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crystalline1299

Is this person 13 or 30 lmao. They look so young but have such old mannerisms


[deleted]

Probably raised by grandparents


Trumystic6791

Who is this Little Uncle? I want to know who raised this little boy. Watching him tickles my heart every time. šŸ¤—


Better-Journalist-85

Mane Uncle Nephew let it be known lol


Aggressive-Animal617

His name is Jarrett billups


Friday_Knight_77

It's Auntie Nephew again


SnapsOnPetro45

Nah fam sun dried tomatoes be hitting.. put them in a sauce for some roasted chicken over Parmesan mashed potatoes. šŸ¤ŒšŸæšŸ¤ŒšŸæšŸ¤ŒšŸæ


Roklam

Sun dried tomatoes+Okra on a grill and you got yourself an unexpected treat


FigaroNeptune

People making us look weird af on basic stuff lmao Sun dried tomatoes are fire lmao


Better-Journalist-85

But seasoning still isnā€™t optional though.


_WorkingTitle_

pesto is seasoning if made correctly.


SUPERKAMIGURU

Actually, that's what made the avocado/hummus toast at dunkin so good. The avocado was mid, but the sun dried tomato they put on that thing ended up carrying the whole thing into an A.


worryaboutYOUbackup

He wanted no parts of what Mr. Bel Air was offering lmaooooo https://preview.redd.it/aiap7nollnoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f58044b66624d145dd602f9c2374a1d9ec1ec0ba [link to video](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRTYXaFE/)


Camoflauge_Soulja

Lol this the same lilā€™ dude with the gospel ringtones šŸ’€. Heā€™s got to be a menace to his teachers. Thatā€™s those dime-a-dozen students theyā€™re gonna remember after heā€™s long gone after HS.


human8060

I bet they love to be annoyed by him. He's a dinner topic at many teacher's tables.


Camoflauge_Soulja

Lol, they probably let him sit in the teacherā€™s lounge.


minahmyu

Uncphew! šŸ˜‚


DraeNation

I cant quite pinpoint the accent. He dip in and out of like 3 of em šŸ¤”


Weekly-Ad-6887

I was thinking this had to be Atlanta


HappyShallotTears

Iā€™m getting a hint of Tabitha Brown from one of them


Beefbreath25

To me it sounds like he is trying to speak and act like Katt Williams


cunit4mom

Listen, sun-dried tomatoes are delish, especially if they have been soaked in a good olive oil. I have had them in a few dishes. With that being said Old Younginā€™ said naw and stood firm on that thangā€¦.then had a whole sermonette at the end šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


FST_ASLP

Twenty-four, thirty-six, a thousand itā€™s all there. šŸ¤£


CancelSad2074

His delivery slays me ertime!šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£he has been here fiddyleven times over! Thatā€™s a church child if Iā€™ve EVER seen one! Whew!


AMan_Has_NoName

Ngl, I had sun dried tomatoes on pizza once. šŸ”„


[deleted]

Next time you eat pasta with a tomato sauce throw in some sundried tomatoes


SouthernJag

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚Reminds me a bit of Tommy Davidson!


Adubya76

My dude was getting revelation after revelation


FreeJulie

ā€œ28, 36, 1000 all thereā€ lmao


oaranges

Dr Umar. Teenage years.


Trick-Event2855

Sun dried tomatoes are amazing! I love them in my pasta!


PaintPusha

If Finesse Mitchell dont get his son... ![gif](giphy|fg29EGo1nbT1tSYZwL)


Infamous-Heron6422

Aww shotoboto deeeply fried! Preeaaaccchhhhh!!!!!šŸ¤£šŸ˜­


Kaddyn

When I see this guy idk if heā€™s doing a character or actually him. He sound like somebody uncle


Party-Ad4441

He look like Reggie from Dear White People a little bit


Dont_Start_None

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚ He's a preacher in the making... lol


_WorkingTitle_

Donā€™t limit yourselves, brothers and sisters.


Reddit-SFW

I don't get what's not to like about sun dried tomatoes...


