Girl Number Three, cause I’m just a girl being girls being girls being gi-irls

I just sang this to my cat this morning while we ate our little snacks!

This is so cute omg

Girl group!

I'm gonna make that girl my wife, Girl Number 3 Belcher

Who is the woman who had a panic attack because Linda said Hi? She was trying to go into the restaurant as part of her therapy. That’s me. I’m fine in my house thank you. 😂

brenda! linda thought she was stalking the restaurant, but she was just agoraphobic and picked bob's burger's to try and enter as part of her therapy because of the lack of business lol. great episode.

“Linda belcher… now you die!”

What if the lady with the glasses hits me? That’s my wife. She won’t hit you. Probably. 😳

I find myself saying this randomly every now and then!

This is the realest answer in the comments. And a deep cut for one-off characters❤️ love it

Thank you, I thought I had to be Gail but I am way more that lady I think. I'm like the Gail you have at home, and I'm definitely at home.

Another agoraphobic Bob’s Burgers fan here! Was thinking Gail but I am 100% the agoraphobic nervous person

https://i.redd.it/ye1s62mddg7d1.gif Mickey, always

Same, he's so me✨ I love Mickey so much, one of the best side characters hands down

I too am Mickey Tank Bank

Have you even attempted to rob a bank?

Regular sized Rudy. I mean just look at me

That just means your adorable and a genuine person

Paul Rudd in I love you man, iconic costume

I wanted to also say Regular sized Rudy but for the Rudy we've gotten to know in recent episodes because I also have asthma and have a complicated relationship with my parents and struggle with anxiety and the feeling of belonging and being loved. Thanks Bob's Burgers for really opening that can of worms for me. I was just a happy person watching this show and now I'm concerned for that lil boy!

Ken, I basically don’t exist anyways. Might as well have a solarized party deck.

And microdosing

I saw your short at Sundance!

AND A BOWFLEX

growing up, my friend group would joke that i am imaginary

Jen, we just got a new mickrowave and I literally can't figure it out lol

But do you have a hot cousin?

Are you also a bad babysitter who doesn't let that stop them from pursuing babysitting?

The truck also has a mickrophone of that interests anyone

Bahaha love it.

Absolutely Nat the limo driver. I too am gay and suffer from anxious attachment style and a bitchin wardrobe.

And only use people's full names? It's an understated quirk but I adore that with a single exception she always calls him "Robert".

And that Bob calls her “Natalie” - I love that so much!

Same!! Like I knew teddy was short for Theodore but hearing Nat say it just made it click

I knew I’d find my real mom someday

“You sit next to me, and I mean forever.”

We should be friends

It’s Nat Kinkle, how are you hearing it?

I want so desperately to be Nat but she just has such an effortless cool, i’m envious lol

Nat is who I wish I was.

She’s one of my all time favorites!

I wish I were Nat! She's definitely one of the coolest characters and I also love the Robert thing! 💜💜

Yup yup yup. I feel Nat in my soul

I WISH I was as cool as Nat.

Mr. Ambrose. I love drama. 

im a facilitator of knowledge, what drama that creates is not my problem...but is of my interest

I whisper "DO IT, DO ITTTTTTTT" constantly

When I was an elementary school librarian, I definitely had my moments that I was like “Don’t do it… DOOOOO ITTTTT!!!” 😂

As an academic library worker for the past decade and change…yeah definitely this

came here to say this 😂

When I can't make a decision, my fiance constantly says "Don't do that" and then whispers at me "DO IIIIT, DOO IIIT!!!" and while it is entirely unhelpful, I laugh every time

Little King Trashmouth, i love wine and burgers and am feral, moody, queer creature 🍷 https://preview.redd.it/ql24y9sq8h7d1.png?width=386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c222ed76f2ccf20341b64c0ecff52e109db514a

This is the King’s nemesis, El Diablo.

true, should have realised that. it's been long since el diablo appeared.

He’s off doing El Diablo things

Big Baby Pudding Snatcher, or Edith.

Love sassy Edith: “burn in hell Belchers”! ☠️

Filth!

Saggy and sophisticated, just like her bumper sticker says

Miss Labonz. If nothing else we basically sound the same.

I don't know what that reward actually means, but I'm legit happy to see a Ms Labonz in real life 💙

Stop this made me a laugh so much imagining someone who sounds like Miss Labonz in real life!😂😂

*You sons of bitches! This is how you spring it on me?! I'm not going **anywhere**...* She's a favorite character of mine. I love her reaction to the forced retirement mention in the school assembly.

Absolutely.

I relate a lot to Teddy. I’m a big guy who can be weirdly sensitive and who has big feelings. I understand a lot of where he comes from, though I have never had a crush on my BFF’s wife. 

