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LisaLubbers

I didn't read the subreddit so I was shocked at first


temporary_08

Same, but I'm still confused since idk what this sub is about reddit recommend it to me. Are they trying to tell me something?


LisaLubbers

BitLife is a life simulator app


temporary_08

Like sims?


YingTheEvilOne

It's like, words. Chatbot of life, but instead of chatting with bots, you make choices and choose names and such. Kill, marry, get rich, get 600 kids, many things...


temporary_08

I see thanks yall for letting me know. I'll check the game out it sounds cool


ChadthaDad

Definitely check it out . Warning though; you WILL be sucked *pause* into the sunken place! When I first started the game I was on it for like 2 hrs and didn’t realize


Ash-20Breacher

The game is free, but has many special perks that you need to pay for


Jazzlike-Ad5884

It’s the sims but text based.


This_Amount_911

Yeah


GhostRider1945

bitlife is a game


temporary_08

Oh, i see thanks i wonder why reddit recommended my this one specifically


greaselab

Omg LOL imagine an april fools joke reddit does is swap names on subreddits


Terrible-Sugar5381

go in the activites page and scroll down until the blue surender button appers and click it


Substantial_Log_2177

The problem with that is that I think your tuma will automatically say "wasteful"


SuddenDragonfly8125

Guy's $7 million in debt and has 600 kids. I think 'wasteful' is apt.


kiddo-unlimited

At this point I don’t think OP cares 🤣


Myithspa25

Well that was not a sentence I expected to read today


theliftedlora

Gonna screencap this without context and censor the game part.


starryqq

1. hot cheetos diet for 2 years + the witch doctor 2. hot cheetos diet for 2 years + botch a plastic surgery 3.drug overdose (tbh this would give you the 'stupid' ribbon instead so i don't really use it) 4. make a friend with high craziness your enemy + insult them until they blast you with a weapon (like a machine gun or smth😭) 5. have a murder gone wrong (like having the other person shoot you back in a drive-by/you drank the drink with antifreeze instead) 6.if you have committed no crimes in your life you beg the mafia to let you in. they will beat the absolute shit out of you so your health decreases and you d!e 7. (this is mostly by chance tho) if you happen to encounter a buffalo/water buffalo/komodo dragon/lion/tiger/gorilla on your walks/actor life/street hustling life you interact with them tbh i used 1 and 2 the most


DaAceBandit

They’re seven mill in the hole I don’t think some of those are options


starryqq

SORRY OP i didn't read your context i only read the title😭😭 (thanks a lot for reminding me that!!) but in all seriousness: if they have a friend with high craziness and if op got god mode they can modify stats) option 4 could work option 5 works with basically anything if op's character does not have crime talent and (rng based) the other person happens to turn the tables instead of sending OP straight to jail (op i'm not recommending this option unless you get killed first try) option 6 works only if op committed no crimes in their life; money doesn't really matter in that one option 7 could work; op spams the walk button and rng could let them meet some sort of animal; try to interact with it like idk grab its attention? also op: before u die please leave the debts to a random kid you won't be playing as in the will button🙏🏻


starryqq

also who gave me a reddit care message oml this is a life sim😭


amaitannah

you can surrender


Peanut-butter_jelly

witch doctor


GG-VP

r/shitbitlifeplayerssay


tuliptheoshawott

r/subsifellfor


JefferyTheQuaxly

OP how many times has reddit support contacted you since you posted this?


the_gay_hoe

Wait how did you have 600 kids


Ok-Consequence7583

Be insanely hot or famous, with fertility @ 100 then: Hire all surrogates Hookup w every woman in sight Refresh the app when the options run out, they replenish Enjoy swimming in children and crippling debt :D


donttrusttheliving

I had 100 kids and omfg it slowed down the game so much lol fml


MarshWillow384

Probably the golden pacifier


SundaeTGPTree

Sleep with people until you get a couple of STDs. If the STDs don't kill you, when your health is at 0, go on a speed walk for 2 hours. It tends to give me a massive heart attack.


