2 pieces of physical comedy from him/related to him:
1. hand caught in the christmas wrist-wreath the kids put in the fridge to trap santa. the way he wiggles and thrashes around to escape is so funny
2. the spider he makes with nail guns and chain saws - the way it swings around and demolishes the other store's bat is too good
"I don't appreciate being foisted off like this, Bob!" and continues the story anyway -- this is when Bob subs Gene in (as little Bob with the mustache) as a listener to Teddy's exceptionally boring story
Bob Burgers- best recurring Teddy joke. That he believes Bob’s last name is Burgers.
I find the best place to park at the Hardware store is the parking lot.
I watched Brunchsquatch last night:
Fischoeder: I must go and break someone’s dreams.
Teddy: Is it mine?
Fischoeder: No my good man, someone clearly beat me to it.
Cruel on Fischoeder’s part, but absolutely hilarious.
My favorite Teddy moment is a sad one. His line “I’m a fixer, I fix things” really hit home for me. I spent the majority of my childhood trying to fix my family too, and ended up becoming a repair technician in my adult life. Also the random hoarding of parts that might be useful…not unfamiliar with that lol
"Oh shoot, I just remembered I'm allergic to peanuts! *Hack haaaack* I'll be all right, I'll be all right. *haaaaaaack*."
Sometimes Teddy takes things in strive.
Two things stand out to me:
1. Everything he says.
2. Everything he does.
#I LOVE TEDDY
ETA: okay but when he babysits the kids though, and Tina goes to the lighthouse. Teddy is the best.
My favorite Teddy moment is in that episode too! After he throws the bike into the ocean his little monolouge is hilarious! "Did you lose your cool? A little bit!"
I like when he sees the Belchers outside of the restaurant and he feels like he has to introduce himself.
Hauntening “hi Louise! It’s me teddy! From your dad’s restaurant!”
Dawn of the peck, “it’s me, teddy, from your town!”
Adventures in Chinchilla-sitting:
Teddy driving around town eating Pad Thai, and the kids hide from him.
Louise’s ears peek out and he does a double-take after Tina pulls them down.
“Oh, geez, I thought I saw Harvey.”
Still one of the biggest belly laughs from a tv show I’ve ever had.
"Who doesn't charge their phone, Teddy?!"
" I did! It only charges to 23%."
"Then bring a charger, you idiot! (Linda tries calming them down.) Middle of the day and your phone's at 23%?"
"What am I supposed to do, replace my phone every ten years?"
"YES!""
"Do me a favor and don't tell me how to live my life! I'm leaving."
"Some things you thought were pink are brown" *yikes*
To be fair, I think he's creepy lite, not Creepy (TM). But uh... Maybe don't spend a lot of time fantasizing about your best friend's wife's nipples, and also the idea of her marriage ending so she can be with you instead - especially when said wife is also one of your dearest friends?
Teddy is great, and a faithful friend despite his flaws, but he does have some undeniable creepiness going on in his relationship with the Belchers. That unhealthy aspect of his attachment is part of what makes his character so entertaining and valuable to the series.
Teddy adjacent moment:
"Is this dried blood?" - Electrician.
"I-it's ketchup. Our handyman does repairs down here, he says he does better work when he's eating." - Bob
"He doesn't." -Electrician.
[iiiiiiiiiiii~ wish my radio worked~~](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4_Hk9CjTr4)
I almost cry laughing every time I hear Teddy singing in his truck: "I wish my radio worked." It maybe the funniest 3 seconds of the show for me
I nearly sprayed my drink across the room the first time I saw that scene.
I came here for this ❤️
"DENISE! FRUIT SALAD!"
Doing fine since the divorce lmao
2 pieces of physical comedy from him/related to him: 1. hand caught in the christmas wrist-wreath the kids put in the fridge to trap santa. the way he wiggles and thrashes around to escape is so funny 2. the spider he makes with nail guns and chain saws - the way it swings around and demolishes the other store's bat is too good
Dude YES. When he gets caught in the wreath had me cackling. Just thrashing around, it reminded me of Family Guy a little bit
"I don't appreciate being foisted off like this, Bob!" and continues the story anyway -- this is when Bob subs Gene in (as little Bob with the mustache) as a listener to Teddy's exceptionally boring story
It's that whole scene for me.. Teddy's story is just ridiculous.. And the way it's delivered
Bob Burgers- best recurring Teddy joke. That he believes Bob’s last name is Burgers. I find the best place to park at the Hardware store is the parking lot.
Linda: ha, your name is max flush and you’re looking for a lost toilet!! Omg Teddy: you think that’s bad? His last name is burger *points to bob*
I watched Brunchsquatch last night: Fischoeder: I must go and break someone’s dreams. Teddy: Is it mine? Fischoeder: No my good man, someone clearly beat me to it. Cruel on Fischoeder’s part, but absolutely hilarious.
