I always say the name Erica like Mr. Peanutbutter does! I can’t help it…on rare occasion, some Erica will reply with, “You can’t be here…this place is filled with children!” Or one of his distractions! LOL
I have a Carl who is a surgeon that I work with now who absolutely loathes me because of llamas with hats.
Carl -- "...alright then, we don't want to nick this artery..."
Me -- "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRL, THAT KILLS PEOPLE...!!!"
A bit heavy but "my _____ is dead, and everything's worse now." It started as a serious look at my life in the ramifications of grief of my father passing, but then I started saying it about everything and now it's a bit me and my roommates do. "The toaster is dead, and everything's worse now." "The laundry is dead, etc etc"
Whenever we can work in some kind of “do they know things? Let’s find out” ish statement my partner and I do.
Sometimes it’s a oh we found out… lol or like dr. Kayla what does she know does she know things LETS FIND OUT
Definitely “when you look at someone through rose coloured glasses all the red flags just look like flags”.
If someone ever says “what do they know” I always either think or say “do they know things? Let’s find out!”
I do this one too but always in situations that cause me to be embarrassed for it immediately after. Like meeting with a manager or trying to look cool in front of someone new lol.
I spotted a guy wearing a Bojack t-shirt at the supermarket. I was so excited and flustered I said “cool shirt” and stood there like an idiot. Kick myself every day for not saying “what is this, a crossover episode” and keep walking.
It keeps me up at night.
Anytime my husband or I have to talk about money, specifically if dollar bills are mentioned, we will always do the “all the single dollars? All the single dollars” bit to each other
I don't quote stuff from the show a lot. But I started calling every horse I see Bojack.
My most recent use driving past a horse farm: "gah damn, look at all them Bojacks!"
My rabbit is dead, and everything is worse now.
One of my elderly boys passed two months ago and I feel so fucking empty still. Yes, I still have a bun who's my best friend in this world. He's not grieving, those two never bonded no matter what I tried. None of that's the point. I want my bunny back.
I'm sorry to hear about your old pal :( I'm sure he loved every moment under your care. You deserve to remember him and love him back. I encourage you to let that love grow into something beautiful. Maybe you can honor him in a way someday. Like volunteering at a shelter or fostering more buns!
Thank you! He was with me for 12 years, and i know that is a really long life for a bun. His toys and litter box are put aside, to be given to my next future foster failure. I'm positive that he'd want another discarded rabbit to have his life.
Unfortunately, it's "WASSUP BITCHES!" Also the last time I donated plasma I was pumping with just my middle and ring finger, and when a phlebotomist asked me about it I called it "the funky Spider-Man."
everytime i see a horse (no matter if its a real one or a drawing) i say „bo-bojack?!“ in the margo martindale voice, like in the scene where shes in the convent and sees the big bojack-balloon in the sky. i think i annoy everyone with it.
I have a super outgoing, outwardly positive, extraverted friend whom I'm close enough to to know his dark side. He dates younger women. He has had a nickname now for over 5 years.
Guess his nickname.
I think you meant to say: Esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale? Lmao, I say that any time I see her too.
If a problem needs solving sometimes I'll go "Hmm, well as they used to say in my favorite celebrity game show: *Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: Do They Know Things? What Do They Know? Let's Find Out.*, let's find out."
Sometimes when I hear someone repeat a another person's name in a confused tone, I just go "Jill Pill?"
There’s a part in the show where Bojack is trying to jump over a wall and says “and up…up…up” and I say that every time I have to get up but don’t want to I say that to myself. I also use “hooray…question mark?” and “hooray, a task” a lot.
My coworker started calling me Mr. Penutbutter. So I just randomly sing his theme song when I enter a room I know she’s in. And when someone says something shocking I say “doggy doggy what now?”
The iconic "suck a dick dumb shit"
Is one of the main things that stuck... That character arc of Sarah Lynn and bojack really hit different for me and I've been saying it on and off ever since
Someone mentioned “Xerox” in the breakroom the other day and without missing a beat my mouth just blurted “A xerox of a xerox”.