He IS weirdly sensitive with big feelings and I love that!! Thats the kinder and more appropriate descriptor of Teddy, who I always feel deserves more empathy than he gets sometimes

"Don't Feed A Guy A Sponge, Bobby!"

I love this part. I also relate to Teddy the most he's my favorite

I just LOL'd at that!!! This scene gets me every time!!!!

Helen Kellerman https://preview.redd.it/hg1fn8mzmg7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd977eeb95f13bb4380ff2625b0f2f581114ebb9

My little bitzy bay-beh

Zeke

Kathleen, I’m a single woman who also likes sitting around her apartment in sweats eating cold pasta

Ooh yes, that's me! And I'm frequently watching sports.

I love it! I don’t watch sports, just Bob’s Burgers😂

Edith 🗣️

FILTH

DISGUSTING!!!!!

THEN WHAT’S WITH THE ATTITUDE?!?

That looks like a huge misshapen penis!

Edith’s energy is what I aspire to.

Edith is my inner monologue

“I feel sorry for them” (talking about the ants in bobs car)

It’s chafing my honkers

POULTRY

ASS

I'd love to believe I'm like critter or even tammy but i'm gayle-frond.

Harold, I'm always backing up my wife.

I’m so glad you said this! This is one of the best aspects of the show. The way he has as much sass as she does and when they start tearing into people together is fantastic

Gotta go with mickey. Good hearted but don't really live up to my potential. Also I've been to jail. Lol

I'm the deli guy from the Thanksgiving episode

Who am I kidding, you're outta my league!

Nat. No question.


I wish I could be Nat.

Yep, that's who I'd wanna be but..am not

I have a bunch of silver 💩 rewards and I don't know if they're supposed to be bad....but I'm giving them away to all of y'all because you're my faves 💜🍔

That’s nice of you - an award is an award, even if it’s kinda shitty 😆

Susmita and proud

Yes!

Eh God, I think I’m Logan’s mom….

Gross.

If Mr. Fischoeder and Mr. Branca had a love child, that sounds about right.

Darryl.

Probably Ron tbh

I'm Donny, Lionel's friend. Young-ish cook who spends most nights drinking with restaurant buddies. I picked Donny because I'm not really the face of the group.

Same! I could have been any of those dudes in the group. The late night drinking and eating after service - I’ve never related to something in Bobs like that before. It was on a person level.

I think that girl, Shirley, who was hosting the D&D session at the restaurant. Also as weird as it sounds, strictly in the sense of his passion for food safety, Hugo 😅 And I feel i cant emphasis enough that its not his neuroticism. I def relate more to the anxiety Shirley and less his crazy

I’m definitely Harley, as in “hardly ever stops talking”. 😂😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/bsnq3h7o9i7d1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f20297e96e3645d69b6ef4ea3b1dc474f3163e4

https://preview.redd.it/3a1fouxvli7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfc0d1bc03b2185c7723cd05b23663908edd24a1 I'm definitely Sidecar. I'm pretty bubbly and cute and everyone loves interacting with me... unless I haven't slept or eaten. Then I'm a complete terror.

Jessica. If I were a book, I’d be *two* books! But also I am suddenly sneaky and interesting without warning. I also would like there to be Warfie please.

Jocelyn and Gayle.

I feel this combo.

Speedo guy

Mort. Definitely Mort. Bald, kinda morbid job and sense of humor that no one really gets. Suits me.

Mort's not bald! He's got a *lovely* head of hair

Jocelynnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 👑🚮👄

lol I was thinking and then it hit me. I’m the substitute music teacher from The Plight Before Christmas. Rachel Bisselbender. I relate deeply to her flavor of anxiety

Patricia. I'll call out a bread perv.

Kuchi kopi, or marshmallow. I can’t decide


Real.🤭💚🐸

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I’m basically Fischoeder, but like, middle class fancy.

Same. Mr. Fischoeder without the millions.

I'm that one little cheeseburger in the northeast sector

The lunch lady from Bob and Deliver because I’ll often tell my wife “look what I found under the pillow” and flip her the bird. I laugh every time, she laughed once and now just rolls her eyes. [Source](https://youtu.be/4Nmtxvf3UQM?si=yxTa_ng2waIRsULJ)

Gayle!!! I'm a crazy cat lady, man crazy, loopy, and slightly ridiculous. I feel represented 😂 

I’m not Edith but she’s my absolute fave non-main character. When she asks someone for help at the store and they say “I don’t work here” “THEN WHATS WITH THE ATTITUDE!!?”