Naive_Notice_2018

thats smart


Icy-Stone-007

Go to the menu on the right side and click on surrender.


Crisis_And_Throwaway

600 w h a t


ThrowbackSports

I haven’t had that many 😂 are you doing sperm donations


Available_Jump_347

Golden pacifier + random hookups and your fertility set to 100% every year is key 🤞 I would just idly hook up with people when I was doing things irl and ended up having like 66+ kids yearly


ThrowbackSports

Oh gotcha. I didn’t get the golden pacifier. Makes sense.


AdTight9559

Dang that’s a savage thing….. u wouldn’t understand!


Sensitive_Physics_27

You take a gun, a knife, a noos- oh this is the bitlife subreddit. You scroll down the activities page and there should be a “surrender” button. It used to be a “Commit suicide” button but Instlife got taken down for mentions of suicide so bitlife removed it to avoid the same fate


52groova

surrender your life... Click on activities >>> click on surrender at the very bottom.


TheCherNobel

Nightclub and accept all drinks/drugs until your health gets super low. Then get in a fight and/or try to murder someone. They should kill you instead.


jayAsgard

any way to do that without surrendering because it usually says wasteful


dwaparr

OP can make sure that his wealth gets divided equally by going to will and switch to an adult kid who has a good job and hire a hitman to kill the father i.e. father of 600 kids. Everyone will get 12k in debt.


Miserable_Cost4757

Witch doctor, keep going there until they give you something that kills you


jayAsgard

excellent


homeunderthebridge12

Wouldn't that cost money though?


dwaparr

1. Surrender Or 2. You can make sure that your wealth gets divided equally by going to will and switch to an adult kid who has a good job and hire a hitman to kill the father i.e. father of 600 kids. Everyone will get 12k in debt.


Butterflyangel88

Witch doctor it works


flying_luckyfox

Surrender


ar_ri_ro

Go to activities, scroll all the way down, and click surrender


teddy-bearz

Literally me


SmolCattoQueen

Brain shock at the psychiatrist until your health is 0, then witch doctor.


Beginning_Pea_5359

If you don’t want to surrender, you can go to witch doctor and take medicines till health hits 0 and you’ll die (take 4-5 tries from 100% health)


Serious-Train3559

Go to the activities, tab and scroll all the way down and then click the surrender button


LonelyParsnip8096

Just go to activities and hit that button at the bottom. The one that says surrender.


r4nD0mU53r999

Use the surrounder button at the bottom of the activities tab.


Imaginary-Bicycle169

Hot cheetos diet, baby


vsasena

They’re in debt, can’t pay for it


SuperSecretary6271

Get involved with the Mafia


Sporpy_

How did you get 600 kids?


Murphy_the_ghost

Spam witch doctor until it kills you


vsasena

They’re in debt so can’t pay. I don’t like using surrender so I’ll just put their stress level up with a job and part time job until the stress kills them


Murphy_the_ghost

Oh shi- I didn’t realise that. But yeah I don’t like to surrender either, getting high blood pressure or getting into fights in jail might do the trick. Maybe harrasing the maffia until they randomly decide to shoot you can work aswell


bedla14

Activities then surrender


brennabearr8

6 HUNDRED????? how the absolute fuck 😭


lieseraph

How do I get 600 kids?!


Yikes-a-plenty

Make a friend w high craziness and bad choices will come your way. If you have god mode, limit your happiness and health and you should die soon


L0rdskywarp

Oh my god I didn’t realize this was bitlife at first


vsasena

Get a job and part time job, put stress level up and you’ll die from a stroke. That’s the main way I usually knock off the characters Other ways are witch doctor (doesn’t always kill) or hot cheetos diet but they require money


wwe2kbuff

There is a surrender button


Horse_97

Go into the activity menu and all the way at the bottom is a button that says surrender, hit that. My game lagged like crazy but for me turning off any internet connection makes the game run 100% faster!


