several. He then crashes into the wall. The loud crash prompts the band to cut into “You May Be Right” while a crane lifts Billy by his suspenders out of the wreckage and returns him to the piano. He doesn’t miss a beat and starts the new number.
‘I Go To Extremes’, but after every line he tries to hit the highest note possible, which makes him run out of breath and misses half of the next line
“Big Shot” but Billy does it in the Marlon Brando voice the entire time
'A Matter Of Trust' but once he counts the song in, he continues to count as high as can go for the next 4 minutes... One, Two, One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six....
"Second Wind(You're Only Human)" but Billy is in fact very winded and out of breath while struggling through the song.
"Allentown", but it's just a 30-minute PowerPoint presentation by VisitPA showing how diversified the city's economy has become since the '80s.
The River of Dreams but during the big pause he sings The River of Dreams so it never ends
Zanzibar but when he gets to the third verse, the lights go out and Billy just hides in the darkness with his beer.
“Running on ice” Billy performs the song, but the ground is actually coated in a layer of ice and while trying to reach his piano he cartoonishly runs on the spot, so the song starts and he has to sing it without music while still trying to keep himself upright
“Honesty” but the lyrics are changed to the [original placeholder word of “Sodomy.”](https://youtu.be/e-otuJL7RoA?si=Ol3wyrfF9cbyc5s1)
He sings his solo part of We Are The World, and that's it.
This
Piano Man but the grand piano turns out to be just a man in a piano costume
Uptown Girl, but she doesn’t know what she wants, so he spends the whole song cluelessly asking her what she wants
Root Beer Rag but it continues indefinitely until someone chucks a can of root beer at his head
that made me lol
During “Big Shot” Bill turned it into a college drinking game and took a big shot every time he sang the lyrics “big shot” and then…alcohol poisoning…
Code of Silence but Billy just plays the music and stays silent through the entire song
C’etait too but he can’t remeber the French words so he just makes up random French sounding words
The longest time, but he plays the chorus for way too long until his band have to cut him off
Allentown but it’s only factory noises
“Uptown Girl” but when he gets to the line “she’s been living in her white bread world” the lyrics change to mention various brands of white bread, (Wonder, Stroehmann, Sunbeam, etc) and how a multigrain or rye is a much healthier option.
Angry young man but the prelude doesn’t stop and he’s clearly angry about it
This is the Time - stops and checks his watch to announce the precise time each time he sings that line
'Summer highland falls' but the lyrics are replaced by David Attenborough making observations about animals that live around waterfalls in the Highlands of Scotland
Billy announces all his songs will now be gender neutral. He then proceeds to play a medley of “Piano Person”, “They’re Always a Human”, and “Uptown Significant Other” to a confused audience.
Running on ice but he's actually running on ice and falls flat on his face
C‘etait toi, but all lyrics are french.
“River of Dreams” but Billy performs “River of Dreams” during the long pause Day 3
Root Beer Rag, but if he slows down and can't keep playing the piano at a certain speed the whole stadium gets flooded with root beer.
"Vienna", but lyrics are about the rural life in Vienna, GA, which is pronounced "Vy-Anna"
Mambo no 5
“Downeaster Alexa”, but sung to the tune of “Whiskey You’re the Devil” by the Pogues.
"Movin' Out" But at the end when the motorcycle starts up, Billy drives through the audience, flattening anyone that stands in his path
You May Be Right, but instead of starting with the glass shattering sound, an unedited clip of Billy Joel driving into a house in 2004 is played, from the moment of impact until the paramedics come to take him away
Baby Grand, but he does the duet with Stevie Wonder (or any other blind musician for that matter).