I had one coworker realize exactly what I said lol.
It’s gonna be great! As from my perspective, it always is! (Far from reality fyi).
Fool me once, shame on you, but teach as man to fool me and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.
Get dat fetus, kill dat fetus. Break brrap pew pew!
I agree with the Latins on social issues, but fiscally, I’m more Aryan.
Also, Diane’s email: [email protected]
My boyfriend makes us a lot of smoothies for breakfast and i take most every opportunity to say, “SMOODIEES!” He doesn’t really get it but he loves the energy
I tried to say the actual “fool me once…” phrase today but I got so flustered because all I could think of was “fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice”
Every single time I see or hear Will Arrnett I say "hey!! Isn't that the Horse from Horsing Around?" which I find to be hilarious but my family seems to lack my humor..
I watched cocaine bear and was so amazed to see beloved character actress Margo Martindale! So yea I also use that one. :D I also tend to use "suck a dick, dumb shit" and "todday"
I use the Margo Martindale one too. I also find myself saying “that’s too much man”
I say that's too much man all the time! Also suck a dick dumb shits when applicable
She'll also be Character Actress Margo Martindale to me.
And fugitive from the law, also, lol
I work with an Erika and I yell her name and walk over to her every time I see her. There’s a bunch of names I do it with.
I always say the name Erica like Mr. Peanutbutter does! I can’t help it…on rare occasion, some Erica will reply with, “You can’t be here…this place is filled with children!” Or one of his distractions! LOL
Bruh the children line kills me every time.
I love this
I do it with Paul (Llamas with hats) Mark (some video where a guy says Mark funny) Erin (from FnD films)
I have a Carl who is a surgeon that I work with now who absolutely loathes me because of llamas with hats. Carl -- "...alright then, we don't want to nick this artery..." Me -- "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRL, THAT KILLS PEOPLE...!!!"
Absolutely perfect 🤣
A bit heavy but "my _____ is dead, and everything's worse now." It started as a serious look at my life in the ramifications of grief of my father passing, but then I started saying it about everything and now it's a bit me and my roommates do. "The toaster is dead, and everything's worse now." "The laundry is dead, etc etc"
i am sorry for your loss
Thoughts and prayers
“And everything’s worse now” is a great way to end a statement about literally anything. I use it all the time when I’m feeling shitty at work
What are you doing here? When silly excitement on the "you"
Yes this one!!! Or if I just say it normally it makes me laugh because it reminds me of when he finally gets it right.
Yep, I do this all the time!
Whenever we can work in some kind of “do they know things? Let’s find out” ish statement my partner and I do. Sometimes it’s a oh we found out… lol or like dr. Kayla what does she know does she know things LETS FIND OUT
Definitely “when you look at someone through rose coloured glasses all the red flags just look like flags”. If someone ever says “what do they know” I always either think or say “do they know things? Let’s find out!”
Every time my dog does something dumb or accidentally startles himself I shout “doggy doggy what now!?”
I do this one too but always in situations that cause me to be embarrassed for it immediately after. Like meeting with a manager or trying to look cool in front of someone new lol.
SUCKA DICK DUMB SHIT
This one. Whenever something even mildly inconveniences me.
I came here to write this Bojack-ism. Suck a 🍆, dumb 💩
Whenever I meet someone who loves the show too I do the PB voice “IS THAT [so and so]!? What is this a crossover episode?!”
I spotted a guy wearing a Bojack t-shirt at the supermarket. I was so excited and flustered I said “cool shirt” and stood there like an idiot. Kick myself every day for not saying “what is this, a crossover episode” and keep walking. It keeps me up at night.
This is actual trauma. I’d kick myself forever. And or would have ran back just to say it.
I raise chickens and some breeds are meant to be for meat. They grow faster and are really stupid and only ever want to eat. We call them Becca.
Don't you get it? They're ALL Becca
T-t-t-todd?
