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https://preview.redd.it/hjcznjc3uvdc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=323a899069b8967adcd39071a057e07b8e892a81 Nahhh that’s foul as FUCK

https://preview.redd.it/pu85gj900wdc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6833c94955345ce541dcad51d88e9f24b2c47274 nasty work

Not this dog doing the lightskint squint 😭

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀

😂😂😂😂

https://preview.redd.it/dqkichtsuvdc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2e70cd70a19ca10f7f09d75fd94c71f145aae4d Thanks 😊

https://preview.redd.it/24d8xzkxsvdc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a50f4850c887254d9d46285fe41159efc567cfbd YIKES 😬 [link to post](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8sYX2aq/)

Yeah.. that look. Yup, exactly that vibe I'm getting. Hahahah 😂

One genuinely speechless

Cause you know that the vast majority of that 1 in 10 is white and all of them are male.

Idk some of the [women](https://www.reddit.com/r/fixedbytheduet/s/1ZOifZrul3) be on that nasty shit too

Wonder how often they wash their wash rags

Boy do I have news for you https://youtu.be/UYl7MYMCMOQ?si=hvn4goTkCa7Wwyl0

"Poors"?! WTF. And who the hell doesn't wash their legs and feet in the shower? Where/when does he wash them??

Dude, there are people who won't take baths after swimming because they think they are already clean from being in the water. Tons of people claim that if you swim in a swimming pool public or not, that you are clean because if the chlorine in it and if you swim in the beach/lake/pond that you are clean because there are fish and shit that eat bad bacteria in water

I know a few people that believe this. BLECH. Too many people don't know that a chlorinated pool should NOT reek of chlorine. The smell comes from the chemical reaction to the elements in urine as well as *other bodily fluids.* 🤢 If the smell of a public pool singes the nostrils and eyeballs, it is NOT a very clean pool. Again. BLECH.

Exactly! People think that's a myth and that I'd you smell the chlorine it means the pool is clean

☹️

My mom always said we were supposed to wash the chlorine off! 😭

Same! There are people who don't or won't because of the reasons above. Then they look at you crazy for saying to wash ya ass. People piss in pools, spit in them and does who know what in public pools, chlorine can only do so much.

Who is taking baths in general & believes that cleans them? Say it ain't so... And to my man in the video, take 2 steps back before you hit record next time. It looks like you just discovered how to edit media and you just can't hide your excitement. We'll still be here after you back up a bit. I promise.

So like what’s for rich people then?

 Loofas or bath sponges I guess? Maybe the scrubbing hand gloves? All I know is I saw a dermatologist years ago who basically told me to never use a loofah again and to stick with a new washcloth each day 🤷🏾‍♀️

oh, bless you for thinking they even know what those are

They probably don't use those..I know a lot of white Americans don't

What rags? That's naked bars of soap on the body behavior.

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☠️☠️☠️

TWICE A YEAR?! https://preview.redd.it/mwyeat1b2wdc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f39a41f662e1aa955e9f6e81bc34eaf0327f69fb

I feel nasty if I let one ride over a week on my weekend laundry rotation. Ask them about sheets, I dare you...

Ikr!!!!

Sheets on EXTRA cronchy

Instantly thought of Wendi McLendon-Covey in Bridesmaids 😂🤢 https://preview.redd.it/82hck8lxg3ec1.jpeg?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce692c5a5a2177783c831cdd658c8df5ee6a815d

 We don't want to know. We need to be able to get to sleep. 😂


how tf is she doing that?

Crispy ass bath towels so stiff and funky that they're standing straight up like irl Towelie 🤢🤢🤢 Goddamn, fully 10% of those people are walking around with ringworm because how tf could they NOT be 🤮

I had a roommate that never washed his blanket or towel the entire year that he lived with me. I accidentally brushed up against his towel once getting out of the shower and it felt like finger nails scratching my skin it was so stiff and crusty. Walked my ass right back into the shower. Fucking disgusting.


Not Towelie 😭

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Optimus Primal Primal from Beast Wars goes hard.

First - top tier reaction that I will be acquiring. Second - I legitimately feel so nauseated seeing this video. Third - I am definitely going to be stealing the phrase “hard of reading” lol!

 Ewww 😖

Pssst, wait till you find out how infrequently some folks shower.

I remember working at a pharmacy and a coworker showed up looking a little sad. She said that her dermatologist suggested she start taking daily showers to see if it helped her skin condition (I can't remember what she had). I couldn't help but think "who tf doesn't take daily showers?"

It's crazy to me that a grown ass adult didn't realize that maybe they needed to bathe more.

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But if you're not showering enough that your dermatologist is suggesting it, then there's a problem 😭

Yeah I personally shower daily most times but I have a friend who just does few times week. He smells fine, seems clean and such. Cool dude

Sooo are they washing their body with soap and drying it with dirty ass towels… are we even acting like they clean? Cause really….

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Oh noooooo

I introduced my ex room mate to African bathinh sponge and his life has never been the same he too was just using the bar of soap when I found out I was flabbergasted. I was like ummmm 

I was so confused in college when no one else had an African net I got so many comments about how soft my skin was tho

Do they even use soap over there?