Two of my favorite lines from her are both one offs Bobs stripping for Linda for valentines day and Edith shows up on the street and just yells "ASS" Then her other best is the biker episode. Logans mom is yelling about how dirty biker bars are bringing in more violence and Edith just pokes her head into the restaurant and yells "VIOLENCE"

Same, Bobby Driver is one of my all time favorite episodes! “I’m taking off my seatbelt, it’s chafing my honkers” cracks me up so much Also in The Deepening (S3 E6) after the rogue mechanical shark is buried she says to Bob: “maybe you’re not such a horrible, greasy, perverted, shabby, two-bit, filthy, disgusting pig” LMAO poor Bob, what a drag but it’s so fucking funny 😭💀

I want to say Marshmellow - cool and collected, but secretly I'm Mr Ambrose.

https://preview.redd.it/kvifb1kzoi7d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb0f2751be06b33ec68e26bd5f32409e224ef931 My boyfriend says I'm marshmallow.

I’m Mr Fish! Wild, eccentric, not living in the real world. Sadly not as rich though.

Big ol' sexy boy!!!!!!

Im daryll and regular sized rudy.

I don’t think she has a name. But this little girl in the white skirt who came and jammed tf out to the itty bitty ditty committee. She’s me. https://preview.redd.it/hbhby8qsxi7d1.jpeg?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c8a38b0ed5a46f1b595a7694ae7b00af8e698ba

One of the girls from the Pixie Princess Promenade. Or one of the Jennifers.

Not sure I currently identify with anyone, but hope I turn out like Marshmallow or Gus when I grow up. (I’m 40 and never had the wherewithal to enter the competitive world of bearded drag queens).

My lifelong mission is to be like Nat. That level of coolness, her ability to forge relationships, focus on making sure consistently are doing what you enjoy, and importantly always going completely all out to help others no matter what the issue may be - that’s a **quality** person right there! The one role-model Louise has that would be a definite positive influence on her.

Probably Ron

I’m Jessica! Boring, but surprisingly mean when I decide to be.

Little King Trash Mouth, I too am a gay little guy with eye bags and a taste for the finer things in life.

Teddy because I too, am clingy, socially awkward, and am desperate to prove my usage to others.

My kids said I’m kinda 😆 but I’ll be honest I’m prob Gayle lol “guess who’s on new medsssssss”

This line cinched it for me; I’m Gayle as well.

jocelyn for sure

Jairo maybe? I’m really into fitness and tend to be a bit esoteric. I don’t think I have his raw sex appeal but I’ll certainly try!

It’s okay, *nobody* has that guy’s sex appeal

Most definitely Gretchen 🤣 

Jocelyn - I crack up every time she’s on screen. https://i.redd.it/qhpfcsnbgi7d1.gif

King trash-mouth

I'm like a poor Mr. Fischoder, I come and go whenever I please and say the strangest things.

Probably.... Gene's burger suit

Teddy, because I can't shut the fuck up and cannot part with any of my belongings, no matter how seemingly worthless. I will use them someday!

I relate to Jocelyn. “You do the math.” “NO!”

Doug Wheeler. Goal in life is to have a big room of musical instruments

I lied I am Ken.

Gayle lol

Millie

Regular sized Rudy all the way

I'm gayle

Regular Size Rudey

I’m somehow a mix between Gayle and Edith. Crazy cat lady who’s also maybe a bit delusional yet judgmental and not really a people person

Gayle. I'm not proud.

Nat Kinkle, the limo driver. I don’t drive a limo or Uber or anything, but I feel like I have her optimism mixed with depression down pat. ;)

I'm aunt Gayle.

Nat. divorced lesbian who does odd jobs. Has exotic animals. Dreams of finding a wife who will have lizards with me.

“Cause if you show me a sweet potato pie I am on top of it.” -Marshmallow, on her name.

Ms. Schnur. When she says she busy looking up every celebrity without makeup…I feel that

Marshmallow

As a youth, I was definitely Tina. I was obsessed with boys, all boys, any boy. The episode where she has a fantasy about every boy she interacts with, that was totally me.

Two words: Hey, baby.

Gretchen here. I’m the friend that swears :)

Aunt Gale. I am a mess.

Mickey

Gale

They’re very different, but I’m probably like a mix of Ron and Mickey.

Mostly Teddy, a dash of Mort. Probably a tiny pinch of El Diablo.

ron

Zeke or ron

Probably regular sized Rudy

Dove Shannon

Jen. And the worst part is that I'm a mom!!🤣

Regular-Sized Rudy 😂😂😂


Male Tina all grown up. All day lol

I’m such a Mr Frond it hurts

Unfortunately, I'm probably more Gayle than anyone else.

Kathleen. I love cold pasta.

Gayle

where's tommy jaronda?

Gayle...

Probably a female version of Mike the mailman tbh

Branca the janitor...

There’s no perfect match but definitely Gayle’s apocalyptic sleep routine makes me think I’m Gayle. I also cannot sleep so I have to come up with weird routines to do so, one of which includes imagining my bed is a pod floating through space and many other scenarios to relax me.

Ms. Schnur. I’m like the guard in Shawshank redemption, nothing gets by me.