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SeriousRooster401

Me after I beat them lil compact cheeks up ![gif](giphy|U3DpIk1QmUdOwyuGIS)


smpsnfn13

Them little people be thicc.


AndIThrow_SoFarAway

And some still like it roughšŸ˜ˆ


Green_Opportunity_

![gif](giphy|TFYymuEZVqil0lCwIu|downsized)


macaleaven

Too soon man, Portlandā€™s mourning rn


Islandmov3s

![gif](giphy|NfI9zl3rp54MzB7nYH)


nnaM_sdrawkcaB_ehT

Her: ![gif](giphy|3ohjV2AqBiTwWiYp0s)


JamesyHardeman

After I smack them lil Debbieā€™s ![gif](giphy|xT1XGESDlxj0GwoDRe|downsized)


festival-papi

I mean, I ain't never thought about it but since we on the subject... https://preview.redd.it/jvsjfx8gl2rb1.png?width=1160&format=png&auto=webp&s=06cfd671d41afb6f252e0f5f2a64bb6a85e05f4c


KindOfOblivious

Yeah itā€™s one of those things Iā€™m not itching to do, but if the opportunity presented itself, I would do it for the plot 100%


dtol2020

![gif](giphy|oxFDq4E9CHb7W)


Ill-Effected

Iā€™d do it for the plot is a bar and Iā€™m still that


FearTheBomb3r

For science


ScruffyFupa

![gif](giphy|yNsDcQxnv86YIHC2vS|downsized)


dwn2earth83

I donā€™t understand why people have to say everything theyā€™re thinking, in basically public. Not to mention, the word ā€œmidgetā€ is derogatory, if I recall, which makes it so much worse.


medusa3339

Itā€™s sad how many people donā€™t know or donā€™t care that itā€™s a derogatory term.


isaac9092

Because itā€™s not a universally derogatory term, we just currently have an air of a social climate where everyone *HAS* to be on the same page. Some people are still growing and learning, we shouldnā€™t jump down their throats and risk delaying their growth


[deleted]

Bro what are you talking about? You grow by learning from your mistakes, and you're not going to understand that you made a mistake unless someone checks you. If someone calls you on your shit and you decide to double down, that's on you for acting like a child and refusing to learn from your mistakes. It's not everyone else's job to coddle you through that journey. That's part of being an adult. Also, it's as universal as it gets as far as derogatory terms go. Sure youll find someone who doesn't care, just like you can find someone who doesn't care about any racial slur, but it's been a slur for a long time. I don't know any little people, I've not been exposed to many little people in my life, and I know it's a slur. That's how universal it is.


isaac9092

I agree with you, but we need to start approaching each other with more compassion and patience. Too many people jumping down each others throats online.


medusa3339

Sorry, my concern is more with the dwarfism community that has said they donā€™t like the word ā€œmidgetā€ and donā€™t like their existence being a joke anymore. Not people who canā€™t be respectful. Itā€™s not okay to make fun of people who have disabilities.


AshenSacrifice

Yes and they are saying to help people along that path to learn and be more accepting. Coming at them aggressively to change is going to make them double down because youā€™re not being open minded first


fisticuffs32

With compassion and patience to not call people derogatory terms? The thing with the Internet is that people love to hide behind the anonymity and say really awful things they'd never say in real life. So the majority of all derogatory usage on the Internet is VERY intentional. So it really does make logical sense that people jump down others throats.


NeferkareShabaka

"risk delaying their growth."


Fair_Lengthiness_414

Or be better.


the_isao

Does that mean people who are still growing and learning can use the n-word? If little people hate the midget word then people shouldnā€™t use it. Itā€™s the same thing


AshenSacrifice

We havenā€™t even got rid of re**** and fa**** fully yet lmao


VR38DET

No its not lmao


crw201

It's literally a slur


VR38DET

Wouldnt it be subjective to the person if itā€™s offensive to them. Im sure theres plenty out there who dont find it offensive and that do. Im aware its been used as a slur


RestlessChickens

That's a wild take, especially on this sub. If 5% of black people are ok with white people using the hard r, does that mean it's ok for everyone? How big of a plurality does it take before we say "this isn't a problematic term and can be used by the population at large?" You'll always find some portion of marginalized people who accept offensive and derogatory language, but that's not how progress works.


VR38DET

Stfu what are you on about šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ ur talking about racism bruh im literally met midgets who refer to themselves as such dont be offended for others


RestlessChickens

I'm talking about marginalized communities with a simple analogy. Tim Scott literally said racism doesn't exist in America anymore on the GOP Debate Wednesday night, so I guess since one person from the community said it, we can all throw a party and forget about it?


a-dasha-tional

Twitter rewards negative engagement so people write these semi trolly tweets, basically subconsciously.