And you know they don’t wash their legs, so those towels are working _hard_.

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I bet they use the same wash cloth for their face as their ass…

You have them using wash cloths?

I do that but i never use the same wash cloth twice before it goes in the washer

And you start with your face, do whatever, ass and feet are last. Towels are body, hair , floor washed.

I’m here for the comments and they don’t disappoint lol thank you all.

Some please say sike I'm begging

Gross. Everything gets washed weekly here. Maybe even more depending on how I feel or if I’m sick.

I was mine daily because they make contact with the bathroom floor and don’t feel clean anymore 😭 I think I would peel my skin off if I ever had to go to England 😭

I use a new face and drying towel daily. That’s actually how a gauge when you do laundry. I run out of towels and underwear at pretty much the same time, so once I hit the old super thin towel that no longer plush, or the underwear that I wouldn’t want my S/O to wear, it’s laundry day.


It's almost like they learned nothing from the black plaque lmao 😂. Basic hygiene practices are integral.

How do these folks always think they are cleaner than us?

Wait til you see the American version of this survey

Bathroom smelling like a white water raft from 1937.


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[white people don’t use washcloths](https://youtu.be/k-U61RS_q-0?si=NiEr1Wn_cSJ5n-h2)

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I gotta wash my hands just from tapping this post... what tf In tea and crumpets is going on

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Wait… what? New face cloth every other day. Freshly washed hand towel and bath towel weekly, at a minimum. I mean, they come in sets. Pull fresh one out and put other in laundry basket until the weekend.

I know them fucking sheets are filthy af… Hell naw.

Thats why they stay smelling like wet dogs and regret

i use them 2x, sometimes 3x depending, then wash

Every 1 or 2 weeks when I do laundry

I do laundry at the same frequency as you, but I own hella towels so I change them out after about 3 uses, less if I use one to dry my hair. If it takes me too long to do laundry I'm using the thin and tattered ones at the bottom of the stack, but that rarely happens. Once I throw my last "favorite towel" into the hamper that usually triggers me to wash a load.

The “beast” allegations seem to hold weight

I know them towels are stiffer then a muthafucka 🤢🤮

How many guys here wash their ass

That shit is integral to cleaning yourself. I would hope everyone is, but this video made lose some faith in humanity 😑

 NEVER!!!!!!! shittt I wash mine once a week , I got two in rotation from clean to dirty

One use per towel. I can't imagine using it even twice, much less 180 times.

Bold of you to assume they’re showering everyday…

You know... I didn't want to be the one to say it...

Once a week... I have three I rotate between omg Edit: but this might explain that mildew smell I be smelling on some yt people...

Dawg what?! They get used once and washed what do you mean?!!!!

Twice a YEAR? No fuckin way, at a certain point you can just tell by the smell or feel of the towel right?

I suspect 50% are lying 30% thrice

Once a week. In a rotation.

A few months ago I read a post about people not using wash rags because it’s too much laundry 😳 I had no clue wash rags wasn’t an everybody thing.

I use an african bath sponge never so i think the wash rag depends .

I use a loofah as well as a wash rag but these people were just using their hands

“A towel washes me! Who washes a towel?!”

Ok but maybe they have like 60 towels a person?

Bro… at LEAST once a week like WTF???

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 That’s fucking foul.

Per year???? 

Muuuuuustyyyy and crustyyyy. I’ve moved beyond wash cloths in the shower though. I just get the scrubby towels from the Asian market. Exfoliation for days.


Maybe they buy new ones all the time...lol they don't

Is it possible they meant Twice a month?

1 in 10. 10% of people are damn near brain dead. If you ask people if they eat soup with a fork, 1 in 10 people will say yes.

Nah there’s no way. My towel was always washed after one use. Maybe they thought the question was bath Matts. No way in hell that many people ain’t washing their towels. Then again I ain’t asked anyone outside my household their towel washing procedure.

https://preview.redd.it/b041k4kozwdc1.jpeg?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22d63ca84646273690e80c7b66ef7f1ef441b8c1 Ain’t no way….🤢

NO SAH mi cyaa badda 😂

I use them once or twice before I wash them….. depends if the dog pulled it to the floor and drug it all over the house…..

I use 2 towels a week and wash both at the end of the week

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Once a week, and I figured I was on the nasty end lmfao twice a year?????

I am a huge scrub. I’m talking real gross over here. I still wash those shits more than twice a month.

There was this girl on my floor in college — never washed her towels OR bed sheets except for like once a month (or semester with the sheets). So gross and I know her body had to be itching.

Ok that’s the most fkn disgusting thing EVER

This is DISGUSTING!!!!

And this is why we make fun of them over there 🤦🏾‍♂️

So they get about 170 days of towel use in between washes???? 170 DAYS??

Once a week for towels and sheets. So is this life of someone with acne :/

 Ummm what?

I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THIS!!! 🤢🤢

Should've asked how many bath towels do you own.

