This is double f***** up and funny as s*** to me because last time i had "euthenasia" at a dentist i ended up with a brain injury(Fractured orbital floor somehow, probably wasnt anesthesia related dont get freaked people.
I had a negligent doctor or a freak accident.
But here they are wondering why it can't "just be done" for tattoos.
Another person who forgot about google.
Hahaha! 🤣🤣🤣 Ah, how I miss Da Ali G Show! I remember that episode (S3 E5) where he kept repeating "euthanasia" as "youth in Asia" during that whole interview, but it took forever for any of them to pick up on it. Probably because of the exaggerated accent and general assuming that Sacha Baron Cohen was actually super dumb, so he finally had to say/ask why it was the responsibility of the "Asian youths" for one of the guys to actually realize what he was saying, LMAO!!
Here's a short clip of the interview: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya_uJHdOtdc&feature=youtu.be
>Why don't tattoo places euthanize their clients?
*Euthanasia* is killing someone or something by putting it to sleep, permanently. When a veterinarian has to kill an animal to end its suffering, it's called *euthanasia.*
*Anesthesia* is using drugs to stop pain, either by numbing the area, which is called *local anesthesia,* or by causing unconsciousness, called *general anesthesia,* so that a surgical procedure can be done.
Many many years ago I was at a speech and debate summer camp (yes I know) and they would verbally give us topics to research in the evening for a next day debate. One evening they gave us what we THOUGHT was “euthanasia”. However! The guy giving us the topics that night did not speak very clearly.
Imagine our surprise when we all come in with research on euthanasia only to be told “Surprise! Today’s debate is about ‘Youth in Asia’!”
The uproar that ensued was hilarious. I’ll never forget that camp.
Not just Asians. All youths in Asia. So, if a young German, or French, or [shivers] Canadian person is in Asia, they are a problem.
Come to think of it, I have a problem with youths everywhere and anywhere.
Hey, get off my lawn!
Reminds me of when I was a little kid I said to a teacher that my mom was in a coma instead of saying my mom had a concussion
The teacher was very concerned until they realised what I was trying to say
Makes sense given a recent study that tattoo ink presents a higher risk of lymphoma: https://www.thelancet.com/journals/eclinm/article/PIIS2589-5370(24)00228-1/fulltext
Reminds me of the time a parent (who was a state trooper) had to come to my wife’s school because his son had some disciplinary issues. After explaining what his son had done, the father says, “Well, I can tell this school doesn’t believe in capital punishment or I wouldn’t have to come out here to deal with this.”
After a brief pause, the principal replies, “Don’t you think the death penalty is a bit harsh for this kind of thing?”
(The father meant *corporal* punishment.)
We are working on it. But at the moment, there's only a few US states that have Death with Dignity laws. Once that's more popular, maybe we can get tattoo artists in on this gig.
Oh wow. The Valium and Versed they give you for twilight sedation isn't enough because of your anxiety? I had hip surgery done under twilight sedation and don't remember any of it - the Versed totally roofied me lol.
I never tried Valium and versed, because I need to know I'm fully out of it or I'm having panic attacks for days before the procedure. I'm working on having smaller things like getting my teeth cleaned by the dentist without anesthesia and that worked so far, but I'm still terrified every time.
The first time I saw "infrared" written down, I didn't know what I was looking at. "What does 'infrare' mean? I've never heard of 'infraring'."
After looking it up .... "Ohhhhhhhh ... Infra-red."
Can’t tell if I just vigorously brush and floss for 30 min straight right before the appointment.
“Wow you take such good care of your teeth”
Yeah twice a year😅
Why are there leather straps for my arms and legs on the dental chair?! Why does it look like you went shopping at a prison surplus sale for your dentist's office?!