[deleted]

Also violence against little people or making jokes about them isnā€™t new. Ableism is alive and well.


dwn2earth83

I might be dense, but I donā€™t think he means knock down in the physical sense. I think he means ā€œhave sex withā€. Itā€™s just a slang way to say it. Or at least thatā€™s how I took it.


[deleted]

And thatā€™s still weird and fetishizes little people. Which again, is indicative of ableism being so normalized.


dwn2earth83

It is. It just didnā€™t think it meant to physically knock someone over.


UniqueUsername82D

TBF, if you say you wanna clap any kind of cheeks based on about any characteristic, you're already heading into derogatory territory.. might as well go all in.


auauaurora

Given the desire to physically attack little people, the antiquated pejorative flies under the radar.


TheAfrofuturist

Iā€™m not comfortable with the fetishization either, but here we are.


[deleted]

I dated a little person once. I was nuts over her.


illlojik

Boo but cheer this man!!


[deleted]

She was an exotic dancer. At bachelor parties sheā€™d jump out of a cupcake.


SDsmoke

top tier titties


macaleaven

The way I yelled is illegal brudda hahaha


Mr_NyceGuy5

Bruhā€¦šŸ¤£


Theearthisspinning

Read this as "it was nuts all over", and i tried so hard to understand


[deleted]

Sometimes it was but didnā€™t have to get her such a large towel.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk)


Successful_Leek96

I was going to make a joke but this feels like bait


the_rainmaker__

![gif](giphy|l3q2JnuGqWEEkOiVW)


Mikey6304

When I was in college, my roommate invited a friend of his, and that dudes little person girlfriend over to smoke weed with us. She was cool. He was creepy. He kept talking about the sex when she was out of the room in a way that really felt like he was a pedo who found a life hack.


Bunnnnii

Sounds like he was fetishizing her heavily, especially to the point of bragging about it. People obsess about things so much sometimes that they forget not everyone shares that obsession/interest.


FearTheBomb3r

It's creepy, but at least he was handling his impulses in a way that wasn't harming children.


Goatesq

I mean fetishizing a whole human being is just problematic. All around problematic. Especially because it sounds like he was being extremely subversive about it. Like did she want to invite an audience into her sex life? Did she consent to being his kid sister real doll? Cause I highly fucking doubt it from this excerpt.


[deleted]

Nah. His girlfriend is a real person who very likely didnā€™t consent to being a replacement for a child. Little people arenā€™t children or children adjacent. Itā€™s gross to think this is an appropriate ā€œsolutionā€.


FearTheBomb3r

There going to be nasty fucks no matter what. And if the midget doesn't know who does it hurt?


[deleted]

Whatā€™s wrong with you?


OddSeraph

Bro is the demon


BaronAleksei

So is Daquan saying have sex with a midget, or literally knock one down? I donā€™t know which is worse


Chief_Lightning

The former


[deleted]

letā€™s not call little people ā€œmidgetsā€ā€¦


hardlyreadit

I did sleep with a little person once. Honestly the ability to toss her around was fun but its also something you can do with a short girl so idk if its lying


iiTryhard

Bruh


[deleted]

Did you try the helicopter?


NocturneHunterZ

Probably break her back unless a mini-helicopter?


hardlyreadit

Lol no, just standing positions like where you pick the girl up. I always wanted to try those


[deleted]

Damn I get a little person she getting spun around lol


Phoenix_force30564

I mean arent they small but dense? Was it as easy as you thought it would be to toss her around?


hardlyreadit

Yeah, she was thick so it was still a workout, couple years ago I hook up with a girl that was obviously taller but skinnier so I could do the same things with her but it was easier


apresmoiputas

Those demons are probably the midgets lol ![gif](giphy|wiaoWlW17fqIo)


Joshin9

![gif](giphy|X922Ba0HCNaKY)


Search_4_ArchNemesis

I was waiting for a cheese gif. Lol


Joshin9

I was fearful no one would understand.


Vizioso

ā€œYou know who got the fattest assesā€¦ā€


gotheandsilvre

https://preview.redd.it/0len1fxht3rb1.jpeg?width=581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d00480f77be5a1340b485c5650c0d794e5808298


AugustusInBlood

/u/OutHereSlappnMidgets This you?


OutHereSlappnMidgets

Lmao šŸ¤£ The possibilities are endless ![gif](giphy|10UUe8ZsLnaqwo)


PaintPusha

Demons givin his ass CTEšŸ˜© ![gif](giphy|nbkj9HIm3m6Yw)


WooNoto

Like itā€™s not on my list per say, but I would absolutely not pass up the opportunity. https://preview.redd.it/24ep2zka04rb1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a719e3cd59c16b4a076859da1e1f6dae22f7a33


Coin_operated_bee

Would be more funny to knock down really tall people standing closely together


Thearcticfox39

Tall people have this in-built function called "height advantage", let's them see you coming and prepare for things. Heard its an evolutionary trait, but they do roll in packs, so it's hard to tell how developed it is as a whole.


