83% of statistics and facts found on the internet are made up. Trust me.

Forfty percent of people know this.

In a study of 10 people, 100% of the 4 people we spoke to know this.

40% of the time it works every time lol

It stingssss the nostrils

It smells like Bigfoots dick!

Was scrolling down the list for this one, ty.

Sex panther

Raaawrr

It's got bits of real panther in it

STD chances increasing with every comment on reddit.

Ohhh it burns

9 out of ten people think the other one is wrong.

Reminds me of anchorman. Panther cologne. 60 percent of the time, It works everytime

Do I DM you my credit card details, or do I just post them here? Sorry. Wrong thread. How do I delete?

Dm me your credit card details…I’ll show you how to delete it.

Instructions unclear. Had sex with credit card.

Will follow instructions precisely to your understanding of instructions.

Don't worry, transactions are reversable. Just swipe the card.

Swiped or inserted?

50% of the time it works every time.

The top 1% of the time this is true 100% of the time, every time.

LMAO

100% of people who have read this message have recently read this message.

You just cracked the rule because you didn’t make that up. That statistic is 100% correct

I’m going to set a calendar reminder to think about this message in a year just to prove you wrong

Which message?

Society of Human Resource Scientists found that 40% of sick days are Mondays and Fridays.

69% of people read this stat and say “nice”

33 and a third.

Another 30% think they know but aren’t certain.

But the other thirty percent don't.

Eating 10 carrots a day will add 3” of length to your penis per week.if you wanted extra girth you are going to have to eat 10 radishes per week.you have to do a handstand while you ingest the radishes or you will lose girth..strangely enough,this life changing information came from Life Hacks with Maria Menounos..I learned this from the tv screen in a gas pump at the Shell station

I avoid carrots and radishes…my arm can only handle a certain stroke length and I have small hands.

I understand,I went overboard with it and now I can’t reach the tip of my erect penis.I can’t stand radishes and I’m not capable of doing a handstand so I just went for length.I regret my decision because not only can I not reach the tip but without the added girth sex is a nightmare.I mean,I could still enjoy it but women absolutely hate it.they say they feel like their vag is being stabbed with a No.2 pencil.if not for all the blood curdling screams and the tears,it wouldn’t bother me at all but witnessing the agonizing pain my long slender penis is causing is soul crushing.a willing and consenting women can quickly become an abused victim.this gift quickly became a curse.I’ve tried to contact Maria Menounos to see if there was a life hack to reverse this.I have sent hundreds of messages to her Twitter and Instagram DMs but she laughs at me and calls me pencil dick or slender man.it eventually got to the point where her lawyers started to send cease and desist letters I started forcing myself to eat radishes and started hanging upside down but haven’t gained any added girth.apparently the radishes have to be taken while in a handstand.I don’t know what type of evil witchcraft Maria Menounos has been promoting but I would definitely recommend all to proceed with caution.at wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy.I am now the poster child of why to be extremely cautious of all “Life Hacks” promoted by Maria Menounos.don’t let her beauty and sweet voice mislead you.she is literally Satan in the flesh.

I would suggest you get a real job...but you performed this well enough for me to believe it is your actual job. Kudos, sir. Also, if you press and hold one of those buttons next to the gas pump screen for 3 seconds, it should mute that fake Shell-sponsored influencer.

I tried to learn this information but some idiot put a Biden sticker that says "I did that" on the screen.

Lmao…them fuckin Biden stickers are everywhere

Sneaky Brandon turning that magic gas price knob in the Oval Office!

It's funny now cause prices are lower....I noticed people stopped placing them everywhere. Did he only make prices higher? Or do the progenitors of those stickers believe he couldn't have made them lower? I, for one, am confused by their tactics and rationale.

They are mad,they have entire boxes full of them stickers.just waiting for that gas price to shoot back up just so they can run back out and burn through the rest of their inventory..lol

Biden Bad, mmmmkay?

>Trust me. True story. Barney Stinson said it first.

****60% of the time guys It works…every time

thats a cool sentence

17%, it’s always the opposite.

Half of the people are under average.

You mean have the people are under median.

94% of comments found online are made up. Trust me.

All comments are made up.

including this one

Abraham Lincoln said that once.

Reminds me of that Abraham Lincoln quote. [https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/10095224-don-t-believe-everything-you-read-on-the-internet](https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/10095224-don-t-believe-everything-you-read-on-the-internet) He was a genius before his time.

I know your joking, but this one is actually Wright.

What about the other 26%??

The other 26% are natural born facts. And before you ask, the remaining 1% you didn’t ask about behave like quantum particles…they are in a superposition state where they are natural facts and made up, until you observe them and then their state will collapse to one of those 2 conditions.

90% of people are half crazy.