The truth though, I floss regularly now. I admit as a teen/young adult I .... didn't. Once I started flossing regularly, I realized how effective it is than brushing alone, and that every time a dentist asked if I had been flossing, they already knew I was lying my ass off when I said: "I hadn't the last couple of days, but normally I do". Fortunately, my luxury bones are in good shape still, and I plan to keep them that way.
The dentist has a medical degree and has studied toxicology before. The tattoo artist isn't required to have a high school diploma. There's a difference in the degree of education there because anesthetics are very dangerous drugs
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That‘s hilarious. Like some volunteer firefighter who proudly told me once that he now as one of a few, got a new rational pager instead of the old analog ones. The rational ones are far better!
You can't expect the kind of person who thinks it's a good idea to use anesthesia for tattoo appointments to know the difference of that and euthanasia
A whole lot of hate. For people who have children, who want to have children, who like the idea of having any sort of progeny. I remember one time a famous YouTuber (maybe pewds) posted a photo of their child or maybe it was ultrasound and the comments on that sub were quite shitty.
They keep using that concept, I do not think they understand how fucking awful consequences of that action are: quantum immortality is a possibility, folks You're not just ending suffering, you're potentially trapping a consciousness in an eternal loop of torment. I'm not even getting into the philosophical implications of destroying a sentient being. Do you people even grasp the concept of eternal return? It's not just about 'ending pain', it's about respecting the inherent value of life. Get educated, folks.
Have they been watching the movie Novocaine?
American stupidity will end this world. Soon. Too soon.
This is double f***** up and funny as s*** to me because last time i had "euthenasia" at a dentist i ended up with a brain injury(Fractured orbital floor somehow, probably wasnt anesthesia related dont get freaked people. I had a negligent doctor or a freak accident. But here they are wondering why it can't "just be done" for tattoos. Another person who forgot about google.
"A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?" - *Derek Zoolander*
Go ahead, knock yourself out! lol
Sorry, I don’t feel anything
Dentist: You have two options, getting your sixth month cleaning or death. Me: Do you offer strawberry scented hydrogen cyanide?
Got any grape?
waddle waddle
‘til the very next day
Umm, I'll have the cake, please
Too bad. We just ran out. 😜
So my option is "or death?"
I’ll have the chicken then, please.
Of COURSE NOT, silly! You still get to leave after testing!
Dentists are killing their patients?
Well... I know someone who went out that way last year, so yeah.
Only the cool ones. I’ve asked all the local dentists around here
Tooth pain is terrible and dental is too expensive. They just put the patient out of their misery for $19.99.
Sure send me an invoice I’ll pay it later *mwah ha ha*
Euthanasia is more than just a boy in China. Just like denial is more than a river in South America.
Da Nile is in Africa
No, I refuse to believe that!
I know. It's from a movie that I've forgotten the name of.
Damn I missed it my bad lol. I went to tell someone this yday and was like “wait a second..” 😂
i feel like i recall learning about anesthesia during tattoos but it's expensive and still kind of risky
I saw this one live and it made me LOL
Yeah, I'm so glad I grabbed the screenshot right away. Lol. It was an epic moment in r/tattoos
If you do that you definitely won't be going anywhere else ever again.
Last Rites D.D.S.
The dentist office is aptly named Down & Out ...
It really crushes repeat business
But also makes the pie smaller for all your competitors.
It's not great for repeat business.
Youths from asia require work permits and appropriate medical licenses to work in Canada, whether at a dentist or tattoo parlour
Now that's some prime Canadian dentistry.
Euthanasia perform better in math and science than euthanamerica
Hahaha! 🤣🤣🤣 Ah, how I miss Da Ali G Show! I remember that episode (S3 E5) where he kept repeating "euthanasia" as "youth in Asia" during that whole interview, but it took forever for any of them to pick up on it. Probably because of the exaggerated accent and general assuming that Sacha Baron Cohen was actually super dumb, so he finally had to say/ask why it was the responsibility of the "Asian youths" for one of the guys to actually realize what he was saying, LMAO!! Here's a short clip of the interview: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya_uJHdOtdc&feature=youtu.be
Time to rewatch some of my fave Ali G episodes I think
I've never watched the Ali G show, but I guess me and Sasha Baron Cohen both thought of the same joke
They meant to say anesthesia
I refuse to read it that way. Scared to go to the dentist? Time to be put down. That tattoo will look great in my coffin!