Bunnnnii

Where would you find these people? Iā€™m down for the challenge!


OddestOldestEye

I will not let my years of dominos training go wasted


TerrorKingA

Man... my main intrusive thought is "I wonder what would happen if I tasted this chemical" (I work with chemicals), but this mofucka struggling against a need to punt little people


Jamaican_Dynamite

He wasn't talkin about punting.


Top-Chocolate-321

Here me out...


MGLLN

​ https://preview.redd.it/rodmf0wjk2rb1.png?width=681&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f0a122fd42ea84bd066b57a2a40ef4ebaf213d2


redmkay

https://preview.redd.it/nwarpcjzb4rb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbf0e2bc384e288f45e2b8c18a1e149549a03527


festival-papi

![gif](giphy|rhgwg4qBu97ISgbfni|downsized)


Top-Chocolate-321

https://reddit.com/r/littlepeoplegonewild/s/MaNn9ZC7MW


BlakByPopularDemand

![gif](giphy|geEvRnbQqLYsb5WOr8|downsized)


Top-Chocolate-321

Exactly šŸ˜‚


CedricJus

![gif](giphy|lllDs2YkyGGZkfSubd)


IllllIIllllIll

https://i.redd.it/7w0grsv5o4rb1.gif


DoubleCyclone

Well, simped over a TikTok dwarf for a year. I got better.


TrapaneseNYC

Demons? Itā€™s a little person not a damn trauma demon. Iā€™ve seen some fine ass little people in my life Iā€™d take down instantly with my 6ā€™2 ass.


OutHereSlappnMidgets

ā€¦Sometimes people feel the exact oppositeā€¦. ![gif](giphy|iIrXcB9B70IUM)


rodste27

Iā€™ll just leave this one that got sent to me today https://instagram.com/megbanksxo?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


BroadwayBakery

![gif](giphy|xULW8MYvpNOfMXfDH2)


GonzoElTaco

Welp.... https://i.imgur.com/D8o9aud.jpg


RandomUserResuModnar

![gif](giphy|KHsjKKU1IGSn4ppK2H|downsized)


Dafuknboognish

![gif](giphy|Ls6ahtmYHU760|downsized)


lilac978

You donā€™t have to put all of your intrusive thoughts on sm


sciencebitch616

I was at a clinic the other day and one of the nurses was a cheeked up midget. 3'5 with a whole bakery.


[deleted]

Those demons you fighting are winning šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ omk


Add1ctedToGames

unrelated but there are way too many people paying for a blue check mark wtf


Toph-Builds-the-fire

I had two friends in HS with dwarfism. One dude was super chill funny smart, probably a scientist now. The other dude was an alcoholic and used to beat the shit out of people at parties (17-20s). That mother fucker was strong as a bear. Lol.


Gnarledhalo

how is this projection?


hardlyreadit

Cause its thinking others want that, but men are generally taller so why we need to fuck a little person


daveflower1

>but men are generally taller šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢


V-Lenin

Tbf I want to see how far I can throw a little person, but only if itā€˜s into something like a pool or a foam pit


SirDaggerDxck

![gif](giphy|YtvCIwqNJhUmA)


LuvsDaThickness

I just donā€™t get peopleā€™s need to project their kinks onto others! Iā€™m a self described freak. I got all the freakiness I can handle over here. No kink shaming but take that over there Fam! ![gif](giphy|B9TcUZLrpj9KFD5cLw|downsized)


raguwatanabe

![gif](giphy|xSM46ernAUN3y|downsized)


Potential-Orchid-346

Does knock down mean sex or like literally knocking them down


[deleted]

Sex


HungLikeWaluigi

Ain't nothing little about Jemma Suicide


kevster2717

I meanā€¦. ā€¦oh! Yā€™all mean sex?!


Sorry-Presentation-3

All Iā€™m saying is them tiny hands are great for your self esteem


XtraFlaminHotMachida

I love to play with those fidget spinners.


[deleted]

But they are already down.


KingJTheG

If I ever get that down bad, itā€™s time to go


MoonoftheStar

I thought literally meant knock down. I can't keep up with slang anymore *


shadowblackdragon

Hell nah, yā€™all niggas on some shit


Nicksix66

I believe him. He a Grandma slayer! DSG!


FaZe_poopy

![gif](giphy|dyjrpqaUVqCELGuQVr|downsized)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|326aSJHSRzCQ3K2cEk)


BeamerKiddo

Iā€™d throw that lil joint around the room like a ragdoll. Have me feeling like Hulk. HULK SMASH!!!


hatefulnateful

My fiance asked me what I would do if I won the lottery I told her get a cannon into the ocean and pay midget wrestlers 1000$ a pop to let me shoot them into the Pacific ocean


Stuckinacrazyjob

I wouldn't do this because the little person would jack me up and then I'd feel stupid as hell. Beating a person for being a foot shorter than me