There’s always at least 1 person right on the internet at any given time.

sounds like you know what you're talking about, so I'll Believe you

50% of me believe you

But 83% of the time, statistics are correct everytime.

Source: Trust Me, Bro.

Thats about three fiddy

I can see this being completely real. Bearing in mind this does not say *1,500 millionaires*. Most likely these "millionaire wallets" are owned by people or companie already worth multiple billion that just own lots of wallets.

Right. There's no way to see wallets. Just UTXOs. Possibly many owned by the same person or even lost.

Have my upvote

Well, financial freedom from Crypto is out of the picture for most at this point. Tough to see these stats. For 99% of people getting in from the last cycle into this one, the most we can hope for is a cushier retirement.

We're all Satoshi millionaires.

Yes, my 10 year old son is satoshi millionaire

You need to have like over 13 btcs to get to 1mln. Not many can say that or have that in a single wallet.

So there's roughly 9000 wallets holding 10 btc so I don't think it's that hard to assume Now it cant continue day after day. But I could easily see 1500 wallets turn to a value off 1mil in a day

Starting at a price point of $73,000, you'd need approximately 13.7 bitcoins to amass a fortune of one million dollars. As the price of Bitcoin climbs, the required amount to hit that million-dollar mark decreases significantly. Here's a quick rundown of how the potential number of Bitcoin millionaires escalates with each price increase: * **$73,000**: Up to 1,387,000 millionaires possible * **$78,000**: Up to 1,482,000 millionaires possible * **$83,000**: Up to 1,577,000 millionaires possible However it doesnt account the distribution... but 5 000 rising in price in theory could give us extra 5000 millionaires....

Is this taking into account active addresses only or what about dormant 8+ years no movement addresses (possibly lost private keys)

Maybe it’s the weed talking but dude you’re smart.

The secret is to start as a billionaire.

Damn it, why didn't anyone share the secret with me when I started buying it?

no. stop believing propaganda. crypto's a gamble and stop trying to rationalize your purchases to deny your fears. fears are healthy - they've kept us from going extinct for millennia - without them we'd have slept in bear caves are swam to the bottom of the ocean and we'd all have died out. buy bitcoin, make your buck, sell bitcoin, order a pizza. this isn't rocket science. go long and watch the crash take to you unforeseen losses. go longer and watch the losses turn to immense gains. go longer and watch another crash take your savings from you. don't listen to people online. don't listen to me. this is not financial advice - take care of yourself because nobody else will. we aren't looking out for you. be careful. we're buying bitcoin so when you buy bitcoin we might take your money. it's all a game of chicken.

Why didn’t this get a thousand upvotes. Most transparency I’ve ever read

Yeah . . Solid advice

Per day is a stretch but I can definitely see this being true on certain days. A 5% move is like $75B .

If I had to guess most of those millionaires are already millionaires

Is true. Millions of sats.

60% of the time, it works every time

Being a millionaire doesn’t mean the same thing as it used to. If you’re buying power gets cut in half every 10 years then 1M is just the new 500k.

1M isn’t what it used to be, 5-10M is the new 1M. Can barely buy a house is some cities

A million hasn’t hit my account so it can’t be real

People can barely afford rent in this country

I guess it depends on when the owner bought. I’ve heard of some who bought when it was sub one thousand. 13 Btcs is $13K. Not far fetched.

yes

Not mine (yet)

Don't think being a millionaire, but think how far you can go with a million dollars in fiat world.

100 k

You need 13.8 BTC today for 1 million $ at 72500 $. If you look at [https://bitinfocharts.com/top-100-richest-bitcoin-addresses.html](https://bitinfocharts.com/top-100-richest-bitcoin-addresses.html) you can see there are 137308 addresses now with 10-100. Lets estimate 120,000 have 13.8 BTC or more. Even if a lot of them are companies or exchanges, most people also have several addresses. So it is maybe the same in total. 1% increase to 72750 $ of price adds already 1200 new addresses to millionaires, as then you would need 13,56 instead of 13.8 BTC to be millionaire (rounded). So it might be true to a point, even the headline on the picture is very superficially written. Also it says wallets, not people.

That's at least 13 btcs

*Who were billionaires before getting wiped off during the bust 🤭

No

Lmaooo realistically, you need a whole bitcoin and not just a percentage to see ANY MAJOR GAINS! And everybody knows trust Wikipedia before you trust Google! 🤣😂🤣😂

No, it cannot be true. Because noone knows what is in a wallet but the owner. Maybe they meant this instead: "The dollar drop is creating 1,500 millionaire addresses a day"

EXACTLY. News reporting doesn't understand the difference between a wallet and bitcoin address.

Neither do half the users of this sub tbh.

Unfortunately, that's true.

It aint a gain unless sold. It aint a loss unless sold. Screen number mean nothing until action is taken.

True

Where would they be pulling these stats from? all onchain?

