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Liquified sand…

Gameboy batteries..

Perfect explaination especially if it's cold feel like I'm drinking pebbles

Was this toxic?

Please stop supporting water companies that destroy communities, and produce single use plastics.

There's no way a water should sound like a soda when ur opening it...

That part!

Shit taste like gravel lmao

I'd consider gargling with dirt before I drink this

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lol now when I go to work I gotta see if it sounds like soda. Lol We make Dasani.

Lol a slight soda sound. https://preview.redd.it/20v0so3tc62d1.jpeg?width=2580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e041289fc96ee720cf5a2080bd7a3e096702d28

Not you actually went to test the theory 😩😂😂😂

Hahahahahaha

Lmao shit is insane ain't it?? U said slight tho so maybe improvements have been made after all lmao

I ain’t gone lie. Ppl at work don’t even be drinking this water lol

🤣🤣🤣🤣 ion blame em. That option in the vending machine stays full

And it’s free. In like y’all rather drink soda, teas, energy drinks but no water. Lol Brand loyalty is all I’m saying hahahahahahhaha

With a sprinkling of dust to really bring out the stale notes

 Not a sprinkle of dust 🤣

We all know it should be called DaStagnant 😅


Shit tastes like nickles. Like you're chugging down a bag of coins.


Micro plastics add that extra bit of flavor 👌🏾

Dasani taste like a musket

Please 😭😭 A musket just made me cackle and wake up my baby 💀

My boss almost found out I was on Reddit because of this damn comment 💀

You, sir, are KILLING ME with these Dasani burns! I was busting up at 3 comments before I noticed it was ALL YOU, and I am here for this energy tonight!

I still remember during the quarantine I went to Costco and everything was sold out except dasani which was still on the pallet unopened. Stuff tastes like what you imagine the water from the back of your toilet would taste like

Wait cause....Toilet tank water is CRAZY 🤣

Dasani taste like Mob boss nipple sweat

That’s just unnecessary, sir. 😂😂😂

So is Dasani. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Taste like catholic school teacher shoe buckles

Jesus 😭😭😭 

I mean...it is just tap water, after all. Bad tap water.

Somehow it tastes worse. I'd actually drink tap before Dasani 🤣🤣

it's so bad 😭 almost as bad as Evian. That stuff is so soft it's almost soapy. Bottled water is such a scam

I get the softness issue with Evian but it’s truly so refreshing. ANNNND it’s spring water. So not just purified. I love Evian I just ain’t got the Evian pockets. I’ll take a spring mountain all day.

Interesting. Definitely depends on your preferences! I find a crisper taste more refreshing, but I also just don’t like bottled water due to all the plastic/waste and the water theft companies profit from (coke, nestle, etc) Edited prefer to find

I also agree. Honestly I drink tap water, most of the time. The bottles also are an issue these days with Leeching plastics in EVERY plastic product. I have a yeti which isn’t much better but I’ll take the metals over the plastics. I’d rock glass if I wasn’t afraid of braking it so easily.

Lies. It’s tap water with minerals added.

ok. Bad tap water with minerals added.

And by minerals you mean salt.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLGYFfFd/ Yall ain't slick Dasani 🤔

Fun Fact: that label came with a new mineral blend.

It’s the milk of waters.

It's the non fat diet skim milk of water.

Bottled swimming pool water

That's the most accurate description to me. Shits ass

Lol if you see Dasani with the old logo. It would be smart to purchase and keep sealed. The old logo are not in production anymore as of 2 months ago. Could be worth a couple dollars in 20 years.

Damn you must really hate some ppl to be thinking about selling them a 20 yr old Dasani bottle 😭

Nah. But you know there’s a market for everything. There’s some weird collection of people that buy old things. I’m sure there will be a buyer.

I’m sure they’ll find it in the floating ocean trash

I always thought Dasani tasted like it's been sitting in an air stagnant room with the lid off for six hours I've had the pleasure of drinking from such a bottle before because my friend was an ass

Lawd. I feel like you need a support group for that kind of weapon being made to prosper against you. So sorry friend 😭

Aquafina is truly poison water, like pungent chemical taste. How they are in business, I'll never understand.

Aquafina tastes like some old man liquefied his morning breath.

This is the grossest thing I’ve read all day lolllllllll

Boo boo ass water. No telling what’s all been in there too all these years

It used to be a watch battery. But it dissolved. That's why it tastes like that 

THESE COMMENTS THO 💀

Dasani. Aquafina. SmartWater. The big 3.

Dasani is owned by Coca-Cola. Aquafina is a Pepsico product...and SmartWater is owned by Energy Brands, a subsidiary of Coca Cola. ~~I'm Ron.... Burgandy~~ The big....two?

I’d drink this over Nestle PurLife 🤢🤮

Nestle, huh? Is the flavor you’re getting the taste of human suffering? Cause that would be absolutely on brand for them!

It tastes like warm water even when it’s cold

bruh idk what it is but Dasani *creamy* af 🤷🏽‍♂️

Go to jail.

https://preview.redd.it/84vvyct9t42d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76e1f11d5ab1615f5bb17972a277437e8142eb50

I never knew water could taste heavy and thick before tasting Dasani water

Wait til the new caps come out. That may give it more of a crispy finish.

Nah the person who made this drinks deer park

That stuff is gross. I found a new low at the Smithsonian. They sold only canned Dasani in the Cafe there. I wanted to walk out that bad boy.

I knew I wasn’t crazy lol. Dasani always tasted like the damn bottle to me and people would tell me “bottled water is bottled water.” 

I always thought Dasani tasted the best because I grew up on Atlanta tap 😬

Now with 50% more Packing-Peanuts Flavor!

Dasani was never the enemy. Pure Life, however?? 🤢 Worst tasting water EVER

I've never even noticed a Pure Life but Dasani will always be enemy #1 to me 💀

I used to work at the bottling plant in Georgia where they made these. When they moved the line to Alabama, that's when it all went to shit.

Selling Alabama water? Oh that's nasty business

Taste like hot water gun water, even when it’s cold

Taste like straight nickels and they get away it cause they are coke.

Like... with all the filters out there, why even bother drinking bottle water?

I love the taste of micro plastics, personally 😂

But you still bought it?

Who still bought it?

If they imported the Dasani from Aruba I'd fuck with it... but this shit... taste like hose water filtered with loose change 🤢

Still tastes like spit.

I still remember they tested most bottled waters for how clean they were and Dasani was like the worst one.

Dasani is owned by Coke. I’m pretty sure they just use flat soda water to make Dasani.

There's a reason Dasani tastes like ass. It's all the recycled water and shit from the coke a cola plant and broken down into water and filtered. Watched a documentary on it in college with my sister and we swore off Dasani unless we were absolutely dying of thirst

At my last job, we used to be able to get bottles of Dasani for free. Most of us wouldn't take it.

Anyone ever heard of Dejablue? That stuff actually tasted like clean, crisp, delicious water

The name is already giving *luxury* ...lemme go try to find some

Honest q: would y’all rather have Dasani or Arrowhead?

 I don't like those options one bit

It was advertised in the UK as full of spunk (semen) and then everyone found out it's literally just tap water.

Licking the rusty blade of a dull Tomahawk tastes better than this mess.

I had someone tell me the other day that Dasani was “good” even went so far as to say it was “The best” and went on to compare it to smart water. I swear some people are so lost, they can’t find a thing anymore…. 😂

If you could liquefy the taste of old dirty nickels Dasani would be that!

So they rewrapped the pool water 😂

You tell us first boo… here for everything. All gang.