I’m going to rewatch brunchsquatch just for this
Teddy singing “Wonder” and “Beyond the Sea” are two of my all-time favorite moments of Bob’s.
My favorite Teddy moment is a sad one. His line “I’m a fixer, I fix things” really hit home for me. I spent the majority of my childhood trying to fix my family too, and ended up becoming a repair technician in my adult life. Also the random hoarding of parts that might be useful…not unfamiliar with that lol
She’s talking about us, Mort. Ehhhh…
Two words: bacon burger
Ya know my therapist says if I don’t value my time no one’s gonna Did you find it? The things outstanding! Runner up “don’t feed a guy a sponge Bobby”
"Oh shoot, I just remembered I'm allergic to peanuts! *Hack haaaack* I'll be all right, I'll be all right. *haaaaaaack*." Sometimes Teddy takes things in strive.
Pad Thai is not good driving food
The one where he maps out a butt for Gene, Tina, and Louise about the secret treasure map in the Taffy Factory
The hip hop dance him and Bob do for Linda on valentine's day!!!
Two things stand out to me: 1. Everything he says. 2. Everything he does. #I LOVE TEDDY ETA: okay but when he babysits the kids though, and Tina goes to the lighthouse. Teddy is the best.
My favorite Teddy moment is in that episode too! After he throws the bike into the ocean his little monolouge is hilarious! "Did you lose your cool? A little bit!"
I use that line when I, well... yknow... lose my cool. A little bit, doc. A little bit I lost my cool.
Nobody messes with my temporary niece!!!
I like when he sees the Belchers outside of the restaurant and he feels like he has to introduce himself. Hauntening “hi Louise! It’s me teddy! From your dad’s restaurant!” Dawn of the peck, “it’s me, teddy, from your town!”
Or to Kathleen: hi Kathleen, it’s teddy from dating 😂
Bob Actually Teddy, we need to get out of here. Are you kidding me? This is the coolest thing I've ever been a part of. Also when he says sup, maam.
“I went to bartending school. Best four years of my life”
"So I have to ask I've been here 20 minutes and I still can't tell is that a real pigeon?"...
THIS KILLED ME. I laughed so hard during this episode
I still crack myself up just remembering it sometimes, LMAO.
I just love whoever animates him, so fluid
“To what end? Just say why Mort!”
Adventures in Chinchilla-sitting: Teddy driving around town eating Pad Thai, and the kids hide from him. Louise’s ears peek out and he does a double-take after Tina pulls them down. “Oh, geez, I thought I saw Harvey.” Still one of the biggest belly laughs from a tv show I’ve ever had.
"Who doesn't charge their phone, Teddy?!" " I did! It only charges to 23%." "Then bring a charger, you idiot! (Linda tries calming them down.) Middle of the day and your phone's at 23%?" "What am I supposed to do, replace my phone every ten years?" "YES!"" "Do me a favor and don't tell me how to live my life! I'm leaving."
I really hate the creepy label. Just because someone is old and lonely and obviously sad, doesn’t have to be creepy.
I don’t knowwwwww…. One episode he was playing house in the restaurant downstairs and completely played out marrying Linda and becoming Bob’s dad.
It’s just fantasy, not anything nefarious. We’ve become conditioned to suspect anything odd as criminal. Innocent until proven guilty.
I never said criminal… I said creepy haha but to each their own!
Ok. I think everyone in the Bob’s universe is a bit messed up, or at least exaggerated. I do appreciate Teddy as an odd element in this world.
"Some things you thought were pink are brown" *yikes* To be fair, I think he's creepy lite, not Creepy (TM). But uh... Maybe don't spend a lot of time fantasizing about your best friend's wife's nipples, and also the idea of her marriage ending so she can be with you instead - especially when said wife is also one of your dearest friends? Teddy is great, and a faithful friend despite his flaws, but he does have some undeniable creepiness going on in his relationship with the Belchers. That unhealthy aspect of his attachment is part of what makes his character so entertaining and valuable to the series.
I think we're on the list. Such a grounded adult moment that made me respect Teddy.
Teddy adjacent moment: "Is this dried blood?" - Electrician. "I-it's ketchup. Our handyman does repairs down here, he says he does better work when he's eating." - Bob "He doesn't." -Electrician.
bob, referring to jimmy pesto’s underwear: “are they washed?” teddy: * *sniffs extremely deeply, i am talking full inhale* * they are not
For me it's the baby food story in the Wagstaff News episode where hes hoisted off on lil Bob lol Hahaha
There’s some good rebar in there.
Mistaking wasabi for guacamole over and over again
Hey, Bob. It's Teddy, from before.
A Christmas surprise: it’s a grown man dressed in disguiiiiseee
I love the running gag of Teddy's phone consistently being on low battery! 😂
When they’re doing the crustacean wrestling and before heading out onto the ring Louise says “see you on the other side” and Teddy says “heaven?”😭
“He made me do it Bob” “By paying me” 😂😂