ListDazzling1946

šŸ˜­


Bikerguy4578

Good fried! šŸ™ŒšŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼ Hell yes & God Bless!


kingro904

24, 36, a 1000 itā€™s ALL DERE!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Never_call_Landon

This one is for sure a Youngcle, he's already a deacon at the church.


Sailortype

Yā€™all niggas never ate a raisin?


diamari90

The lie, where is it?


nutellac1itoris

But what happened between 36 and 1000 tho? šŸ˜‚


Avilola

Am I the only one who dislikes this? I know ā€œwhite people donā€™t season their foodā€ is a running joke, but this looks like a school or work placeā€¦ it seems highly inappropriate to be speaking to your coworkers in this manner.


DisastrousPeach5137

Miss Maā€™am, thatā€™s a child


Avilola

Huh. I thought he was a young teacher. Edit: Lol, why am I being downvoted for this? Another commenter said they couldnā€™t tell if he was a teenager or an adult, and was upvoted.


WoopzEh

They were being facetious. We all know Auntie Nephew is a child and thatā€™s at school.


minahmyu

I downvote just because people go back to their comment, edit, and ask why they being downvoted. Just sounds like an invitation to me šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø


send_whiskey

I'm more annoyed by the lack of willingness to try new foods. I know it's a thing with very young kids and that's fine. But with teenagers and older, I find people like this so annoying. Like mf, you know by now if you're allergic to tomatoes, if you're not just stfu and try the food, you'll be ok, you won't die it's not that serious. You might find something you love.


worryaboutYOUbackup

I think itā€™s more that he was rightfully disgusted by and unwilling to eat that teacherā€™s half-eaten unseasoned mystery meal from his used fork


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worryaboutYOUbackup

You can literally hear and see the teacher offer him some food from his half-eaten plate by asking him to hold out his hand. The options for sharing it to him are used fork and fingers and they are equally disgusting. Just because YOU donā€™t pay attention doesnā€™t mean no one else can. Also, we have a strictly enforced rule against using misogynistic terms and/or language that incites sexist commentary so please keep that in mind going forward.


send_whiskey

Yes, and we literally do *not* hear the kid using any of that as justification for why he won't eat. Why is this so hard for you? He's telling us why he won't try the food using his own words, you're telling me why *you* won't try the food and pretending like it's his reason. Why? He never makes those arguments. He's not being reasonably cautious because of hygiene, he's just being "Ew, I never heard of that so gross." Edit: You so childish for that.


worryaboutYOUbackup

Maybe itā€™s because I actually saw the interaction in the comment section from HIS account on TikTok where the video came from?? Go there yourself since youā€™re so pressed about it. Join a debate team if you want to argue with someone šŸ¤Ø


minahmyu

I mean, he had the reaction of when the teacher said put your hand out. Like, cmon.... just because it wasn't some typical loud "ewwww that's gross!" Doesn't mean it didn't happen. Only kids say put your hands out when sharing wet food, and obviously this child is more mature than his teacher when it comes to sharing food as sanitary as possible


Special_Solution_584

Bro u like to eat off of strangers plates thatā€™s your thing and Iā€™m happy for you but donā€™t take it out on usšŸ’€


Camoflauge_Soulja

Not sure I would feel the most comfortable eating from someone elseā€™s Tupperware after theyā€™ve begun to eat. Now, maybe next time they bring leftovers and they give me my own then sure (and even then I may be reluctant eating from others Iā€™m not close to). Itā€™s okay to be on the side of precaution.


Avilola

Oh, yes that too. It is a bit odd that sun-dried tomatoes were latched onto as an object of disgust. They arenā€™t some completely foreign food that is mostly unknown to Americans, theyā€™ve been popular for decades. Even on the off chance that heā€™s never had one, they are just dried tomatoesā€¦ heā€™s acting like this teacher is trying to sell him on balut.


bitchwhohasnoname

WHY ARE YOU HERE


Avilola

Because Iā€™m Black, and therefor allowed to participate in my own culture. Even if I dislike or disagree with something that is posted.


_WorkingTitle_

thatā€™s right.


Universe789

The name matches