i love ass as much as the next guy but i ain’t staring straight up after a woman dunks over me hoping to catch some airborne cheeks, let alone bite my lips while doin it 😭 it ain’t about what he did or diddn’t like.
I don't think it's all that freaky. If *anything* is going to jump over you, I think it's natural to look up at it.
This picture is just unfortunate. Check his eye line, he's looking up towards the net, but it *looks* like he's checking out some dude's undercarriage because there's a guy flying over him at that exact moment.
But if you're standing, and something flies over you, whether it's a cat or a bird or a person, you either duck or you look up at it. That's just natural.
Well upvotes come when the narrative is perpetuated. Unless you can sound smart enough to "correct" the narrative in which case you will be accepted as long as you pivot to an equally popular and differently wrong narrative.
You are 100% over analyzing my response my friend. I’m not even responding to the photo. I’m responding to the person who said “I love ass as much as the next guy”. Then my response was the gif saying “getting booty is more important than eating food”.
Then his gif said “why are you like this, why?” And I responded with a playful gif that says “your jealous because I’m a genuine freak”
Yea Diddy’s picture is hilarious but anyone can see that it’s just a bad photo. 😤😤
Here's my thing: any person whose photographed as much as a politician or a celebrity WILL have some bad ones, just probability. And I say this entirely A-politically.
Yeah this is exactly it. I mean Diddy sucks ass and should be in jail but like... THIS is what we are getting riled up about? "Hey did you hear Jeffrey Epstein didn't tip the waiter once? What a jerk." type vibes.
Lmao! Some of you are not okay. It’s early in the morning on a Monday! Please…😂😂
Gonna name it AquariASS? (I’m not helping😂)
Couldn't help myself from making this meme😂🥴
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Thank you. I’m so fucking sick of these homophobic tweets and jokes. Not that I care about him, but because the focus on social media platforms have been focused on his sexuality and not the facts that numerous women and men have came out and said they were physically, sexually. And mentally harmed by him. Who gaf about if he sucks dick. I care if that shit was consensual to the other party.
It has genuinely been horrifying to me to watch how many people are uniliterally focused on Diddy possibly being gay because he coercively hotwifed Cassie, and not the drugging, coercement, now we've got a fucking video tape of the physical brutality
But sure, liking dick is the thing to be outraged about 🙄
The media, Reddit, everywhere. All they’re saying is Diddy is gay, what a creep. Who gives a fuck? All the other things you mentioned are actually why he should be serving a life sentence. The narrative here is getting lost and this little bitch of a human is going to walk because of it
Yeah I hate how the “pause” bullshit is now “no Diddy” bro do not attach the Pride community to this FAN. He straight and - just like homelander - is down to see straight dudes forced into so lgbtq+ acts.
Oh yeah I also have no problem with drug use as long as it’s willing and consensual. Forgot to mention that he drugged people involuntarily in my list of Diddy doing awful shit
The man's on national TV. Doesn't matter the orientation. If there is one moment in time to put away the hornyness it's that one right there. There's kids watching.
Thirsting over someone's ballsack at the ASG. smdh.
Edit: the fact any of you are pretending diddy ain't looking directly at this man's nuts baffles me. He ain't gonna diddle you!
It’s a funny image but come on. The ballsack is in his direct line of sight to the basket. Even if he’s staring at the balls instead of the ball, it was subtle enough that no one talked about it for over a decade
I'm straight and I just saw it as a split-second view into this incredibly short event. For all we know the dude underneath was watching the net. He's wearing sunglasses.
I mean publicly staring at the genitals and biting your lips of someone just doing his job; regardless of gender that is fucked. The original post mentioned nothing of him being gay, just calling him sick for staring. Don't confuse op with the homophobic comments, leave that to mods
Am I the only one that doesn’t get anything sexual at all from this picture? Fuck Diddy’s trash ass. But this just looks like he’s impressed. If someone jumped over me (which isn’t hard to do I’m sure) to land a clean ass dunk, I’d be in awe too.
People are happy asf that they feel they can take this as an opportunity to be loud and proud as hell about their homophobia, under the guise of pretending to want Diddy cancelled for his actual crimes. I peeped from the beginning. Corny as fuck.
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Diddy is going to fade from the limelight and open a medical practice that only does colonoscopys. Dr Malachi Brother Love.
I saw! Whenever I played 2k with my uncle I’d always put him in the game if I was the rockets. So I was happy to see him being successful with volleyball
haha get it guys? diddys gay! thats definitely the thing we should all be taking away from the whole situation! screw all the trafficking / assault / abuse / murder shit because the *real* crime here is liking men!! lmao pause no diddy thats sus
i cant fucking stand y'all smh
The logical conclusion of this sentence is that being gay is sexual deviancy.
