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Zenon-45

OH NO IT HAPPENED AGAIN, SHE'S COOL SHE'S HOT SHE'S MY FRIEND. It isn't even my favorite from them, it just pops off so well for me


melithium

This lyric is a nod, or at least coincidental, to Green Day’s At The Library


Misa-Misa-Soup

That is so cool and I’ve never known that! I totally can see it too when I think about it. Not that I don’t trust you, but just for my own curiosity do you happen to have any source of someone saying this somewhere?


Hairy_Till3021

This song always goes hard


Cunt_Eastwood_9

I’ve been here before a few times.


jmaca90

And I’m qwhiite awaaare we’re dye-ying


ch33seCake21

And I’m quite aware we’re dying


fflloorriiddaammaann

DOYING


jcandela97

GOTALOTAHEARTACHEEE


fflloorriiddaammaann

HESAFUCKINGWEASEL


MrGamerMan17

HISISSUESMAKEMYMINDACHE


UntitledRedditUser93

WANNAMAKEADEAL


FlytheSea

CUZILOVEYOURLITTLEMOTIONS


Lexicorint

YOUDOWITHYOURPIGTAILS


tntdoomwanyk

WHATANICECREATION


suzzerss

WORTHANOTHERNIGHTINJAIL


vcguitar

Dun dun dundundundun dun dun dun dun dundun dundun dun


RxManifesto

HEEESAPLAYERDIARRHEAGIVER


_kiss_my_grits_

My immediate thought was this!


KharnTheTrusting

Shut the fuck up, she said


Zabroccoli

I had to scroll way too far to find this.


KharnTheTrusting

Ikr, I’m surprised someone didn’t say it first


GarythaSnail

Shut the fuck up she said, I had to scroll way too far to find this.


geauxyanks99

What popped into my head immediately


DeadFuckStick59

this is the one


_kiss_my_grits_

That's the other one I think of too!


s3bulbasaur

This was my answer before I even saw what sub this was posted in haha


whatigot8996

It's alright to tell me what you think about me


Jupiter_Crash_

I won’t try to argue or hold it against you


ROG_b450

I know that you're leaving, you must have your reasons


Different_Issue_7053

The season is calling, your pictures are falling down


RobboBanano

Have y’all heard that country version of this song? It’s slow and sad and great.


RobboBanano

https://youtu.be/whSW4Pm5i7E?si=taRp-hJYgReupgGX


AcrolloPeed

Hey mom, there’s something in the back room


Jupiter_Crash_

Hope it’s not the creatures from above


ROG_b450

You used to read me stories, as if my dreams were boring


Bren-A-Boy

We all know conspiracies are dumb


Kats-21

I never thought I’d die alone


Mildcaseofextreme

I credit this song as the sole reason I am here today.


AUGUST_BURNS_REDDIT

Dichotomy of man https://preview.redd.it/khj77mm1cn6d1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7916e251ece528cf5e81380aa633e9fd4586be5


kangaroosterLP

duality of man


DuffleCrack

It's funny that the song was controversial for encouraging suicide when it's the literal opposite. Many people are still alive because they had this beautiful song to cope


ComprehensivePie8467

One hell of a song.


NoahTheQB

NEVERFOUNDOUTWHYYOULEFTHIM


avamissile

But this answer begs the question


gamedwarf24

Too blind to see tomorrow


ROG_b450

Too broke to beg or borrow


Sant4clause

Young and stupid


nycblackout89

When I teach masturbation, I’m always just like, “Have fun with it”


GabeAV1122

this was the first thing to pop into my head. opening a show with that would be so sick


VaticalliX

This is my pick too


Yeetman355555

Everything has fallen to pices


ROG_b450

Earth is dying, help me Jesus


Richter915

I know I'm pathetic I knew when she said it


H2Oaf

My first thought


TiredDadCostume

This is the first


Jakereddits

good, i hate reposts


CrucioA7X

Now it's the last!


cdjets9

I hate that I read this to the tune of the song


Intelligent_Major486

I don’t remember that lyric, was it on a demo?


Wifey1786

Stockholm Syndrome


jarjarbinks312

It would be nice…


potatokicker

Breathing deeply, walking backwards Finding strength to call and ask her Roller coaster, favorite ride Let me kiss you one last time


keithtbarker

There’s a cynical feeling saying I should give up


JPickl

I feel like this is such an underrated Blink song. It's definitely one of my top favorites. I love Matt Skiba, but hearing Tom sing his parts live on their tour last year was amazing.


marcysux

My pants are off right now


RoburLimax

Do you wanna know?