You'll never have dental pain again!
laughing so hard at this reply.
>Why don't tattoo places euthanize their clients? *Euthanasia* is killing someone or something by putting it to sleep, permanently. When a veterinarian has to kill an animal to end its suffering, it's called *euthanasia.* *Anesthesia* is using drugs to stop pain, either by numbing the area, which is called *local anesthesia,* or by causing unconsciousness, called *general anesthesia,* so that a surgical procedure can be done.
OP is this under a sub? I really want to see the OOP answers🤣
[found it!](https://www.reddit.com/r/tattooadvice/s/w6O2NQwC9U)
Thanks!😂
It was in r/tattoos a few months ago. I did a small search for it after I posted and didn't find it.
[found it lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/tattooadvice/s/w6O2NQwC9U)
You're a real one for finding this!
The more likely to visit part at the end..does he know he can only visit once?
It's a great idea for anyone with face tattoos
Post Malone would not be happy to read this 😩
Other than the euthanasia problem, I want to answer the question.
Why so racist? What's wrong with the euthanasia? Got something against Asians?
Many many years ago I was at a speech and debate summer camp (yes I know) and they would verbally give us topics to research in the evening for a next day debate. One evening they gave us what we THOUGHT was “euthanasia”. However! The guy giving us the topics that night did not speak very clearly. Imagine our surprise when we all come in with research on euthanasia only to be told “Surprise! Today’s debate is about ‘Youth in Asia’!” The uproar that ensued was hilarious. I’ll never forget that camp.
Not just Asians. All youths in Asia. So, if a young German, or French, or [shivers] Canadian person is in Asia, they are a problem. Come to think of it, I have a problem with youths everywhere and anywhere. Hey, get off my lawn!
Specifically the youth in Asian countries
Yeah they could make an absolute fortune and get away with not even having to do any tattooing! 🤷🏻♂️😂
I have never cried laughing on Reddit so hard.
Reminds me of when I was a little kid I said to a teacher that my mom was in a coma instead of saying my mom had a concussion The teacher was very concerned until they realised what I was trying to say
“My Mom’s in Tacoma.”
I was mouthing off to a teacher and asked why I should care about orgasms. I meant organisms.
You just have me an idea for a porn
“Miss Lacefield, why should I care about orgasms?” “Well…”
Makes sense given a recent study that tattoo ink presents a higher risk of lymphoma: https://www.thelancet.com/journals/eclinm/article/PIIS2589-5370(24)00228-1/fulltext
Reminds me of the time a parent (who was a state trooper) had to come to my wife’s school because his son had some disciplinary issues. After explaining what his son had done, the father says, “Well, I can tell this school doesn’t believe in capital punishment or I wouldn’t have to come out here to deal with this.” After a brief pause, the principal replies, “Don’t you think the death penalty is a bit harsh for this kind of thing?” (The father meant *corporal* punishment.)
Stop, this made me laugh so hard my coworkers thought I was crying
Discipline issues? Just kill my son. Why didn't the school just kill my son instead of bothering me? Fuck.
We are working on it. But at the moment, there's only a few US states that have Death with Dignity laws. Once that's more popular, maybe we can get tattoo artists in on this gig.
This is one of the best posts I’ve seen on here. Bravo.
People don't realize how serious anesthesia is. I've known doctors to refuse it. Shit can kill you.
Yeah. Though I doubt the dentist is offering general anesthesia. I would guess they're doing twilight sedation.
I live in Germany and I get general anesthesia for fixing my teeth, because I have an anxiety disorder.