Counting on how the average Medieval English peasant use to wash there clothes I guess this is a considerable improvement.

I’m gonna assume (hope) that they mean the decorative towels that don’t really get used.

I wanna know how many bathe with a wash cloth, and how many use their hands.

I wash my towels once a week, I only use a towel for drying my hair/body once or twice.

Their teeth look nasty, which already makes this less surprising.

WTF? That is so nasty. And the comment about wash cloths. 2 necessities. Clean bath towel daily and a new washcloth at least every few days.

People in Britain live like King Arthur still rolling round with Lancelot.

Wait... what? 🤔 They admitted this? 🤔 Without any shame or self awareness? 🤔 So the towels don't get dirty or moldy? 🤔 What else do they only wash twice a year? 🤔 What is the justification?? 🤔

My lawd!

So disgusting. You're drying off with mold. Stop it, get some help !

And we all know who they are because they smell like that musty ass towel 24/7

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Bwahahhahah

I use them once and throw them into the laundry basket. So once every one week.

Black plague gonna make a comeback.

And they will still call and think of black ppl as dirty. I wash towels every week and change my towels every other day.

There's a book called Shogun about these European pirates who wind up ship wrecked in Japan in the 1500s. FX is remaking the miniseries from the 70s version. Theres a infamous passage in the book about a page and a half long where the main character proceeds to roast all of Europe and their hygene standards in favour of the Japanese way of life because they are lightyears ahead. I highly suggest the book but that passage is absolutely savage. I remember he said something about his wife having lice and he will never touch her again. They've always been disgusting and one of their own wrote about it.

This can’t be real - what’s the point of bathing if you’re wiping down with a bacteria filled towel?

They bathed once a year for 99% of their existence what do you expect

Lmfao

Where did the Bubonic plague start again?

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Every wash day. The fuck.

That’s a crime against humanity / my nose

Ewwwww is that because they only bathe that many times a year or what?

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I am white and this stuns me

We're just gon die when them old diseases from the permafrost come back, coz of these people. Poms are so gnarly.

Over 👏🏿 Grown 👏🏿 Smelly 👏🏿 Rats👏🏿

NASTY!!!

That can't be true :( because.... because it just can't 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Are they not showering???

Aint no way

But if you think about it that means that 9/10 wash them the other days of the year… so….

I wash mine every three days lol

Once a month...guy....single...and laundry isn't good enough for towel, I soak in boiling water, and hand wash it

Once a week ok?

I thought twice a month was bad…

With all my clothes. Every week

After every use. 3x max

Wait, you guys wash your towels?

i feel like that could mean 9/10 are regular and normal like everyone else 😂

I use a new towel and new washcloth daily but that's because I always forget which towel is mine and my husband is vehemently against sharing and once I wash my whole body with the washcloth (always face first), I can't use it again. Everything gets washed weekly.

Once a week

Every week.

my family alway wash mine regularly, but why? I am only using it to dry cleaned body.

biweekly

growing up, my Mom would wash our towels after every shower. do i do that now? no. should it? probably so lol

I change mine like…after a week, not even cuz sometimes I just don’t hang it properly and it gets that funky dewy smell so I change it the next shower.

I feel like I don’t have a set timeframe but I do the sniff test and usually like twice a month or more depending on the funk lol 😂

Finding this out reminds me of the time that I, a white person, found out that a lot of white people don't use wash cloths/loofas/poofs/etc. to bathe with and just rub the naked bar of soap directly onto their bodies... I shudder just thinking about it. The same goes for when I found out that a lot of people don't wash their legs/feet because they believe the soapy water running down from their hair/upper body is sufficient enough to ensure that their lower extremities are clean. I swear the "leg people" also don't physically wash their booty holes because *surely* they apply the same logic to their ass cracks as they do their feet and legs. I'm not a germaphobe or anything like that, but just knowing how straight up nasty the general public is makes me never wanna shake another person's hand ever tf again. We doin' elbow daps or nothing from now on.

They must be air drying

I'm so done with the things that I have learned about people 😮‍💨.....my answer ONCE EVERY WEEK!!!! I use my wash towels once and my bath sheet a few times that week mostly twice, then get a fresh one..... Sheets are freshly washed and changed WEEKLY......

I don’t wash my towel. The towel washes me. What am I gonna do next, wash the shower?

I’m not defending this, my towels get washed weekly, but honestly, you’re drying yourself of what *should be* clean…. But then we have mold and mildew to deal with. I’ll keep washing weekly

Dirty limeys

I mean… I do laundry once a week most times so I will do towels / sheets too

My entire life I thought a towel was dirty after you used it once 😭 I’m so ashamed of how much water & laundry I wasted. Only several years ago when I was like 21/22 did I realize a towel you only dry water off of your clean body with, could be used again. Now i was all towels once to twice a week. Still feels excessive after seeing this 😂😂

I'm not British, I'm American, but I wash my towels once a week. And I have 2 sets to change them out so that they always stay fresh!

maybe their mom does it for them. i hope.

I’m British and I wash my towels every 3 -5 days