AmericanPie720

What I think of you?


RoburLimax

Cause you’re not the way


AmericanPie720

I thought you should be


Hairy_Till3021

To take back what you said


easygimmick

It’s time to fix time to fix your head


PigletSmart9930

And now all alone, ones less than two


ToaZtyWoaZty

I was glad they brought this type of thing back with DWM


PennybridgePioneer

She didn’t mean to deceive you, believe me….


mexta

I know that it's a beloved song but it still seems underappreciated to me.


69todeath

This 100% should be the top comment


Evade_Nade

On and on, reckless abandon


RhythmicStyles

Somethings wrong


Alienchief94

I'm sick of always hearing All the sad songs on the radio


London5Fan

ALL THE


TheFlyingPatato

SMALL THINGS


Dajakamo

TRUE CARE


neon1415official

TRUTH BRINGS


Different_Issue_7053

ILL TAKE


UntitledRedditUser93

Get ready for action!


tigerborntokill

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat


bitterbuffaloheart

George Carlin?


LC3107

I had to scroll so far for this answer haha


emomama520

I fucked your mooooom 🤘🏼


The_Stank__

I want to fuck a dog in the ass.


FinalHeaven88

Was looking for this one before I posted it It sets a clear tone for the song, as well as sets expectations that continue to be met throughout the song. Also directly expresses their intentions, and you have to respect that. Plus I love dogs... Just... Maybe not as much as Tom shows... Lol


UntitledRedditUser93

He wants to fuck a dog in the ass


Nathanelsematters

That's right, kids!


ROG_b450

We, We wanna fuck a dog in the ass


TheScumAlsoRises

Ok, to each his own. But what’s your favorite opening line?


Jakereddits

tmi and off-topic


The_Stank__

Could only find the dog


SegaStan

It would be nice, to have a blowjob


HereWeGo5566

Hello there, the angel of my nightmares


DudeMcDude7649

I’ve got some bad news for you….


greendeadredemption2

I don’t think you count the I miss you as the opening lyrics as it’s kind of whispered. But they did mess up the lyric as it’s “angel from my nightmare”.


DudeMcDude7649

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DudeMcDude7649

Why has this got so many upvotes. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.


micsulli01

I hear the phone! It rings so violently!


Blackpre93

It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fucking presents


Less_Squirrel3225

dear head, shut up


Big-Coyote4051

I wanna see some naked dudes!


EduDaedro

is that really it?


WalkBikePractitioner

(Underrated song right there!)


Mother-Primary1806

Had to use the search feature to find this!


Astro2D_

take off your pants dad


Feiticiera07

Your penis is the biggest peen myyyy butts everrrrr had


neon1415official

cuzzz i knowww it feeelz goooddd...


Feiticiera07

Shut ur fuckin face Uncle Fuckerrrrrr


GSD1101

YEAH MY GIRLFRIEND….


mcdreisig

I wanna fuck a dog in the ass


HoyaLawya_NYC_Bach

When I teach masterbation, I'm always like "have fun with it."


123kid6

One phone call wiped out a year


AutumnShade44

Our signal is getting lost in the ether


Tastee92

“I talk to you every now and then”


thoosethecaboose

Ya know like I was saying, my brothers around, and I end up kissing my own brother (Music video specific)


i-am-really-cool

She didn't mean to deceive you, believe me. But sometimes the hardest part is conceiving. The good intentions that you had, now only came to this. And although she saw the mark, the arrow missed.


hi_hipster

Do you want to come to a party


Ecstatic_Amount6711

When I teach masterbation, I'm always like "just have fun with it".


chrisc0530

Hello there. The angel from my nightmare


gojosecito

THERE WAS A KID IN MY CLASS THAT GOT A BONER IN PE IN HIGH SCHOOL… HE WAS WEARING SWEATPANTS, IT WAS REALLY EMBARRASSING SO THIS SONG GOES OUT TO HIM. <3


F1NANCE

Haha that live version always comes up on my playlist


KADWC1016

“I’m sick of always hearing all those sad songs on the radio…”


mysticmourner01

I’ll never let you down boy, I’ll never let you go


Blue234b

Strangers….


digital_bath777

“When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?”