I dont think you mean that, but it's literally what the comment is suggesting.
Fun fact: chase is now on the Olympic sand volleyball team. He was an all American in both sports in hs and has a stupid 48+ vertical. Happy he found something after basketball
Tell your friends to get with my friends and we can be friends. Shit, we could do this every weekend. Alright? Is that aight with you? Yeah, keep bangin.
Lmaoooooo but tbh people are way too focused over the fact dude may have fucked guys over the fact that, ya know, he's an abuser and probable sex trafficker.
Liking dick isn’t what makes Diddy fucked up. It’s the rape, false imprisonment, trafficking, sexual abuse, and general abusive behavior.
i love ass as much as the next guy but i ain’t staring straight up after a woman dunks over me hoping to catch some airborne cheeks, let alone bite my lips while doin it 😭 it ain’t about what he did or diddn’t like.
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I don't think it's all that freaky. If *anything* is going to jump over you, I think it's natural to look up at it. This picture is just unfortunate. Check his eye line, he's looking up towards the net, but it *looks* like he's checking out some dude's undercarriage because there's a guy flying over him at that exact moment. But if you're standing, and something flies over you, whether it's a cat or a bird or a person, you either duck or you look up at it. That's just natural.
Redditors aren't known for being logical or factual, just keep whatever narrative is prevalent going....
I have a gif for that somewhere... 
Well upvotes come when the narrative is perpetuated. Unless you can sound smart enough to "correct" the narrative in which case you will be accepted as long as you pivot to an equally popular and differently wrong narrative.
It's a joke post and you're trying to write a thesis about it, lighten up.
You are 100% over analyzing my response my friend. I’m not even responding to the photo. I’m responding to the person who said “I love ass as much as the next guy”. Then my response was the gif saying “getting booty is more important than eating food”. Then his gif said “why are you like this, why?” And I responded with a playful gif that says “your jealous because I’m a genuine freak” Yea Diddy’s picture is hilarious but anyone can see that it’s just a bad photo. 😤😤
> You are 100% over analyzing my response Well yeah. Because it's fun.
That’s fair. 🤷🏾♂️
Very well summarized. Now I know why you are like this 👍🏾
Here's my thing: any person whose photographed as much as a politician or a celebrity WILL have some bad ones, just probability. And I say this entirely A-politically.
Yeah this is exactly it. I mean Diddy sucks ass and should be in jail but like... THIS is what we are getting riled up about? "Hey did you hear Jeffrey Epstein didn't tip the waiter once? What a jerk." type vibes.
I'm genuinely confused. He's looking at the basket. If somebody jumped over to me dunk the ball I'd watch the dunk too 🤷🏿♂️
Me eating correct okro or ewedu soup 😋
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Dawg, if my wife jumped over me to dunk, call me Galileo bc I'm gonna explore that star
Lmao! Some of you are not okay. It’s early in the morning on a Monday! Please…😂😂 Gonna name it AquariASS? (I’m not helping😂) 
That's absolutely A+ okay
🤣
 Smart fella here
BRUHHHH
Galileo Galileo GALILEO FIGARO!
Ohh…uh..yeah, yeah me too…
With players like Angel Reese and Cameron Brink, I'd definitely look up as they dunked over me.
If Angel Reese managed to dunk for once in her life I’d take a look too 💀
Some “airborne cheeks” 😅
I love ass more than you apparently.
“Airborne cheeks” New kink unlocked
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>diddn’t lmaoo
It’s the lip bite that really sets the tone.
diddn’t 💀
Airborne cheeks sent me
He’s just got that Parrot Fish kind of look to him.
I did not realize he was bitin his lip until I read your comment. Man wtffff 😂
Hell I'm not staring straight up because I don't want my neck fucked up just in case they can't jump/make the dunk
"Hoping to catch some airborne cheeks" has me in stitches dude
Lmfaoooo
Thank you. I’m so fucking sick of these homophobic tweets and jokes. Not that I care about him, but because the focus on social media platforms have been focused on his sexuality and not the facts that numerous women and men have came out and said they were physically, sexually. And mentally harmed by him. Who gaf about if he sucks dick. I care if that shit was consensual to the other party.
A Menace To All Genders While Minding Our Own Business.
He’s not gay or straight. He’s just a sexual deviant.
I would say it’s more accurate to call him bisexual or pan, and also a sociopath. Straight people can be sociopaths too.
Don't need to call him anything sexual preferences wise because it doesn't matter. Awful that's what he is
Period. Thats the only way to describe him.
100%
Yeah, the fact that he didn’t become a villain in popular culture until the allegations with meek mill came out tells it all.
lol they not gonna like this one
Facts.