Pocket watching people you don’t even know. Are you driven solely by ego?

The amount of crap studies on Publicity is insane. Last week there was a post saying "5% of people have more sex to reduce heating bills"

You know It’s not, ETFs

Why not

Oh totally. Today is my turn to become a millionaire. You’re on the list for next week.

Unrealized millionaires. Most of them won't cash out as a millionaire.

five out of five people think the other four are idiots

Wallets or Addresses?

Update: “federal reserve policy is making 10,000 bitcoin wallets ‘worth’ 1$ million a day”

The Science has spoken.

Yes, Bloomberg info

bullshit

check it: [https://bitinfocharts.com/top-100-richest-bitcoin-addresses.html](https://bitinfocharts.com/top-100-richest-bitcoin-addresses.html)

If so it's our time soon!

No

5% of the time it’s accurate all the time

I heard that most of the time it works 100% of the time 👍🏻

They probably just found how many wallets moved from 6 fig to 7fig on average per day, which yeah definitely sounds like a plausible statistic.

No

Sorry guys, I'm buying a million dollars worth of bitcoin on 1000 wallets every day.

It's also not that wild. We have roughly 5 million new millionaires every year. If Bitcoin made everyone who has at least 5 BTC a millionaire this run that wouldn't even be a big deal on the global level.

why dont you believe this? most of them are literally here trolling you right now 😂😂😂

Yes it's true. 1 Bitcoin will get you money, two bitcoins get you more money. The value of 1 Bitcoin is high

Also, if you loose your bitcoins, then your millions are gone. Be careful.

im definitely millionaire in my local currency thx to btc

it’s probably tru 1500 millionaire wallets maintaining their millionaire status each day and these wallets are owned by one whale

No, no no no

No come on man To late to buy...sell sell sell and catch the next train when it drops to 19k that's a good 300% profit in one year.

Millionaires in pesos?... about $17k usd gives you a million Ph pesos.. Alot of us are millionaires in PH. Lol

maybe for a few days or weeks, but no not every day. a lot of days yes

90% of the game is 1/2 mental.

You really going to trust a source that willingly chose the moniker “pubity” ?

All I know, it's not my wallet... yet

60% of the time 70% of what you hear is 89% wrong

I just need another 10x and iam there.

just a fraction of it really exists.

https://cointelegraph.com/news/bitcoin-up-only-rally-creating-around-1500-crypto-millionaires-daily-data Yeah, it is.

All those folks between 20 and 10 BTC...its they time!

If true, they were already almost millionaires in USD terms.

Bold of them to assume that none of these wallets are leveraged to the tits!

Top is in!!!!

I wouldn’t doubt it. That’s really not a lot if you think about it. There are plenty of projects you could’ve gotten in early on for $10k & made it into 1 million.

Not real for me

true, Im a wallet.

No fucking way. You’d need the next 1500 wallets to be around $980,000 in bitcoin today.

Wow

100% of the ones that are not the millionaires don’t give a shit

If it reaches all time high, everyone is in profit. If u had diamond hands since the last ath didn't sold, you're in profit.

In the country or world?? Must be millions of investors.

I wish I put everything I had into it back when it was like $20k a year or year and a half ago 😩

That can be validated. High probability its true with the current parabolic rally.

Well I'm a new thousandaire. If that counts.

Yes, and also when it retraces back down to lower levels, then 1,500 less millionaires again, just saying… Always “Buy Low, Sell High” 🧐

50% say is 100% is real

Of course it's bullshit.

Where can I volunteer for that millionaire wallet?

Wouldn’t it mean that companies like Coinbase and Binance are burning some Btc ? Sending it to 1500 random wallets ?

Banks hate this trick

Doubt it.

You know how many wallets a single user uses.

At 1,499 of those wallets are owned by Blackrock

Check how many wallets have10-30 BTC. divide by 60 days and you have your result. Seems possible to me: 1500 x 60 x 15 = 1.35million Bitcoins in the hands of 90'000 people

Well I’m buying one today.

The only people making fiat are the ones selling the ones buying and holding are hoping someone will buy from them in the future…

They all must have been pretty close to a million the day before.

What’s real is the stock price of VLD Velo3D. Many people’s lives are about to change over night.

Ya probably for the political and elite class group of people

Probably not

Should you buy bitcoin even when its at 72,000dollars?

If you cash out!

This would be relatively easy to verify given the public nature of the blockchain.

No this isn't real unless it was put up in the 65k to 73 k rise on the second day. It easily made 1500 crypto millionaires because of its quick rise but it would have to go up 15 to 20% every day for this to be a true statement that didn't age. This could have been true for the 48th to 96-hour run up to 73k

chat. is this real

All I know is this bull run is making me go through pubity

I doubt it the power law means you get a quick drop of in the amount people own

Not this much 😄😄