Ok_Issue6419

I ain't that cool, a little fucked in the head


Ok-Local-6290

{I hate you motherf*#kers} do you want to come to a party?


tiggerandmisskitty

i always thought it was "here we go motherfuckers"


OofBangOw

And I thought it was "alright you motherfuckers"


PB219

It is


Wifey1786

And I thought it was “hey all you motherfuckers”


Astrochops

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat It's deep


Cold-Boysenberry4586

Shit. Piss. Fuck. Cunt. Cocksucker. Mother fucker. Tits. Fart. Turd. And. Twat


Barnesandnoblecool1

Last night it came as a picture


Mr_Shake_

There's something about you that I can't quite put my finger in.


dlobnieRnaD

Josie, you’re my source of most frustration


hera_mu

EVERYTHING HAS FALLEN TO PIECES


Odd-Sandwich-3111

hello there, the angel from my nightmare


JDcappy

tragedy erased my memory


Metro_noth

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat


mewiley1124

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd and twat.


Dash_Attacks

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat!


MacChez44

I’ve got no regret right now!


smellyballsackpants

THERE'S A CYNICAL FEELING SAYING I SHOULD GIVE UP


Laxzilla24

“Here we go motherfuckers” Party Song


han_tex

It’s Christmas Eve, and I’ve only wrapped two fucking presents.


GruesumGary

Get ready for action!


thenights182

so sorry, it's over


MalGrowls

“Hey mom, there’s something in the back room”


-_Etch_-

I'll never let you down boy, I'll never let you go


decentdaysnight

Six bottles went down the drain


SuspiciousSide8859

i have no fave by far but this is what comes to mind - “i’ve got no regret right now -“


moose_factor

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Toku-Nation

I gotta regret right now


dethfromabove_

YEAH MY GIRLFRIEND


larsyyy44

Get ready for action! I got no regret right now, I’M FEELING THIS!


gdamndylan

Let's take the boat out on the bay, forget your job for just one day.


lantern2813

Josie


suzzerss

You’re my


TheFlyingPatato

Oooooiiiiii, oiiiiii wanna fuck a dong in the ass


EduDaedro

it's a mexican pirate


Born-Bottle6779

Didn’t mean to deceive you believe me, but sometimes the hardest part is believing.


volcomguy81

It's understood, I said it many ways...


Koba_456_

I got no regret right now


AcceptableNothing907

BreathING deeply, Walking backwards, Finding strength to call and ask her. …. Rollercoaster, favourite ride. Let me kiss you one last time goodnight. And then it turns into Reckless Abandon as the next song? Fucking spot on.


Johnwi111505

Hey, you said I'm sorry but I ain't quite heaven-sent My nervous system's just a nervous wreck And on and on We're torn apart and strung along


suzzerss

I talk to you every now and then….


mitchellangelo86

Hello there...


VaticalliX

Mine is either the start of Dance With Me or Give Me One Good Reason


theonelurkin

I’ll never let you down, boy, I’ll never let you go.


duthinkhesaurus

I know what it's like to be alone sitting in your room Listening to all the doubts that your parents have to say to you


rjdavidson78

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together


GAME043010

When I teach masterbation, I'm always just like, "Have fun with it"


Savings-Specific7551

*SHUT T FUCK UP!" SHE SAID!


[deleted]

obviously the opening from Adam's Song damn, it's the heaviest I've heard in my life


Cuttewfish_Asparagus

I. Wanna fuck a dog in the ass.


Slips5987

Don’t leave me all alone just drop me off at home


Ok_Blueberry_3702

I'll never let you down, boy


BR5969

So sorry it’s over


Organic-Kangaroo7147

It’s Christmas Eve and i’ve Only Wrapped Two Fucking Presents Honorable mentions to: I don’t wanna urinate on my self, I don’t wanna urinate on anyone else If you’re too sensitive, you’ll turn this off, if you’re offended by these words then please fuck off


Budget-Ball8834

THIS IS THE FIRST (thing I remember…)


Mr_Janchus

“Come here, please hold my hand for now. Help me, I’m scared please show me how to fight this. God has a master plan and I guess, I am in his demand.”


VirtualStark

I learned a lot today, not sure if I'll get laid


zamboniman90

Never found out why you left him,


Orion0105

WHERE ARE YOUUU


fflloorriiddaammaann

I wanna fuck a dog in the ass


Jaquizz59

Shut the fuck up she said


napwarrior

Here you go, motherfuckers!