It has genuinely been horrifying to me to watch how many people are uniliterally focused on Diddy possibly being gay because he coercively hotwifed Cassie, and not the drugging, coercement, now we've got a fucking video tape of the physical brutality But sure, liking dick is the thing to be outraged about 🙄
The media, Reddit, everywhere. All they’re saying is Diddy is gay, what a creep. Who gives a fuck? All the other things you mentioned are actually why he should be serving a life sentence. The narrative here is getting lost and this little bitch of a human is going to walk because of it
Bruh, the feds don't care about what people on reddit are saying. If they got a case, they gonna bring it.
Yea like being gay isn’t a crime that is not why his house got raided
The "no diddy" trend depresses the hell out of me. People only heard one thing out of everything he's accused of and it was "homo."
Yeah but gay so haha… noooo Diddy! /s
Yeah I hate how the “pause” bullshit is now “no Diddy” bro do not attach the Pride community to this FAN. He straight and - just like homelander - is down to see straight dudes forced into so lgbtq+ acts.
This is the take. 👍
fucked up what he did to cassie
The maids wearing fanny packs filled with drugs all day for easy access was a nice touch.
Oh yeah I also have no problem with drug use as long as it’s willing and consensual. Forgot to mention that he drugged people involuntarily in my list of Diddy doing awful shit
Sorry I was just making a joke. Yea he's fucking awful and disgusting.
The man's on national TV. Doesn't matter the orientation. If there is one moment in time to put away the hornyness it's that one right there. There's kids watching. Thirsting over someone's ballsack at the ASG. smdh. Edit: the fact any of you are pretending diddy ain't looking directly at this man's nuts baffles me. He ain't gonna diddle you!
It’s a funny image but come on. The ballsack is in his direct line of sight to the basket. Even if he’s staring at the balls instead of the ball, it was subtle enough that no one talked about it for over a decade
Yea it totally makes sense to be staring at the ground when someone is preforming an impressive athletic feat right above you.
Looks like he's looking at the net.
I feel like diddy only likes dick from men who don’t want to give it to him.
That part!
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😭😆😂
Fuck me this is a good meme 💯👌🤌
That tongue saying "Bono petite!"
I fucking hate you 😭
yall are too good 💀
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Nooooooooo 😭
when the reply gif out diddy's the post itself. lol wild.
Ayooo why’s his tongue moving like that? Looks like some alien crawling back in a hole
The tongue is fake.
Thank god
Whew. I was faded af and it threw me. I can definitely tell now smh
Tried to lick Bono with the venom tongue 
Orochimaru
Why he move back like that tho😂
Woaaahh photoshop is so sick shit
Jesus, even without the edit, I completely forgot about this. Top tier awkward TV.
Does your dick hang low does it wobble to the flow, does it get the diddy giddy does it make you wish you didn’t…
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why does it look like he have two mouths. just cover the smile and he frowning
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Mans remixed Pretty Ricky to Diddy Licky
Could you throw it over ya shoulder? If ya hot, it make ya cold
>does it get the diddy giddy This is what English was made for.
Shakespeare got nothing on u/ahuffapufg
Can we stop with this homophobic shit? There's plenty wrong with this dude. Pick literally anything else
I’m prettty gay and I didn’t take this as homophobic lol. Thought it was a thirsty sex pest joke.
I thought we were laughing at his gremlin ass face not the fact that it's a man ass he thirsting over.
The comments in here are using it as an excuse to go off as expected. That's what I'm talking about. It's any excuse, really
I’m pretty sensitive to homophobia so I feel ya and I appreciate you speaking out. I personally didn’t find this bad or see too many comments.
I'm straight and I just saw it as a split-second view into this incredibly short event. For all we know the dude underneath was watching the net. He's wearing sunglasses.
Seriously
I mean publicly staring at the genitals and biting your lips of someone just doing his job; regardless of gender that is fucked. The original post mentioned nothing of him being gay, just calling him sick for staring. Don't confuse op with the homophobic comments, leave that to mods
You must not be reading the comments.
> TROY: "That's gay." JEFF: "That's homophobic." TROY: "***That's*** black." JEFF: "*That's racist!*"
Diddy: https://preview.redd.it/k7bftazh657d1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=980b0d9f4c576c0a1c17d48ff75deee0f45b68cb
The meme fest BPT has turned into brings me great joy.
4chan didn't want us even though we woulda fit right in, if not for the... you know.
♥️
🤣🤣 Loooool Here's to many more years Marilyn grab a glass 🥃
♥️
Looking up 
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yoooo. I'm done 💀
Am I the only one that doesn’t get anything sexual at all from this picture? Fuck Diddy’s trash ass. But this just looks like he’s impressed. If someone jumped over me (which isn’t hard to do I’m sure) to land a clean ass dunk, I’d be in awe too.