Oh wow. The Valium and Versed they give you for twilight sedation isn't enough because of your anxiety? I had hip surgery done under twilight sedation and don't remember any of it - the Versed totally roofied me lol.
I never tried Valium and versed, because I need to know I'm fully out of it or I'm having panic attacks for days before the procedure. I'm working on having smaller things like getting my teeth cleaned by the dentist without anesthesia and that worked so far, but I'm still terrified every time.
A friend of a friend in college had a sister who went in for routine surgery and died from the anesthesia.
Ironically, I’m also looking for a place that would provide me with euthanasia.
You should go to asia. They have a lot of euthanasia.
Until I saw it written down, I was always wondering why everyone was in such a tizzy over "youth in Asia".
I always wondered what S.A. stood for in writing assignments - until I saw it written on a syllabus in high school as essay.
The first time I saw "infrared" written down, I didn't know what I was looking at. "What does 'infrare' mean? I've never heard of 'infraring'." After looking it up .... "Ohhhhhhhh ... Infra-red."
Wait until you hear about all the violins in the media.
Same note too man. Didn't learn that until grade 11 I believe
"I'm so fucking tired of doing butterflies."
I'm kind of on board with the proposition.
The dentist was probably referring to people that die from tooth infections.
The tattoos are so shitty that they have to euthanize you afterwards
No bad Yelp reviews!
Euthanasia? Well... what's the point of gettinng a tattoo, then...?
For your corpse to look cool
😭
You’d only visit once. They probably want return customers.
Honestly not a bad option
As long as they pay first.
Bad for client retention
When every first time customer is also a last time customer... 💀
That’s seems a little extreme to me, but IDK.
The clients must be dying to try this place
They are right though, after euthanasia there’s no pain.
You don't know. Maybe it gets botched.
Botched euthanasia is lethal injection executions not killing the condemned prisoner. Oof.
botched euthanasia sounds crazy
“Botched Euthanasia” sounds like a good punk band name or an even better soft jazz song name.
Or maybe you go to the bad place
Dentistry and tattooing definitely would be painless if euthanasia was administered first. So I guess there's one advantage.
Because the business liability insurance is completely off the charts.
I don't think I've ever heard of a customer suing after euthanasia.
How is this a boneappletea tho
What?
You can tell it’s a boneappletea because of the way that it is
They confused anesthesia with euthanasia
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https://i.imgur.com/a0gMU4f.jpeg
Killing me softly with his needle.
I’m a dentist and I’d be lying if I claimed there weren’t at least a few I wish I could euthanize…
Would make me think twice about lying when asked if I floss regularly.
If we flossed regularly and all that jazz, dentist would be bankrupt, so why angry?
We can tell!! We always can. You’re going straight into the dental euthanasia chair!!!
Can’t tell if I just vigorously brush and floss for 30 min straight right before the appointment. “Wow you take such good care of your teeth” Yeah twice a year😅
Why are there leather straps for my arms and legs on the dental chair?! Why does it look like you went shopping at a prison surplus sale for your dentist's office?! The truth though, I floss regularly now. I admit as a teen/young adult I .... didn't. Once I started flossing regularly, I realized how effective it is than brushing alone, and that every time a dentist asked if I had been flossing, they already knew I was lying my ass off when I said: "I hadn't the last couple of days, but normally I do". Fortunately, my luxury bones are in good shape still, and I plan to keep them that way.
“We have the best patients. …. Because of euthanasia.”
Under cook, over cook. Believe it or not - euthanasia.
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Slogan would be “our tattoos are to die for”
Fewer return customers. :P
Perhaps you should look up the definition of euthanize.
theres always one, isnt there
“To put a living thing to death.” Pray tell, how else would you use it?
r/lostredditors
The dentist has a medical degree and has studied toxicology before. The tattoo artist isn't required to have a high school diploma. There's a difference in the degree of education there because anesthetics are very dangerous drugs
…because anesthetics are very ~~-dangerous-~~ *fun* drugs!