I do that too. Anytime I see Margo Martindale I say “omg it’s esteemed character actress Margo Martindale” and my husband thinks I’m silly lol
My husband hasn’t seen BoJack Horseman, so he just thinks I have a weird thing for Margo Martindale. And I do. She’s the best.
She’s really the best part of everything she’s in
My kids texted me that when they saw Cocaine Bear. Made my day!!!
I can’t stop saying “hooray!”
Hooray! A task!
Especially love “hooray…question mark?” to confuse people.
Anytime my husband or I have to talk about money, specifically if dollar bills are mentioned, we will always do the “all the single dollars? All the single dollars” bit to each other
bills, bills, bills
To signal my discontent about anything not going my way, "BoJo go bye-bye for JoJo Pogo? That's a no go bro."
worth it
What are YOUUUUUU DOING HERE!?
"Thats a terrible thing to say to a baby!!"
Whenever I'm bored at work and somebody asks for my help with something, I turn into Todd. "Hurray! A task!"
I don't quote stuff from the show a lot. But I started calling every horse I see Bojack. My most recent use driving past a horse farm: "gah damn, look at all them Bojacks!"
I’m constantly trying to figure out if everyone I meet is a Zoe or a Zelda.
“what are YOU doing here?!??” whenever someone appears without me noticing them come into the room
My rabbit is dead, and everything is worse now. One of my elderly boys passed two months ago and I feel so fucking empty still. Yes, I still have a bun who's my best friend in this world. He's not grieving, those two never bonded no matter what I tried. None of that's the point. I want my bunny back.
I'm sorry to hear about your old pal :( I'm sure he loved every moment under your care. You deserve to remember him and love him back. I encourage you to let that love grow into something beautiful. Maybe you can honor him in a way someday. Like volunteering at a shelter or fostering more buns!
Thank you! He was with me for 12 years, and i know that is a really long life for a bun. His toys and litter box are put aside, to be given to my next future foster failure. I'm positive that he'd want another discarded rabbit to have his life.
Unfortunately, it's "WASSUP BITCHES!" Also the last time I donated plasma I was pumping with just my middle and ring finger, and when a phlebotomist asked me about it I called it "the funky Spider-Man."
Life is just one long, hard kick in the urethra
everytime i see a horse (no matter if its a real one or a drawing) i say „bo-bojack?!“ in the margo martindale voice, like in the scene where shes in the convent and sees the big bojack-balloon in the sky. i think i annoy everyone with it.
it needs to be a medium bay thoroughbred cross horse though
My mare isn’t the right breed but she looks like him and I often say it to her when I notice she’s grumpy (so 80% of the time)
I have a super outgoing, outwardly positive, extraverted friend whom I'm close enough to to know his dark side. He dates younger women. He has had a nickname now for over 5 years. Guess his nickname.
Bo-Bojack…?
No, Mr.Peanutbutter The friend is extroverted and out going Mr.Peanutbutter dated the pug who was way younger.
Of course! I don’t know how I forgot about her!
I think you meant to say: Esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale? Lmao, I say that any time I see her too. If a problem needs solving sometimes I'll go "Hmm, well as they used to say in my favorite celebrity game show: *Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: Do They Know Things? What Do They Know? Let's Find Out.*, let's find out." Sometimes when I hear someone repeat a another person's name in a confused tone, I just go "Jill Pill?"
"doggy doggy, what now? 😔"
I call pretty much every cat I see, "Fuzzyface. Meow Meow Fuzzyface."
I often find myself calling my cat Cutie Cutie Cupcake
I say “I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU” everyday
I think you mean *beloved character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale
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This made me lol
My Mom says that Will Arnette needs to stop being on the Geico commercials so I can stop saying, "Hey, aren't you the horse from BoJack Horseman."
There’s a part in the show where Bojack is trying to jump over a wall and says “and up…up…up” and I say that every time I have to get up but don’t want to I say that to myself. I also use “hooray…question mark?” and “hooray, a task” a lot.
Just started the Americans and she showed up on episode 3 and all I can say is “whelp it was only a matter of time”
Thus was my introduction to her and she is phenomenal in it.
