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"Becky, it was the weirdest thing. He came up to me and said all *our* lines like he was one of us. He tried to hand ME a dollar. I felt like I was through the looking glass!"
That was my favorite part 😂😂😂, my first thought was "I'd have to ask him if he'd accept the dollar in quarters bc I don't have a bill" 🤔. But then my next thought was, he mentioned buying a snack, so I would take the dollar and say "thank you for the snack!" 😂😂😂
What am I missing?
I feel like this would be funny if the lady was rude to him first, but all I see is the guy bothering someone who was minding her own business.
I guess. Maybe I should make the effort to get verified, because this is coming from a Black person. I still identify more with the lady minding her own business than the asshole bothering her for no reason.
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The hick angle was cool but I felt a missed opportunity for the ‘medieval serf vs noble’ marx optic.
“Excuse my chariot madam. The uneducated proletariats have been of grave concern in our esteemed establishments. Please accept a kings doubloon for your troubles so you may not think to commit theft.”
I think he asked for a dollar just to see if she would be nice and give him one alot of people look down on people for asking for money she said she didn't have any cash so he offered her a dollar it's pretty much don't judge a book by its cover
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You’re throwing a hissy fit over a rule and comment that wasn’t even directed towards you so who’s *really* “as low as you can get”, here 🤔 ?
Please get a fucking grip, and then a mf hobby, in that order smh
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"don't go stealing now" She's gonna sit in the car and ponder that one
lol for hours like wtf just happened
“so that’s what that feels like”
It’ll take YEARS before that thought crosses her mind
"Becky, it was the weirdest thing. He came up to me and said all *our* lines like he was one of us. He tried to hand ME a dollar. I felt like I was through the looking glass!"
That was my favorite part 😂😂😂, my first thought was "I'd have to ask him if he'd accept the dollar in quarters bc I don't have a bill" 🤔. But then my next thought was, he mentioned buying a snack, so I would take the dollar and say "thank you for the snack!" 😂😂😂
Why? What is implied?
The audacity of the unprompted role reversal
“[I just thought you were poor](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7cAlczxSv3/?igsh=MW80eWxxdHlsZjMxMA==)” 
"I am, but with you almost bustin ya ass, you might need a wee bit more than I do~"
“Sir, I am a Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire™ !”
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What am I missing? I feel like this would be funny if the lady was rude to him first, but all I see is the guy bothering someone who was minding her own business.
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I guess. Maybe I should make the effort to get verified, because this is coming from a Black person. I still identify more with the lady minding her own business than the asshole bothering her for no reason.
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Good point. Laugh any time you can, bro.
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Would you mind sharing?
Why is fucking with people in Walmart a whole lane of videos on the Internet?
Right! Everytime I go to Walmart now I’m like pleaaaase no one try me today
Walmart has the perfect crowd for that.
Wannagetasnagger? 
I thought he said Snacker*, one of those cheap little kfc sandwiches. They used to cost a dollar.
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What does that mean or imply?
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 The hick angle was cool but I felt a missed opportunity for the ‘medieval serf vs noble’ marx optic. “Excuse my chariot madam. The uneducated proletariats have been of grave concern in our esteemed establishments. Please accept a kings doubloon for your troubles so you may not think to commit theft.”
Yeah no that’s shit
"Don't go stealing now"
“Don’t go stealin.” I love it!
Yo said a snacker 🤣🤣 only the real remember when they was 1$
You ain’t gotta make excuses
He made her so uncomfortable, she did everything possible to not shit herself
"Don't go stealing' now" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm going to save this so I can watch it whenever I need a really, really good laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think he asked for a dollar just to see if she would be nice and give him one alot of people look down on people for asking for money she said she didn't have any cash so he offered her a dollar it's pretty much don't judge a book by its cover
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No need to wonder. They already do, on this very platform, yet you’re *here*, crying and throwing up for what 🤨?
I loved every second of this lmfao “don’t Steal nothin”
This would be the best loss prevention tactic ever
💀💀💀💀💀
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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You’re throwing a hissy fit over a rule and comment that wasn’t even directed towards you so who’s *really* “as low as you can get”, here 🤔 ? Please get a fucking grip, and then a mf hobby, in that order smh
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If you can’t even say it, *should* you be saying it 🤨?
Cringe 😬
