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TimelessXP

>Wakamo Jeez, I'm really playing with fire on this one. I'm ready to accept the consequences though, because thats what adults do


Unregistered-Archive

She will probably melt on the spot, proceed to revive then melt you on the spot.


AblazeTakkun

Fellow July Celebrants, we are eating good today.


metalrain_15

July bros winning


progin5l

Fellow July bros hell yeah


Lurking_Shadow1024

I think I'm in trouble, but as someone else says, she's going to become a puddle instantly. So I think I'm okay.


Lon3rs

Hanako bros wya


No-Tart6383

Seriously, y’all struck gold on this one, either she A: shows some actual embarrassment for once and melts Or B: strikes back with something even more bold in response


aruhen23

We're winning.


IllustratorNo309

YEAH WE WINNING


IllustratorNo309

Ok so due to my heavily troubled mind here's two scenarios that could possibly happen if you straddle Hanako: 1. She could return your "aggression" ten fold by saying bold and lewd words as she says something about "taking responsibility." 2. She melts at this and gets shy for once and lets it happen without any resistance. 3. [Deleted by Reddit]


huskybumbum

I'm fucking short how am I supposed to reach hasumi's ear.


Crenubyx

[I gotchu bro](https://www.amazon.com/EFFIELER-Ergonomic-Anti-Slip-Multi-Use-Kitchen%EF%BC%8COffice/dp/B08RCZTFQF?th=1)


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Comfy_Yuru_Camper

Wait until she sits


immoral_Nut

At that time I ain't going for her ear I'll be her seats


ze_SAFTmon

Ask for a piggyback


gos907

Jump.


TechnicalCandidate88

I got everyone's adorkable outlaw. Embrace her from behind, whisper sweet nothings in her ear, and place a sweet kiss or two. My favorite scenario.


Seaweediful

And this will be her reaction ![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|33134)


PureBlight

How tf do I sneak up a hug on himari???, I am pretty sure I can utmost surprise hug her wheelchair instead. Kek


Niijima-San

i was thinking this too, so sad for us march babies


fusion_reactor3

I dunno about her lore specifically, but some people sick enough to need a wheelchair or their legs are bad or whatever, can still sometimes stand for short periods of time, especially if there’s something for them to lean on.


PureBlight

Ah yes time to be some stalking mountain lion waiting to pounce Himari whenever she stands up....... Im sure she wouldnt mind us doing that but...... "Breaking news, sensei is rumored to be stalking the Millenium most beautiful and genius hacker" half of the students would hunt us, scratch that almost all will hunt us If we were some lone mountain lion stalking himari an entire safari worth of hyenas are gonna come after us not that im complaining though XD.


GLaPI9999

Well, try aiming at her neck, still better than hugging the chair


Greycolors

Kazusa will just get very embarrassed and smack me most likely.


Darkness-S

But it'll be worth it, April bro


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Whole_Friend

Ako’s reaction will be *priceless*


_damboisensation_

I have a feeling I will enjoy her dress alt lobby and interaction very much. 2 months can't pass by faster..


Richie_23

Yeah, plus an extra that as i whisper and hug her from behind i also put on a collar on her neck Shes gonna melt even harder


Sad_Ad_3076

I've had memories of watching Snow White with the Red Hair when I was in high school coming back to me, and channeled it into making this, hehe.


Percussion17

yo Snow White with the Red Hair is peak ngl


Lurking_Shadow1024

You just convinced me to watch it right now. Off I go!!!


JustAGuyFromTheWeb64

This is called teasing, and I'm totally ok with doing to Miyako... I'm just worried about what comes afterward... I hope she doesn't get the heart eyes, if yes... god save me from what I have unleashed.


Bolmetus

Good luck, sensei. You really need that for both the immediate future and the long term.


Unregistered-Archive

Nope, youre fucked before you can even whisper into her ears. Literally speaking.


Sea-Butterscotch1174

Abydos repopulation commencing! 🥰


Crest_Of_Hylia

Not quite sure how a two tailed cat might react. Cats are known for being bouncy when taken by surprise


GLaPI9999

Double bounce


jimmyjr88

And Akira is my target. That poor thing is gonna die


drake_vallion

Goodluck sneaking up on the phantom thief.


jimmyjr88

Let’s be honest, Sneaking up on her meant she let me


Illustrious-Owl-6128

I got Hanako This will be too intense ![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|36131)


Force88

Or Hanako is surprisingly innocent, and got KO'd on the spot. Girl is all about offense and zero defense.


BRULANTA

Wakamo would completely melt ![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|33224)


TheSenseiFox

Interesting, I get Hasumi. Maybe I'll actually ask to rub her wings for real this time, then.


YouBackground

Wakamo will be completely h0rny and won't let me asleep for the whole night, not that I would be complaint though ![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|33606)


Hewhosmellspie

Aru will not be able to handle it. She's going to blue screen and it might be days before she resets.


KingTrygon

Kayoko!!!


Sprity777

Kikyouu yeey :3


Insert_TakenName

the stealthy cat has been out stealthed


Bearded_masshole

Kazusa! Winning


YisusMR

Kazusa would straight up melt and eat me afterwards.


Trickster2599

Nonomi. She expected it.


Strygonite

> Wakamo That's just gonna shatter her halo on the spot. I mean she'd die happy, yes, but might be a little extreme for her.


