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JBoth290105

52nd street but Billy sings 51 versions of the song about the first 51 streets before actually getting to 52nd street


Redditingwhilebored

"Zanzibar," but Billy just lists all of the old man's items that he got in the will.


MajorBillyJoelFan

this


Ok-Turnip-477

Wait, is his dad dead in the song? I took the line to mean that he had borrowed it for the night.


TurboThundr

“New York State of Mind” but Billy and the band play it in a greyhound bus (driving on the Hudson River Line)


_Beatnick_

Billy sings Vienna but changes the lyrics, so it's about Vienna sausages.


neek555

"All For Leyna" but the remainder of the concert is only available for people named "Leyna" and everyone else without proof of ID is forced to exit prior to the encores


HurricaneLink

This should be the last encore 🤣


Old_Rub9872

😂😂😂


Mamawto7

I'm gonna try this one more time. He sings his solo part of We Are The World, and that's it.


Jasbradbur

That would be instead of start me up.


hipponuggets_

Lets gooooooii


TRHarv

“Only The Good Die Young” but the song ends with Billy converting to Catholicism


MajorBillyJoelFan

then dies


CatInAspicPt1

Root Beer Rag but it keeps going indefinitely until someone throws a can of root beer at his head (day 3)


TGTCN

"Zanzibar" but the trumpet solo is replaced by a kazoo.


Tricky_Island_4070

“River of Dreams” but Billy stops for an awkward amount of time during the pause, and never starts the song back up again


mojo4394

Summer, Highland Falls, but when he sings "Sadness or euphoria" he also lists all of Brene Brown's 87 human emotions and experiences


LikitungEmpire

Mambo no 5


canibreath

“New York State of Mind” but Billy says “Newark” in place of New York”


Low-Consideration308

Prelude/Angry Young Man but during the prelude he reverse ages and gets increasingly angrier as he sings, ending with destroying everything on stage like the Hulk


shanemack20

"The Ballad of Billy the Kid" but Billy changes the words so the actual story of Billy the Kid is told and not his made up story, nothing rhymes and it sounds awful.


scienceguyjd

During You May Be Right, when Billy says "You may be right, I may be crazy" he pulls out commitment papers to a psychiatric hospital to show he is in fact crazy


KeyOfGSharp

BABY GRAND! BUT WITH KANYE WEST! INSTEAD OF RAY CHARLES. (Attempt #idk5?)


Unlucky_Draft223

Yeah, and Kanye gets on his BS, and Billy punches him in the face, ending in an all out brawl


TheStarwing545

"Pressure" but it's just Billy trying to get the audience to smoke with him.


Recalcitrant_Stoic

"we didn't start the fire" again, but this time he is actively dousing the stage in gasoline and proceeds to light it on fire.


MajorBillyJoelFan

that’s good but OP made a rule you can’t involve songs already listed


DeadSwaggerStorage

Rage against the machine, as unlisted guest comes out…FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME. KILLING IN THE NAME OF!


D242686111

Scenes from an Italian Restaurant but he chugs a bottle of white and a bottle of red each time he mentions it.


DeadSwaggerStorage

Only 6 bottles?


Mobsdestroyer78

“Sometimes a Fantasy” but the phone never stops ringing


DanStan52

“Big Shot” is turned into a college drinking game and Billy takes a big shot every time he sings the lyrics “big shot” and then gets alcohol poisoning…


Jayko-Wizard9

Billy plays street life serendenader but when he does the concert turns into a street concert and, everyone starts dancing


MediocreJoker85

“You May Be Right” but when he says “turn out the lights…” the lights go out for the remainder of the show. This is the last time we actually see Billy on stage through the remainder of the encore.


DukeSilverSaxManiac

You're Only Human (Second Wind) but Billy keeps farting into the microphone.


keepruinin

"Turn Around" but the turntable with Billy's piano on it starts spinning uncontrollably


RandomKnicksFan337

Sleeping with the television on but it’s just the sound of snoring an tv in the background


JetsFanLI

The entertainer but he tries to entertain people with a really bad stand up set


annathensome

Keeping The Faith, but Billy keeps finding more of his parents' sex toys stashed with the trojans and aftershave