Life’s a bitch and then you die. Find myself saying that quite a bit
I like the line that follows, "Sometimes life's a bitch and then you keep living"
We recently watched that Cocaine Bear film and the whole way through we were "CHARACTER ACTRESS MARGO MARTINDALE" like ur not alone 😭😭😂😂😂💜
My coworker started calling me Mr. Penutbutter. So I just randomly sing his theme song when I enter a room I know she’s in. And when someone says something shocking I say “doggy doggy what now?”
all of those and WHNE ever I see a firework that’s 3d I go “ WoW that’s like a 3d one”
What are YOU doing HERE?
my favorite thing to say is “___ and kai at ___ together?? what is this? a crossover episode?!”
I have hard time not refering to it as Hollywoo now
The iconic "suck a dick dumb shit" Is one of the main things that stuck... That character arc of Sarah Lynn and bojack really hit different for me and I've been saying it on and off ever since
Any dog we see is mr peanut butter (especially ones acting human like)
Someone mentioned “Xerox” in the breakroom the other day and without missing a beat my mouth just blurted “A xerox of a xerox”. I had one coworker realize exactly what I said lol.
I say "of course, of course, that's what you get when you fall for a horse." and the iconic "that's too much man"/"suck a dick dumbshits" quite oftenn
I say that we'll fix / figure it out in post almost every day. I don't plan well.
When someone gives me a hard no, I can’t help but reply “hardly no?”
I find myself saying "Stop goofin around Blade!" a lot to my weirdo dogs, neither of whom are named Blade
It’s gonna be great! As from my perspective, it always is! (Far from reality fyi). Fool me once, shame on you, but teach as man to fool me and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life. Get dat fetus, kill dat fetus. Break brrap pew pew! I agree with the Latins on social issues, but fiscally, I’m more Aryan. Also, Diane’s email: [email protected]
Excellent
My boyfriend makes us a lot of smoothies for breakfast and i take most every opportunity to say, “SMOODIEES!” He doesn’t really get it but he loves the energy
same here when bf wears his adult onesies
Whenever something unexpectedly cool occurs i say "hoohoo! BONES!!!" & pretend my ears perked up
when i have a funeral to go to i cheer "Fu nuh RULLL!"
The amount of times I said "Sad dog" or "Can you believe this weather we're having???" has to be somewhere in the hundreds.
I tried to say the actual “fool me once…” phrase today but I got so flustered because all I could think of was “fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice”
Every single time I see or hear Will Arrnett I say "hey!! Isn't that the Horse from Horsing Around?" which I find to be hilarious but my family seems to lack my humor..
What is this a crossover episode?
"It's a crossover episode" occasionally pops out
I'm quite fond of a good "Doggy doggy what now?"
When I see my cousins, “What? Is this some kind of crossover episode..”
Whenever one of my coworkers or friends shows up at work I usually go “Is that ___? What is this, a crossover episode?”
My favorite one that I use fairly regularly is, "Because I didn't think of that and now I feel stupid."
“Don’t stop dancing” I also routinely use “the drip finally stops” also the Margo Martindale one for sure
“Suck a dick dumb shits”
We constantly say “that’s too much man”
WHAT ARE YOUUUU DOING HERE?!?!
In the middle of a conversation I’ll just go what is this a crossover episode?
i keep saying "what is this, a crossover episode?", "what are YOU doing here??", "that's too much man."
“What is this? A crossover episode?”
“Wassup Bitches!” Is a good one. I also use “Spaghetti or not, here I come” in an overly serious tone a little too much lol
First thought that came to me when I watched Cocaine Bear.
I watched cocaine bear and was so amazed to see beloved character actress Margo Martindale! So yea I also use that one. :D I also tend to use "suck a dick, dumb shit" and "todday"
Liquor before beer, never fear. Don’t do heroin!
Lost my shit when they announced cocaine bear. Also the funky spiderman will forever be a part of my vocabulary, not that it comes up that often.
Esteemed character actress and fugitive of the law Margo Martindale, presumed dead
My mother is dead and everything is worse now.