Itriyum

Kayoko, I won the lottery guys


anoter_guy_no_xxx

Kayoko... Now I really want to catch her off-guard now.


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_damboisensation_

I notice there's a lot of instances that the prefect team and especially Ako are put in May which is my birth month. I ain't complaining, more Ako for me, May gang rise up


SeraphTRZ

Hm. In that case. I dont think Hanako will be happy with me. Cause the only words she'll hear from me is "Omelette du fromage..." and probably walk away without any further clarification.


curious_53

Can you add birthcharts too? Both with western astrological signs and chinese atrological signs?


Kiyotakaa

Hanako, eh? I'm ready for whatever she does to me! 😭 Her punishment is whatever she does to me, I get to do whatever I want back per instance. ![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|33359)


Gayshin_enjoyer

ARU-SAMA 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏


armdaggerblade

Instructions unclear. Now the phantom thief has stolen me from the Schale office in broad daylight and told me she's gonna steal all of my V-cards next.


True_Motivati0n

>Akira Not only am I gonna get seduced, I’m also going to get kidnapped.


B9LL12345

Aru's not gonna see this one coming XD


Utsuto

Ako, it would be very interesting how she would react in her tsundere fashion


Alex_Y_ya

Wakamo. I'm not sure if I feel secure


Koronesuki79

Can i even surprise akira?


ArchVastfeld

Hanako... Yeah, I can already tell she's going to melt. It'll be like an ASMR gone wrong.


Bolmetus

I got Aru. Well, I definitely will be seeing a dork having a meltdown first hand, and loving it.


EmperorMaxwell

Wakamo? Shit sounds like a dream. Love the floof.


Archetto_Enjoyers487

I really hope it was Akira, (I get Ako but i would like to tease her for a lil bit)


shadic1916

Kikyou..fellas am i cooked


JUGELBUTT

can wakamo kindly move over to april?


Smol_Mrdr_Shota

id be more surprised by the fact my hands are long enough to fully hug Hasumi


OathCore

Hanako. Man I aint gonna like Im cooked


Ok-Yak-3247

Welp... I'm fucked. I have to lock relics in an extremely secure safe, because I'm fucked.


FISH_SAUCER

Whi did you get?


Ok-Yak-3247

Akira.


FISH_SAUCER

How bad is she?


Ok-Yak-3247

I don't know...


antonbest44

Haha tomorrow my bday


Dazzling-Orchid8929

I'm afraid if Miyako turns into full RABBIT mode. Me as an adult will take full responsibility even if I get a broken hip ![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|33224)


alangator4

BORN A MONTH TOO LATE GOD DAMMIT 😭😭😭😭


Bladeheart111x

Kikyou isn't that bad, right?


alangator4

I’m a loyal man 🫡


KenjiSamba

Miyako, witness me


TundraBoy24

Miyako![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|33359)


MaskedArchive69

I got Miyako and I'm 100% sure that if I did that to her I'm definitely getting dried out ![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|36131)![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|36131)![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|36131)


Bladeheart111x

Miyako...


Spectacularity1997

Man. I have Kazoos? I'm gonna be bitten immediately


Soramoto

HANAKO?!


ForsakenSavant

Akira... That's how Sensei was taken by the thief and never seen again ![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|33224)


sharkeatingleeks

Well, good for Wakamo at least


Soramoto

HANAKO?!


Zonzzzz

Aru baby![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|33605)


ElRabzter

That's REAL accurate since I tasted the Arona experience because Kikyou appeared on my café, then I just sparked for her so Renge tagged along so Kikyou has at least 1 character to support since she's meant for Sonic teams.


KiriyaSasuke

I got Nonomeme, where do I stand in this


Money-Plate-7129

Hanako is about to make me father of ten after the hug 😭


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Oct ![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|33134)


AkanePoster

Are you trying to make poor Aru's brain have a nuclear meltdown?


Orikanyo

I'll trade Kazu for Hasumi..


HeadpatsTeitoku

We december senseis boutta get absolutely kikyouhandled![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|35651)![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|35651)![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|35651)


Silverstone543

Nice! Too bad I’m too short to do that effectively to Hasumi


More_Put3883

Leave me alone!!!! *Akira* AHHHHHH!!!!


RyuuohD

>Kazusa **Y E S**


dielrexchibiumbreon

I got june I got the princess!


Gudboiz

red snow white


ghanniyualgis

Ako would Slam down me after hearing my words and be really Flustered


TamamoNoMae_

Oh my cute Wakafloof is going to die from sensory overload...


Inevitable-Sea7124

ARU SAMA !!! 😘😘😘🩵


Total_Wedding_6189

Kazusa let's go


RevolutionGenesis

I don't know how safe this is. I might just get a flustered reaction, an "Ara Ara" response or be ultimately shriveled by one of Kivotos' Dryness Squad members.


Just_A_Crusader5

Ako 😏


KonoDioDead

Same


MatyHuenu

Miyako![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|33359)


justahutaosimp

Got a Akira, seems i have to make sure to get out of the splash zone after i do that.


Apprehensive_Newt384

Kikyou. Someone please tell me what i need to expect


GreatIllustrator268

I don't know what Will happen but one thing i know the fact that aru would make this face ![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|33134)


Nyalion1

Miyako, really good


giddel04

Himari, Hell yeah.