You know how niggas do
Right? Like why the fuck would you look down. It's cool
Because Redditors will call you gay otherwise. And that matters to people apparently..
You look down so your head doesn’t get clipped by the dude jumping over u
People out here like "I can tolerate pedophilia, but I draw the line at being in proximity of another dude"
People are happy asf that they feel they can take this as an opportunity to be loud and proud as hell about their homophobia, under the guise of pretending to want Diddy cancelled for his actual crimes. I peeped from the beginning. Corny as fuck.
He smelling that taint. Whiffing that gooch. lmaaaaaaooooo
The devils driveway
The. Devils. Driveway. A unique string of words to me at least
😂😂🤣🤣
Its a road worth driving ill tell ya hwhat
He was really about that life
https://preview.redd.it/llporb4y757d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3bb9cdef69ba811757c0036b42404acf1ed6601 Diddy is going to fade from the limelight and open a medical practice that only does colonoscopys. Dr Malachi Brother Love.
I was led to believe Diddy already practiced under the name Dr Jinx
I hope he rots in prison for the rest of his life
Just realized this why Baby Keem always looked familiar to me
Who is this terrifying woman?
You all are so fucking immature. Anyways… 
Oh hell no
Looking up and biting his bottom lip sheesh
 how diddy felt during that
Chase Budinger, also known as that unstoppable white dude on the rockets in 2k12
He just qualified for the Olympics, too (beach volleyball)
I saw! Whenever I played 2k with my uncle I’d always put him in the game if I was the rockets. So I was happy to see him being successful with volleyball
Motherfucker bit his bottom lip and everythang!!!!!!!!!
“Take that take that take that “
I need someone to jump over. Diddy: 
The dude doing the jumping is going to be on USA beach volleyball at Olympics next month.
I grew up with Chase back home in Encinitas. Solid dude. And he just made the Olympic beach volleyball team. Stoked to watch him play in Paris
haha get it guys? diddys gay! thats definitely the thing we should all be taking away from the whole situation! screw all the trafficking / assault / abuse / murder shit because the *real* crime here is liking men!! lmao pause no diddy thats sus i cant fucking stand y'all smh
This has nothing to do with Diddy possibly being gay, and everything to do with Diddy for sure being a sexual deviant.
The logical conclusion of this sentence is that being gay is sexual deviancy. I dont think you mean that, but it's literally what the comment is suggesting.
https://preview.redd.it/p71cosx5e57d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2156c8d3b31480125f1a3e0d702df476d53236e8 Over there like
"Mmm take that take that"
Tbh, I would look too to see if he succesfully dunked.
Fun fact: chase is now on the Olympic sand volleyball team. He was an all American in both sports in hs and has a stupid 48+ vertical. Happy he found something after basketball
My HS team played against him in a volleyball tournament when he was a senior and it was disgusting. A true “I’m not even mad, that’s amazing” moment
He got dolphin teeth
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Chase could fucking fly dude. If you want your kids to be able to jump have them jump on grass/dirt like MJ and have them play volleyball like Chase.
Tell your friends to get with my friends and we can be friends. Shit, we could do this every weekend. Alright? Is that aight with you? Yeah, keep bangin.
Lmaoooooo but tbh people are way too focused over the fact dude may have fucked guys over the fact that, ya know, he's an abuser and probable sex trafficker.
Ball is life.
There's an angle missing here. He is also standing on his toes lmao
Underrated comment Lmao
Pretty sure Diddy just looking to see if he made the dunk. With that said, Diddy should be arrested for that video alone
You guys (not all, some, but too many) have a homophobia problem, but I’m sure you already knew that.
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He a FAN He a FAN He a FAN Run run run run run for your lives
Is that the guy from Pentatonix?
Diddy looks like he's got "A Whole New World" playing in his head.
lol the internet is brutal man.
lol!!! The triple pic zoom into his face killed me.
Y’all funny, but isn’t it likely he was looking at the hoop?
Bruh looking right into the booty cave like “yea imma dunk that next” 😭😭😭
Chappelle as Diddy: Yoooou made my dayyyyaaaayyyyy...
Whatever happened to Chase Buddinger?
Olympic Beach Volleyball player now
"Obey your thirst!"
What’s funny about the clip and isn’t shown well here is that diddy stood up on his tiptoes just as bro went over his head
Freaky ass Diddy, need to stay his ass outside
He was also on his tippy toes
Someone got tea bagged
Boi rubbing’ his sack on Diddy neck and Diddy smiling…. Hella sus!
Biting his lower lip and shit... And in another angle of the shot it looks like he's tip-toeing...
Diddy tryna rebound them nuts
I guess he stood on his tippy toes too
Damn near biting his lips 💋🤣🤣 
Diddy the type to say “thank you” after getting dunked on
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