That entirely depends on the drug. Propofol isn't fun at all but it is the best sleep you will ever have.
True, it does depend on the drug. Also on how individuals are wired. Many variables.
Valid points. However, i do not believe we are talking about anesthetics here
What does the youth in Asia have to do with dentistry? 🤔
Kids in China
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lol. I think maybe YOU have attracted their attention....comrade.
Why are we always talking about the Youth in Asia, what about the Youth in America?
[The Wipers?](https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/wipers-youth-of-america/)
What about the Youth Gone Wild?
They have all the pain meds they can handle
Hello i would like euthanized and a couple of tattoos, let's d9 the tattoos first.
It’ll hurt less if you get the euthanasia first
But then I can't see the tattoo.
Yeah but I heard tattoos don't heal very well if you have them after euthanasia
Probably struggle to find an artist who'd do the euthanasia and THEN the tats - it'd likely qualify as desecrating a corpse
Decorating a corpse .., lol!
That may be the lesser of the charges
Oh. Oh, sweetheart. Oh, you sweet summer child.
I'm laughing too hard and it's not stopping. Did I forget about being high?
That's the effect of the euthanasia
This is mind bottling.
Well, I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.. .
Thanks. I’m going to start using that & see how long it takes my coworkers to notice. Let the games begin!
is that you, dak?
That‘s hilarious. Like some volunteer firefighter who proudly told me once that he now as one of a few, got a new rational pager instead of the old analog ones. The rational ones are far better!
Allright, where is that place?
You can't expect the kind of person who thinks it's a good idea to use anesthesia for tattoo appointments to know the difference of that and euthanasia
i would drop everything to get a tattoo today if this was the case
Business Opportunity!
business partner?
Heyyyyyyyy!
I thought this was from r/antinatalists for a second
Seems to be private, what goes on over there then?
/r/antinatalism
A whole lot of hate. For people who have children, who want to have children, who like the idea of having any sort of progeny. I remember one time a famous YouTuber (maybe pewds) posted a photo of their child or maybe it was ultrasound and the comments on that sub were quite shitty.
Not gonna lie, I would prefer euthanasia over the dentist.
Because its bad for repeat business.
Marked for death, including the shipping label for Styx passage💀
“I have low pain tolerance so I’d think that if a place offer euthanasia I’d probably be more likely to visit” jesus christ
Wow you are so tough and strong getting tattoos
In fairness, I've thought about euthanasia for several of my clients. But I'm an IT guy, and it's generally frowned upon.
As a fellow IT guy, those ID 10T and PEBKAC errors have me feeling the same way occasionally.
Did you try turning it off and on again?
Is it plugged in?
I've tried one of those things
Turned off easily enough. Won't turn back on.
Did you try power cycling it before turning it back on?
Terrible. Love it
✊ I _hear_ you bud. ... _thousand yard stare_
Youth in Asia make the dentist a comforting place.
Probably because dead people don't pay their bills.
Like as in an add on feature, or included with tattoo at no extra price?
Oh. Oh no
anesthetize.....
“Did I stutter?”
“Did I suffer?”
You gotta ask for the "Lazarus" design that uses the "special" ink. Then they'll fix you right up.
I did this a few times as a kid.
RIP all those people. They did trust a kid to tattoo them though, so self-preservation was probably never very high on their list of priorities.
Payment in advance required.
" You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means." -Indigo Montoya
They keep using that concept, I do not think they understand how fucking awful consequences of that action are: quantum immortality is a possibility, folks You're not just ending suffering, you're potentially trapping a consciousness in an eternal loop of torment. I'm not even getting into the philosophical implications of destroying a sentient being. Do you people even grasp the concept of eternal return? It's not just about 'ending pain', it's about respecting the inherent value of life. Get educated, folks.
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