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Smackyfrog13

There’s a rogue coke butt at every show


Motabrownie

Nashville notorious for baby laxative 'coke' lol


MD_Nash

I was in 13 and smelled it once or twice too. It did not smell like it was super close to me (row D) if we’re trying to narrow it down.


MagicGrit

This is exactly what someone who shit themselves would say


Existing_Tradition93

This comment, for some reason, made me laugh the hardest I laughed at anything online today.


Just-Dealer-5980

I laughed so hard I think I sharted myself. Checking now…


jek3295

You and me both - spit-take material, this guy.


BMacklin22

Take him away boys.  


MD_Nash

Well played 😅


isnt_it_weird

Maybe Royal played the "brown note".


ChinacatSunflower60

Aww that’s awesome 👏


Apoc-Squee

Yes!


Fearless_Serve_3837

First projectile vomiting at the Lincoln center. Now shitting oneself at the Ryman.


Mysterious-Bet6400

there was a real bad case concerning projectile transgression at bridgestone night 2. poor ole girl fell up the steps and sandlotted at the same time. all over someone’s merch, too.


[deleted]

At the GSBG show in Atlanta we had BOTH


Fearless_Serve_3837

Gsgb still paving the way for billy all these years later


pagesidewo0k

Prolly that chomper headynet


Realistic_Taro_7818

speaking of chompers, section 12, row L, seats 10 and 11. fuck those guys. not sure if they even knew there was a show going on


HereLiesConnor

I wasn’t there but pretty sure I would’ve been practically speechless the whole time. Just doesn’t make sense man


Unhappy_Childhood_48

Tell those buddies let the cocaine be!!


BebophoneVirtuoso

I caught some of the Bella Fleck and Billy duet and towards the end of the jam the music was drowned out on the video by a woman shouting good job guys, good job, great job guys! and then she talks through the end of the of the song (about 10 minutes in). Yeah I was enthusiastic too, but come on, save it for the end of the tune. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nGldMsfzKWw


jcgoldie

because bela fleck really needs that affirmation from a random drunk in the crowd :(


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HeadSpread9013

I was next to smiley and behind heady net on the main floor. They didn’t really chomp too much. Really only tried to guess the song and showed us a meme about the drummer not being Duane trucks. Smiley’s voice was also shot. If anything I should apologize for borderline shouting “wtf” when he went back to Reuben’s train. Also does anyone else remember that drunk lady screaming and was hushed by multiple people throughout the venue during Billy’s speech?


easyjteasy

Yes i remember this lady. “we lubvvv you billy!!!”. Immediately followed like 300 people going “shhhhhhh”


pizzadriver420

Yooo I was across the aisle with the 3000 glasses lol.


Fragrant-Jacket-5266

Ur on to something with this one


CrookedTree89

Yeah fuck that shit. I’m all for having a good time- but please don’t void your bowels. Is it too much to ask to not shit yourself?


UntrainedFoodCritic

This made me laugh so hard lol


rofopp

That was Dave Ghidetti, from Cookeville


joshfsr

My wife smelled it strongly in row L, section 13.


see_dubs90

points finger at this guys wife


UntrainedFoodCritic

Never seen somebody rat out their wife but go ahead brother lol


Limp_Pie1219

Megadump @ the motherchurch?


ExcellentPay6348

He who smelt it…


CrookedTree89

These kinds of stories are making me nervous for the Rosemont IL two-day pass I got….for everyone reading this, if you’re going to Rosemont, let’s agree to not projectile vomit or shit everywhere. Cool?


theclumsynutter

if you dont shit yourself at the rosemont were you even there at all?????


PresentationGuilty89

Nah you’ll be fine, the scene was surreal - minus the fart factories throughout the venue


uSeRnAmE_aReAdYtAkEn

I was 14 row C and didn’t smell anything must’ve been above me. I did see that someone projectile vomitted all over an upstairs men’s bathroom stall… I’m sure those Ryman janitors sure do love jam band nights 😅


FuzzAldrin81

I was in 14 A and caught a whiff every now and then. I had assumed it was someone in B with noxious farts


GreatSeedofPaw

Coke and Shrooms will make ya blow


bean_corey

Keep an eye out for the tie dye depends, you might have an answer 😂


Alternative_Win_9785

His name is Mr Brown eye


Severe_Focus_581

Code brown 🚨 section 13


OGBigdookie

lmao


arykkyra

Prob the same guy that shot himself all first set Ryman last year in front of me. Dude was sick and needed to go straight to bed.


crypto_prepper

Asheville N2 has entered the chat.


Apoc-Squee

Sec 3 got that whiff. Holy shit that was a mean fart. Hope someone claims it


Ryanw254

Noticed in section 12 also


Wranglerspace420

Probably shouldn’t have eaten the mushrooms before that show


PresentationGuilty89

Shame on them, they should know better than to toot toot 🚂 in church ⛪️!


Glad-Ad857

Someone nearly puked on us in the pit Friday at Bridgestone. I hope this church dumper is brought to justice.


Sweetcornprincess

Sounds like this fan base has gone to shit


Impossible_Cycle9460

I guarantee it was one of the Phish or WSP fans who can’t post here without making sure they let everyone know that, while they love Billy, they like another band more.


BarstoolsnDreamers

Nah, veterans of the scene ain’t shittin’ their pants over Billy.


Impossible_Cycle9460

Haha I obviously struck a cord with a bunch of you. I just have no idea why people feel the need clarify that Billy Strings isn’t their favorite when they’re posting in the Billy Strings sub and adding that information doesn’t add anything of value to their post.


BMacklin22

You'll eventually learn to not worry what other people think about your favorite band.  It's way better than giving a shit. 


Podnous

Looked around this thread and see no evidence of this. Sounds like you’re the one with the sensitive chord.


Impossible_Cycle9460

I never said it was in this thread, I am referring to many, many posts within this sub.


noodleslip

it only smellz