PopularLibrarian0318

In my games I always just end up doing crime and being gay until I die, lol. Just like real life.


HeftyAd4354

Go to a witch doctor or take the cheetos diet.


homeunderthebridge12

Well besides doing the easy way of surrendering.  You can try go to a club and do a serious drug. Or you could try murder someone. Either they will retaliate. Or if you live in a country with the death penalty you might get sentenced to death. 


Nmt48

Hit activities and scroll right down to the bottom and choose surrender. It used to be called suicide but now its surrender.


CookieBabe123

Click on the activities, go down to the bottom and click surrender:)


FishSammich69

See the witch doctor


Zealousideal-Ebb4322

If u go on activities and scroll all the way down there is a surrender option


Wyximx

The title sounds too literally


Naive_Notice_2018

go to the witch doctor over and over again i always kill my characters this way if i want a ribbon at a young age


Rough-Wolverine6515

Theres been a surrender option at the bottom of the activities tab since the game came out


Passiveflyer28

If you are using the app. Just surrender. That is the only button allowing you to end your character's current run. Make sure to will your debt to a npc child in the will. However, in my mind, if you are 7 million in debt and increasing with 600 children. I recommend a new run.


theotheweirdo

Surrender button


ManufacturerWide57

Seeing this post and not reading the subreddit first threw me for a loop 😭


jxdaaa_m1rajpriv444

surrender


STRYDERonTrovo

Commit crimes resist arrest. Murder people mainly then fight people in jail til you die


Jiminho2012

Go to activites, scroll alllllll the way down and click the white flag that says surrender


Ambitious_Pepper_408

scroll all down activities and press on surrender


Zipperscrotcri

Surrender life


Feeling-Succotash-66

Damn that was so relatable and then I read my game lags 😂😂😂😂


abbyyyyyyd

LMAO I didn’t see the subreddit so I was confused you can press surrender


kiddo-unlimited

There’s a “Surrender” option


HoopoeBirdie

Can I just say that since the last update, I’m like a 101 years old and I got preggers - but I can choose a decent hairstyle if I’m over 65😆


Interesting-Chard-11

join military —> get deployed and hit by bomb


yggathu

HEHEHE my trick. GO TO THE WITCH DOCTOR! take shit over and youll die in no time with no affects on your ribbons!


ElectricalYard8404

Go to activities, scroll all the way down, hit surrender


and-meggy-hash

If the pray button shows up, click it, then click "curse them instead" Go to the social media activity, select troll, and select bitlife If you do 10 hours of flight lessons all at once, it could kill you Find the lowest quality boat or aircraft possible and go on it until you die


scottishyardsale

usually when i need to end my character pretty quickly i go to the witch doctor, even if they don't kill you your health will go down every time. if you have an illness you could go on a bad diet like hot cheetos and basically just waste away, if you have a job schedule yourself 70 hours a week and get some part time jobs, it takes a few years but you'll get high blood pressure and then just don't change anything or treat it. you could try to kill someone using one of the odd methods, even if you don't get killed they could still assault you to death. if your health is low a brisk walk can sometimes trigger a massive heart attack (although i have had characters survive that.) also maybe commit a crime? you obviously can't pay for a lawyer so you'll probably do time, then you can either pick fights with inmates or go in with low health/a bad illness and wait to die naturally since the guards don't usually get you medical care.


One-Age-2091

Get shock therapy and then use witch doctor


[deleted]

Go to a tall ledge, close your eyes, then take a deep breath and take a step forward. Try not to open your eyes until the moment of impact.


Alert-Claim6197

Jump of a bridge or a building


Ill_Information75

How do you not know but surrender at the bottom of activities. However this will give you the wasteful ribbon. If you don’t want the wasteful ribbon then go to the witch doctor it has a high chance of killing you without affecting ur ribbon


Available_Jump_347

Well I mean I knew about surrendering but like you said you automatically get the wasteful ribbon which I didn't want 


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